#but seriously… wtf

[geekyanglophile]

God dammit… I’m gonna have to start reading Good Omens fanfiction again

[bruces-midlife-crisis]

bruce thomas wayne take that shit off NOW

[troythecatfish]

Genuinely Dystopian

[captainsaltypear]

today's adventure is brought to you by the phrase: "existential dread"

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

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Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

[incorrectbatfam]

Apparently Bruce's midlife crisis is him desperately grasping at the last threads of his youth by dressing up as his kids

He quits the next week when his head gets stuck in the Red Hood helmet

[rocketbirdie]

hitboxes

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Okay okay okay.. but listen. What if Shen Yuan had a harsher System and was forced to convincingly play Shen Qingqiu, making Luo Binghe detest his existence, but when Luo Binghe returns from the abyss to enact his revenge and has Shen Qingqiu on trial at Huan Hua, unfortunately for everyone (and fortunately for us), they drug Shen Qingqiu with truth serum and accidentally spiral Shen Yuan into fanboy rampage of epic proportions about how great Luo Binghe is.

[godcomplexmuch]

it is honestly insane how half the criticisms about the Barbie movie are that it's too feminist, and the other half that it's not feminist enough. add to that the film having an entire monologue about women not being ever able to win, because the patriarchy is full of contradictions and I'm convinced we're living in a TV programme.

do you see these hot takes about marvel? the Lego movie? the batman films?

... yeah

wonder why

[zerana]

This is a clip of firsts and surprises! It’s feeding me so much today 😆

To start off, the only time Alastor isn’t smiling happened in the same scene where he talked about why he always smiles. Makes it even better I think! He just seems so different!

And Charlie’s hooves…

And to round it out, does this look familiar to anyone?????

[j4ckme]

[weirdglassthing]

LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met

October content month was ambitious..

This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋

I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡

[ghouldtime]

Mean König this, loser König that blah blah blah

How about instead König being the introvert he is with weirdly specific hobbies to match. I'm thoroughly convinced this guy has an army of miniatures (which he all HAND PAINTED, thank you very much).

How about König being frugal and reusing a lot of things or DIY'ing them himself. Things are always too expensive these days and why on earth would he buy a new one when he has one he picked up years ago that works just fine?? C'mon, he made a mask out of a t-shirt, can't convince me that's the only thing he's reused or repurposed.

He's not a gross, disgusting pervert who snorkels with the sludges of humanity in the bottom of the degenerate barrel. [Going to go on the record to say write what you want, that's your choice. But at the same time, it's my choice to say: Genuinely, what the fuck to a LOT of what I've seen in the König tag]

He's also not an UWU shy guy who cries because you took his mask off. Please, his voice lines are so cocky, he's not going to sob and cower because some jackass tried harassing him these days. He's a damn good solider, he's proud of it, he knows it and knows how to use it

Still going to call him baby girl, doesn't make him any less of one, he's just not a wimp with no backbone who crumples into a heap because someone mildly made fun of him. He breaks backs, I'm sure he's kept at least a spine of his own (at least as a souvenir)

Social anxiety doesn't always mean being ridiculously sensitive and the lack of research put into it when it comes to writing König realllllly shows. Proper representation matters and when it's reduced to being a stuttering, co-dependent mess who can barely function on their own and is just overly clinging, it's not cute - it's hurting the narrative around it and further perpetuating untrue and negative stereotypes.

Social anxiety means many different things to many different people and shows itself in so so many ways. No two people experience it or feel it the exact same way, but it's helping NO ONE when you're ignoring blatant characterization of it and how it presents for someone to change it so you can meld them into a stereotypical box

Rant over, I just love König so much (he was my initial draw to this whole fandom) and hate seeing what's done to him in some really, REALLY deplorable extremes

Going to probably write a König reader insert at some point out of spite alone at this rate

[icarusredwings]

I like to think about someone asking if theres any X men that are Canadian, thinking that they'd be nice, kind, quiet and caring only for them to glance at Logan who's on his 17th beer at 8:30 am and is agressivly doing push ups for fun while Wade, who's half naked laying on top of him telling him about a weird dream he had, and is literally spinning around a butterfly knife-also for fun.

This being said- Apparently Marvel universe Canada produces absolute BAD asses. And not only that but they ended up married too. What are the fucking odds?

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, shoving his phone in Steve’s face: Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, the people want to know…What’s it like being married to me?

Steve: It’s perfect!

Steve:

Steve: Except one time I went to a destination wedding with my wife-

Eddie: Just say Robin

Steve: -the destination being Oklahoma and while I was gone, Eddie built a life size puppet of himself.

Steve: And then he spent the next two months mining it for craft supplies so then we had a half-deformed nightmare version of him sitting in the corner of our bedroom

Steve: And then, he left me with that for a month while he went to play shows in Ohio.

Steve: So, it’s perfect and wonderful. Choosing to spent the rest of my life with him was one of the best decisions I ever made but also, that was nightmare fuel.

[fanfic-que-deu-errado]

I may have been very late to the party, but I saw that on Twitter today and i've been questioning myself ever since.