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Harrow isn't really that much of an unreliable narrator, she just gets one guys name wrong and doesn't get what god's deal is, literally who hasn't been there
#at least when she is trying to bust it down with her hallucination she tells us its an hallucination!#i would not#/j obviously im being silly#good night tristate area
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Please give me my competent!Childe
10 intelligence 0 wisdom Childe
Me: surely not all of Wriothesley's constellations apply to Childe -
Childe: gets wrongly accused
Me: well fuck
#childe#tartaglia#wriochi#wriothesley#genshin impact#I ship wriochi but#I do not think he is able to give consent under those circumstances#fml#even after he gets out#would you date the warden of a jail you were held at#I would not#not only did he resist arrest but he went (tried to go) full Foul Legacy for it... he *really* does not want to submit#he went out with a bang and that's his statement on whether he consents to it#his recognition that might makes right is his obsession with strength#I want to make him bottom but I don't see how#wake up babe new problematic ship just dropped#genshin leaks
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(to the polycule) guyyyyys i read some weird ass fanfic thing can we try it
#i would not#but sometimes i'm tempted like hey. can we check if this is ACTUALLY impossible#<- weirdo#sorry if this is tmi#(no)
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More crumbs coming ur way
#posting this while I wait for my DoorDash order that I send to the wrong address#will he ever forgive me#I would not#im sorry king .. i am so hungry .. and so#stupid#lapis lazuli#peridot#these are the backlogs none of this is recent#lapidot drawing is forbidden when finals are due#but idle standing is not ??#hmmm#myart#*sent I don’t do this on purpose#!!!#lapidot#worst people ever
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okay how to explain. Basically I was talking with my friend and mentioned how I figure the Squip has like, circuitry patterns on his skin that light up and stuff with his emotions. and then I thought about it all night and woke up and drew it out
now I watched the West End version today and now am going to make the distinction that this is the bw/jtam squip because west end squip has a different vibe and different markings that I might eventually design up. and we don't talk about 2r, I have no idea what to do with him
#art#fanart#be more chill#be more chill fanart#bmc#bmc squip#squip fanart#the squip#jtam my beloved#listen i have no excuses#also i refer to him as dad bod squip on occasion#not to be confused with scrunkly/twink squip or muscle man squip#it's a very important system#also the binary supposedly says made in Japan#and i wanted to give it to him as a tattoo but do you think i would actually letter all that#no#i would not
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so im making a doc of authors i wont support and why and i logged into tumblr for a reason but then i forgot what the reason one so here i am
i dont wanna read jay kristoff or sjm please stop recommending them to me :)
#specifically directed at one of my managers who insists i would like them#i would not#i do not#no thanks
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Reign 2013-2017
Mary and Francis
#francis de valois#toby regbo#mary stuart#adelaide kane#frary#mary×francis#season1#reign#face expression#multichrome#the way he looks at her#love#frary OTP#tobelaide#come home#jon foreman#spotify#i would#i would not#i won't say i'm in love#the way she looks at him#Spotify
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if you were a fairy, you would be one of those who steals human children. not to replace them with changelings, but to collect as many children as you could in your dwelling under the hills
Actually, fun fact, one of my moms friends always called me a changeling when i was a kid :D teasingly, it was smth to do w my hair. No actual negative historic intent. Anyways prommy i will not do that however i promise nothing re: stealing cats from ppl who refuse to stop letting them roam outside after extensive explanations to why its.not.good >:D
#and i had a period in my life where i had a lot of dreams abt the bab a yag a tryimg 2 recruit me which is??#we kinda do have changelings in our myth but not her#i mean we do have old witchwomen in our lore#but not her#lore? i think mythology is the right term?#kanitalk#ask#mutuals#also im joking even abg thr cat part 2 be clear#i would not#just in case. clarifying this
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"how would you describe your gender" mind your own business
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If Mike does suffer a fake death or disappearance in season 5, just think of Will stubbornly refusing to believe Mike is gone, not for a second.
"He never gave up on me, not even when he saw my "body" pulled from the quarry. Fuck you if you think I'm ever giving up on him. I'm getting him back. We're getting him back."
I don't know that the actor would be available, but it would be amazing to see Troy again in this scenario, being a dick about Mike this time where Will can hear. Honestly, I'm torn between the very satisfying idea of Will punching him in the face, and the more Will-accurate idea of him walking away with a disdainful glance, because Troy is just that unimportant right now, unworthy of attention. Maybe even calling El off when she makes a move to go after him (but not before we get a satisfying expression of panic).
Good god I love Will, this sweet, sweet boy.
#byler#byler is endgame#stranger things#will would be the bigger person I think#I would not#will byers
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currently living in a simulator in which i am 10 years old i have been begging my parents to let me get a guinea pig i even had to make a god damn presentation at my moms request bro im an adult i can just get them i just wanted to make sure ur ok with it my gods
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So I was just sitting here, minding my own bussines and then it hit me like a fucking train, that in three years, Mathieu Ganio will retire from stage and...
I am not fucking ready. Not will I ever be...
#ballet#danseur#etoile#Paris Opera Ballet#mathieu ganio#no#just no#he can't#what am I expected to do with my life then?#stop watching ballet?#DIE?#you think that if I barely#and I repeat BARELY survived Karl leaving#and Ed Watson retiring#I should be able to survive this one too?#well jokes on you#I am not#I will not#I would not#I just...
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captcha just told me a limo was a bus
#would you consider a limo a bus#i would not#identify the buses it said#clicks 2 buses#then it tells me ALL the buses#long car is not a bus!
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Snake Frisk. Yes another Frisk. They have two snakes, Lefty the one at the left and Brian. No one likes Brian.Nah, Frisk likes a little bit. They are creatures from the void. That’s it.
#undertale#undertale au#frisk ut#frisk the human#frisk au#frisk oc#utdr#utdr au#the void#don’t think too much about them#especially about Brian#do not think about Brian#don’t you dare#I actually like Brian#but I’m just pretending that I don’t#because no one likes Brian#Why?#look at them!#who would like Brian?#I would not#but I do#do you like Brian?#you don’t
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