#sneeze thoughts

[lake-snz]

We’re walking out of the mall, in the echoey space that separates the outside from the theater doors. I turn towards him to make a quick comment, then become completely entranced in his facial expression.

His nose and eyes are scrunched in anticipation. He holds his elbow up ever so slightly, almost asking the sneeze to arrive. A large sneeze escapes him, and he bends towards his elbow with the force.

“Bless you,” I say, breath not quite there.

I take his arm, holding him closer to me as we walk. We’ve almost reached the outside doors, but he can’t get rid of his immediately itchy nose. He winds up again, face knotted in pre-sneeze giveaways. An even larger sneeze is let out harshly, not quite muffled enough for it not to echo.

H- hrashhhHH!

The sneeze echoed throughout the high ceiling-ed room, clearly thickly and relieving, as though the first didn’t satisfy it.

“Bless you,” I repeat, clutching his arm and whispering into his chest.

“Thank you,” he replied with a knowing smile. I felt myself growing hot with desire. Unfortunately there was nowhere for it to go, as we would have been running behind schedule.

[vivxc]

I love the way colds or allergies destroy a man’s ego and make them all flustered and shy bc they can’t help but sneeze and blow their nose every few minutes. Like the idea of it is just 😮‍💨🤌

[warmasf]

The fact that some people just naturally get very sneezy (im talking constant, “can’t stop” sneezing,) with a cold is so so hot for no reason

[annie-sniffles]

things that turn me on as a girl with a sneeze kink

(are these thoughts/head canons?)

im bi so for me this can apply to either a boy or a girl, i just had a boy in mind when doing this fsr.

"bless you sweet girl/baby/princess/love/sweetheart"

"you want a tissue?" (same nicknames)

"your nose is all red, baby."

rubbing your back

holding the back of your head to their chest

wiping your nose with their thumb

forehead kisses when you sniffle

being spooned while you sneeze in your sweatshirt in bed

"you sick, princess?"

complaining to them about how much it tickles and they rub your nose for you

tickling you because they like the sound of your sneeze

tucking your hair behind your ear when you sneeze

hair strokes while you have a runny nose

"let it out, sweetie."

him telling you to not sneeze until he says and hes just like holding you while you whimper and squirm.

"good girl", after you sneeze/blow your nose.

or "good girl," for a loud whimper when holding it in for him

whispering bless you over and over in your hairline

the thumb thing on your shoulder while you use a tissue

"you okay, sweet girl?"

UGHHHH 😭😭

i had a reblog moment with @lavsnz over the first one.

[aller-geez]

I have been having a ton of fun with lighting in my art lately, ngl 😭

Read under the cut for some vanilla art I’m proud of recently as well 🖤

[whumpusgumpus]

Caught him mid flu sneezing fit 👀

[silentsneezes]

there’s something so validating about seeing other trans and/or autistic people on snzblr because i feel like we’re so often excluded kink/sexual spaces

shoutout to all my other neurodivergent and queer sneezefuckers, ily and you’re hot as fuck 🫶

[snzyflowrr]

sneezy girl with huge boobs, straddling her partner. Her partner looking up at her as she sneezes, getting a perfect view of her boobs bouncing with each itchy sneeze. Spraying snot down on her chest.

[rebel-moon-snz]

Ppl who sneeze when it’s raining are SO hot. Like damn is there anything that doesn’t make you a sneezy mess? Like this is the complete opposite of pollen season and yet you just so so so sneezy again 😩🤤

[vivxc]

“Wait don’t kiss me, i don’t want you to catch my cold”

I will kiss the shit out of you and make out until our bed breaks babyboy

[snzpkmntrainer]

This is my first long sneeze compilation, these are the natural sneezes I manage to record during this year, I apologize for the additional noises of the background at the moment of the sneezes 😂

[annie-sniffles]

someone PLEASE HELP ME

my friend was searching something on youtube on my phone and my search history

UNDER THE SEARCH BAR SAID: "girls sneezing"

please please please please i need comfort so fucking badly right now why am i so stupid someone im calling SOS 911 code red CODE RED CODE RED😟😭

SOMEONE REPLY IM SOBBING MY EYES OUT

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

HIT UP MY ASK BOX RESPOND REPLY IDFC

[kitti-bun]

You know what..

Nose rubs are sooo damn hot

Rubbing their itchy nose with palm if their hand 😵‍💫 can’t forget about the snotty squeaky noises uugghh

Then sneezes Right after

[aller-geez]

I don’t know why but I’m in love with Sven lately..so if you can and if you like the idea of course could you draw a Sven been struggling to sneeze because he’s been having trouble to sneezing so Elex needs to help him to finally release that sneezes please? ✨🫢

Hey there Nonny!

I seriously am LIVING for everyone being so feral for my Sven lately 😩😩

I may have gotten overly ambitious and made a comic for ya~

Hope this is what you were looking for! 😈

[pandasnooze]

Just thinking about some summer stuff:

-Someone swimming and getting water in their nose. It makes them sneeze so much they have to get out of the water. If it’s a pool, maybe they’re also sensitive to the chlorine. They would blow their nose but no one has tissues. So they’re left hitching and sneezing helplessly for an hour afterwards. Sniffling, they wipe their nose on a towel, but their nose just keeps dripping relentlessly. Even after that they have to sneeze every so often for pretty much the rest of the day.

-Overly air conditioned buildings making someone’s nose so cold it makes them sneeze. Just a few times at first but the longer they’re stuck in that building the more they sneeze. Maybe they are stuck in a meeting and have to hold back. They gently press their first against their nose to try to alleviate the tickle but halfway through the meeting it’s just too strong. Despite their best efforts one slips out. They manage to stifle the second one. After that it’s even harder to hold back. They succeed, but can’t even concentrate on the meeting anymore, it takes all of their focus to hold it in. The held back sneezes start to feel almost cumulative and they’re just counting down the minutes until they can get out of the building and get relief. Finally the meeting ends and they rush out of there. Can’t quite make it outside, they have to stifle 5-6 times in the elevator. Everyone blesses them so they say thank you and try to pretend like they’re done, even though those few sneezes barely put a dent in the intense burning in their poor nostrils. They just can’t wait to get outside. The warm sun will feel good after being stuck in that freezing cold room. It’s a beautiful day outside. The sky is clear and the sun is shining brightly. The only problem is…they’re highly photic.

(Bonus points if they catch a cold from changing temperatures. Maybe they have another meeting the next day and a few people start to catch on and throw them a concerned glance as they sniffle and wiggle their nose. Their coworkers are ready and waiting to bless them. As embarrassed as they are, they’re relieved to have a tissue box passed to them. Just in time for a small fit they couldn’t hold back this time.)

[whumpusgumpus]

Ike’s allergies have been acting up all day and he can hardly focus on a thing Soren never ever misses a “bless you”

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