#hot wheels bf5

[r0tt3n-p1ckles]

What is it with Cartoon Network making the coolest shows back in 2010 and then pretend like they never existed bruh🧍🏽‍♀️

[feet010]

I'm truly disappointed there are no x readers of this show, there is so many characters and so much potential 💔

IT'S A GREAT SHOW, please. If you're interested in looking for something new, CONSIDER Thunderbirds are going. The characters are cutie patooties and, overall, just some lovable characters !

Also Scott is hot 🤷‍♀️

[junglepenguins]

Fun fact: Mattel made a very large scale model of Saber. It was seen at various places including SDCC 09 and 10. It's been rumored to still be at Mattel HQ.

Video origin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76gimDaO2d4

[jordi-bobo]

I am so normal about Tezz Volitov. Look at this petulant fucking child. This literal embodiment of " >:[ "

[berrythep4nda]

HOW????

How do you guys do it??? Genuinely

I have so many ideas in my head, the plot is there, the style is there, the dialogue is there, the scene and scenery is there, the character design is there, the opening AND ending is there

But I can't quite execute it, like ???

I literally have the art style and the panel in my head but I can't even fricking DRAW

Don't even get me started with animation

And I may have write some story about those ideas, but it didn't come out the way I imagine it 😭😭 like damn ok???

How do you guys do it???

I salute and respect you guys that do this for the fandom sooo much, giving us food to eat with good art, xjhshsjshajjs

[artsybanchou]

This isn't new art. It's been hanging out in the sketchbook for a while now. This was all drawn while we watched season 1, if I remember correctly.

[thephoenixdescendant]

HEADCANON: HOW THE BF5 TEXT YOU

a/n: hello hello how are ya? I know I've been fucking dead for what, 2 years and then I come back giving ya random headcanons and disappear again for a few months and again randomly come back. I'm a goddamn mess and I'm sooo sorry. I just have poor time management skills and poor mental health. And also lack of motivation. Anywayyyys, here are some headcanons which I have been planning to write for a long time but keep forgetting to do so (also I don't know whether this headcanon was already done or not).

Vert Wheeler

Okay, so this man likes to use proper grammar. Will take his time to text back and NEVER the type to leave you on read, because he thinks it’s rude to do so.

He don’t really use the newer slang a lot.

Uses emojis as a way to express his emotions, and it’s quite literal.

Like this man uses the “😭” as a sign that he’s upset.

Uses the “😂”, “😄”, “❤️”, emoji’s quite a lot.

Long paragraphs about how much he loves you, paragraphs about what happened during missions are to be expected.

Agura Ibaden

Just like Vert, she doesn’t really use newer slang.

Only uses ”😀” emoji.

Will only leave you on read if she’s busy. Otherwise she’ll text back.

Will send you multiple texts but not enough for her to blow up your phone with notifications.

Flirts with you A TON. She may not look like a flirt but, she is. Only to you.

Zoom Takazeumi

Uses a TON of newer slang.

He sends you loooong paragraphs if he’s feeling very romantic and if he deeply misses you if you’re away. But if he’s feeling normal and as always being the goofball he is, he likes to send you short multiple messages.

Uses a lot of emojis.

Zoom: Babe, I miss you so much aaaahhhhh Love you!!! ❤️❤️❤️💗💗💗💗💗💞💞💕💓💓💓💋💋💋💋💋❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️❤️‍🔥❤️🥰💗💘💓💞💋💞💋💗💘💓💋💞💕💜🧡🩵💚💕💞💋❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💕💋💞💕💋❤️🥰❤️❤️🥰❤️🥰🥰💕💕❤️

Never leaves you on read.

Sherman Cortez

Sometimes, you wonder whether if it’s his grandma texting because he texts are so….old people-ish?

He will legit sends you Good Morning and Good Night Images. Something like this:

Very sweet and romantic when he has a full on convo with you.

He usually never leaves you on read and when he does, expect a bunch of apologies and a string of “I love you”’s

His texts range from short to large paragraphs.

He uses slang rarely

Uses a shit ton of emoji’s like Zoom.

Spinner Cortez

Uses a lot of slang

Uses emoji’s more than words tbh.

Obviously, short texts.

Will leave you on read, and will apologize if you get pissed off.

The type to send you a lot of memes. If someone looks through your text messages with him, it’ll mostly be memes that you send each other and reactions from both of you.

Stanford Isaac Rhodes

He’s British and from the royal family…so no slang. He kind of hates it tbh.

Flirts with you (obviously) and also will have a full on convo with you while he’s on the mission (Vert doesn’t appreciate this)

Will send you audios of him singing songs that he wrote. It’s obviously about you.

Sends you selfies of him with a text saying “I miss you, my little angel”

Short texts, but like a bunch of them. Enough to blow up your phone.

Will get insanely nervous if you don’t text him back within an hour if you’re away.

Tezz Volitov

This man is complicated.

This man just doesn’t text and it’s not because he doesn’t like it. He forgets to message people and let them know that he’s fucking alive.

You have to be the one to message him first and he’ll message you back shortly after. (Or like a day later. Depends on how busy he is)

Does not use emoji’s.

There are days were he is the first one to text and those are verrryyy rare. (DO NOT poke him too much on that, that will make him sulk)

AJ Dalton

Blows up your fucking phone with a long line of messages.

And half of the long line of texts are just him correcting himself from that fucking annoying autocorrect.

Sends a bunch of pictures of himself. Either of him taking selfies with random things he finds during missions or of him making goofy faces.

Replies to your messages INSTANTLY. He’s actually looking forward for your message.

Uses a shit ton of emoji’s as well.

[weregreatatcrime]

so in your changeling Standford au i want the team to convence Standford to let them babysit his brother when suddenly Isaac grows a pair of horns and they aré freaking out in hiw did this hapen and what they aré going to tell Standford

I'm so happy to be reminded this au exists, thank you hdgfkhf

While this wouldn't happen bcz Isaac is smart enough to know not to drop his glamour in front of humans, it's still absolutely hilarious and now I'm imagining the idea of Isaac doing it because he's a mischievous little fuck

....except... except that's actually great lmfao Stanford would drag his fucking feet for a year to avoid telling his teammates about being a changeling if he could get away with it. Sage isn't going to push him. Isaac is the only one here who will Make A Move

Isaac likes these humans! They're very fun! Even the ones who don't know what to do with kids at all (Vert and Zoom) are nice to him. They all like Stanford and they all like Isaac. Sage is really cool, and she's very supportive of his Stanford. Sage babysits Isaac the most simply so he doesn't have to have a glamour on all the time. Isaac is quickly becoming the mascot of the Battle Force 5 because he's a mischievous darling little guy

Stanford has to go take care of something (idk, maybe it's his turn to make a pizza run?) and he leaves the gang Isaac because he trusts them a fair amount. They're cool... for humans. You know.

Isaac sees his chance and fucking takes it. He's a changeling's familiar, he's not actually two years old and he is much more intelligent than he should actually be. He drops enough of the glamour while Stanford is gone to show off his little stubby horns and claws. Sage is very seriously "Isaac why are you doing this?" while the humans are screaming

Isaac, giggling, crawling up the side of the wall. The humans are panicking. Stanford's baby brother is possessed by a demon?!?!? Sage isn't panicking. She isn't going to explain secrets that aren't hers so she's just watching as the humans chase Isaac around trying to grab him

Listen he let the secret out, he made Stanford's decision for him when he gets back. But he is absolutely going to have a fun time running around with horns and claws while the human scream and try to catch him until then

[mazekingdom]

I only care about smashing their names together, or if you have some sort of sentence length ship name that applies specifically to them that is also acceptable

[bustercortez]

Wet Dreams - Odetari (Anti-Vert Edit)

[academicbanchou]

@mazitdynasty

[r0tt3n-p1ckles]

[irishpotato19]

Please does anyone know of that one Battle Force 5 fanfiction where it was a collection of short stories? I remember one had Sherman and Spinner singing the Taquitos parody, and another where Spinner turned everyones laundry pink, and another where they were playing baseball.

Idk if they were the same, but I need to find it and read all the parts again. I remember some being really funny, and others being questionable.

[junglepenguins]

Scans of Battle Force 5 e-sheets (small posters from Hot Wheels conventions) from 2009.

[jordi-bobo]

I finished re-watching Battle Force 5 last night and I am now so starved for content that I am this close to opening a word doc.

[berrythep4nda]

Hot wheels battle force 5

Baby :(

I don't care if the fandom is dead I am still here, I AM STILL STANDING!

(I don't know why those glitching lines are in the video, help)