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thereâs a lot of anime where the main characters have absolutely no business being teenagers doing all the stuff theyâre doing but ngl they needed to be 14 in Madoka Magica. like thatâs just what being in middle school feels like
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97% sure Darry purposely calls Ponyboy the wrong age when heâs annoyed with him
#âI ainât discussing this with a 12 year oldâ#meanwhile ponyboy is 17#you just know pony gets so defensive every time#months after his birthday darry still refers to him as his previous age#âthis is my 15 year old brother ponyboyâ#âDARREL IâM IN COLLEGEâ#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#darry curtis#the curtis brothers#ponyboy curtis
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HoO is so funny to me when you actually think about the ages of all the characters. Octavian is 18. Percy and Annabeth are 16, almost 17. Reyna is presumably 16. Frank just turned 16, Jasonâs about to turn 16. Leo and Piper are like 15. Hazelâs like 14 and a half, and Nico is 13.
The Death Sibs are both the youngest and oldest on the Argo II. Octavian is a college freshman getting into petty drama with a bunch of high schoolers. He gets told to shut up at one point by a random 8th grader. Everyone is scared of the 8th grader. We Sent A 13 Year Old To Superhell and he came back weirder, Just Like Middle School. TLH was just three high school sophomores being sent to do a task and it going Exactly Like Youâd Expect. Percyâs the only demigod on the ship who can legally drive (though Reyna gets her drivers license at some point before TOA). What Is Happening.
#pjo#hoo#heroes of olympus#riordanverse#my second favorite thing related to this is like every time Hazel references someone's age especially in SoN it's just. blatantly incorrect.#she goes into very specific detail about how she's 14. detailing like exactly how many months it had been since her birthday#and when she died and when she was brought back. just like ''okay. im 14 and a half. got that? good.''#''anyways here's Frank. he's 3 years older than me'' like literal next chapter. we are told Frank is not 3 years older than her.#Hazel: Here's my older brother! [Nico is younger than her in literally every way feasible]#ive just decided Hazel is an unreliable narrator who is just really bad at guessing/remembering how old people are#which like. adhd mood. forgetting how old everybody is.#and she has the bonus excuse of saying her sense of time is skewed from being a ghost for so long#but it's just so funny every time she's just. with the upmost confidence. blatantly the wrong answer.#i want a scene of Hazel looking at Percy and just going ''hm. I bet he's like 20.'' and then learns he's 16#and she's just [surprised pikachu]#also we know it isn't an error that she's 14 cause in TOA she's like ''oh yeah im learning to drive!''#so she's 15 by then#it is however an error that *Nico* is said to be 14 in hoo cause he's 12 in TLO and 14 in TOA#but we know in HoO the reason that error was made was cause Rick hadn't figured out Nico's birthday yet#and he was flipping it between January or March#so he just forgot how old Nico is for a series and then we went back to normal
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depression is really weird actually wdym i spent 2.5 years of my life in bed
#and wdym that lifestyle changed so quickly into being out and about and an active member of the world??#very proud of myself#and i mean it wasn't that quick of a change#it was like 1.5 years primarily depression bedrotting with occasional school -> primarily depression bedrotting ->#primarily depression bedrotting with 3-9 hours of work weekly -> straight into 31+ hours school+9-12 hours work weekly#so there was somewhat of a gradual progression#but still#also wowza i wake up 7-7:30am every morning now. 1pm was an early wake up for a not so insignificant amount of time#i mean of all fundamental growth years to miss out on the ages like what 12/13-15 aren't too bad? they would suck in a different way if i#had been socially involved#anyway it's just. yea i'm proud of myself but it is a crazy lifestyle change#and even when i was deeply depressed in a horrible routine i feel like i learned a lot. how to regulate my emotions and cope well and find#the joy in everything. bc if i stayed in bed all day then i would at least be happy about the sun or whatever#and for the while of being not at school at all i WANTED to be at school i just could not find one bc our school system is so cute like tha#(basically every school is at capacity and the local school that has a guaranteed place for me would have been an all boys or girls đ)#but i miraculously found and got into this school and miraculously made it work so well for me socially and now academically#it's also a good time to get back into school for my education bc any later and it woulda been pretty bad for all my certifications and uni#ive missed out on so much maths that its not worth it to me to try and catch up but my teacher knows that#but ive always hated maths regardless i only ever understood it for the first half of yr 7 then my attendance dropped#and after my recent exam i decided to try harder at school. but i still got an A on the exam i didn't study for!! academic weapon fr#i'm just idk thinking back to myself in the past few years#and how hopeless it all felt. but i got out of it!! i beat the depression and social anxiety and found a good place and made the most of it#and during the peak of my depression i remember i went out someplace near my old school and panicked so so badly about seeing#kids from my old school. and the friends at the time didnt really check on me when i went to shake and cry in a side street lmao#i kept the best of that friendgroup and have better friends now. but anyway now i take a bus each morning with some kids from my old school#and you see these hands? they look like they're shaking to you?#anyway yeah it's just cool i got to this point :) i really had no hope for so long but now i have a life i'm living and a future i'm build#--ing towards#which is funny i just decided some random day last november after watching some better call saul 'huh actually lawyer would b pretty cool'#and will i get there? we'll see but i do have hope now
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sometimes i will look at blogs and realise their owners are 15 or younger and i will go aah. thats pretty young and then i have to remember that was literally me like 3 years ago
ive been on tumblr for almost 4 years...?
#the passage of time is not real#im gonna be 18 this year... im gonna be 18 this year??#i cant wait to do some stuff#but i also dont want to give up my child status so fast#this year will bring a lot of reflection just like the last i think#i hope this year will be kind and fruitful đ¤#on another note its kinda funny how every year that comes i go man i dont feel x years old im still x-1 years old#forever 17 forever 16 forever 15 forever 14 forever 13 forever 12#ive lived so short yet so long
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what i need is a link to admin at the mercury and admin at the wnba. set me up a special account so i can see all the old videos from the old website. and get me a computer with all 19000+ minutes of dt games and a strong video editor. really i'd like all the old footage too.
#it's devastating bc i'm trying to find the full presser from the 2007 finals when dt says is a smack in the face not the same as a punch#but also what i want to do is clip every single dt assist and almost assist into what has to be like a 5 hour video#and then of course all the baskets#but i did the math and if you're watching film for 8 hours a day it would take like 161 days to watch all her wnba games#like i said yesterday i was watching a handful of games and her passes ..really we don't talk about the act of passing the ball enough#i would like to watch other old games too like the comets 97-2000#now my hope is that it doesn't happen this year but when it does happen [and i have a list]#mat should pay her like 1.5 million/year to consult for the org . which might mean doing nothing but show up at occasional games#and i know she doesn't want to coach or gm but i think she would be so good at roster creation recruitment and draft day decisions#like i said i have a list but i'm not going to put it out until it needs to be put out#i want to watch every game that cheryl miller coached#but that you can't watch candace parker's rookie season#or anything from LJ#or any comets games#or postseason prior to 2015#it's so disrespectful to not have them available#you could sell box sets of seasons by team and charge like 20 bucks per each and i'd eat them up#or full seasons of games#it is so concerning from the archival side that so much footage only lives publicly on these old youtube accounts from 12 15 17 years ago#and the best we can do is hope nothing gets deleted
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If youâre mad with Bianca di Angelo for joining the hunters, you donât Get It.
#feel so strongly about this still 15 years later#just reread and my HEART#she was a 12 year old just wanting to be her own person and not just a big sister#BIANCAAAAAAA#pjo#percy jackson#bianca di angelo#Nico had/has every right to be upset and hurt by that but at the end of the day
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Getting emotional about the fact that I'm writing again and people are actually enjoying my writing
#fun fact: i decided i wanted to be a writer in the 7th grade when i was roughly 12 years old#now here i am 15 years later writing again#and falling in love with writing and storytelling again#and people are actually enjoying it!#every time i get a comment on my fic i want to cry#i love every single one#from they keysmashes to the incoherent screaming#but god something just really gets me when people talk about my writing and story choices#like thats what i want to do thats what i care about#had a comment today say theyve been re-reading my fic that im working on?#that my writing hooks them??#and theres been others that just make me feel so fufilled in a way i havent in a while#it makes me feel like i do have a purpose again and god its everything to me#personal
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vetted fundraisers from today. please keep sharing and donating as you're able, it really does so much; even if your individual action feels small, you are helping to save lives.
june 29th:
14-year-old Hala El-Hissi, her two siblings (the younger of whom needs hepatitis treatment), and their mother (âŹ8,459/âŹ16,000) - @halaelhissi, @nadasaftawi, verified by @/ibtisams
Muhammad Al-Azayza and his family, including two children, one with Down syndrome (kr6,738 SEK/kr200,000 SEK) - @hamouda-az, verified by @/sayruq
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Haneen Atya's family of ten, including several young children, a newborn, and her mother who needs urgent treatment for a stroke and bleeding ($38,011 AUD/$70,000 AUD) - @haneenatya34, verified by @/el-shab-hussein
Mohammed Okal's evacuation and education (kr3,228 NOK/kr90,000 NOK) - @mohammedokal-2, verified by @/90-ghost
Mohammed Adly Haboub and his family of four (he turns 20 today) (kr14,191 SEK/kr300,000 SEK) - @mohammedhaboub, verified by @/90-ghost
Siraj Abudayeh, his wife, and their three young children who've lost their treasured home ($1,398 CAD/$82,000 CAD) - @siraj2024, verified by @/nabulsi
Hadeel Adnan Abu Nasser and her family of 12 (they lost her father in a bombing and her brother to malnutrition; Hadeel is responsible for all her family) (âŹ1,126/âŹ20,000) - @hadeelgaza, verified by @/90-ghost
not yet vetted:
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i know you likely see posts like this every day, but please don't tune them out. every one of these families and individuals deserves to live safely and pursue their dreams. any contribution you make keeps someone's bright future alive
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Bad idea: Age gap discourse but in a fantasy land where there's multiple races who have vastly different lifespans and life styles.
Is it wrong for a 27 year old human to date a 140 year old stone elf, considering most stone elves don't get out of diapers till their 30s?
Is it wrong for a 80 year old dwarf to date a two year old fire wisp, when fire wisps only live up to 5 years (between the eruptions) and have memories of their past lives, so in a way they're "born" at age 400,000+? That octogenarian dwarf is way younger than the fire wisp that's only physically younger than some of the socks the dwarf has!
Is it wrong for a chronomancer who was never born to date, well, anyone? They are zero years old and infinity years old and negative one hundred and seventeen years old all at once. They look like an old human, sure, with the long white beard and the wrinkly skin, but as far as anyone can tell, they've always looked like that. We've seen the cave paintings.
Is it wrong for a 30 year old lizardman (that's old in lizardman years) to date a human who is 60 years old in biological years (because of aging spells), 26 years old in lived-experience years, but only 13 years old in calendar years? (ie, they were born 13 years ago, but spent some of that time in sideways timelines, so they've lived more years than have passed in their home timeline?)
Is it wrong for a 12,000 year old dragon date a pile of 400 kobolds when kobolds only live like 10 years on average, but reach full maturity in one year? And if you disagree, can you do anything about it? You do know what happened to the last policeman who tried to arrest a dragon, right? Their city is still smoldering, 50 years later.
Is it wrong for anyone to date the time worm? It's the same age, every year. So the age gap can only intensify. If you start dating the time worm when you're both the same age, when do you break it off because you've become too much older than them?
And most confusing of all... What about the fairies? They could be anything between a thousand and a day old, they would lie about their age either way, and they can look like whatever they want. There's fairies we know for a fact have been around since the founding of The City of Towers, who met the silent mother herself, and also look like they're at most ten years old. Is it wrong to date them, or just really uncomfortable for everyone who sees it? And on the other side there's fairies who are "born" (hatched? They come from plants, I'm not sure what the verb even would be. Seeded? Sprouted, maybe) this week who are already appearing like middle-aged men and dancing with widows in what looks like a scheme to run off with her fortune but they never take the money, because what would a fairy want with worthless metal discs? Maybe fairies have a hive mind or genetic memory or reincarnation with full memories, they'd never tell you or give you a straight (or consistent) answer anyway.
Stonefolk are really the only inter-race dating situation anyone can agree on. They're unthinking & unmoving solid rock during the day, so those hours don't count. Thus their "real age" is a nice even half of their true age. So if you meet a stonefolk who was dug out 30 years ago, watch out: that's a 15 year old, and if you're a 25 year human, that's too young for you, even though their dig-date is five years before your birth-date.
EDIT: 2024/01/12: Changed the name of the Stonefolk
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Bruce looks like the kind of parents who will hear the children say that they like some food and automatically accept it as the children's favorite meal
And the children will just eat it forever now to make Bruce happy
What food/snacks/fruit they accidentally say "oh this taste good actually" and now are they cursed by it?
Waitress: And what would you like as your side?
8-year-old Dick: French fries!
[19 years later]
Bruce: And here's your dinner, side of fries as always.
Dick, who's been eating fries every day since: Yippee.
âââââââ
12-year-old Jason: *looks at a candy bar*
Bruce: You want it?
Jason: I dunno, it's like three dollars.
Bruce: Hey, don't worry about it, chum.
[11 years later]
Jason: *finds the same candy bar in his belt*
Jason: Well, it's the thought that counts.
âââââââ
14-year-old Tim: Since Alfred's not home I ordered pizza for dinner.
Bruce, working: *grunts*
[3 years later]
*doorbell rings*
Tim: Weird, I wasn't expecting anyone.
Tim: *opens the door*
Bruce, in a Bat-pizza uniform: Delivery for Tim Drake.
âââââââ
15-year-old Steph: *makes waffles*
[3 years later]
Steph: Bruce, why'd you buy so much flour?
Bruce: So you can make waffles.
âââââââ
Bruce: You hungry?
Duke: I dunno, I guess I could go for a smoothie or something.
[later]
Duke: What's with the second fridge?
Bruce: To keep your smoothies.
âââââââ
Damian: From now on, I am a vegetarian.
Bruce: Okay, but what about protein?
Damian: There are plenty of options, like tofu.
[later]
Damian, faced with a tofu truck: Perhaps I should have listened to Brown's advice.
âââââââ
Bruce: *driving*
Cass: *points to a pumpkin patch*
Bruce: We'll see.
[later]
Cass: *goes to her room*
Cass: Dad?
Bruce: Yes, princess?
Cass: Pumpkin patch. In my room.
Bruce: I called in a favor from Ivy.
#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#headcanon#tw food mention
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I was like 11-12 years old when I figured out at a boring-ass church activity that you could put rocks into little plastic spoons and then pelt people who annoyed me with them. I did this for the rest of the activity, and at Sunday dinner the next night was bragging about my victory (cornering the mean kid who picked on my youngest brother and pelting him with rocks). One of my cousins was like âno way, that sounds SO fun! Letâs do that RIGHT NOW!â So we grabbed spoons and went and got pebbles from the back yard and launched them at each other.
The problem was my grandma sold her soul for the worldâs most resilient plastic spoons so we could launch those fuckers HARD. I gave out welts like candy on Halloween, and I got them back in kind.
So we resorted to taking cover and giggling until we got whacked, then yelping, then returning fire.
My cousin hid in my grandpaâs little fishing boat. It was a good boat, but simple and honestly underused. We didnât know the little windows on it, meant to keep the wind out of my grandpaâs face while he drove, were cracking. However, they were definitely cracking. Eventually it became obvious and we realized we had been being dumb.
This was NOT the first time in my life Iâd been dumb roughhousing and broken something, and I had developed a reputation in my family as being âsuicidally honestâ so I was the one to deliver the bad news. My grandpa let out a pretty good chuckle and said it was OK, tousled my hair, and asked my grandma to bring me cake. I am not kidding. I learned later he hated his boat and only bought it for his kidsâ sakes, since he thought everyone needed to know how to fish. At the time though I was just bewildered and pleased at my good fortune. FINALLY, at long last, being honest and telling the truth about breaking something expensive was getting me cake. I knew if I kept trying it would eventually serve me, and now so had CAKE. I was pleased as could be.
My dad, on the other hand, was livid. He LOVED that boat. He spent several weeks each summer recovering from breaking ribs in that boat every year for about 7 years prior to this incident. He had great memories and memories that boat. So he told my Grandma NO cake for me AND that Iâd be coming by this weekend to fix stuff around the house and pay for the broken window with my babysitting/lawn mowing money.
Obviously I was devastated, but that felt more in-line with the way things normally went when I broke something expensive so I just figured it was OK. My grandpa gave my grandma a look and sadly said âOk, have her here on Saturday to help me with some yard work.â
That Saturday my dad woke me up at 6:00 sharp and drove me, sleepy and bewildered, to my grandpaâs house. He was mumbling under his breath the whole time but he thought he was teaching me consequences for my actions so he was ultimately OK with it.
We get to my grandpaâs house at 6:15. My grandpa is outside with a ladder hanging Christmas lights. The lawn is freshly mowed, the trees and garden are weeded and well-tended to, the carnations in the front yard look immaculate, and my grandpa has this giddy mischievous look on his face. He tells me he was so excited that I was coming over that he couldnât sleep, so he did all the yard work himself. He asked me to help him put up Christmas lights and decorate the Christmas tree, which I did, then said that because I was such a good helper I could have some pancakes for breakfast. I was sent home with the slice of cake I had been denied the week before, wrapped to keep it as fresh as possible.
The whole way home my dad looked a little miffed, but told me that he was glad I had been honest and was proud of me for helping grandpa. I know he wanted me to Learn a Lessonâ˘ď¸the cowboy way, like he had as a kid, but didnât have much room to complain since Iâd still been Put To Work.
I think that was a lesson for both of us, although Iâm not totally sure what it was supposed to show me. I think it was my grandpaâs way of showing my dad that discipline without tenderness doesnât count as much. He died last year and I miss him terribly, as does my dad. I hope that my story of victory, drama, punishment, and ultimately a secret second victory is meaningful to someone else out there, but if not it still means a lot to me â¤ď¸
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can i get nsfw headcanons about any naruto characters? your choice !!
characters: gaara, kiba, kakashi, shikamaru
cw: cum, anal, vibrators, dick sizes, fem reader with fem parts
a/n: hope u enjoy! also iâm writing for them during the time naruto and hinata got married (?) i know they were like 19-23 or 24
GAARA !
when you two are alone: he likes when you lay on him n he rubs your back inching his way down to you ass, rubbing it and kneading it in his hands.
twerk on this man, give him a lap dance i swear to god he wonât be disappointed by anything you shake. his eyes will be wide and heâll have the biggest smile on his face, if yâall are drunk and doing this then youâll definitely be fucking wherever you are at. Most likely will come in his pants..
his balls are tight and full, not big but average size for his age. Loves when you just lay next to him and invade his space then slipping a hand in his pants to massage his balls; especially when heâs cramping there to.
heâs not much of a sex guy but definitely prefers dry humping over the real dick in the ass thing, if yknow what i mean. you 2 just get the grind on..slow and sensual. & by dry humpingâ heâs not humping you like a wild animal, just dragging his boner across your leg/thigh. You do the same..just without ur panties (^_^)
Donât get me wrong..heâll have sex and release his load in you or on you a few timesâ he just has a..in between sex drive (?) basically: sex isnât always on his mind unless you propose to it and if heâs having a rough day (which is almost everyday & barely resorts to sex to get relaxed) anywayss. With that being said i really feel like he likes to take sex slow so your foreplay will last about 15-20 mins and another 20 while heâs kissing every crack and creavice of your body.
â¤´ď¸ i also feel like heâs big into role play. Like yes, iâll be the princess and youâll be the evil big bad wizard that needs my love and touch. Or yes you can be the UPS guy and i can be the mom of 2 college and highschool kids during the summer waiting for my dildo to arrive because me and my husband divorced a few months ago
he donât lick pussy he SUCKS pussy. he donât give you fast kitten licks he will head straight for the clit and suck on it like a pacifier and rub it when heâs done.
his cum has an easy flow and isnât too thick but he spurts out a lot. Also average size with an average girth, 6.4 inches at bestđđž
KIBA !
biggg ash, GIRTH && LENGTH WISE. iâd say 6.6 at least. n he lovesss it when you whine and tell him it donât or wonât fit & try to push him back a bit by his abdomen or run. just for him to grab you by the hips/waist and start pounding into you
unlike gaara he will dive in and lick your pussy clean. sorry not sorry, he has no pussy eating technique and does what he saw a man do on a porno he seen when he 12 years old. yeahhhp
why fuck one hole when you can fuck 3? we all say in usion. Heâs an anal god & prefers the butthole than the vagina or mouth.
speaking of mouth..he likes a little teeth on his cock, not a lot thođ cause it âticklesâ he says.
Guys..he does not have breeder balls..iâm sorry :(. They arenât small they just arenât as big but they donât sag either..theyâre TIGHT. tight like if he was to go soft rn his ball sacks would be a futon for his penis
also has bad ball cramps and whines so much when you canât or wonât help him with it. But âits fineâ he says, just donât beg for any dick post- shark week đ. && to top it all off he is a MASTER MASTURBATER. when he got with you he stopped watching porn and used his imagination with you being the the source of material.
sleeps bare butt ass naked with his balls all out jus free ballin like weâre in the paleoithic ageđ
ass eater ass eaterr. he donât care if you ainât shower this morning he wants to go in and down. Heâs a free and wild man when it comes to sex, LITERALLY.
whines the most and hates to admit it but he just canât help how tight you are. Like you wrap around him just right and it makes him come on the spot sometimes
they donât mind a bush or fuzzy peach. But kiba is the one to cry when you shave or get a wax down there đ the others donât mind if itâs hairy, a little hair never hurt them and plus âwe grownâ kakashi, kiba and SHIKAMARU say in harmony đ
+ all of the character listed above
KAKASHI !
always and i mean alwaysss has to have a hand on your ass and tits. itâs not even in a horny or sexual wayâ he just wants to squeeze and feel the squish of your body. Unknowingly massages them to and you donât even point it out, then heâs moving his hand looking down at your nipple like âwhy is it hard?â man you just gave top tier massage that could clear migraines and cramps.
his dick is big and he knows ittt. Sitting on his lap is enough for his dick to go in âup modeâ he will nottt back down or let YOU back down when you tease him and try to leave him by hiself with a hardon, no maâam..youâre gonna finish what you started.
never fully gets naked when you two are having sex. his shirt is off, pants down and his dick coming out the deisgined hole of his boxers. Your bra over your tits and panties pulled to the side.
he lives in the country and rural era of konoha so yes you suck his dick and he eats you out on his back patio, what about it?
doesnât want you having any dildos, he doesnt know why it makes him so upset you need a FAKE cock to make you cum when you have him. The only sex toys heâll allow is a vibrator and butt plug. Speaking of vibrators, he so fascinated by the way your plump pussy lips move when you use itđŤ
preps you all the time, you two couldâve been fucking since the day you got together, heâs still gonna prep you either way cause mans is BIG. heâs more of a shower than grower tho đ
6.7in when soft and 7inch hard. His girth isnât wide..itâs more on the skinny side but he reaches places better with the size and length. Once you cried so hard and almost reached your breaking point when his thrust kept getting deeper and slower cause he was hitting the entrance to your cervix and lord was it painful yet pleasing at once.
his balls are average but they sag, not low but they got some weight to em on the inside đ
SHIKAMARU !
wants to makes movies with you and has made movies with you. But itâs premium tho so only you and him only see it.
always and i mean alwayssss has a hand in your panties or on your thigh. You two would be chillin in the living room, the floor or in the bed (most of the times the bed) and heâll just sneak his through and just rub your clit. he doesnât finger you just rubs you slowly, occupied with his phone and your pussy while heâs just strolling through social media and getting you off all at once.
fav position is most likely doggystyle. Why? because if you both are getting your freak on and wanting to watch something..you can do both.
lazy sex..need i say more? heâs got you laying on top of him with his dick barely all the way inside you and giving half ass thrusts while you both are half away and naked at the crack of morning
hates pulling out, says it ruins the good feeling when youâre about to cum. Naw sweetie he just wants to be a dad of a cheerleading team. He might wanna be one and done or 2 kids but the way he cums inside of you..đ it says otherwise. he doesnât even pull out till you guys wake up, and if he did so you can go pee and get it out your systemâ heâs gonna ease way back in and go to bed like that đ
another sagger and shower but not a grower. Heâs average, length and girth. 6.6 hard and 6.6 soft. Itâs just limpy yknow?.
also sleeps naked well semi-naked. but you? oh he makes you strip down to your socks and earrings. he wants you skinned down to the toess. He only sleeps in a bare of boxers and time out time he uses rhat as his advantage. wonât even take them off to pull his dick out. he either slips it through the hole of his pants or over the hem of the boxers. Somtimes doesnât even take it out himself and gets you to do it by grinding it agaisnt you or pulling you closer to it.
cums a lot and cums whenever and wherever tbh. on your face in your mouth, wipes it off for you tho. One thing he lovessss to do is slap his tip on your lips or cheeks he just loves slapping his cock all over your face anyways
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Thawing Out
summary: You and Sirius are in dire need of a new coach just weeks before the Olympics. Remus is a former figure skating prodigy forced to retire after a career-ending injury. Though it's not smooth skating right away, those stiff Olympic village beds are dying to be broken in.
collab with @ellecdc
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8 | part 9 | part 10 | part 11 | part 12 | part 13 | part 14 | part 15 | part 16
cw: modern au, chronic pain
poly!wolfstar x fem!reader ⥠1.3k words
Remus still wakes before dark every morning. Itâs automatic, an urgency and excitement that thrums through him like an old instinct, born from years of his alarm clock rousing him at this time. The rink is always at its best right now, when theyâve just finished resurfacing the ice and no one else is around. It was Remusâ favorite time to practice.Â
Now, he has a new reason to get up. His hip clicks as he does it, so he starts his day with a couple of proactive painkillers. If he really wanted to be proactive he would stretch like heâs supposed to, but thereâs no time and Remus doesnât feel like it. Heâll pay his toll for the negligence later.Â
The webpage of his Airbnb boasted a five-minute walk to the rink, but with his hip it takes Remus seven. Itâs like an odd sort of muscle memory, an old routine from another life that feels as bitter as it does comfortable. He heads out early to give himself some cushion. The streets are empty but for bakers and baristas, the first hints of dawn tinging the sky a deep blue. When he turns a corner and the rink comes into view, the absence of his bag hanging from his shoulder is a phantom ache.Â
The front doors are locked but the side one staff uses isnât, the Zamboni driver already inside. Remus lets himself in, makes a cup of tea from the hot water dispenser they leave out when concessions are closed, plants himself on a bench, and waits.Â
And waits.Â
And waits.Â
Remus has nearly nodded off when two pairs of shoes come bounding up to him. Well, one pair bounds. The other drags.Â
âHi, sorry weâre late.â Youâre breathless and hauling a sullen-looking boy along behind you by the hand, but you manage a smile when Remus looks up at you. âI had to run over and get him out of bed. Itâs good to meet you!â
You hold out your untethered hand. Remus might normally stand to take it, but he no longer feels like doing you the courtesy. Your grip is firm and warm.Â
âYou were supposed to be here at six,â he says.Â
You wince. âI know. Sorry, Sirius is really not a morning person.âÂ
Remus thinks that he might put more stock into your apologies if you looked a tad more contrite. As it is, your countenance is almost cheery, a fizzy eagerness about you as you look between him and the ice like you canât wait to get out on it.Â
In stark contrast, the ill-tempered boy behind you seems not to have a clue where he is. He looks rumpled and disoriented, squinting in the rinkâs fluorescent light.Â
âThen why didnât you pick another time?â Remus asks.Â
He hadnât realized he was still looking at Sirius, or that the other boy could talk, so itâs a surprise when he answers. âWasnât my bloody idea.âÂ
By the way you grin, Remus wonders if youâve even heard the obvious bitterness in your partnerâs tone, or whether itâs gone straight over your head.Â
âI like the rink better early,â you explain. âNo one else ever comes before the hockey practice starts at nine, and theyâll have just finished resurfacing the ice.âÂ
Begrudgingly, Remus nods. âI always preferred it about now, too.âÂ
He realizes immediately that his agreement was a mistake, because your smile grows into something far too brilliant for the early hour. Christ, what has he gotten himself into? Thereâs you, starry-eyed and effervescing all over the place, and your partner, who looks more inclined to fall asleep on your shoulder than put on his skates.Â
And this is the pair skating duo Remus is supposed to take to the Olympics.Â
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âWatch that back foot!â Remus shouts across the ice.
Sirius doesnât look happy about it, but he corrects the placement of his skate, transitioning smoothly into the next synced turn.Â
âGood,â Remus murmurs to himself.Â
Once Sirius got out on the ice and woke up a bit, he was good. He skates with the technical proficiency of someone whoâs been in the sport since before they started primary school, and the intuitive artistry of someone who loves it. Youâre much the same, though your virtuosity and obvious competence are consistently undercut by hesitation, the grace of your movements interrupted when you second-guess yourself. But theseâtechnical prowess paired with devotionâare the basics of what makes a good figure skater. Youâll have to be flawless if you want to do well at the Olympics.Â
And Remus has found many flaws.Â
âNo, noâshit!â Remus stands as you fall out of your jump again, catching yourself on your forearms. âYouâre still under-rotating! Come on!âÂ
Sirius snarls a quick âHey!â over his shoulder before turning his back on Remus, going to help you up. He speaks to you quietly, checking you over as you stand. Remus seethes.Â
He has no clue why heâs been called out here to coach a pair. Remus doesnât know pairs, has never been a part of one. He was a solo skater. And frankly, it makes him wary that whatâs supposed to be the best skating pair in Britain has asked him, a former solo skater whoâs been isolated from the figure skating community in general for the past two years, to coach them. But Remus does know figure skating. And he knows when skaters are making stupid mistakes behind their skill level.Â
âWhat arenât you understanding?â asks Remus as you skate back to the edge of the rink. He really wants to know. âItâs simple. You can do this.â He knows he could have. As easy as breathing, and he would kill to have the chance again.Â
âWhat the fuck is your problem?âÂ
Siriusâ glare is sharp as knives. He steps off the ice before you can, positioning himself between you and Remus. Your lips purse with a knowing sort of apprehension.Â
âSiriusâŚâÂ
âNo, you donât talk to her like that,â Sirius spits. âIt was a tiny mistake.âÂ
Remus raises his eyebrows, incredulous. âIâm trying to help her! It was a giant mistake, with a simple fix. You ought to be telling her the same, unless youâre okay with your partner snapping her ankle weeks out from competition.âÂ
âNone of that means you get to fucking yell at her! Who do you think you are?âÂ
âOkayââÂ
âIâm her coach,â says Remus, voice rising, âandââ
âThen coach her! Maybe if youâd give some actual fucking feedback instead of just nitpickingââÂ
âOkay!â Your shout cuts through the space, echoing in the empty rink and silencing the other two. âThatâs enough.âÂ
You haul Sirius back by his shoulder. Your grip doesnât look severe enough to move him, but he goes, stepping back to your side. His eyes never leave Remusâ.Â
Your own gaze jumps between both boys, that same spark heâd seen in you earlier burning with a different light.Â
âLetâs call it for today,â you say firmly. âOkay? Weâll try again tomorrow.âÂ
Neither boy speaks, though Remus nods. It seems to be taking all of Siriusâ willpower to bite his tongue. He gets the impression it isnât something he succeeds at often, so Remus isnât ashamed to say that it brings him a perverse sort of joy to see it now. His tiny bit of smugness fizzles out, though, when your eyes land on him. Thereâs something desolate in your expression thatâs a salient deviation from how youâd looked at him before. Remus has the sinking feeling that heâs disappointed you. Itâs more distressing than he can account for.Â
âWeâll be here on time tomorrow,â you say in that same steady tone. âAnd my jump, Iâll work on it.âÂ
Remus nods again. You return it, and when you turn to leave, you drag Sirius after you by his shirtsleeve, picking up your bags along your way. Remusâ mouth feels dry. His lips are chapped, his fingertips hurt from the cold, and the sight of your skates sinking into the rubbery floor makes his hip ache terribly.Â
Itâs only once youâre nearly out of earshot that he manages to mumble, âThank you.â
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everyone:Â âyou know we care about you and want to support you and be there for you, right?â
everyone: *fails to keep a single promise* *falls through on every commitment* *stops responding* *stops responding* *stops responding* *offers something specific and rescinds it when i try to take them up on it* *refuses to change* *refuses to change* *promises to change (doesnât)* *makes it about themselves* *stops responding* *stops responding* *refuses to consider how their fucked up choices affect me* *stops responding*Â
everyone:Â âwhy donât you ask for help?â
#jesus fucking christ i'm too sober for a night like this#i was right at 12 years old#and i was right again at 15#i never stood a chance#you all made sure of it#you would all prefer to watch me suffer and claw desperately for survival rather than lifting a finger to fucking do something about it#i gave you everything#and you so fucking happily took it#every single time#and told me that you'd do the same for me#but here we are#and it turns out; you fucking wouldn't#you wouldn't even consider it#call me a slur next time#it'd be easier; quicker; and hurt far fucking less#put the bullet in my head yourself#that's the one thing left i won't do for you#mine
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EVENT OVER! THANKS EVERYONE WHO JOINED IN U ALL DID AN AMAZING JOB <3 SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR IN MARCH FOR #mARTch OR NEXT OCTOBER (2024) FOR A NEW SET OF PROMPTS!!!!!
OC-TOBER 2023 PROMPTS!!
general tag: #oc-tober / my prompts: #bweirdOCtober
F.A.Q:
Do I have to draw EVERY DAY?
NO! I highly encourage skipping as many days as you need to avoid burnout! There are 10 main days in the event (marked with a â star) that you can focus on if you don't feel up to doing every day, or you can choose your own adventure and just do the prompts you personally like!
Do I have to DRAW?
NO! You can also write fanfiction snippets, repost older art that fits the theme, tweet headcanons/backstory, roleplay in-character as your oc ... genuinely anything that fits the theme is OK!!
Can I start early?
YES! I understand some people work at a slower pace and might need a head start! So long as you wait until October to post it, you can start working as early as you need!
I missed the start of the event .. do I have to catch up?
NO! Please don't stress about days you missed, you're allowed to just skip to the current prompt!
RULES:
1. MAKE FRIENDS! The community is the best part of this event .. please try to follow new people, ask questions about ocs you like, compliment people's styles, ask friends to create with you, etc!
2. TAKE IT EASY! Skip a day if you're tired, busy or just not interested in the prompt. You don't have to catch up on it later. This is supposed to be fun, not work!
3. BE KIND! Please think about the people around you - don't give people unwarranted harsh criticism, content warn for themes/imagery in your work that could trigger someone, don't create anything hateful, etc
MORE:
text version / tips and ideas on bweird.art or below â
star = main prompts | no star = optional
INTRO WEEK
1: FAVE OC â
-Which of your characters is your favourite right now?
2: NEW OC
-Who is your newest OC?
-Design a new OC right now
3: OLD OC â
-Do you remember the first OC you ever made?
-Is there an OC you haven't drawn in a long time?
4: RE-DESIGN
-An OC who has changed a lot over the years
-Take an old OC and update their design right now
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BACKSTORY WEEK
5: RELATIONSHIPS â
-Who is important to your OC?
-Do they have a partner?
-Do they have a best friend?
-Are they close to their family?
6: SYMBOL
-What imagery do you associate with your oc?
-Are there any colours, flowers, animals or concepts that symbolize them?
7: PERSONALITY â
-How does your OC behave?
-What are their positive traits?
-What are their negative traits?
-Are they extroverted or introverted?
8: PAST
-What was your OC like as a child?
-Where did they grow up?
-Are there any significant moments from their past that shaped who they are?
9: FUTURE â
-Does your OC have a goal they're working towards?
-What will your OC look like when they get older
-Do you have a planned ending for their story?
PALETTE WEEK
10: pumpkin patch palette
#251604 #1E3807 #5B5E1A #A2A657 #EBA00F #F3ECCC
11: hot cocoa palette
#520B13 #BB382E #E27E6D #88392C #AF5D40 #E1AFA4
12: midnight zone palette
#000007 #000049 #183885 #004D4F #0E8788 #FFF1C0
13: peachy palette
#DE6450 #DB9171 #FFC1AE #FEE1AD #FFF2E0 #D9D8D8
14: haunted house palette
#552506 #6E25AA #ED690B #F925A0 #8F8BA7 #A6C1AA
FUN + GAMES WEEK
15: MEME â
-Post memes that remind you of your OC
-Draw your OC as a meme
-Fill out a character meme (classic deviantart style)
16: FOOD
-What is your OC's favourite food?
-What is their least favourite?
-Can they cook?
17: EYES-CLOSED â
-Draw your OC with your eyes closed! No cheating!
-Write a scene without looking at the keyboard! Keep the typos in!
18: SWAP
-Swap the style or aesthetic of two of your OCs
-Species or gender swap AU
-Invert an OC's colour scheme
19: INSPIRATION â
-Is your OC inspired by any pre-existing characters?
-Are there any particular songs/lyrics that inspired something about one of your OCs
-Do you have a dedicated pinterest moodboard for your character?
20: INVENTORY
-What does your OC carry around with them on a daily basis?
-Are there any objects that have sentimental value for them?
-Loot drop for your DnD OC
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FRIENDS WEEK
21-25:
There's no specific daily prompts for this week, but here are some ideas you can try ...
-Art trades with friends who are doing the event with you
-Your OC interacting with a friend's OC
-Gift art for someone whose OCs you like
-Work together and collaborate on something with a friend
-Roleplay an OC scene together with someone
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HALLOWEEN WEEK
26: FEAR â
-What is your OC scared of?
-Draw one of your OCs trying to scare the others
27: MONSTER
-Do you have any monster OCs? (eg: vampires, werewolves, creatures, ghosts...)
-Draw a human OC as a monster
-Design a new monster
28: TRICK
-Play a trick on an OC
-Do you have an OC who would play tricks on people?
29: TREAT
-What is your OC's favourite halloween candy?
-Give an OC a special treat to make up for yesterday's trick
30: MAGIC
-Do any of your characters have magical powers?
-Give an OC a magical or cursed artifact
-Create a magic-using OC like a witch or wizard
27: COSTUME â
-What is your OC dressing as for halloween?
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