#but this isn’t tiktok

[golldengoose]

i know i said no more sad satosugu, but like…suguru probably could have convinced satoru to do what he said he wanted to accomplish (get rid of all non-sorcerers). gojo is probably the only person capable of genuinely posing a threat to the whole world. but he doesn’t! he decides to embark on a mission that he knows is doomed and refuses to bring a powerful would-be ally. i know we’ve established that he never planned to succeed, but that wasn’t because it was impossible. i don’t think he ever wanted to succeed in the first place.

i’m high, so this probably won’t seem that deep or true in the morning, but the thought came to mind and it felt urgent to share in the moment

[eatyourdamnpears]

I’ve been in such a funk since the concert. I’m not even sure I enjoyed myself that much. maybe I did. I don’t know

[joycrispy]

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

[fruit-teeth]

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

[firbolgfriend]

I didn’t realize fluttershy being a model in like one episode was a staple part of her character

[bodhrancomedy]

It was number 5, but I still think that’s too high.

[autopsyfreak]

‘letting my intrusive thoughts win’

shut the fuck up.

you’re referring to impulsive thoughts, intrusive thoughts are undesirable and often horrific for the person experiencing them. you dying your hair randomly is not an intrusive thought.

if i let my intrusive thoughts dictate my actions, id be in jail for a long fucking time.

[morganbritton132]

Someone posts on their Twitter account, “I walked pass this restaurant on my lunch break and there was this gay couple on the patio, oohing and awing into a phone about seeing their little girl. When I walked past them, they were FaceTiming a cat.”

Jonathan replies to this tweet with a picture of Steve and Eddie at a restaurant and he asks, “Was it these idiots or is someone else in the same layer of hell as me?”

They reply, “Yeah, that was them.”

[yourlocalabomination]

“The spankoffski bros are played by the same actor, they both can’t be on stage at the same time!”

Wrong. Joey has two hands.

May I present the superior solution:

[fridayiminlovemp3]

the fact that this is real is beyond horrifying

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Axolotl: You must do something that I was not willing to do all those eons ago.

Bill: FULFILL DESTINY, RIGHT?

Axolotl: No… Get some therapy.

[ricky-mortis]

Curtwen Week Day 6: Happy Ending

[geminisee]

War Isn’t Murder by Jesse Welles

original video

full song on spotify

captions added by me

[dollvre]

this is canon btw

[ghost-bxrd]

i think that jason is a cat. but in a feral way. hes like the angry feral cat that likes to hang out in your backyeard and you take care of it and feed it but it wont let you get close. and then one day it lets you pet it and it trusts you

Absolutely! And you know what else cats are known for? They hide injuries. They hide when they’re not ok. That’s why it‘s such a red flag when they stop behaving the way they normally do. So yes, absolutely agree 🥺