#i would not

[hannibal-play-by-gay]

hannigram fanfiction is crazy cause like if any other ship was like “oh remember how we ate a guy last wednesday” you’d be shocked and appalled.

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

Harrow isn't really that much of an unreliable narrator, she just gets one guys name wrong and doesn't get what god's deal is, literally who hasn't been there

[deathdetermineslife]

imagine you and your f/o go out on a date together to one of those shitty, backwoods diners. not the really good ones, oh no, one of those, "this is 20 minutes off a main road, there's four tables in here and there's one person working who May Be a Cryptid"

is it terrifying? is the food good? did you have a fun time?

[libertasforte]

Please give me my competent!Childe

10 intelligence 0 wisdom Childe

Me: surely not all of Wriothesley's constellations apply to Childe -

Childe: gets wrongly accused

Me: well fuck

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

(to the polycule) guyyyyys i read some weird ass fanfic thing can we try it

[lapiscallout]

More crumbs coming ur way

[crystalline-sanders]

okay how to explain. Basically I was talking with my friend and mentioned how I figure the Squip has like, circuitry patterns on his skin that light up and stuff with his emotions. and then I thought about it all night and woke up and drew it out

now I watched the West End version today and now am going to make the distinction that this is the bw/jtam squip because west end squip has a different vibe and different markings that I might eventually design up. and we don't talk about 2r, I have no idea what to do with him

[flock-of-cassowaries]

I was so still during my MRI last week that it was over in about 25 minutes, instead of the estimated 45; and on my way out, I had the following intrusive thought:

“Given a few silica gel packets, I could probably have sex with a Roman Roy.”

So anyway; I thought I would post that to tumblr, so now it can be your problem, too.

ENJOY!

[dollychaotic]

so im making a doc of authors i wont support and why and i logged into tumblr for a reason but then i forgot what the reason one so here i am

i dont wanna read jay kristoff or sjm please stop recommending them to me :)

[unabashedqueenfury]

Reign 2013-2017

Mary and Francis

[yourplasticpal]

If Mike does suffer a fake death or disappearance in season 5, just think of Will stubbornly refusing to believe Mike is gone, not for a second.

"He never gave up on me, not even when he saw my "body" pulled from the quarry. Fuck you if you think I'm ever giving up on him. I'm getting him back. We're getting him back."

I don't know that the actor would be available, but it would be amazing to see Troy again in this scenario, being a dick about Mike this time where Will can hear. Honestly, I'm torn between the very satisfying idea of Will punching him in the face, and the more Will-accurate idea of him walking away with a disdainful glance, because Troy is just that unimportant right now, unworthy of attention. Maybe even calling El off when she makes a move to go after him (but not before we get a satisfying expression of panic).

Good god I love Will, this sweet, sweet boy.

[roigada]

currently living in a simulator in which i am 10 years old i have been begging my parents to let me get a guinea pig i even had to make a god damn presentation at my moms request bro im an adult i can just get them i just wanted to make sure ur ok with it my gods

[strechanadi]

So I was just sitting here, minding my own bussines and then it hit me like a fucking train, that in three years, Mathieu Ganio will retire from stage and...

I am not fucking ready. Not will I ever be...

[crowcryptid]

captcha just told me a limo was a bus