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Random thing/s I might put in Wattpad—

Spade: Hey Joker

Joker: What now?

Spade: Name all the annoying people you've met

Joker: (Inhales)

Joker: There's Emo-boy Shadow, Yawning Jerk, f*cking Psuedo-cat, Inspector Oniyama, Wiggy, Queen, Viridian, Lupin—

Joker: (Exhales) and you in 1st place

Spade: Just what I wanted to hear (Takes Joker's treasure and throws it at Hosshi)

Hosshi: (Eats it)

Hosshi: (Lays another egg with a "SPADE'S NUMBER ONE trophy in it)

Joker: And this, is exactly why you're in 1st place

000

Spade, Shadow, Akai and Lupin: (Bursts in through Joker's bedroom door)

Joker: THE HECK—?!

Joker: WhAt tHe f*Ck aRE yA'lL dOinG HeRE?!—

Spade, Shadow, Akai and Lupin: GUESS WHAT?

Joker: wHAt—?!

Spade, Shadow, Akai and Lupin: WE'RE GAY!

Joker: ...

Joker: This is what you wanted to tell me at 1:30 in the morning-

000

(Everyone playing hide and seek)

Hachi: We found everyone already!

Queen: Except for Spade

Hachi: Oh right—

Joker: That Spade—how does he hide this good???

Joker: (Light bulb goes off)

Joker: I got it :]

Hachi: Are you gonna get Hosshi to eat his treasures?

Joker: Nope, even better

Joker: (Inhales)

Joker: AI FROM THE SHUFFLE SISTERS SUCKS—

Ai: :>...

Spade: (Comes ninja-running into the room)

Spade: WHO THE F*CK SAID THAT?!

Everyone: (Points at Joker)

Joker: IT'S NOT MY FAULT

Spade: (Throws Joker out the window) NO ONE MESSES WITH AI

000

Shadow: Ah sh*t, we ran out of food

Rose: I'll make dinner today :D

Shadow: But you can't cook

Rose: It's not bad to try new things, right?

Shadow: We—ll

Shadow: Just THIS once

Rose: (Happily skipping away to the kitchen like the innocent cinnamon roll that she is)

(2 minutes later)

Rose: It's done! And extra-crispy! UwU

Rose: (Shows a pile of complete black crisp)

Shadow: YoU SeRIOuslY wASTed tHE lAsT bITS oF OuR fOOD oN ThAT?!

Shadow: I TOLD YOU YOU dID NoT KNOW HOW TO COOK—

Rose: Same goes for you

Shadow: (Recalls those times when they ate food from McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner)

Shadow: I—

000

Akai: i'M a ChICKeN (Starts acting like a chicken)

Spade: What happened to him?

Joker: He got drunk, that's what happened

Akai: oOoOoooOOohHh~ I sEe A rAAaAINbOw~

Joker: Akai, there's no rainbows at night

Akai: tHE WatER's PrEtTTY~ (Bends down near the pool)

Joker: AKAI YOU YAWNING JERK—

Akai: (Looks back at Joker with an innocent look)

Akai: (Jumps into the pool)

Spade: He just—

Joker: I never knew this day would come

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Video for Shin-ei Animation's 45th anniversary!

Idk I just saw this

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I don't know why I'm putting this here but I'm bored