#snzblr

[sneezysubbyboi]

Inducing a deliriously sick sub that refers to their cold like a separate entity 🔥

s-stop.. you’re agitating my c-cold!

oh- my cold isn’t gonna like that..

my cold’s feeling aggressive right now..

my cold’s gonna make what you’re doing ten times worse..

my sickness is gonna get everywhere if you– !

my cold’s gonna- Hih-! ExplOH-GRESHHH!!

fuck- m-my cold isn’t done with me yet-! HIHH- !

[valssecretshit]

i love the words “the sniffles”

ugh

how cute could a string of words be 😭 “aww do you have the sniffles?” “aw don’t worry she just has the sniffles” UGHHH what’s wrong w me

[dandelion-candy]

If you use your imagination…

(especially with the flowers everywhere-!)

sneezing into a fetishist’s skirt

[lavsnz]

okay i know ive touched on this briefly but the idea of someone having to “sneeze something out” is actually so hot. whether it’s an allergen, pollen, or a cold, someone having to sneeze out the irritant out to get relief is soooo hot

[dr-ground-zero]

once again i'm horny soooo horny post time (mess warning)

just hot n bothered over the idea of hearing someone's snotty thick sniffles. they're sniffling to keep all that mess contained but eventually they're gonna have to sneeze. Their poor nose is so angry and irritated and sensitive, they need to sneeze so badly but they have nothing to catch it into. They're sniffles turn desperate as they hitch closer to sneezing and at the last moment they bring up the bottom of their shirt and let the snotty explosion out. The bottom is soaked completely. when they pull it away from their face multiple strands and cords are still attached to their nose

[polycentricsnz]

Someone came up with the scenario of a milf passing her cold onto her girlfriend.

[sf-libet]

i don't see enough messy sneezes in real life. spray your shit

[snziffle]

"Rest, love." (X/F)

She’s wrapped in her morning robe, elegance hardly deterred by her red, dripping nose. But the powerful woman you have known her as. A strong protector, a charming lover, is muted by the tears in her eyes. “Hello, darling.” She sways towards you, almost effortlessly pulling her handkerchief out of her sleeve from years of practice and wiping at her nose, which twitches in protest. You can see the exhaustion in her eyes, the sickness and you wonder how long she’s been waiting for you to get home. With a soft sigh, her elegance, her shield, its veil is lifted as she rests her head on your shoulder, next to your beating heart. “I’m afraid I’ve come down with something. Missed you terribly.” It’s a three word confession, but from someone as strong as her, it carries the same weight of when you finally admitted you loved her. It’s soft, vulnerable, and only for your ears. You hear her sniffle against your shoulder, a dab of viscous fluid and sacred water trickle down your shoulder, down her visage. You can feel the fire that dances along her forehead, trying to touch what you deemed sacred. You pick her up in your arms, and there’s not a word of protest for once. You lie he down in bed, tissues like rose petals, and tears like an annointment. ”Rest love, I’ve got you.”

[secret-explosion]

I relate to this way too much. My lungs hate me on a good day and when I am sick, I am a respiratory disaster every time...

But alas, I am just not a snzy person regardless of the state of my health T-T

New poll!

Following on from this one: https://www.tumblr.com/whump-and-suffering/762295307863277568/so-apparently-i-sneeze-more-than-70-of-the?source=share

Not counting e.g. trying to clear out contagion with a long inducing session. But if you have to look into a light or rub your nose a bit to get some of them out they still count (congestion sometimes makes me need to sneeze and then lose it...)

[1dwaekki]

Lee Know sneeze

GUYS FINALLY

I found it on I.N's fancam that was posted today 🥳 there's no sound whatsoever but at least the quality is good and he's so cute 😭😭 the shake after he turns back around LMAO

[sky-snz]

(Overheard from one particularly sniffly person at a crowded, ratty house party)

"Cad you pass be a tissue, please?"

“*hsnrk!* I said, cad you pass be a… *snNRK!* Sorry, a tissue please?”

“*s-snrk!* Hah! Heh! Hh’Thagk-ESSCHIEWW!!!sschieww!! -hiehhHHh!! HRRSSCHH!!!mffh-CHH-!! *hsnnrk!*”

“…God, 'scuse be. *snrk! hsnrgk* Thagk you. Hh’oh god, I deed adoh- hh’I deed adohh… huh-!”

“-HAAAESSCHHIOOO!!!”

“*snnnrgk~* … *snnrk!* g’hh, *snrk! snrk!* Sorry, god…Whew. Thagk you…. *koff, sNRK!* Scuse be, I deed to blow by dose…”

“…’b sorry, that was gross. *hsnngk!* Ha, yeah, I’b still codgested. *snnrk!*”

...

“Oh, thagk you. I’b sorry, I should’ve… ahh… *snnrgkk!* unhh, I should’ve brought byhh… by owd- gG’yY'ESSSCHHIEWW!!!-ESSCHH!!! *hsnnnrgk~* Ohhh…. Sorry. Thagks."

"What? Oh, *sdrff!* I was godda say by owd tissues... Heh."

...

“-haAht’CHIEWW!! *sddrffh!* Excuehh-szZZSCHHh!! haHt’CHIEWW!! Hihh! HAAASSSCHHIOOO!!!”

“Oh, I’b sorry! *hsnngk!* I'b so sorry, it just cabe so fahh- *sdrf!* so fast, *sddrff!* Oh by gooddess…”

“….*hsnnrgk*…. Doe, I’b fide. I just *snrk!* deed to sit dowd… A’d, pardod be, blow by dose agaid…”

...

“YY’IESSCHHHIEWW!!! …. hh’Thagk youhh…”

...

“gg’yYIESSCHHIEWWw!!! *hsnnrgk!* *ah'hemm...'hem.* ...Thagks.”

...

“haeuhh… *hsdrff* g’hhh… hieH-! hyYIEEH!!’-ohh… Fuck, haha… Sorry. *snNrk*"

…

"hieeyy'YYAAASSSCHHIOOO-!!!”

...

“…Ahaha, *koff, snnrk!* Thagk you. Thagk you. *hsnnrk!* Thagk you, Jesus. Yeah. *sdrff!* hh'Yeah, I'b sure."

“Doe thagks, I’ve… *ksddrffgh* ... Oh, ew. *hsdrff!* Sorry. *snrgk!* Doe, I’ve taked sobethig. Believe it or dot.”

“*sdrf! hsdrffh!* g’huhh, I thigk the box is ebpty already… *snnrk!* Doe, Ihh’ve… hh’I’ve… Unhh, *snnrgk!* hih-! Fuck, sorry, hh’I’b- hieh-! hh’b god- I'b godda...."

"hHIHHHH'—“

[warmasf]

B has been feeling a little weird all day. A little shivery, a little tired, a little achey, starting to get sniffly, but overall okay. They don’t feel sick per se, just a little off.

Cut to B having a little movie night with their partner A, who is cradling B’s head in their lap. A is carding softly through their hair as they feel B’s breathing start to grow deeper and slower. They smile and move their fingers down towards B’s eyes, only to brush their forehead and stop. Is it just them, or is B feeling a little warm? They move their hand to B’s cheek, their other cupping the nape of their neck.

“You feeling okay? You feel really warm,” A asked, feeling B roll a little bit in their lap.

B mumbled something before burying their hot face deeper into the blankets and sniffling liquidly.

“Aw honey, let me get you some Tylenol so you can get some rest.”

[littlefeathers123]

Concept: sneezy girl in a sundress using the hem to sneeze into-

[allykabbet]

Sneezing dynamics I like

Apologetic sneezes. I don’t need to say much more. Maybe when they’re really tired, they forget to apologize after sneezing, making the other person worry.

Someone who usually stifles their sneezes but doesn’t when they’re REALLY comfortable with someone. They’re not very loud either.

False starts. Both the sneezer and the observer can feel the same type of frustration and desperation.

A person who appears outgoing, charismatic, confident, and naturally elegant but becomes shy and embarrassed when they lose control. They might stifle sneezes whenever possible, trying to avoid drawing attention, which ironically ends up drawing more attention, and then apologizes out of habit.

Someone politely steps aside from another person to sneeze into their elbow, turning to the side. "Sorry, what were you saying..." They compose themselves, but then, just a few seconds later, they turn away to sneeze again in the middle of the other person’s sentence.

Continuing the interrupted sentence after a sneeze, causing the words to come out breathless, tired, or congested.

"I didn’t know you sneezed so much when you were sick." Rediscovering new aspects of someone when they’re sick.

Becoming more affectionate or clingy when not feeling well?

Raising a finger to pause the other person before sneezing. A classic.

Sneezing into the elbow, wrist, or forearm.

Sneezing into a handkerchief, muffled, and then blowing their nose almost immediately.

Sneezing twice in such quick succession that the other person struggles to tell if it was one or two sneezes.

"Sorry, I can’t stop" or "Sorry, it got me..."

The other person grabs a roll of paper towels, asks a third person for tissues, or hands over napkins without the sneezy one asking, just because they see them sniffling or tearing up more than usual.

“Bless you. And bless you” before they sneeze a second time, just because of their pre-sneeze face.

"ATChsshu! [Insert generic sneeze sound] "Achu. Bless you!" The other person imitates the sneeze, not mockingly, just because they find it cute, before blessing them.

Fanning themselves before sneezing without realizing it, or subtly rubbing one side of their nose with a curved finger to hold back the sneeze.

SOFT sneezes. Not stifled, just intrinsically soft, as if they didn’t have the strength to sneeze more forcefully.

Clenching their teeth to stifle a sneeze and exhaling through their teeth afterward.

Two people sleeping next to each other, one spooning the other from behind. The big spoon can’t avoid sneezing but holds it back to avoid spraying the little spoon, making their whole body shake. The effort leaves them dizzy.

Sneeze followed by a congested, heavy exhalation. Pressing the bridge of the nose and shaking their head. Blinking several times and trying to concentrate on the pile of work in front of them.

Someone at public events who don’t want to sneeze, making subtle gestures like rubbing their nose with a finger, clearing their throat, swallowing, or squinting. They’re more distracted than usual, sniffling very discreetly, pressing the bridge of their nose.

A stoic character in a position of power losing control. Their subordinates seeing them as human for the first time and growing fond of their condition.

They usually sneeze in a certain way until suddenly they let out a different sneeze (maybe because they’re tired of stifling it or because it’s stronger than usual), and the other person exclaims, “Bless you!” instead of blessing them softly, and makes a comment about it. “That was strong, are you okay?”

Small comforting gestures, almost unconsciously. Lightly rubbing their back, a small touch on the forearm or leg, or gently brushing their hair.

A very polite, elegant person cursing after their fifth or sixth sneeze in a fit. “...fuck. So sorry, I can’t stop…”

“Ok-eh-aysSHTCHu!” A sneeze mixing with the last word they were saying.

A character with a mystical, almost distant aura. Probably powerful, mysterious, doing something as mundane as sneezing and “coming down” to earth. “Don’t look at me like that. It’s normal.”

Sneezing during an interview. So many situations could happen with this 🤭

“I’m going to die” A little bit of drama, exhausted, after a very strong sneezing fit.

Workaholic sick.

Sneezing and/or while smoking.

[sf-libet]

i like when someone fails really hard at trying to holdback in a video, but you can really tell they're trying. just that shift in facial expression, that extra second as they desperately try to maintain control, that little bonus hitch which sounds so much more needy, and repeating that process and attempt with different variability, but with the same result--you really can't help yourself, can you?

[vivxc]

I love the way colds or allergies destroy a man’s ego and make them all flustered and shy bc they can’t help but sneeze and blow their nose every few minutes. Like the idea of it is just ��‍💨🤌