#snzblr

[coldfckrrrr]

these tore up my throat so bad D:

i’m still feeling snotty after my sinus infection has mostly cleared up so i used a little chhinkni to get it all out

cw: fish tank bubbling sounds, rapid snz, a little coughing, nose blow at the end

[saltandsneezes]

I guess I'm doing this... ask away

15 Sneeze Asks🤧

1. What things make you sneeze? (can be allergies, inducers that work, illness, etc.)

2. How often do you sneeze?

3. How often do you blow your nose?

4. Do you like to induce yourself? If so, how often do you do so?

5. Do you have a sneezing pattern? (ex. you always sneeze 3 times)

6. What makes you sneeze more, colds, allergies, or inducing?

7. If someone gets off to your content, would you wanna know?

8. Are you open to people requesting content?

9. Are you interested in sneeze roleplaying?

10. Do you prefer sneeze fics or sneeze wavs?

11. Do you prefer masculine or feminine sneezes?

12. What is your favorite kind of sneeze? (harsh, wet, stifled, kittenish, etc.)

13. How much mess is too much mess?

14. Where’s the best place to be sneezed on?

15. Do you have any other kinks?

[immaculatesnz]

something something enemies/rivals-to-lovers snzfic where one of them has the kink and has to deal with the fact that their enemy/rival has a very attractive sneeze that happens to be the exact kind they're into

[softsnzstuff]

Bob is such babygirl… would love to see a fic with him

I’m legit in love with Bob - and so with that, here is a fic about the first time Bob gets sick after being with the New Avengers

I’m headcanoning that when he feels worse, the void starts making appearances

Also pls note I obviously ~do not know where they live so~ let’s just assume they live together somewhere lmfao

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

“Cu- cucumb- hi’TSCHew! Hhh eh’SSHoo!”

Bob sniffled helplessly into the sleeve of his shirt. He’d been doing that a lot lately.

“What’s wrong with Bobby?” Walker asked, motioning to the younger man with his head.

Bob looked up sheepishly, “Me? I’m fine.” he offered a smile before his face scrunched up.

“Cucumber! Heh’ishiew!! SNF”

Bucky stood up from where he was working on repairing his arm. “Feeling alright, kid?”

The brunette rubbed at his arm awkwardly, “yeah I’m. I mean I don’t feel great, but I’m… good.”

He nodded once more for good measure.

The older man shot Yelena a glance. Being the one Bob seemed most comfortable with, she approached.

The assassin looked him up and down. Bob generally resembled a lost baby duck, but he looked especially innocent today. His shirt looked a little baggy on him, his nose was tinged pink, and he had a slight flush across his cheeks.

“Bob?”

“I… think I’m getting sick but it’s probably just a cold.” He shrugged.

The blonde eyed him up hesitantly. “Why don’t you go lie down? We don’t have anything going on right now anyways.”

“Well if you’re sure you don’t need me…” he shuffled off to his bedroom.

Once he was out of earshot, John said, “do we uh.. know how that’s gonna affect the other guy?”

“Nope!” Bucky smiled somewhat sarcastically, “but I’m sure we’ll find out soon.”

***

“Hey guys.” It was dinner when Ava came back. “Where’s Bob?”

“He’s resting. Not feeling so hot.” Bucky called over his shoulder from the stove.

“Still? It’s been hours.” Concern dripped from Yelena’s voice.

As if on cue, some soft coughs rang out from Bobs room … followed shortly by some harsher ones.

“Bob?!”

Yelena pushed open his door gently. Bob was propped up against two pillows, coughing into his cupped hands. He looked much worse - sweat ringing the collar of his shirt and hair sticking to his forehead.

The poor guy had a box of tissues next to him and a few used ones scattered the bed and floor. Most concerning, however, was the pitch black darkness spreading on the sheets under him like watercolor on paper.

She rushed to his side and grabbed his hand, feeling his forehead with the other.

“It’s okay, Bob. I’m here. You’re going to be okay.” She turned over her shoulder, “GET IN HERE!”

As the others arrived quickly at the doorway, Bob’s eyes fluttered open.

“Y’lena? Everything feels bad. The void.. I.. I can’t stop it. H’ktCHiew! Eh’sSH!”

“It’s not the void Bob, you’re just really sick.”

Bucky walked over to Bob with the same purpose he did back in the 40’s. He placed a damp towel over Bob’s forehead the same way he used to do for Steve when he’d get sick.

“This’ll make you feel better. We’re here Bob.”

John, Alexei and Ava watched intensely for a minute while Bucky held the compress and Yelena whispered to Bob. Slowly the darkness started to ‘reabsorb’ into him.

“Is he okay?” Ava asked.

“Yeah, is this going to happen every time he gets sick?”

Ava elbowed Walker in the ribs.

“I’m okay,” Bob sat up a little. “What’s going on?”

The gang was still getting used to Bob’s memory loss that followed these episodes with the Void. They were never sure how much or how little they should tell him.

The man in question looked at all of his friends exchanging silent glances before speaking up shyly. “Can I have…some juice? I think I’m sick.”

Yelena sighed quietly and smiled, turning towards him, “Sure Bob. Just lie down okay?”

She patted his thigh and stood up, Bucky doing the same as they exited the room.

“I think it’s only if he has a fever,” Bucky muttered to John on his way out, “he seems to go to a dark place when he’s not feeling well. Happens to me sometimes but without the… consequences.”

The rest of the New Avengers gathered in the other room for dinner. The young Russian however, stayed back, sitting in the bed next to Bob while he sipped his juice.

He couldn’t deny that he felt soothed in her presence. When he finished his juice, he set the glass on the bedside table and sunk a little deeper under the covers, wrapping Yelena’s waist in a hug and resting his head on her stomach.

She smiled gently and ran her fingers through his hair.

“You can rest now, Bob. We’ve got you.”

[annie-sniffles]

i know this is a weird kink to have, but how can someone NOT be sexually attracted to sneezes?

like you're telling me that when you see a man or a woman have a itch so bad they have to make a face and have a uneven breathing pattern???

and the actual sneeze is scientifically a mini orgasm for your face.

AND PEOPLE SAY A SPECIAL PHRASE AFTER???

BLESS YOU????

ARE YOU JOKING.

[gemandthesnots]

One of my fave fave fave things ever is when a girl has a long build up and when she finally lets the sneeze out it makes a whole ordeal of a mess with thick snot running down her face and hanging from her nose, but it's just so relieving to finally get it out that she smiles in relief and catches her breath first without even addressing or maybe noticing the snot at first because it just felt soooo good.

[vanillasnz]

pine allergy? slut.

announce your own sneezes? slut.

prone to colds? slut.

carry around tissues? slut.

fan your face before you sneeze? slut.

audible hitchy breath? slut.

complain about your allergies? slut.

wine makes you sneeze? slut.

self-described “sensitive nose?” you dirty little slut.

[warmasf]

B has been feeling a little weird all day. A little shivery, a little tired, a little achey, starting to get sniffly, but overall okay. They don’t feel sick per se, just a little off.

Cut to B having a little movie night with their partner A, who is cradling B’s head in their lap. A is carding softly through their hair as they feel B’s breathing start to grow deeper and slower. They smile and move their fingers down towards B’s eyes, only to brush their forehead and stop. Is it just them, or is B feeling a little warm? They move their hand to B’s cheek, their other cupping the nape of their neck.

“You feeling okay? You feel really warm,” A asked, feeling B roll a little bit in their lap.

B mumbled something before burying their hot face deeper into the blankets and sniffling liquidly.

“Aw honey, let me get you some Tylenol so you can get some rest.”

[boobsneezevids]

you gift the giantess flowers but she forgot to tell you about her hayfever!

[silentsneezes]

can’t wait for the next time u stifle

i hope this was worth the wait anon :) just three stifles this time… but i’m hoping the lingerie makes up for that

[sneezysubbyboi]

if you know you know

[gemandthesnots]

Holding a handkerchief, but only covering about 10% of her sneezes while she sprays the contents of her nose all over you instead

[izythesnzy]

I almost forgot about a snzario I started a couple months ago so here it is:

“Oh baby I’ve been FEIGNING for some messfuckery so now I’ll write a dirty snzario about it… maybe to relieve myself… and is TOTALLY not a self insert

>>topic: some absolutely nasty, dirty, snotty, disgusting … pleasuring I’ll say between 2 people

cw: a looot of mess, a few pet names, a bit of praise, an idea I may or may not have done already, person with a peen 🌚

Person A is inducing with a tragically stuffy nose, and Person B happens to be near them. Both of them have unveiled their fetishes to each other, but A is testing the waters of how freaky B will get.

“AAA-trfceww~”

The snotty sneeze comes out as a stiffly mess, and A made sure B heard all of the snot that was getting loose in their nostrils. They sniffled, with a wet gurgle sound following. B’s dick starts to strain against their shorts, begging for a release of some sort. A has been going out of their way to enunciate every part this little cold they’ve caught to B

“God you’re so hot when you sneeze like that…”

B’s voice came out as a whimper, a muffled plea for some help. A, feeling emboldened, moved just a little closer, their hand trembling a little from the feather they’ve been holding to their nose.

“Oh yeah?”

A’s voice reeked of arousal, and they hurriedly rushed to grab a tiny jar of chhinkni from their pocket, a decision made a few hours in foresight. B recognized the bottle and their cock pressed harder into the undergarments, to which A took notice of; their hands gradually found their way to the drawstrings… then the shorts came off.

“G-goddamn… you weren’t joking…”

A saw B’s bulge almost bursting out of their underwear, and slowlyyy worked the underwear out of the way to reveal the nice, thick, and throbbing penis. They giggled a little before remarking,

“I’ll make sure you’ll feel extra good…”

B’s cock twitched as A’s congested voice was followed by a long sniff of the chhinkni powder. B was bracing for the pleasure, but barely even had time to before:

“EEETY-CHEIWWWE!!” “AAAAA-TCHHEWWE!” “AEEETT-CHAEEEWU!”

A desperate, messy triple shoots out of their nose, and barely starts to cover B’s erect dick. The sticky pale green snot glistened as B started to stroke… slowly. It squelched in between their hand as A’s nose continued its rampage.

“W-wait… I-i ha- AEE-ttCHEH~!”

A’s nostrils are practically filled with congestion, and B remarks

“You’ve got so much snot in you, d-dont you…~”

A nods, their cheeks starting to redden a little. Lowering their nose, B starts,

“Y-yes… blow it all… b-baby~”

A little squeal was made when they sneezed again, letting more sticky snot gush out of their nose.

“Come on… keep going… you’re doing so good for me…”

A’s snot clogged nostrils started to release the wet, messy, sticky phlegm that’s been building up in their nose, and splattered it on B’s cock, as well as getting a bit on the bed sheets. They spent a second clearing out just one nostril, but B was getting ready to break. They started to stroke faster, their nasty, sticky cock squelching with the excessive load of snot that was so graciously coating it. A was getting wet hearing and watching their mucus ride up and down B’s dick, seeing the snot build up at the base. A sniffled loudly before motioning their hand to B’s messy cock.

“Y-you wanna… finish me… off…?”

“P-please…”

A’s surprisingly submissive request took B a bit off guard, but they accepted. A’s soft hand replaced B’s and they were surprised.

“O-oh my… goodness…”

They started slow, but sped up quick; feeling their own concentration of sickness lube up B’s genitals was great motivation to get B to explode.

“F-fuck…”

“AaaT-CHEIWE~!!”

A sneeze, barely stifled, escaped from their nose. Followed by two little sniffles, they rub their snotty nose a little aggressively for a second.”

>>>>end because I kinda stopped I guess xd<<<<<

[lake-snz]

Grocery Store Flowers (f)

Scenario:

To my chagrin, the local grocery store keeps fresh flowers awfully close to the self-checkout lines. After an uneventful shopping trip with a friend, my allergies decide to make an appearance.

Even worse, there’s no where else to go! Groceries in one hand, I work to press a handkerchief to my nose while I let my sneezes fly. I can’t begin to imagine how other shoppers must have felt, knowing just how hard I was sneezing. It’s always the same when I feel a tickle. My nose itches and itches beyond belief, before I’m consumed by the tickle enough to…

heh- hih- ihhh- iiisSHIEW!!

[hetchiew]

Hi y’all!! I know I kinda went MIA for a bit there in the middle of being sick, and I hope I didn’t worry anyone!

Basically, school just got insanely busy, and so my mental health got exceptionally bad. But the semester is over now, so I’m okay again! :)

Anyways, here’s a wav that I recorded while I was sick but never got around to posting because shit really hit the fan lol—enjoy!!

Contains: sneezing, sniffling, nose blowing, & coughing

[originalgardensong]

you wake up to the sound of birds chirping outside your window. you glance over at your partner, still asleep, and a smile creeps across your face. perfect—you get to watch your favorite part of their morning routine.

a few minutes go by, and your partner shifts a little. a hand slowly creeps up to their nose, giving it an unconscious rub as they enjoy the last few moments of sleep. your heart races with excitement as you hear their breathing shift.

heh-heh... they open their eyes blearily. snrff...heh-HEH-ETTCHHOOO-ugh. you don't say a word. you can’t—you’re frozen as they build up again. HE-HE-HE-ETCHIUU-eh? ESHOO-OOO. your eyes are glued to them but they haven't noticed that you're awake yet. they grab a tissue from their nightstand in preparation for the final wave of sneezes. HRRSHOOO-HEMPHHHH-HMPHSHOOO.

you can't help but let out a slight moan. they finally glance over at you, and you try to pass it off as a yawn. your voice is a bit tight as you say "Good morning, babe. allergies again?"