#Phillips head screwdriver

[scrmnviking]

Prime Tumblr. That's what I'm here for.

imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

[objectshowstamps]

i want 6 stamps of philips head screwdriver from showvember but hes wide and each stamp is a different color. thansk

Phillip showvember stamps ♪

- YES ·🍻

[nikiiyaki]

Yo guys check this ou- Head shatters into million pieces

[xx-katastrophe]

the meme no one asked for but i made anyway

[girlonthelasttrain]

is it surprising that a game cartridge made in 1997 has a non working battery in it so it doesn't save any longer? no. but am I still disappointed to find that out? yes!!!

[501st-rexster]

Nah I worked at Home Depot for two years in Hardware and a year and a half in Tool Rental and if someone came in an hour before closing I got so mad cuz 90% of the customers I'd get at that time of night were people who had NO IDEA what they were looking for and would spend thirty minutes more than they needed to bothering me and keeping me from cleaning the department and causing me to go home late.

But that's just me.

Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

[nostromo130]

Not to biology post but personally I can't relate I think viruses are really cool like parasitoids/parasites infecting the some of the smallest forms of life. It's such a simple thing but it's effective in what it does - reproducing - and it uses the replication processes of your cells to do that. That's so cool and fascinating . I mean I don't know viruses are terrible and all but it's really cool to see how they function despite their simplicity and "concept"ness

[junespriince]

sluggy what is a vcr

Some here and listen to old man Sluggy tales of old,,, even though I was in the era of ot slowly fading out.

This was the thing before DVDs, you could also record on these too if it was hooked up on the TV, and on special video cameras. My sister had all the vhs tapes and also had a strict rule where nobody was allowed to touch her things in her bedroom but she was allowed to eat my snacks and take my toys so I purposely messed with her by changing all the tapes out of the boxes and the ones she liked I unwound Bec again I was petty and she drank 2 gallons of Kool aid to spite me, the then trashed her room but by moving everything slightly to the right and she yell at me and I'll gaslight her, and we continue this well into adults... I don't like that sister, but Key memories of watching brave little toaster and Winnie the Pooh and the air buddies went rented out from blockbusters,,,

Also the tapes get so hot and smell is warm plastic and I really enjoyed holding them.

[scientia-rex]

I was raised by parents who, as far as I can tell, were not actually wild about having kids. They had us because they felt like they should. That was the normal thing to do. Big mistake, etc., neither of us really talk to them, but anyway.

The point is, my parents did not teach me life skills. I did not know how to change a tire or fix plumbing or even much simpler things. Learning to pump gas gave me MULTIPLE high grade public panic attacks.

But you know what? YouTube and the modern Internet are making life so much better these days. Get yourself a decent screwdriver (two—a Phillips and a flat head) and a hammer and a level, and you’re halfway to being functional and independent.

Over Thanksgiving our sink broke and YouTube taught me how to fix it. I am so grateful for this era.

[nikiiyaki]

More handy manny headcanons!!1!

Kelly is an A-graded student while Elliot is more of a C or D graded student during their school years

Turner dislikes romantic scenes on movies (like kissing and other stuff) like me :D

Stretch's favourite music genre is waltz

Squeeze really like fuzzy animal plushies (just don't tell her about the furbies..)

Manny used to do literature until he switched to repairing and fixing things

Rusty dislikes meat because he just doesn't really like the taste of it

Mrs Portillo wanted to follow her grandmother's footsteps (since her grandmother also does baking)

Pat likes putting stickers (It's entertaining for him ya know?)

Dusty and Squeeze bounces a lot when they're happy!!

If Pat had to choose between coffee or tea he'll choose water

Turner dislikes fish except tuna

Manny was REALLY good at arts & crafts in highschool (He learned it from Carmella)

Both Kelly and Elliot likes sports

Stretch sometimes go fishing with Manny or Abuelito since that's their hobby

Felipe is immune to brain freeze while Turner is immune to spiciness (they're anthromophic talking tools-)

Flicker finds glitter pretty cool

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite screwdriver lives on my keys in disguise and transforms into two tiny hex screwdrivers, a Phillips head, and a flathead. Super useful for fixing my glasses.

It looks like a needle holder from a chatelaine!! Excellent Victorian retrofuturism vibes 10/10

[bookofthegear]

You fear no boredom! You go south, around a bend, and past a dripping pipe, whereupon the passage dead-ends at the remains of an enormous rusted grate. The grate overlooks darkness, and some thirty feet below, a ripple of water.

“Please don’t jump,” says Jimmy.

Good Lord, of course you’re not going to jump. Diving into water when you don’t know how deep it is or what may be lurking under the surface is just a fancy way of saying that you don’t value having unbroken bones.

“What’s calling down there?” you ask.

“Frogs,” Jimmy explains. “There’s a large room below full of them. They’re one of the nicest things in this place. But there’s another way! You don’t have to climb! Or dive!”

“Did you say it was boring so I wouldn’t come here and jump?”

Jimmy clears his throat and seems to avoid making eye contact. Uh-huh. You really think Basic Dungeon Survival ought to be a required class at Wentworth, not an elective.

You return to the passageway and are just coming up to the large metal grate when you don’t hear something.

It’s not exactly a sound. It’s more like a sound stopping, one that you weren’t aware you were hearing. You are almost certain it’s no longer coming from the other side of the grille.

The ironwork is delicate but worked closely together. It’s dark behind the grille…

Actually, it’s too dark. You lift your lantern and it’s still pitch black back there.

Jimmy makes a distrustful noise, but you’re already sliding one of the small screwdrivers of your Swiss Army Knife into a gap in the metal. It goes in about an inch, then meets a slight resistance.

“There’s a black cloth back there,” you murmur to Jimmy. He flutters something about sometimes having the feeling of being watched, then hunches down into his feathers.

The grille is held up by dozens of Phillips head screws concealed in the pattern. You could, possibly, unscrew them. There’s no way you can lower something that heavy quietly, though. And if Jimmy’s right, there might be someone on the other side.

Mind you, if they’re watching right now, they probably won’t be after you drop a three hundred pound metal grille on them…

[onenicebugperday]

@shailion submitted: Here's Phillips head screwdriver and her husband flathead. They live next to the front door.

Ohhhh I love them both! I hope they make ten thousand babies together :)

[shailion]

Researching your local guys n gals also helps a lot!

Learning how that one is only interested in eating dead leaves or how that wasp doesn't want to sting you because she needs that venom to bring food home for the babies and other fun facts makes it easier to see that they're just lil guys living their lil lives.

i’ve always been scared of butterflies and moths (even the pretty butterflies that nobody hates make me extremely uncomfortable) but your love of moths is helping me get over this, so thank you!

i'm glad :) <3 i'm a huge fan of bugs, even though there are a few that make me uncomfortable as well.

interestingly enough, you can kind of trick the human brain by anthropomorphising them just a little. it's a trick i see recommended to people who want to get over their arachnophobia a lot. the spider in the corner? he's a guy now and his name is paul. it's so dumb, but somehow it works, and turns them from scary creepy-crawly to "that lazy ass paul who has never caught a single bug since he's been here". or in this case, my dumb little roommate who likes bonking her head against light sources :)

[liverpool-enjoyer]

his ass does NOT know what a phillips head screwdriver is‼️