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[mrghostrat]

BNF Chapter 17 • September 1st • [ ☕️ ]

[rain-element]

Don't worry if there's no seats, c'mere, I found a great spot for you.

[red-coded-mlm]

I didn't get much bottom growth, but I still fuck. Call that a microtransaction

[wifeeaterbutch]

I drew my girlfriend ^^

[sunshineastro]

seen a lot of people headcanon both versions of sqq as transfem lately, which i love! really! but a lot of y’all are missing the equally wonderful counterpart of trans man lbh. “but we see his-“

1) he’s a demon he can BLOODBEND i am sure he can grow himself a dick.

2) if you can’t get behind that, he got surgery in the abyss.

3) i think it would be thematically appropriate since everything else about him is also supposed to be a satire of the stallion novel genre.

4) i like giving my favs boypussy

[caberneigh]

[honeyed-latte]

@poitionsprince (I believe) brought up Snape taking an apprenticeship with Fleamont Potter and James becomes convinced Sev and his dad are flirting (or banging) and gets jealous.

I see that and raise you, Sev ACTIVELY seduces the Marauders parents as a way of revenge.

Like Euphemia and Fleamont? Snape is the cute summer Third.

Walburga is a no go, obviously, so he settles for Orion, who's just disgustingly weakhearted for unconventionally pretty young men.

Hope Lupin is a warm and inviting woman, often lonely with how much her husband works, a young lover is EXACTLY what she needs!

And Sev doesn't even deign to interact with Peters parents, its far more insulting when it all comes to light and he acts like he forgot the little rat was even a part of the group.

[valentinoappreciator]

Has this fandom already talked about the potential of Vox having a vibrating cock? If not, we really should talk about that 👀

[charmwasjess]

Can't resist: 7, 13, 24 and 64 for the fic-writer ask. 😁

YOU PICKED SOME FUN ONES!! :D

7 How do you choose which POV to write from? 

I think it depends on the needs of the scene. I use Dooku most often because I “know” him best and am the most comfortable with him - we’ve been together for such a long time and his stern-wry-humorous-earnest combination is closest to the mood of most of my fics. Qui-Gon is a fantastic walking camera because he’s got such an eye for seeing little details. Rael is good for seeing the emotional understory of a scene. Sifo-Dyas is incomprehensible but VERY funny. 13 what’s a common writing tip that you almost always follow?

When I feel like things are stale or I’m having trouble writing myself into the scene, I think about the silly little “write from the senses” tip a lot. What does it smell like? How does it feel? What are the characters hearing? It’s elementary, but hey, it works! 

24 Worst writing advice anyone ever gave you?

I won’t use his name because you never know, but an author of some national fame once told me something like “I’m begging you not to write fiction” after reading a story I wrote (I was in an MFA program for poetry, but it was required that I do a course with the artist in residence and he happened to be a fiction author.) :’D He creepily petted my thigh as he said this to me. :’D 

Sometimes, I still picture his lil’ weasel face when I’m happily writing my old man yaoi and think “this one’s for you!” 

64 Something you love to see in smut.

:D Hell yeah, girl. Orgasm control, edging, overstimulation. Been going through an oral sex phase lately - something both vulnerable and hot there and I like putting Dooku on his stupid knees.

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This is a fun one! :D If you feel like it, send me an ask and I will kick my little feet in glee!

[bread-bird-writes]

‘How do you unwind when you’re not writing, Birdie?’ Dude as a reward for finishing a fic I played like six hours of Huniepop 2 today. All I see is sex bejeweled every time I close my damn eyes

[moldy-cheese-being]

convo i just had in the gc

me: me and mother having a conversation about whether house would top or not while [shitty step dad] sits there uncomfortably is the highlight of my night

friend: He has 1 leg

me: also that man couldn't top/dom to save his life disabled or not 💀

friend: Maybe if you attach something to his cane he could top with that

me: ... someone should write that

[misterwirez]

I fear I want them carnally and may need to make out with them on a couch and tell them about Alvin and the Chipmunks

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Why do I never see anyone here talking about postorgasmic illness syndrome? I've seen the sneezing when aroused/sneezing during sex posts, which are amazing, but never anything about POIS specifically and I think there's Something There

[impossible-rat-babies]

wip wednesday ^^ 

i got tagged by @coldshrugs ty dearest friend <3 (sorry for the double tag other friends <3) im gonna tag: @starrypawz, @scionshtola, @fooltofancy, @consulaaris, @lavampira, @hythlodaes and anyone else! no obligation with the tags ever :)

anyway im doing something i told myself i wouldn’t do and that is write fic of possible plausible future eyrie/zenos stuff :wahh: currently bumbling through dialogue hell

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He reaches up and they don’t stop him—not when his fingertips trace the centerline of their chest. Pausing to run along a scab from a bite above their beating heart and their chest swells with a heavy breath in. Their heart calm between their ribs when his hand settles above it.

“Are you satisfied?” He mumbles, voice dulcet—thick with sleep. They nod and open their eyes. Warmth fading and moment lost as his hand drops from their chest to push himself up.

“Then there is naught cause for me to remain.”

He slides from out of the bed and Eyrie shifts, staring as he finds his clothes.

“Why do you do speak to me as a lover spurned?”

“You are satisfied, yes? Then there is no reason to remain here.” Zenos repeats in a low voice as he dresses.

“Satisfied, yes, but confused nonetheless. I would know your mind.”

He pauses before he pulls on his shirt, turning to look down at them. The impassive tilt of his lips betrayed by the scrunch of his brow.

“A year ago you bade me leave the shores of Sharlayan in search of a fitting end for the both of us--one that would see neither of us recover from its devastation. You would not entertain me otherwise. And yet these past months you have stolen away to seek me out for respite and entertainment many a time now. If this is naught for satisfaction…?”

[purvurs]

COCK ?? yes please !

[lawyerkin]

didn't nut in november not because i tried not to but because im 14 months on estrogen and take 8 different prescription meds