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silentsneezes Ā· 9 hours ago
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iā€™ve been flirting w this guy for a couple of weeks and he is pretty much allergic to everythingā€¦ dust, pollen, most pet dander, you name it
and he isnā€™t shy about talking about sneezing or having allergies and iā€™m MELTING
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silentsneezes Ā· 21 hours ago
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Honestly canā€™t help but wonder how a visual might be šŸ«£
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eventually iā€™ll probably work up the courage to post a wav with visuals, but until then i hope this works!
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silentsneezes Ā· 2 days ago
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Sick J/ayce Professor AU Part Two
did i stay up until 4 AM to write this last night? yes. is it edited or incredibly well written? no.
but i wanted to post it since it's been a couple of weeks since writing part one, so without further ado here's 1.9k of j/ayce being absolutely miserable
CW for descriptions of mess. they're not super graphic, but it's definitely prevelant
Jayce decidedly makes his way towards Viktorā€™s office. After all, itā€™s become a routine, and he knows Viktor will begin to worry if he doesnā€™t show up. In his feverish daze, he doesnā€™t register the biting cold outside, but the breeze cuts through his jacket like itā€™s nothing more than a flimsy scrap of fabric. Itā€™s beginning to snow, the first flakes drifting lazily through the crisp winter air. Itā€™s beautiful, really, but Jayce remains oblivious to natureā€™s performance.Ā 
Heā€™s too occupied with the task at hand: getting to Viktorā€™s office. His lungs ache with every breath, his hands moving to clutch his jacket tighter around his frame. Only a few minutes into his walk across campus, Jayce feels a trail of mess slip over his upper lip. He swipes his wrist across the base of his nose, cringing at how sore the reddened appendage has become.Ā 
Sore and terribly itchy. The pressure to his septum was just enough to ignite a buzzing through the bridge of his nose. With a huff of annoyance, Jayce moves to cup a hand over his nose, his breath hitching as he walks along the haphazardly icey pathway. After a few seconds, he stops in his tracks, barely hearing the grumbled annoyance of the students that almost collide with his back.Ā 
His breath is hitching in desperate, chest rattling breaths, every gasp more vocal than the last. He stumbles to move out of the pathway, keeping one hand steepled over his nose as he doubles over with a throat grating, ā€œhHHHā€™RRSZXZCHhā€™HUew!ā€Ā 
Jayce only manages to take a single breath before a second sneeze follows, nearly toppling him over, ā€œhhHdā€™eghā€¦hhā€“hHDDā€™HZSSCHHuhw!ā€ His vision blurs temporarily with the force of the second expulsion, but he somehow, miraculously, manages to stay standing. His palm is coated with mess, two strings of snot clinging from the base of his nose to his hand.Ā 
With a groan, Jayce straightens back up, pinching the strings of mess from his nose and flicking them to the side. He looks around, grateful that no one seems to have noticed the whole ordeal.Ā 
Jayce stands still for a moment, feeling the weight of his exhaustion sink deeper into his bones. The cold has left his body shaking, but itā€™s the fever that makes his limbs feel so incredibly heavy. He rubs his nose again, trying to wipe away the mess continuing to stream over his upper lip. He has little success, of course, the recent double having done nothing to stop the constant dripping of his nose.
As Jayce continues down the path, he catches a glimpse of his reflection in the glass of a nearby window, but it only makes him grimace. Heā€™s a messā€” his hair disheveled, his cheeks flushed from the fever, his nose red and raw. God he looks terrible.Ā 
Jayce forces himself to continue walking, stumbling along the icy path as his feet drag below him. The only thing keeping him going is the thought of being able to melt into the plush armchair in Viktorā€™s office, the one heā€™d bought purely for Jayceā€™s use.Ā 
The rest of the walk passes in a bleary haze, and before Jayce entirely registers it, heā€™s walking down the hall towards Viktorā€™s office. He vaguely registers the warmth of the hall, his numbed hands finally regaining some feeling. Just a few minutes left, he reassures himself.Ā 
Just as he turns a corner, though, his vision falters again, and a sudden shiver runs down his spine. His body stumbles forward, and instinctively, his hand shoots out to catch himself against the wall. The impact knocks the breath out of him, leaving him dizzy and disoriented.Ā 
Jayce had forgotten what it felt like to be truly, utterly sick. Admittedly, he shouldnā€™t have ignored his symptoms the past few days, but stubborn as he is, he tried pushing through it. And now heā€™s paying the price; this supposedly ā€œlittleā€ cold is hitting him like a fucking truck.Ā 
"Godā€¦" he mutters, wiping a hand across his faceā€“ when had he started sweating? He shivers, his body shuddering despite the sudden feeling of a heat flash. His fingers brush his sore nose once more, and with another glance down the hallway, he starts moving again. He just needs to get to Viktor.
The door to Viktorā€™s office is in sight now, and Jayce feels a sense of relief wash over him. But with that relief comes another wave of dizziness. He stumbles forward again, but this time, heā€™s able to catch himself on the doorframe. The door creaks open slightly under his weight, and heā€™s met with a casually uttered, ā€œJayce? Youā€™re early.ā€
Viktor doesnā€™t initially look up from his work, document in hand and glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose. When he doesnā€™t receive a reply, however, his attention is immediately turned to his partner.Ā 
ā€œOh, darling,ā€ he murmurs, only needing a single glance at Jayce to know heā€™s miserably sick, ā€œCome in, sit.ā€
Jayce does as instructed, his body moving as if itā€™s on autopilot and collapsing ungracefully into the plush armchair across from Viktorā€™s desk. With a swift motion, Viktor grabs his cane and crosses the room, standing over Jayce and placing a hand on his forehead.Ā 
ā€œYou have a fever,ā€ Viktor tuts, moving to hold Jayceā€™s chin and tilting it upwards so Jayce is forced to meet his gaze.Ā 
Jayce looks up with glassy, hazy eyes, instinctively nuzzling his cheek against Viktorā€™s palm. Viktor canā€™t help but smile at the gentle affection, moving to brush his thumb over Jayceā€™s cheek.Ā 
ā€œI thingkā€“ā€ Jayce starts, but heā€™s forced to pause and clear his throat with a phlegmy cough, ā€œI mighd be coming down with somethiā€™g.ā€
ā€œYou think?ā€ Viktor repeats with a slight grin, shifting his stance to apply more weight to his right legā€“ the cold rarely bodes well with his bum leg, often worsening its instability and pain. Even in his feverish delirium, Jayce notices the movement, reaching out and placing a hand on Viktorā€™s hip wordlessly. He knows not to ask, not to push Viktor to talk about his pain unless he wants to.Ā 
ā€œYou are going to be the death of me,ā€ Viktor murmurs fondly, ā€œhave you taken anything?ā€
ā€œCā€™mbon V, idā€™s nod thad bad,ā€ Jayce attempts to argue, ignoring Viktorā€™s question as to medication. Truthfully, heā€™d meant to take something this morning, just like how heā€™d meant to bring tissues to his lecture. Between his unbridled ADHD and his fever, itā€™s honestly a wonder heā€™s functioning at allā€“ that is, if you can consider this to be functioning.Ā 
Viktor takes out his handkerchief, handing it out to his partner, ā€œBlow your nose,ā€ he instructs simply, but thereā€™s a fondness to his voiceā€“ the kind reserved solely for Jayce; Viktor isnā€™t necessarily a natural caretaker, but Jayce is the exception. As frustrating as his partner can be, and trust that Jayce can be beyond infuriating at times, Viktor knows him through and through.Ā 
Jayce blushes, torn between denying the handkerchief and running the risk of his nose running incessantly or accepting the handkerchief and admitting how sick he is. Reluctantly, he accepts the handkerchief with a soft, ā€œthangk you,ā€ and turns away from Viktor as best he can. He barely manages to blow his nose, the action resulting in more of a congested snort than anything productive.Ā 
Before Jayce can try again, thereā€™s a soft rapping at the door, accompanied by Melā€™s voice, ā€œProfessor Viktor?ā€
Viktor looks up in slight surprise, having entirely forgotten about his meeting with Mel upon seeing Jayceā€™s sick state. Initially, he had planned for Jayce to arrive after his lecture, but since heā€™d arrived unexpectedly early, their schedules were clashing.
ā€œOh, Professor Talis,ā€ Mel says in slight surprise as she enters, not having expected Jayce to be there too. Her eyes linger momentarily on the handkerchief held in his hand before flicking up to his reddened nose with a sympathetic expression.Ā 
Jayce offers her a tired smile and a brief wave. Usually heā€™d start a conversation; after all, heā€™s rather fond of Mel. Theyā€™ve grown close over the past few years of working as colleagues, and he considers her a friend. Luckily, Mel doesnā€™t take offense to his lack of conversation, instead turning to Viktor and asking, ā€œIs this an okay timeā€“ā€
Jayce interrupts Mel with a sudden, vocal hitch, ā€œhhHH-ā€ as a sudden itch buzzes through the back of his sinuses, pushing up to the tip of his nose. Despite his initial reservations about accepting Viktorā€™s handkerchief, he feels a rush of gratitude towards his partner for lending him the cloth. He steeples it over his nose just in time, pressing it against the lower part of his face in an attempt to muffle the encroaching sneeze.Ā 
ā€œhhHā€™MPDDSXXHCHhā€™uh!ā€Ā 
ā€œGezhundiet,ā€ Mel blesses with a look of surprise at the sheer force of the sneeze, ā€œare you-,ā€ she begins to ask, but she stops as Viktor shakes his head.
ā€œHeā€™s not done,ā€ Viktor says simply, saving Mel from being interrupted again.Ā 
Sure enough, Jayce is once again clutching the handkerchief to his face, turning his back towards his fellow professors as his breath hitches.
Itā€™s a painful watch, his breath catching every few seconds only to build into a desperate false start. After a few particularly vocal hitches, Jayce finally snaps forwards with a throat grating sneeze, ā€œhhHRRRSZZXCGhhā€™hhugh!ā€
The expulsion is strong enough to force his knee to jerk upwards, causing the armchair to creak in protest.Ā 
ā€œBless you darling,ā€ Viktor murmurs, frowning as Jayceā€™s shoulders remain slumped, the handkerchief held tightly around his nose. Itā€™s evident that the kerchief is covering a mess of spray as Jayce snuffles, blushing crimson.Ā 
Viktor turns to Mel, offering her an apologetic smile, ā€œMy apologies Professor Merdada, but now is not the best time. Can I suggest that we reschedule?ā€Ā 
Mel smiles sympathetically, ā€œOf course,ā€ she heads towards the door without second thought, knowing Viktorā€™s priority is taking care of his partner, ā€œand Professor Talis?ā€Ā 
Jayce looks up, hidden sheepishly behind the handkerchief.Ā 
ā€œYou should take the day off tomorrow. Iā€™ll see to it that your students are informed,ā€ she says curtly before leaving, giving him no opportunity to deny herā€“ not that he wouldā€™ve, even he recognizes that he wouldnā€™t make it through working tomorrow.Ā 
Viktor gives Mel a thankful glance as she exits, knowing she saved him the trouble of convincing Jayce to take a day off. After all, itā€™s usually no easy feat convincing Jayce to partake in any sort of self care when heā€™s sickā€“ and yet he criticizes Viktor for doing the same when he catches cold.Ā 
As soon as Melā€™s gone, Jayce gives his nose a productive blow, finally having the privacy to mop up the aftermath of the double. Viktor waits patiently until Jayce lowers the handkerchief, his nose looking even sorer than before.Ā 
ā€œWe should go home,ā€ Viktor prompts, his voice soft. He reaches up and brushes his thumb across Jayceā€™s cheek, ā€œyou have quite the fever.ā€
Jayce nods dumbly, feeling like dead weight. Heā€™s too tired to argue, and admittedly, all he wants to do is go home and have Viktor dote over him.Ā Ā 
ā€œHow is it you managed to go all day without telling me how terrible you felt?ā€ Viktor chastises lightly as he begins packing up his things, ā€œand you say Iā€™m stubborn.ā€
that's all for now... eventually i'll (probably) write a part three, but with how little free time i have it will take a while. as always, any comments, tags, and reblogs are very much appreciated !!
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silentsneezes Ā· 2 days ago
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howā€™d you get into the idea of getting them silent?
i think it was mostly out of embarrassment/mental block to be honest. if iā€™m in public or in a class, i will rarely sneeze (because of mental block) and if i do itā€™ll be silently stifled
and now i just stifle habitually even if iā€™m alone or inducing
the only thing that makes me unable to stifle as well is chhinkni and i havenā€™t used it in over a yearā€¦. but i want to buy some itā€™s just not working w my budget right now
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silentsneezes Ā· 3 days ago
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i wasnā€™t going to post this but i sneezed right after taking it and so here we areā€¦
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silentsneezes Ā· 3 days ago
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Oh my gosh I just love how you write Jayce! Canā€™t wait to read more of your professor au, hope your classes are going well!
thank you so much anon!! i love writing j/ayce <3 heā€™s such a lovely character to make desperately sneezy
i was hoping to have posted a second part of the professor fic by now, but coursework has kind of been kicking my ass lol
itā€™s at 600 words right now, but i want it to be at least 1k before posting!
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silentsneezes Ā· 4 days ago
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would u like someone to help induce+stifle them for u? šŸ©µšŸ©µšŸ©µ
i refuse to update my phone so the emoji isnā€™t loadingā€¦ but yes i would love that
i donā€™t really need help stifling because i stifle habitually, but the idea of someone doing it for me is <3
and if blessings are involved?? iā€™d absolutely melt
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silentsneezes Ā· 4 days ago
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tipsy and wishing someone would induce me </3 my nose is SO itchy but not enough to actually sneeze so i just keep hitching
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silentsneezes Ā· 7 days ago
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May we thirst over you
as long as youā€™re within a similar age range then yes! and thank you for asking anon <3
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silentsneezes Ā· 8 days ago
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Iā€™m concerned to say that a visual may just absolutely end me
i induced a little bit yesterday and recorded it (with visuals)ā€¦ i donā€™t think iā€™m confident enough to post it yet, but maybe iā€™ll get there
i wish tumblr dms would let me share videos because iā€™d love to share with a smaller audience, but posting publicly still feels daunting to me
(also thank you anon <33)
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silentsneezes Ā· 8 days ago
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j/ayce having such little self preservation when it comes to illness, but instead focussing on v/iktorā€™s health
ā€œWhat do you mean where am I going? Iā€™m sleeping on the couch, V. You take the bed.ā€
and of course his arguments only last so long, his fever and desire to submit to v/iktorā€™s care quickly overriding his stubbornness
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silentsneezes Ā· 9 days ago
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are more silent snzs coming? (:
ask and you shall receive :) these are natural (save for one or two, which i induced because my nose wouldn't stop itching). i cut out some of the space between sneezes as well as a few sneezes that were entirely inaudible. sorry for any background noise, i live by a busy street
this is my first time using the audio function on tumblr so im hoping it worked!
edit: this was originally a minute and a halfā€¦ so somewhere along the conversion from video to audio i lost half the wav. eventually iā€™ll figure out how to include the full thing!
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silentsneezes Ā· 9 days ago
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Iā€™m sure if you had as many as 20 while being drunk - youā€™d be letting them all out loudly?
actually theyā€™re still stifled šŸ˜… not silently, albeit, but quietly
itā€™s very very rare for me to let out a sneeze unstifled, even if iā€™m completely alone. inducing with chikini (is that how you spell it?) is pretty much the only thing that makes me unable to stifleā€¦
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silentsneezes Ā· 9 days ago
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Not me contemplating making a whole secret side blog just so I can dm you bc DAMN šŸ˜
consider me thoroughly flattered anon šŸ˜­šŸ«¶ šŸ«¶
im always happy to chat! (as long as youā€™re over 18 obviously)
i will preface that i might be a bit awkward at first, but autism be damned i love dming with people
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silentsneezes Ā· 10 days ago
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Really nice stifles!!
thank you anon :) i plan on posting more whenever i have the time to edit my recordings from last night
also i said being drunk makes me sneeze like crazyā€¦ but by my standards that means anywhere from 5-20 sneezes in one night (typically i get 1-3 daily). with that said, it was a sneezy night for me!
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silentsneezes Ā· 10 days ago
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i have little to no allergens/irritants but getting drunk makes me sneeze like crazy and iā€™m so glad
ā€¦. anyways iā€™m drinking tonight and might record a wav if i get time alone
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silentsneezes Ā· 10 days ago
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Post it so we can all hype you up and send love your way! ā¤ļø
thank you so much anon :)<3 this is so very sweet (and gave me the confidence to post this)
please dni if youā€™re under 18!!! this is an adult blog
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