#sorry if this is tmi

[yoursselo]

i need mason’s chain to dangle over my head while he is fucking me in missionary like i am so sorry but this man makes me feel like a werewolf during full moon

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

(to the polycule) guyyyyys i read some weird ass fanfic thing can we try it

[roguecorvidlover]

The loneliness is really fucking me up lately. Just want to not feel so trapped and isolated all the time. Want to have friends to invite over and people willing to just hug me or hold me or let me cry near them. Obviously sex stuff is nice but I could get by without it. Not having people to be close to is killing me though

[blipblepbloop]

very genuine question, fellow people who menstruate how are you guys getting out of the shower while on your period and not getting blood on the floor while you dry off? or having it drip down your legs?

[ilurvjohnoliver]

i dont fw dan harmon but i would like to personally shake his hand for casting john oliver as a horny, pathetic, college PROFESSORRRR LIKEEEE 🤭

[d1rtypuppy]

oh my god im hard for the first time??? this is fucking wild, i love being a transsexual

[maisiejanescripts]

i feel like people forget i’m genderfluid. in the sense that i could identify as female and dress feminine for a period of time, and then have the distinct feeling after putting everything on that usually goes like, “hmmm. this feels off. I don’t feel like this is comfy right now.”

And then I just go with whatever feels right.

my pronouns fluctuate btw(not often but now I gotta update my pronouns pls forgive me)

on masc and androgynous/agender days, I go by Mas(mace).

It’s just a nickname for my pen name, so yeah…

If you would be so kind to check out my pronouns before you interact with my posts, I’d greatly appreciate it but I won’t force you./gen

[snvffsoda]

i hate how my mother expects me to be the parent to my siblings because their religiously brainwashed deadbeat of a father who is too busy spitting scriptures down his kid's throat then to be an actual reliable father to figure to his fucking kids

[melisssg99]

sorry if this is TMI but...

cycle syncing is working well. I feel like I was very much prepared for 'the time of the month'

but why didn't anyone warn me about ovulation..?🥺🥲

[hux-and-gay]

every now and then I like to lick my crooked teeth fangs bc they’re pointy, but then I realize it probably looks weird

[wyrm-with-a-why]

My assumption about you is that you put up with a lot of things and a lot of dumb people

I do put up with a lot of things tbh

Mostly my best friend(I literally love her so much even if she’s a little high maintenance sometimes)

And my parents who are a little uh

Not so silly (basically they say slurs they can’t reclaim and constantly shit on they/thems at their work as I sit there being a they/them) and sometimes they gaslight me🤷‍♀️

[sailorsleepyhead]

Bro I’ve been pretty badly made fun of at school (this girl I have known since kindergarten) has started “bullying” me so badly her mf mom gave me a text saying she’s sorry for what’s happening 😭

[theygotlost]

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i had a dream from adora belle's pov like i was her and i was passionately making out w moist and i was filled with extreme unbridled lust. i desired him carnally in that dream. i very rarely have sexy dreams about fictional characters (surprisingly) but when i do i wake up feeling like a 13 year old girl

[communist-hatsunemiku]

mannn sometimes life is just so random in the sense that you never know when some girl youve been sorta crushing on forever decides its time to come over and fuck you three times, shes sleeping like a baby on my couch rn.

[msmk11]

sometimes I wish I could take off my tits like I take off my shoes.

pls they’re so annoying sometimes 😭

[lillyspeakz]

tw// sex toys… yeah that’s all

So my best friend as a joke bought me a vibrator for my birthday and just said “for your cheap ass, have fun.”

And now I’m sitting here looking at the box- like is it worth it?