#female sneeze

[sugarplumpowder]

Such a tickly nose tonight - Thought i’d press record 🤍💋

[snzluv3r]

dying for that wav so I shall be the messenger 🫡rubbing ur nose makes u sneeze ❤️

somebody else sent me an anon for nose rubbing leading to sneezes, as my unmedicated allergies have left my nose so sensitive that i can’t even touch it without sneezing, but i posted the wrong audio so “make a wav about it” anon, this is for you <3

contains so much hitching, RAPID sneeze, nose rubbing sounds leading immediately to sneezing

[boobsneezevids]

can you keep a secret? because i've got a big one. nobody else can know that i'm gonna...i'm gonna...

[lake-snz]

Uninhibited Car Snz (f)

I decided to let some sneezes out in the confines of my car, at night of course. This way, no one can see or hear me, except on my own terms. These sneezes felt great exploring out of me, and I can only wish for you to enjoy them all the same. All of my sneezes for this wav in particular are uncovered, aimed downwards towards my lap. I peer out my driver’s side window and crane my neck to look into the light of a nearby streetlamp. This helps me to coax any stubborn sneezes out of my wanting nostrils.

[media-sneeze]

D20: A Crown of Candy - Emily Axford

[snnprins-ya]

Feeling bold.

Sneezing headless (boobful)

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

OTP: Lite Sneeze // Macha Richter and Vinnie Gallo

Machas clothing by Apzurv

[bonebabbles]

Tigerstar body count:

Redtail

Runningwind

Brindleface

Gorsepaw

Bluestar (last life)

Stonefur

Clear Sky body count:

Fox

Misty

Bumble

Rainswept Flower

I will charitably count every indirect death at the First Battle, an event which was 100% his fault, as only 1 (Falling Feather, Jackdaw's Cry, Hawk Swoop, Frost, Fircone, etc)

Micah

Tiny Branch (refused to let Acorn Fur get fully trained or fetch help until it was too late)

Willow Tail

Wind Runner (1 life)

I could also point out that Tom the Wifebeater, Moon Shadow, Storm, Petal, and Bright Stream died as a result of bad calls or terrible choices he made. Not to mention his long history of physical assault, abandonment of the disabled, and emotional abuse.

This is fine because the writers like him. "He just made some mistakes," but also he should totally forgive himself because it was always foretold and thus not really his fault

[sugarplumpowder]

Self Obs.

Just thought I’d share a little self-observation from this morning’s mayhem.

There I was sat on the sofa, living my best work-from-home life, slaying tasks on my laptop like the productivity queen I am. Just as I was in my zone, a sneeze hit me out of nowhere.

"Ah-tssssssch-tsssssscha!"

And boom, it wasn’t just one sneeze, but TWO, back-to-back, like some kind of rapid-fire sneeze attack. The first one hit so hard it felt like it came from deep within my soul, misting the inside of my arm as I desperately tried to shield my face. And before I even had a chance to recover, the second sneeze launched itself out, just as aggressive, soaking my arm again. In truth, the sneeze, though not especially loud, was unmistakably wet, carrying a sound that closely resembled the hiss of an aerosol can.

Now, I’m not usually the type to sneeze in doubles, so I barely had time to react. I threw my arm up in a last-ditch effort to contain the chaos, but honestly? Too little, too late. My arm was soaked, and there I was, just sitting there like “Did that really just happen?”

Fortunately, I was home alone, so no one had to witness me desperately wiping my arm off with a tissue while maintaining what little dignity I had left.

[snzluv3r]

hiii, it's the first time i send you a anon, while you is still having bad allergies could you try holdback please?? I just love your sneezes and holdbacks too :3

if you feel inspired maybe with a scenario like "hiding" or "watching a movie" for exemple, thanks for your attention, i wish you a great day full of happines.

thank you so much for the sweet message, anon!! i tried to do a scenario based on holding back my allergies while watching a movie with a partner (and failing miserably, because these allergies are just too strong to hold back in any way) so i stifled as much as i could after some very mediocre holdbacks (if you can even call them that) before i couldn’t hold back at all 🥴

LOTS of “i’m not gonna sneeze” and claiming to be done sneezing through desperate hitching

[boobsneezevids]

saying some classic sneezy phrases while tortuing my nose. i tried to time them so that i sneezed through the final word but i misjudged a few times. list of phrases in order under the cut in case you can't make them out. i accidentally repeated one in the middle because i could barely think through the itch.

i'm gonna sneeze i'll sneeze i'm so allergic that's gonna set me off i gotta...i gotta...i gotta sneeze i'm desperate my nose is so itchy it tickles i need a tissue where's my hanky i can't stop x2 it's already getting to me there's something in the air my poor nose here it comes oh no stay back i'm gonna

[media-sneeze]

Steph (GTLive) 

[snnprins-ya]

my god, usually i'm just here passively reblogging but 🙈🙈🙈 your recordings are absolutely killing me. so unbelievably good. if you're still taking requests, i'd love to see you try one where you talk about how much your nose tickles / how badly you need to sneeze throughout!

Oh my goshhhhh!! This is so cute thank youuuuu 😖 I am taking requests so thank you for requesting haha! Here it is, hope you enjoy!! xxx

Volume warning!!

MDNI! DO NIT REBLOG TO NON KINK BLOGS !!

[kdval]

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

› Shades of red. Pt.1.

It seems @imaginarycyberpunk2023 this whole week is dedicated to you, my dearest friend!

[im-tired-404]

Y’all I got a lil somethin’ somethin’ coming up for you guysss. I’m not the best at drawing but I decided to give it a shot.

P.S. It involves our favorite speedy mutant 🩶

Of course it’s not finished yet 😭 be patient for me 🙏 (Don’t mind the face I’m exhausted and put it there as a place holder)

[esmeislewd]

yearning to be taken for a picnic by a feeder and getting cosy together in a meadow as they feed me the contents of an entire hamper of food then gently rub my tummy as we doze under the sun~