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im quitting tumblr

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where’s the rupaul tweet about stop constantly crucifying yourself we could use the wood…… did unfortunately scalp the shit out of me with that

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absolutely trippin on chocolate brownies (remembers brownies are a common vessel for edibles) normal brownies (remembers how lame that sounds) that have drugs in them (doesn’t want to lie that i use drugs) the drugs are love (doesn’t want to sound corny) and guns

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Head in hands.

I know the entire fandom loves Elita One being "on the good side" but I personally prefer her sitting on a throne made of dead bodies

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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

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"a man could never get away with this" I have never seen a man not get away with something in my life

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my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌

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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

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Reblog to either add or remove an arrow.

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Do i look like him ????

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Be gay, trans and alive

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Well, dear God, it’s been a while since I’ve drawn him, has it not?

(These aren’t spoilers of the newest Lost Light issue btw, so don’t worry, none of this would ruin the experience for you if you haven’t read it yet!! I wouldn’t post untagged spoilers!)

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Fiona Apple with a wooden rendering of her dog, Janet (1998-2012), made by artist Patrick Bucklew