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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.
It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.
Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.
#ramblies#cards against humanity#CAH#I have never ever regretted being on their mailing list like truly it’s always great#every Black Friday I love joining their antics#elongated muskrat
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
#we really didn't get to see nearly enough of ford's reaction to all this in the show#i want just several weeks on that boat to be stan continually going oh yeah also- about things he did in ford's name#like that list of crimes from stanchurian candidate where alex hirsch was like yeah i was up until 2am just coming up with dumb puns#but it's like great you are now on record for teaching a bear to drive. 1st degree thermometer theft. burglebezzlement#1st degree llamacide. snacks evasion. pug trafficking. impersonating a dentist. the list goes on#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#stanley pines
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Wild life session 2 random doodles, i wanted to do sm more but i have to stop here now UEAUUE THIS SESSION WAS SO FUN!!!!!!!
#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#wild life smp#pearlescentmoon#ldshadowlady#jimmy solidarity#goodtimeswithscar#the bamboozlers#grian#mumbo jumbo#skizzleman#the spanners#<- why does that look weird in text#impulsesv#trafficblr#traffic smp#isdoodles#theres SM MORE ON MY LIST I WANT TO DRAW OUGUGGUHGU MAYBE TMR... OR IN AN ANIMATIC.....................#love how silly this season have been LMAO ITS SO GREAT
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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HEY WOW
this is great, this is a terrific resource to have! Spread this around to your friends and enemies who want to listen but has reservations.
THANK YOU ZQ for putting this together for all of us! Our fandom is small but industrious and generous.
I can't believe we've done this many episodes.
64 episodes of The Hotel
21 bonus episodes
8 New Crew episodes
4 Trespasses miniseries true crime episodes
4 Hotel of Tomorrow Halloween Special crossover episodes
that's 101 episodes!?!
AND 16 episodes of The Hotel en español!!!
Incredible run!!!
and credit where it's due, Pacific Obadiah, Ben Counter, and Lily Bensinger wrote some of the bangeriest of banger episodes.
Alex Villalobos translated season 1 into Spanish so Guillermo Ruiz de Santiago could produce it!
NOT TO MENTION official Hotel artists Izzy and Rat, the bonus postcards, the artbook, the calendars, the zine, the fan podcast, fanart and fan animations.
hashtag blessed amirite? holy shit. Feeling sentimental and grateful today.
Back to work!
Hi besties. Hotelpod cw masterlist is done. Here's the link (x).
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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.
#ramble#literally very hot. like very hot#there is so much sweat#'oh you're just trying to paint a pretty picture that it's all fine' yeah i am!!! it's fucking great. i love it#trans people aren't sad clueless little babes who don't know what's going on. if you want to go on hormones you Know what it's going to do#and you WANT THAT WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE DOING IT#i hate hate hate seeing detransitioners like 'it destroyed and mutilated me'#*proceeds to list the normal effects of hormones*#it's all fearmongering and it's SICK#personally i think we should start glorifying transition more. because it's BEAUTIFUL
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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Prompt 179
“Pa, there’s a weird lookin’ cat outside!”
-Said by a sleep deprived Danny Phantom while in Clockwork’s Lair, about a hero displaced in time. Clockwork is in fact amused. Batman is simply confused about the entire situation.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Danny uses the fact that other ghosts are afraid of CW to get some peace and quiet#Clockwork is happy to hold and snuggle his ghostling#He’d get out and visit his little baby ghost more but there’s these annoying speedsters in all these different timelines that keep making#knots that he has to detangle before his paid vacation time can start#Danny looks tiny compared to Giant Ancient Clockwork#Ghosts continue to grow with age and Never Stop as long as there’s space#Seeing as they control the amount of space in their lairs…#Batman is going to have the craziest time travelling incident ever#Clockwork decides that he’d make a GREAT babysitter#Here’s the list for the seven children and he’ll come pick them up once he fixes the speedsters mess thanks#(Said after Danny gets his nap and CW gets him to bring his sisters & friends)
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DONALD JR PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE !
Donald Trump Jr:
"If you're in this room right now, you're probably on the FBI list. You're in good company. I am on every list except the Epstein list. We haven't heard anything about that one in a while… How is it that my father could be convicted of 34 crimes, but no one on Epstein's list has even been brought to light? It's almost like they're trying to protect those pedophiles.”
#the great awakening#wef#government corruption#world economic forum#fjb#democrats#joe biden#bill gates#epstein client list#epstein island#epstein island client list#God is with us#donald trump#the truth will be revealed#the truth is out there
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Did not plan for the Wish List to work, but I'll keep posting as they come in 💁🏽♂️
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So I finally watched Puss in Boots 2....
#it was so great????#like holy shit it caught me so off guard on how good this was#the animation alone was something to marvel at but i was taken aback on how enjoable this film was#i wasn't much of a fan of the first film and didn't pay this one any mind but i got intrigued by the positive reviews#for me it's up there with Shrek 2 on the list I'm not joking#puss in boots: the last wish#puss in boots the last wish spoilers#puss in boots spoilers#puss in boots#puss in boots 2
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#twst#twisted wonderland#sebek zigvolt#malleus draconia#rook hunt#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#i hope the people who have me on friend list and putting masquerade malleus up as main would never put him down#so i can keep listening to sebek's voice quivering when doing duo with malleus when the chances let me#his voice actor did so great#that quiver is so heartfelt#random thought on the spine tail today#it aesthetically pleasing#but surely it's a pain for combat#maybe only highly skilled students wear those spine tail#seriously it would be painful to fall on that wouldn't it
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KANG YEOSANG FIC RECS
Poly!Ateez Pt. 1 - Pt. 2 - Kim Hongjoong - Park Seonghwa - Jeong Yunho - Choi San - Song Mingi - Jung Wooyoung - Choi Jongho
PRETTY PRETTY YEOSANG!!!!! I think there is a reason that so many fics on this list are fluffy and its because Yeosang is the most precious person in existence!!!!!! n e ways everyone send me more Yeosang fic recs i NEED more!~
DISCLAIMER none of these works are mine and majority are MATURE 18+, please read all warnings before reading!!!
Key:
✨ - My Favs
🔥 - Smut (MINORS DNI)
⛈️ - Angst
💗 - Fluff
🍑 - Humor
SERIES
Oddeleny - @songmingisthighs ⛈️🍑 Ghost AU ✧ SMAU
the twists are twisting and the turns... oh they are turning 👏👏 this series is basically a mystery of how yeosang got trapped in the mc's phone and basically everytime there is a lore drop on either mc, yeo, or woo i go a little bit more crazy 🤪🤪
ONE SHOTS/DRABBLES/ETC
winter blossom - @atzfilm 🔥⛈️ Alien AU
Stretch you out - @pyramid-of-starrs 🔥 Gym AU
quiet - @nebulousbrainsoup 🔥💗
Relax - @moonhoures 🔥💗
masturbation - @kitten4sannie 🔥 College AU
gemini - @ncteez 🔥💗 Virgin!Yeosang
untitled - @bandgie 🔥
kang yeosang as your boyfriend - @mybelovedwoo 🔥💗
untitled - @kittyyeo 🔥
lessons in intimacy - @honeyhotteoks ✨🔥Camboy AU ✧ Barista AU
i revisit this fic once a month AT LEAST! this author's way of writing blows me away every single time 😮💨😮💨 the smut is toe curling and so intimate (hence the title) its just how kind and genuine both yeosang and the mc are written and how they communicate and the smut that constantly bring me back 🥹🥹
Only text me when you need me - @pyramid-of-starrs 🔥💗⛈️ FWB AU
pretty in pink - @byuntrash101 🔥
sensitive - @puddingyun ✨🔥
i just love how atiny tend to write yeosang so softly and intimately because he is just so precious and needs a "handle with care" sticker on him at all times and this fic epitomizes that feeling 🤤🤤 like how gently the mc treats him is just 🤌🤌
hungry yeoyeo - @ateezscupid 🔥
Longing - @sxcret-garden 🔥💗
vanilla and cream - @k-hotchoisan 🔥
untitled - @thetypingpup 🔥
operation: passenger princess - @sungbeam 💗⛈️ College AU
fortune teller - @seonghwaddict 💗
A Small Adjustment - @kitten4sannie 🔥Personal Trainer AU
yeosang & a situationship - @yunhoszn 🍑
[7:29 PM] - @edenesth 💗
boyfriend texts w/ yeosang - @beenbaanbuun 🍑
Stay - @sorryimananti-romantic 💗⛈️ Royalty AU ✧ Archer!Yeosang
untitled - @thetypingpup 🔥
untitled - @thetypingpup 🔥Dragon AU
Muse - @desirehorizon 🔥💗Royalty AU ✧ Prince!Yeosang
Wash It All Away - @ja3hwa 🔥💗⛈️ Idol AU
Evolve - @nebulousbrainsoup ✨🔥💗⛈️ Ateez Lore ✧ Biker!Yeosang
even though i can't say i fully understand ateez's lore, i love any fic that is based around it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what i do know of it is so compelling and interesting im shocked that i dont see or at least have not found yet more lore based fics 😭😭 BUT THIS ONE☝️☝️ is sooooo good!!!! i love how yeosang is still yeosang even in his situation, i love how the mc is like immediately intrigued by this faceless biker guy who can blame her 😩😩, i love how they get to know each other and THE SMUT 😮💨😮💨
untitled - @sxcret-garden 🔥
untitled - @everyonewooeverywhere 🔥
#ateez#ateez fic recs#ateez x reader#ateez angst#ateez fluff#ateez smut#kang yeosang#yeosang x reader#yeosang smut#yeosang fluff#i had to put this together after they left my general vicinity bcs i was in a ~mood~#i hope everyone who saw them in concert had a great time#BUT ALSO IM JEALOUS OK!!!! 😭😭😭😭#merengue makes lists
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To warm up before the tournament itself, and to help me a little with bracket making:
Please reblog for a larger sample size, and follow if you haven't already and would like to participate!
#dinosaurs#dinosaur#poll#polls#saurnament#IT WAS VERY HARD TO GROUP AS MANY AS POSSIBLE TOGETHER IN 12 OPTIONS OKAY#is it obvious that this list became increasingly less scientific as i realized i only had 12 slots lol#reblog please#a large sample size would be great#going to be a little embarrassing if not many people see this#but hopefully enough people do that i get a good idea of how to matchmake
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#mp’nt#obviously there are still issues with their legacies and the investigation and the honours list etc etc but this is still great news#he is OUT#uk politics#ukpol#british politics#britpol#boris johnson
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People who write novellas must be absolutely going though it bc I've never read a novella that wasnt utterly devastating. These people really have Things to Say and whats more they do it in under 200 pages.
#currently reading 'I who have never known men'#but this applies to:#of mice and men#metamorphosis#animal farm#the great gatsby#THE YELLOW WALLPAPER#my god#my list is very basic but those are the ones i have read/reread recently#ramblings#i've been reading lots of shorter books bc of work
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