#sneeze thoughts

[vivxc]

I love the way colds or allergies destroy a man’s ego and make them all flustered and shy bc they can’t help but sneeze and blow their nose every few minutes. Like the idea of it is just 😮‍💨🤌

[warmasf]

The fact that some people just naturally get very sneezy (im talking constant, “can’t stop” sneezing,) with a cold is so so hot for no reason

[aller-geez]

I have been having a ton of fun with lighting in my art lately, ngl 😭

Read under the cut for some vanilla art I’m proud of recently as well 🖤

[annie-sniffles]

things that turn me on as a girl with a sneeze kink

(are these thoughts/head canons?)

im bi so for me this can apply to either a boy or a girl, i just had a boy in mind when doing this fsr.

"bless you sweet girl/baby/princess/love/sweetheart"

"you want a tissue?" (same nicknames)

"your nose is all red, baby."

rubbing your back

holding the back of your head to their chest

wiping your nose with their thumb

forehead kisses when you sniffle

being spooned while you sneeze in your sweatshirt in bed

"you sick, princess?"

complaining to them about how much it tickles and they rub your nose for you

tickling you because they like the sound of your sneeze

tucking your hair behind your ear when you sneeze

hair strokes while you have a runny nose

"let it out, sweetie."

him telling you to not sneeze until he says and hes just like holding you while you whimper and squirm.

"good girl", after you sneeze/blow your nose.

or "good girl," for a loud whimper when holding it in for him

whispering bless you over and over in your hairline

the thumb thing on your shoulder while you use a tissue

"you okay, sweet girl?"

UGHHHH 😭😭

i had a reblog moment with @lavsnz over the first one.

[whumpusgumpus]

Caught him mid flu sneezing fit 👀

[silentsneezes]

there’s something so validating about seeing other trans and/or autistic people on snzblr because i feel like we’re so often excluded kink/sexual spaces

shoutout to all my other neurodivergent and queer sneezefuckers, ily and you’re hot as fuck 🫶

[snzyflowrr]

sneezy girl with huge boobs, straddling her partner. Her partner looking up at her as she sneezes, getting a perfect view of her boobs bouncing with each itchy sneeze. Spraying snot down on her chest.

[rebel-moon-snz]

Ppl who sneeze when it’s raining are SO hot. Like damn is there anything that doesn’t make you a sneezy mess? Like this is the complete opposite of pollen season and yet you just so so so sneezy again 😩🤤

[kitti-bun]

NSFW

Watching twichy nostrils burst out a snotty mess of a sneeze

Them holding their finger over the tip of there nose, strings of mess sticking to the insides of their nostrils

[vivxc]

“Wait don’t kiss me, i don’t want you to catch my cold”

I will kiss the shit out of you and make out until our bed breaks babyboy

[gayforsneezing]

Transmasculine non-binary and transgender man sneezes are officially my favorite. 🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤 Please Tumblr, send a sneezy masc enby or transman to my DMs...

[aller-geez]

I don’t know why but I’m in love with Sven lately..so if you can and if you like the idea of course could you draw a Sven been struggling to sneeze because he’s been having trouble to sneezing so Elex needs to help him to finally release that sneezes please? ✨🫢

Hey there Nonny!

I seriously am LIVING for everyone being so feral for my Sven lately 😩😩

I may have gotten overly ambitious and made a comic for ya~

Hope this is what you were looking for! 😈

[annie-sniffles]

someone PLEASE HELP ME

my friend was searching something on youtube on my phone and my search history

UNDER THE SEARCH BAR SAID: "girls sneezing"

please please please please i need comfort so fucking badly right now why am i so stupid someone im calling SOS 911 code red CODE RED CODE RED😟😭

SOMEONE REPLY IM SOBBING MY EYES OUT

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

HIT UP MY ASK BOX RESPOND REPLY IDFC

[itchy-nostrils]

Spending my Sunday just relaxing in this heat…. Okay, well… maybe doing a little bit more than relaxing 🤭

[whumpusgumpus]

Ike’s allergies have been acting up all day and he can hardly focus on a thing Soren never ever misses a “bless you”

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[silentsneezes]

thinking about how people’s sneezes can change when they start testosterone (hrt)

- someone who has always had quiet sneezes, and is an expert stifler. as they reach a few months on testosterone, their sneezes become harsher, and they lose the ability to stifle (even better if someone notices and goes “oh bless you! i haven’t heard you sneeze like that before”)

- someone who’s sneezes were already louder/wetter, but becomes a full on dad-sneeze after starting T

- side thought: a snzfucker inducing a day after taking their t shot (iykyk) and ending up hornier than ever