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I love stretch marks !!!!
Like I just think they’re so pretty and sexy and they’re soft and I just wanna hold a girl and run my fingers all over her stretch marks 😭😭
And they look good on EVERYONE too, no matter who you are, stretch marks are like the perfect accessory
They’re cute on bellies, thighs, arms, and anywhere and everywhere else !!!! They’re just so akskdjfjsks ahhhh
Point is, stretch marks are just amazing and anyone who disagrees with me is simply wrong 🤷♀️
#except for my own of course#but we don’t need to talk about that#but fr tho#I need to cuddle a girl with a stretch marks so bad#any volunteers?#pretty please? 🥺#body positive#stretch marks#not nsft#sapphic#wlw#lesbian#wlw yearning#sapphic yearning#lesbian yearning#yearning hours
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You know if he really wanted to he could’ve plopped his cock through the cage for her to suck on
Would’ve been a nice birthday gift from Haru is all I’m saying
#beastars#yes I’m picturing myself on my knees swallowing that wolf glizzy#but we don’t need to talk about that
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sad to report that just 2 days of light outdoor exercise has significantly improved my life
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I went to my local witch store today, and got a cute new candle for my Hades altar. 🪦
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men’s six nations has well and truly started now boyyyyyysssss
#i am tragically still english#but we don’t need to talk about that#six nations#rugby union#the goosiest lucyverse
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when i was little all i ever wanted was to eat the crystal from the garfield petforce (2009) movie
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(it becomes relevant around the 3:40 mark but i highly recommend watching the whole clip)
like. that crystal belongs in my mouth. sorry
#god i wanted to eat it so bad#still do tbh#but we don’t need to talk about that#i also wanted to eat pottery being spun on the wheel. it looked so scrumptious)#my posts#Youtube
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by the way. people are allowed to complain about this season feeling rushed. i don’t know when it became a thing in this fandom to completely jump people who have valid complaints like YES arcane is a fantastically produced and beautifully animated show and nobody will be able to top it but they did start things with some characters only for it to never go anywhere so it can all be wrapped up in three episodes 😭
#anyways being critical is not a bad thing i think we need to stop labeling it as evil man..#arcane#arcane spoilers#jinx#arcane netflix#league of legends#arcane act 3#like nothing was resolved in caitlyn and vi’s relationship or in caitlyn’s entire arc. they just threw in a change OUT OF NOWHERE#after building it up so much#isha’s death had no point#jinx’s development had no point#vi’s character was completely stripped of everything by the end#i don’t even want to talk about sevika bro#people being like. ‘it would’ve made sense if they had more time#arcane critical#so you admit they shouldn’t have tried to cram so much into so few episodes then right#you admit they should’ve extended it to make it more cohesive#ooookay.
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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obsessed w a tom riddle who was always careful to use protection with you because he never wanted a family until one night he has a dream about you getting pregnant and wakes up begging to fuck you raw
#i’m not fucking okay#actually. i’m quite frankly unwell as fuck#something about the intimacy of it. like this is tom fuckin riddle we are talking about#where is this coming from i don’t even want children ?????#i need to be sedated#tom riddle#tom riddle smut#tom riddle x reader#harry potter#tomriddlexreader#tomriddle#tomriddlesmut#em’s yappery
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there are a lot of evil people in the world and a lot of darkness in the world and so it’s very important for me to stress that now more than ever is the time to spread kindness and compassion. combat the evil by not only not partaking in it, but actively refuting it. destroy the notion that being compassionate or generous or kind to someone is uncool or embarrassing or even scary. be the change you want to see. start a chain reaction. positivity only breeds more positivity. do an act of kindness for someone so that that person who is too afraid to do it themselves can see you, realize that they’re not alone, and perhaps sheepishly follow your example. and then the next person who is too afraid but sees that person can do the same. when bad news comes out about bad people or horrible atrocities in the world it’s such an easy impulse to despair, and obviously it’s important to feel what you need to feel. grieve. be angry. be sorrowful. be empathetic. but dust off your pants and get up and be a part of a chain reaction that, no matter how small the scale, and spread compassion and love and care. all the reasons why you might not—“it’s hard! it’s scary! people will make fun of me! it’s useless because there’s too much evil!” are all grade A arguments as to why you should. you have no idea how many people you could inspire to do the same. even if it doesn’t get you anyway far, you can at least say you have the nobility of trying. please choose love and please choose life. you are worth loving and you are worth inspiring others to love
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I made a compilation of references for the main tmnt characters from every iteration and I thought it would be helpful, so I’m posting it here :]👍
I brightened the saturation in some so it’s more readable
Also, this is so cute, I’m keeping this
Edit: I forgot about bay Donnie, updated version
#tmnt vs Batman needs more love#It’s barely talked about#It’s great I swear#plus I love the character design#It’s a pity we could only see the turtles 😔#also#the character design changes so much in idw#so I just added some#because you could make a whole page just on that#also also#if you wonder why I didn’t add bayverse April and Casey#It’s because they don’t have April or Casey vibes#idk#I didn’t add splinter cause I forgot#tmnt#tmnt mirage#tmnt 87#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2012#tmnt idw#tmnt bayverse#rottmnt#tmnt mm
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tumblr frr hates edits but that was fire
i know tumblr hates edits for some reason but here i made this
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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
#I get it though#sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd#so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work#and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help#with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again#and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT#PROBABLY#you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all#but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story#a scandal in bohemia#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd watson#john watson#it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting
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Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.
#very bad doodle I just need to get this out there#don’t look at it too hard I’m begging#someone please talk to me about the blood rush breakup before the world explodes#it is not that serious but I will do anything for twenty seconds of them arguing#the episode hasn’t come out but I am shaking#every time they talk I become a little more evil and fucked up#genuinely though aside from the silliness of the conversation being about sports I have some very strong feelings about the little bits we-#-got to see in the preview#like I will inevitably talk about it but just because I know people are gonna beat me to it I just want to express how excited I am#fantasy high#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#thistlecaster#<- yeah fuck it why not#for my one mutual who likes them#this is for you and you only#fhjy spoilers#my art
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sorry are there people who think doctor who is not going to get another season. doctor fucking who? from the nineteen sixties? sixty one year old doctor who? she will be fine
#the bbc hung its centennial on doctorwho. they’ve got all that fucking disneybucks.#oh the most beloved show basically ever isn’t talking about their next season what are we going to do.#is it because facebook bigots in their forties are reviewbombing it. how do we prevent this. girl you don’t need to#it’s fine. this has been happening with startrek for years and it still hasn’t gone broke due to going woke. it’s fine#addendum that if tumblr existed in the eighties I am certain this post would have existed then too and then I would have looked a right fool#but it’s not the eighties it’s now. so I’m going to be fine as well
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Some drawings I’ve made!
#lambert talks#lambert posts#ahaha! i’m so happy to see Narinder#did system#actually did#did alter#did osdd#did#cult of the lamb lambert#lamb cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb the one who waits#cult of the lamb alters#is that a tag???#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cotl#cotl narilamb#cotl lambert#He was unfortunate to form while we were high!#apparently I like to bleat when I get drunk or high#so ive been told at least!#we don’t need to obviously in this body but the more i’m told about it the funnier it is!#old habits die hard I suppose!#very happy about Narinder still
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