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this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college
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a gentle touch
#i opened this in public out at dinner with my family fml#tumblr may have banned porn but the robofuckers persevere
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#oh thank god#it being completely taken off scared me soo bad#i understand why burnie is keeping it behind a paywall but also come onnnnn#rvb
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Just blocked someone with "I'm fine with all ships, except illegal ones!", and I keep thinking about it. I'm from a place where gay ships are literally illegal, you're not allowed to post anything about it, illegal-illegal. So when I see people say stuff like this my brain immedeately labels them "anti-queer", sorry guys, you said it, not me...
Anyway, daily reminder to everyone: law ≠ morality
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the lack of dykes n more specifically butch dykes in post apocalyptic media is bizarre bc every single lesbian i know is the most prepared person in any room n not even for survivalist reasons we do that shit for fun
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you dumb dumbs don't need AI to come up with ideas, you just need a husband who's had 2 glasses of wine and an innate desire to make you happy.
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“do you think my abusive partner can change” yeah man you know I’ve heard some stories where these dudes received massive traumatic brain injuries and it knocked the hatefulness clean out of them. my grandpa with Alzheimer’s brain is slowly dissolving and he’s nice now. if you want him to change you’re going to have to beat him within an inch of his life with a brick or wait 50 years for him to develop dementia. I think the better option is leaving.
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I was raised in a really outdoorsy family and have been dragged out on family backpacking trips nearly every summer since I was old enough to carry my own sleeping bag, but it occurred to me that I don't actually know how common that sort of camping is for the Tumblr populus
#I did a 22 day backpacking trip where we had to lug everything around and we had like…. tarps instead of tents#that we had to hang and secure#i uh.. did not love it but i learned a lot i guess
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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
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regardless of what happens on thursday, it is kinda truly mind blowing that the endgame romantic interests for sam and dean in cw supernatural are a deaf woman and a gay angel
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samantha in the back fighting for her life while homotron 3000 goes for a thigh grab
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