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an imperfect ally is better than a perfect bystander

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"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

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doing all this starbee stuff has been so fulfilling for me ngl. its been a while since ive had that boost for fanart and fanfic, i missed it :"))

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Can you do one with starscream holding bumblebee as they’re flying?

Or just starscream by himself

ON IT BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

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literally could have been so cunty if they didn’t change the proportions…

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i had the realization that because of how i hc cybertronian anatomy, jacking off would just kinda look like...this

(hcs below if youre curious)

ive been trying to iron it out more since port placement and cable placement and the general functions of them will be important for some fics later, but for now this is pretty much the basics. few little extra bullet points tho!

-wrist cables are not very extendable at all, theyre quite short as opposed to the thigh cables, which can extend longer

-a common practice between partners would be to plug in each others cables at the same time, but some people prefer it one at a time or only use their cable/port

-chest and neck do not have cables, only ports. you Can put wrist/thigh cables in those ports, but their original function is for diagnostic scans or downloading medical code patches

-using the neck port early on is considered pretty kinky, chest port might get a brow raise but its not unheard of, and pretending to exchange information with wrist ports while actually interfacing is a whole genre of erotica

-neck port is the only one that gives the cable-user a view into the other mechs processor. they cant do anything with it like a mnemosurgeon could, and its mostly emotions and vague impressions of images, but its still considered incredibly intimate

-for mechs that dont have mouths, there is false insulant fluid available

im pretty sure none of this is super original or anything, but its nice to have a guidline for myself + something to link back to whenever i actually post those fics

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Im a bit embarassed to ask this, but would you mind If I did a couple fan art of your amazing Starbee fic? Of course I'd tag you and credit you and link your stuff

anon i want you to know that if you did fanart for my fic you would have my entire heart. please do not be embarrassed ever i would Love to see it

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Belgians must be stopped

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I’m literally on thr verge of tears

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

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I was cooking on twitter today

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

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what's so fascinating about jopping is that it starts out with this massive instrumental and then the first words are I don't even care