#sorry if this is tmi

[yoursselo]

i need mason’s chain to dangle over my head while he is fucking me in missionary like i am so sorry but this man makes me feel like a werewolf during full moon

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

(to the polycule) guyyyyys i read some weird ass fanfic thing can we try it

[blipblepbloop]

very genuine question, fellow people who menstruate how are you guys getting out of the shower while on your period and not getting blood on the floor while you dry off? or having it drip down your legs?

[ilurvjohnoliver]

i dont fw dan harmon but i would like to personally shake his hand for casting john oliver as a horny, pathetic, college PROFESSORRRR LIKEEEE 🤭

[d1rtypuppy]

oh my god im hard for the first time??? this is fucking wild, i love being a transsexual

[snvffsoda]

i hate how my mother expects me to be the parent to my siblings because their religiously brainwashed deadbeat of a father who is too busy spitting scriptures down his kid's throat then to be an actual reliable father to figure to his fucking kids

[melisssg99]

sorry if this is TMI but...

cycle syncing is working well. I feel like I was very much prepared for 'the time of the month'

but why didn't anyone warn me about ovulation..?🥺🥲

[hux-and-gay]

every now and then I like to lick my crooked teeth fangs bc they’re pointy, but then I realize it probably looks weird

[wyrm-with-a-why]

My assumption about you is that you put up with a lot of things and a lot of dumb people

I do put up with a lot of things tbh

Mostly my best friend(I literally love her so much even if she’s a little high maintenance sometimes)

And my parents who are a little uh

Not so silly (basically they say slurs they can’t reclaim and constantly shit on they/thems at their work as I sit there being a they/them) and sometimes they gaslight me🤷‍♀️

[sailorsleepyhead]

Bro I’ve been pretty badly made fun of at school (this girl I have known since kindergarten) has started “bullying” me so badly her mf mom gave me a text saying she’s sorry for what’s happening 😭

[theygotlost]

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i had a dream from adora belle's pov like i was her and i was passionately making out w moist and i was filled with extreme unbridled lust. i desired him carnally in that dream. i very rarely have sexy dreams about fictional characters (surprisingly) but when i do i wake up feeling like a 13 year old girl

[communist-hatsunemiku]

mannn sometimes life is just so random in the sense that you never know when some girl youve been sorta crushing on forever decides its time to come over and fuck you three times, shes sleeping like a baby on my couch rn.

[msmk11]

sometimes I wish I could take off my tits like I take off my shoes.

pls they’re so annoying sometimes 😭

[hotmonkeelove]

An update for my Hellsing anon - I finished Hellsing Ultimate last night. I very much enjoyed both versions, though I agree that Ultimate is the superior of the two. (Including the animation style, which I thought was really cool, though both have an awesome aesthetic.) And no, the violence didn't bother me at all. Then again, I am pretty desensitised, having been raised on splatter films. As for the lore, I didn't have a problem with that. (I find myself way more annoyed when I hear people trying to speak with authority on vampires, yet they get so much wrong. Especially if said people have Ph.D.s in folklore or literature, something that was out of my reach due to my mental health and impoverished background.)

My additional thoughts on it... Well, Alucard was hot! What can I say? Long, dark hair and an intimidating personality make me weak in the knees. 😍 And I totally ship Alucard x Seras! I could get behind Alucard x Seras x Integra if I see more content. I did like their dynamic and its kink potential. Integra doesn't do it for me the way Juri Arisugawa from Revolutionary Girl Utena does, but I do find her demeanor quite sexy.

The interpretation of Catholicism was certainly interesting... lol! I admit it's been over thirty years since I left the Church, but we were all about forgiveness. It does make a compelling contrast with Trinity Blood, where much of the Vatican is trying to make peace with the vampire-dominated Empire. Of course, there are a lot of parallels between each series, too.

If I have a complaint, it's that I wish it were longer. I'd love to see more interactions between the three leads! Might have to read some fics...

Anyway, take care!

[gods-favorite-autistic]

List of maybe-stims (idk I’m not diagnosed with anything yet so idk if that’s the right word or if that’s disrespectful? But uh yeah):

Making a little “hmm” noise, specifically when I want to sing along to something but I don’t want to at the same time or I’m walking and I just have really big thoughts

Blowing on my hand, also when I wanna sing along to something but don’t want to at the same time

Pulling apart the edges of my crumbling phone case (part of the edges came unattached from the back so I just kinda pick at it)

Taking off and putting back on the sliding back of my remote over and over again

Chewing on hoodie strings (hey better than my hair)

Sticking my tongue sideways through the gaps between my teeth

Pushing my tongue back and forth over my bottom teeth

A few unhealthy ones: putting my headphone wires through the gap in my top two teeth (but I don’t chew on them cause I don’t want my headphones to break), scratching mosquito bites, chewing my nails and the skin around my nails, picking at any physical blemish on my sling, including scars and scrapes

Running my hand through my hair like I’m brushing it, specifically from the back of my neck or the side of my head right above my ear

Rubbing my fingers on the same hand over one another or over the webs of my hands

Folding my pinky finger towards my thumb, using my thumb to pull my pinky towards itself, and folding the other fingers over

[lillyspeakz]

tw// sex toys… yeah that’s all

So my best friend as a joke bought me a vibrator for my birthday and just said “for your cheap ass, have fun.”

And now I’m sitting here looking at the box- like is it worth it?