#but there is no more coffee

[vodika-vibes]

So I had an amusing thought, and I'm going to share it.

Several years after the Clone Wars End, while Boba is starting to make a name for himself as a Bounty Hunter, he comes to realize that there are, about, a dozen "Boba Fetts" running around the galaxy. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that the other Bobas are, in fact, clones. (Are they his brothers? Yes? No? Not even Boba knows the answer to this, but calling them brothers might be easier than calling them "men who have the same face as me".) In the long run, Boba doesn't care, so long as they don't ruin his reputation. (Boba becomes known for being able to commit to two bounties on opposite ends of the galaxy at the same time, and when the actual Boba Fett is questions about it he just shrugs and says something vague before he wanders off). And then he just...doesn't think about it. Like. Ever. And then he becomes the Daimyo of Tatooine, and he's definitely not Bounty Hunting anymore, except "Boba Fett" is definitely still out there collecting bounties. Anyway, one day Din goes to Raxus or some other planet that is definitely not Tatooine, and runs into Boba Fett. His armor's a little different, the green is a couple of shades lighter, and Din is pretty sure that Boba had a mythosaur painted on his armor and not some kind of teardrop, but whatever. Boba is Boba. So Din walks over to him, "Boba, I'm surprised to see you so far from Tatooine." 'Boba' stares at him, "Oh. I wanted a change of scenery." "Makes sense. Though, I'm guessing you left Fennec in charge." "...naturally." Din nods, "I've been meaning to ask, are you ever going to switch out Jabba's throne for something more your size?" 'Boba' is silent for a moment, and then he rips off his helmet, revealing a man with long dark hair and a massive upside down delta tattooed on his face, "What the actual kriff are you talking about?!" Din stares at him, "Who the kriff are you?" "I'm one of, like, 2 dozen Boba Fetts running around, who the kriff are you!?" Later a traumatized Din, who had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting a quarter of the two dozen Boba Fetts who are still bounty hunting (Cody, Fox, Dogma, Sinker, Crys, and Hound), calls the actual Boba and asks if he's really him or if he's just someone pretending to be Boba Fett.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Duke, coming to 38 hours later, unable to feel his hands, with a suspect in handcuffs: Wh- What just happened?

Tim: Magic my friend, magic.

Commission Info / Kofi

[jobycewl]

I believe in the “Everyone is jealous of Shang Qinghua” agenda

[kilometresrufflefuck]

hear me out the other day i woke up and was immediately hit in the face with "7 year gap narumitsu in europe where phoenix kisses edgeworth in a low moment and then tries to flee and edgeworth uses mind chess on him to get the truth out of him which is a completely normal and ordinary average way to discuss your relationship"

[boeing747]

btw i think its so cool when my life is worse due to worker strikes because when my life is worse constantly the rest of the time its due to the corporate greed of one million random faceless corporations who are grinding up the entire planet in a meat grinder so little numbers on a screen go up and stay green or whatever the shit

[tetrabytez]

Something that I've personally wondered about for a long time.

You know the drill. Reblog for sample size.

Part Two

[davidtennan-t]

the way the Doctor stopped himself when he got angry with Donna, walked away, put his hands up looking guilty af and apologised? Lives rent free in my head

[calithso]

she is here

phantom arle but i get lazier 😔 i couldn't do signora i was getting sleepy hhh someday i'll draw my woman properly

[violent138]

Clark probably had a stroke and thought Dick was possessed by Bruce the first time he heard Nightwing's leader voice in the field.

[buggachat]

does anyone else form their headcanons of marinette and adrien largely on the basis of "they have to be opposite each other"? like, creation and destruction, yin and yang, etc. like Marinette being late all the time and sleeping through her alarms? so she's probably a deep sleeper? So that means, by the laws of my lovesquare headcanons according to my brain, Adrien has to be a light sleeper. Marinette is a chaotic creative person and I can imagine her just having so much STUFF all around and living in organized chaos. so therefore Adrien likes his spaces neat and clear. (also something something creation and clutter vs destruction and emptiness) you know??? ???? ? adrien and marinette headcanons just cant be independent of each other in my brain. they are always intrinsically linked

[ping-ski]

shrödinger's plex fic (they are real to me)

EBY eclipse and y/n ref here!! :3

[bluestation]

at work

[why-the-heck-not]

the saturday-sunday night diabolical "life is falling apart"- to do list followed by a mad scramble

[hwangbastard69]

Railao coffee shop AU

[University student Kung Lao decides to take up Johnny's suggestion of the hole-in-the-wall cafe near campus— there he meets the beauty incarnate server, Raiden]

Sketch under

I loved it so much that I actually drew a background for them 🤯🤯

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

ghost horses

GHORSES

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, doing that trend where you ask your spouse to make you a cup of coffee: Stevie, will you make me some coffee.

Steve: Way ahead of you. I doordashed it like five minutes ago.

Eddie: You doordashed me coffee?

Steve: Well, no. You don’t like coffee. I got you a hot chocolate.

Eddie: …

Steve: You can have my coffee if you want?

Eddie: I don’t want your coffee. It’s gross.

Steve: Because you don’t like coffee. Why are we having this conversation?