#hot wheels

[scrmnviking]

Prime Tumblr. That's what I'm here for.

imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

[whizpurr]

[ghostlyg0ssip]

look at her go

[amxnn]

[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

At this point I think I only use my photo editing skills for evil

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Volvo P1800 Gasser, 1969 (2021). Owned and built by Somerset-based Lee Johnstone the Gasser has a 600bhp big block supercharged 454 Chevrolet V8 engine, which has powered it to run a quarter mile drag race in 10.01 seconds and reach a top speed of 133mph. It was the winner of the 2021 Hot Wheels Legends Tour

[toyastales]

Porsche 911

[viejospellejos]

Cómo hacer el Delorean flotante de Hot Wheels:

[y2k-internetexplorer]

1999 Hot Wheels Computer

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Barbie movie had a post-credit scene featuring a Hot Wheels world.

[comic-covers]

(1971)

[techreviewdaily]

Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme SX 1971

A true automotive legend that gracefully mastered the realms of muscle cars, stock car racing, sport coupe elegance, and everyday cruising. Its iconic status as a symbol of power, dominance, elegance, and timeless appeal remains etched in the hearts of car enthusiasts worldwide.

[obi-troll-kenobi]

This is what happens when you let me play with Hot Wheels

[ghostlyg0ssip]

the best mh product to ever exist

[chaoticdoofus06]

hehehe

went to a car show and found a miata that looked like my hot wheels :3