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on one hand: i love me some good ol’ positive ‘fitz vacker + bodies of water’ fics /gen.
on the other hand: twas a missed opportunity to not make the golden boy afraid of water. since water turns (impure) gold to rust (eventually), and all that. very fun metaphor opportunities slipped through canon’s fingers :(
#like. it would've made multiple parts of the books way more interesting!! having fitz panic in neverseen and nightfall because of all the#water? having fitz try and fail to not lose his mind during the breathing training scene thingy in lodestar?#having fitz get skiddish around everglen's lake? having the fight between alvar and fitz in flashback use the lake against fitz??#fitz slowly realizing he's not pure golden boy and he never will be and slowly rusting away into someone new#that he originally views as lesser???#come ON man. we were ROBBED#fitz vacker#extremely tempted to headcanon him as being scared of water and having to learn to tolerate/love it#would be even better if he learned that through keefe. since keefe fucking LOVES water#and would be like '!! you guys have a lake!! let's swim!!' and fitz would be trying to avoid an anxiety attack subtly and totally failing#and so keefe would help him get less and less scared of water bit by bit#so he's fine with it in canon now but pre-canon he wasn't#and maybe every time he sees water you can swim in he thinks of better days w/ keefe#and every time keefe sees fitz swim keefe wonders if he still thinks of him#but they never tell each other that#yeah nvm this is a headcanon close to my heart now lmao#it'd be so fun to experiment w/ in fics where keefe's a lifeguard or surfer or smth like that too!!#avery i am. i am looking at you#what are your thoughts on th#*this#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fic idea
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When all this is over, will you stay with me? For good?
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#laezel#shadowheart#lae’zel#shadowzel#more like shartzel#when im telling you they were meant for each other#what do you mean theyre both loyal followers to their god-queens who eventually forsake them and force them to become their own people#what do you mean they both crave the recognition and validation of their overseers but will never get it#the hurt/comfort of this ship is unreal yall#crying screaming sobbing
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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The entire ALBW team
Links about to become Lorules #1 hytopian fabric exporter
#tloz#princess zelda#link#princess hilda#ravio#a link between worlds#triforce heroes#tri force heroes#loz redesigns round 2#art#my art#redesigns#if you couldnt tell from zelda and mi-dna shit talking in their funny page i dont believe in the#-and they never saw each other again- type endings#they have check ins once a year#the guards have no idea whos dating who#but yes moving on#link gets his own ugly scarf#its dimensional portal colored#he also has little birthmarks around his eye#the teeth on the ravio hat are also earrings#hilda gets to be a goth queen#sheerow is listening very intently#he will tell ravio all the gossip later#i do like to think this link takes his black smithing knowledge and his new fashion skills#and starts making some cool custom armor when hes older#i like to think he made hildas collarpiece#heights go link->ravio->zelda->hilda#too many characters for me to worry if that reads or not lmao#funny page may come later
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Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around
#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :)#he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions.#he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :(#and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay.#like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE.#they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes.#there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious#when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them#percabeth#pjo#grover underwood#annabeth chase#Percy Jackson
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I missed you, too
Murder & Phantom!Papyrus by ask-dusttale
Underswap Sans by popcornpr1nce
Nightmare by jokublog
Horror from horrortalecomic by sour-apple-studios
Killer by rahafwabas / rahaf-wabas / rahofy-sketch
#zu art#comic#murderswap#dustberry#undertale#undertale au#utmv#pre trapped <3#murder!sans#dust!sans#swap!sans#us!sans#underswap!sans#nightmare!sans#horror!sans#killer!sans#phantom!papyrus#bad sanses#a secret way to greet (and tell much more <3)#I love them I miss them#and I want them to never be brave enough to touch each other so one day they (he) will regret it :)#angst go brrr#sorry it's messy this idea was in my mind for god knows how long and I couldn't resist anymore
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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au
turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else
now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident
also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out
#turbo#turbotastic#fix it felix jr#80s boyfriends#hammertastic#headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT#and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s#this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it#turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun#and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out#he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details#and calhoun to just know about it#this just gets worse and worse#they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping#and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back#like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you#and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac#i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator#so yeah turbo HATES his ass#(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive#anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this#he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse#and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo#bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things#sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now#wreck it ralph#wir
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i feel like poolverine easily could’ve been one of those “they’re flirty but it’s mostly unserious” situations, and for most of the movie yeah they were extremely gay, but wade’s been like that with other guys and it was never treated as a serious type of relationship before. they’re willing to die for each other, but even then the romantic aspect of their relationship could be glossed over because it’s a superhero movie, that’s just what they do, and they’re working together to save a whole timeline—it’s not just about them. but then the movie doesn’t end with them saving the day and moving on. i think this’s really the part that sells poolverine as a genuine relationship to me… logan’s leaving, and wade calls for him. he can’t stand to let him go. then he introduces him to his family, and logan stays. he doesn’t really need to stay, but they’ve both decided they’re better off with one another than without
#don’t get me wrong#wade and vanessa are going to end up back together again if there’s ever another deadpool movie#and then he’ll lose her again for whatever reason#because that’s just how it goes#ignore the fact that logan tells wade to talk to vanessa and i’d be convinced that the ending was supposed to imply them being canon tbh#not gonna delude myself into believing poolverine will ever be genuinely and seriously canon#but shippingwise#i think this’s why i’ve latched onto poolverine despite some of the similarities between cable & logan#with cable it was never gonna be serious#despite it being fun to ship them and enjoy their dynamic#but#with logan… storywise… it makes so much sense for them to be endgame#they both were at terrible points in their lives and really needed each other#not just to fix each other’s problems. but they needed someone who was so on their own level that they could fix each other#not in a healthy way. but#yknow#anyway#idk i’m kinda rambling about nothing here#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan#um#logan howlett#<- ….i guess#poolverine#deadclaws
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i think we should ship carol marcus and gillian taylor
#star trek#gillian taylor#carol marcus#star trek tos#star trek ii: the wrath of khan#star trek iv: the voyage home#the wrath of khan#the voyage home#star trek fanart#theyre both have their doctorate and im sure would be intrigued by each others fields of science#and no one can without a doubt tell me they never ran into each other because we never see them again. as far as im aware. so who knows
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team cohesion designed to give jack a tension migraine ft. sam and daniel "urgo" 3.16
#sam and daniel looking at each other vibing with their shared brainwave while jack prays for the sweet release of death#stargate#sg-1#stargateedit#sam carter#amanda tapping#jack o'neill#richard dean anderson#daniel jackson#michael shanks#s3#ep16#3.16#***edits#jack's tone to sam is very much 'please. please don't do this to me. please i am begging' and to daniel 'I AM GOING TO KILL YOU'#he knows they're both right. always.#but with sam it's like *sighs deeply*yeah. she's right. she always is.'#and with daniel *through gritted teeth* 'never tell him this but he is always right. godDAMN'
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Everyone: omg Harry is the heir of Slytherin. He just spoke Parseltongue which is a super rare hereditary skill in the Slytherin line and it looks like he set a snake on someone in front of witnesses.
Draco: nah he wouldn’t do that I know him
#and he was right. just like he immediately could see that harry hates his fame#when that was hard for even ron to remember sometimes#meanwhile harry can immediately tell the difference between draco just bragging and actually seriously talking about being a death eater#and is never afraid to confront him alone even though he believes draco is on a mission for voldemort#given how relatively little they interact the way they understand each other so well is amazing#Draco Malfoy#Harry Potter#drarry#hpdm#h/d#dmhp#harco#draco/harry#draco x harry#harry x draco#draco malfoy x harry potter#my post
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omega when he’s implanted in tex: you should give into your rage and abandon those you might love to fulfill the urge to find revenge for all those who hurt you. kill your daughter in cold blood while she is incapacitated with agony at even the mention of your name
omega when he’s with the reds and blues: muahahaha 😈😈!!!!1!!! !!! im eevviilllll and im going to blow up the whole! WORLD! !1! 😈😈😈 !!!
#why was he like that frrr#tex was so concerned abt him in blood gulch bc she really thought he was going to cause everyone to kill each other#meanwhile he’s having the time of his life being silly goofy#omega: i am often seized by the fatal leonard church need to fuck around#ill literally never forget about him telling tex to kill carolina and her having to fight him to only put her in a coma and yet#he’s literally so goofy i dont-#the dichotomy of ai#rvb#red vs blue#omega ai#rvb omega#agent texas#rvb tex#omalley#rvb omalley
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see you around, rvb
#'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you' or whatever#but not just church's love for tex#the love the reds and blues have for each other#that the freelancers had for each other#etc etc etc#do you ever think about how caboose spent months all by himself trying to build epsilon a body#and telling him stories about their adventures#rvb is a ghost story AND a love story (what's the difference) disguised by a thin veneer of halo armor and stupid jokes#red vs blue#rvb#rvb19#rvb restoration#why is this always has been image I found online so crystal clear#rooster teeth#in the middle of making this I saw a restoration spoiler so i'm going to go lay facedown on the floor now
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planning for the future
#please know that this was all written and thumbnailed in june#and i remembered it three days ago#and decided to finish it#anyways.#so flower husbands amirite#they are the pinnacle of a couple doomed by the narrative#they know each other through a hundred lives and only fall in love during the one where they can never have their happy ending#they still have an iron grip on me#as you can tell#scott smajor#jimmy solidarity#mcyt#traffic smp#trafficblr#comic#3rd life smp#life series#art#digital art#grian#gtwscar for like a single panel#also ignore all the inconsistencies this was all done from my memory of 3rd life#i know grian isnt in the bunker but i dont care enough to fix it#also literally just ignore any typos i beg of you#cw blood#cw corpse#cw death#long post
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the funniest thing about the bucktommy hate being partially centered around tommy's past and how he isnt good enough for buck for his previous on-screen jerk behavior and instances of mocking bigotry, is that it literally parallels buck still lmao. they both quite literally started out at the 118 as self-centered repressed jerks with frat boy attitudes. it just so happens that all of bucks growth has been on-screen unlike tommys.
#bucktommy#at the end of the day 911 will go on for 10 to 12 seasons. 15 if we get some kinda spn luck. and still#tommy will never have called buck exhausting nor tell him to suck it up. and thats partnership thats actual communication and healthy growt#7 damn seasons of tension and it still took tommy stepping in for buck and eddie not to sulk away from each other. neither calling the othe#it's just more invisible string theory.
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insp.
#twabbbiih's low quality gifs#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#edwin paine#dead boy detective agency#dbda netflix#dbd netflix#dbda gifs#payneland#dbda#painland#AND SO THEY DIDN'T LET EACH OTHER GO#they spent one night together as charles died and that boy decided Im never letting you out of my sight again and i am SO normal about them#yes I did contemplate using the scene where charles is holding edwins hand as he drags it off his mouth in hell but#it looked even worse than these do#apologies if the fourth is hard to read i cant tell how bad it is anymore because i know what it says so im praying it's readable
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