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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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MY COUSIN VINNY (1992) || LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

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I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

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controversial take mayhaps but it's actually funnier when stories dance around swearing instead of actually including the swear

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ATSV + textposts/tweets

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I bet your wizard tower is UNCOBWEBBED and UNDUSTY. Tsk..... False wizard.......

TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK

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God, the platonic tension is crazy. They wanna be friends so bad.

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just saw a “only one bed” fic with the major character death warning

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love is in the air? WRONG! dragons

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A Garden Spider's web. Princess & Fairy, or, The Wonders of Nature. 1899.

Science Archive Library

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I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

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Life-sized Peacock Sculpture made of spoons and other metal found objects 

by Liddlenomnom

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