#female sneeze

[sugarplumpowder]

Such a tickly nose tonight - Thought i’d press record 🤍💋

[snzluv3r]

dying for that wav so I shall be the messenger 🫡rubbing ur nose makes u sneeze ❤️

somebody else sent me an anon for nose rubbing leading to sneezes, as my unmedicated allergies have left my nose so sensitive that i can’t even touch it without sneezing, but i posted the wrong audio so “make a wav about it” anon, this is for you <3

contains so much hitching, RAPID sneeze, nose rubbing sounds leading immediately to sneezing

[boobsneezevids]

an infomercial with demonstrations by the sneezy princess

i hope you all enjoy something a little different!

[lake-snz]

Violent Stifles (f)

I’m still sick with my boyfriend’s cold, and god does my nose tickle🥴

[media-sneeze]

Steph (GTLive) 

[snnprins-ya]

Feeling bold.

Sneezing headless (boobful)

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

A full year of Cyberpunk OC VP. What a small niche this is and I love it!!! I def feel I had a big change the last 3 months this year. Smth clicked for me, after two years of doing this.

Template by @pinkydude

[bonebabbles]

Tigerstar body count:

Redtail

Runningwind

Brindleface

Gorsepaw

Bluestar (last life)

Stonefur

Clear Sky body count:

Fox

Misty

Bumble

Rainswept Flower

I will charitably count every indirect death at the First Battle, an event which was 100% his fault, as only 1 (Falling Feather, Jackdaw's Cry, Hawk Swoop, Frost, Fircone, etc)

Micah

Tiny Branch (refused to let Acorn Fur get fully trained or fetch help until it was too late)

Willow Tail

Wind Runner (1 life)

I could also point out that Tom the Wifebeater, Moon Shadow, Storm, Petal, and Bright Stream died as a result of bad calls or terrible choices he made. Not to mention his long history of physical assault, abandonment of the disabled, and emotional abuse.

This is fine because the writers like him. "He just made some mistakes," but also he should totally forgive himself because it was always foretold and thus not really his fault

[sneezeplease]

Here is the like- prologue I think? Of the cold I caught from hell two weeks ago. Honestly, I lost most of my sense of time to it, but I was really convinced this was just weather caused, only for it to spit back in my face and laugh at that. I definitely will be keeping my coats and gloves on extra long this season, just to make sure I never get this sick again for the year.

[sugarplumpowder]

Self Obs.

Just thought I’d share a little self-observation from this morning’s mayhem.

There I was sat on the sofa, living my best work-from-home life, slaying tasks on my laptop like the productivity queen I am. Just as I was in my zone, a sneeze hit me out of nowhere.

"Ah-tssssssch-tsssssscha!"

And boom, it wasn’t just one sneeze, but TWO, back-to-back, like some kind of rapid-fire sneeze attack. The first one hit so hard it felt like it came from deep within my soul, misting the inside of my arm as I desperately tried to shield my face. And before I even had a chance to recover, the second sneeze launched itself out, just as aggressive, soaking my arm again. In truth, the sneeze, though not especially loud, was unmistakably wet, carrying a sound that closely resembled the hiss of an aerosol can.

Now, I’m not usually the type to sneeze in doubles, so I barely had time to react. I threw my arm up in a last-ditch effort to contain the chaos, but honestly? Too little, too late. My arm was soaked, and there I was, just sitting there like “Did that really just happen?”

Fortunately, I was home alone, so no one had to witness me desperately wiping my arm off with a tissue while maintaining what little dignity I had left.

[snzluv3r]

hiii, it's the first time i send you a anon, while you is still having bad allergies could you try holdback please?? I just love your sneezes and holdbacks too :3

if you feel inspired maybe with a scenario like "hiding" or "watching a movie" for exemple, thanks for your attention, i wish you a great day full of happines.

thank you so much for the sweet message, anon!! i tried to do a scenario based on holding back my allergies while watching a movie with a partner (and failing miserably, because these allergies are just too strong to hold back in any way) so i stifled as much as i could after some very mediocre holdbacks (if you can even call them that) before i couldn’t hold back at all 🥴

LOTS of “i’m not gonna sneeze” and claiming to be done sneezing through desperate hitching

[boobsneezevids]

"oh please let me button up my shirt or i'll catch a cold...maybe it's too late"

[lake-snz]

I was walking the dog just now, trying to return home (and out of the 30° weather and chilling winds). We already made the loop through the woods and were headed towards the last bridge. I noticed small flakes falling from the trees, reminding me of pollen floating through the air.

I stopped and took a deep breath in. My nose suddenly began to tickle, prompting me to look upwards to the sun. I have a photic reflex, and occasionally the sun alone can make me sneeze. Today, I think it was the thought of those fluffy, white puffs in the breeze.

I inhaled shallowly, allowing the itch to fill my nose to the brim. Having already checked that no one was around, I took one last, full breath and gave in.

“hihh- hHITschu!”

I turned away from the houses nearby, finding refuge in my right elbow. Sniffling, I continued back home in the cold.

[media-sneeze]

D20: A Crown of Candy - Emily Axford

[snnprins-ya]

my god, usually i'm just here passively reblogging but 🙈🙈🙈 your recordings are absolutely killing me. so unbelievably good. if you're still taking requests, i'd love to see you try one where you talk about how much your nose tickles / how badly you need to sneeze throughout!

Oh my goshhhhh!! This is so cute thank youuuuu 😖 I am taking requests so thank you for requesting haha! Here it is, hope you enjoy!! xxx

Volume warning!!

MDNI! DO NIT REBLOG TO NON KINK BLOGS !!

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

OTP: Lite Sneeze // Macha Richter and Vinnie Gallo

Machas clothing by Apzurv