#but not the hot kind

[deadassjsawhitegirl]

i cant even attempt right

what kind of pussy goes downstairs and takes the bottle of ibuprofen to the downstairs bathroom, flushes the toilet and dumps about five p1lls into her palm and stuffs them in her pocket. (she was already paranoid because she had the rouge idea to go downstairs in a tank top, her left wrist fully visible with faded cvts and fresh ones from the night before) she places the bottle back to where it was on the counter and goes back upstairs pleading her cats to follow, one held in her left arm, covering her upper wrist. just in case.

the cats followed and she turned off the lights in her room, sitting in her bed fishing the pills out of her pocket, she told herself however many she picks out, thats how many she'll take. after picking four out of five (her mom makes her take three regularly.) she spent 15 minutes looking up the healthy dosage for medications and what the unhealthy dosage was. she was taking about three hundred mg under. still she swallowed the four, feeling dizzy immeadiatley, but she wouldnt blame that on just the p1lls. she felt dumb. she wasnt attempting. she was taking under the doctors reccomended use of ibuprofen, she was stupid and bad at attempting.

my moms therapist would always tell her that she spoke about her life like it was a story. here sits her daughter, writing about herself in the third person, seeing flashes of light and her surroundings fuzzy like always. god im turning into her more everyday.

[gongyussy]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[firewolf111]

Nothing like getting woken up at 6 in the morning to my father screaming at my brother over an ice machine. A fucking ice machine. Because he ran it since no one told him not to. We got a new fridge and set it up, but no one mentioned not to run it. A fucking ice machine.

;-; I was petty and went down and bitched that he woke me up. He gave me attitude back, but I didn't care. He could have hit me for all the shit I gave. I was not in the mood. Fuck him.

Good luck to anyone in similar situations. Stay strong. <3

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. May will bring blessings.

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[sunderwight]

Headcanon that Shen Yuan was hotter than Shen Qingqiu, actually.

Like yeah SQQ being a cultivator gave him a boost to enough attributes + being in a stallion novel where everyone is either unrealistic hot or dog's butt ugly got the Shen Qingqiu body extra points, and he wasn't bad looking to begin with. Plus not being ill is vastly more important to the new Shen Qingqiu than those extra hotness points (Without a Cure notwithstanding). But part of the reason why he's kind of like, meh, at least I'm not hideous or anything, is because Shen Yuan's original body was a knock out.

I also like him as chronically ill, and, as many people know, beauty standards and sustained suffering are not as incompatible as they should be. Shen Yuan was conventionally attractive in part because conventional beauty standards seem to want everyone slowly dying all the time. But even setting that aside, the man had flawless bone structure, an appealing figure, captivating eyes, and the kind of voice that stopped people in their tracks.

All of which was a contributing factor to his antisocial lifestyle, actually. Despite the fact that Shen Yuan does enjoy company and requires a certain baseline of social enrichment for his enclosure, his internalized homophobia and closeting did not play well with overtures from interested parties (regardless of gender). The only way to minimize the odds of him being asked out on dates was to essentially become a shut-in, especially since even Shen Yuan can only make so many excuses before he himself starts to notice that he's going to a lot of effort to avoid specifically that avenue of socialization. Far better to just remove himself from any risk of it, and then vocally lament that oh no he's just too much of a nerd to get anywhere with women!

Anyway this largely doesn't matter much outside of sheer comedy potential for any situation where SY gets his old body/life back. Like imagine a reveal scenario where the System is going to transport them back to their old lives.

Shang Qinghua: well bro I guess this is gonna be the ultimate test of love, right?

Shen Yuan: what do you mean?

Shang Qinghua: our husbands are gonna see what we looked like back before we were glorious cultivators! they're going to have to track us down in our mundane, kinda shitty pre-transmigration lives! it's gonna be at least a little embarrassing, right?

Shen Yuan: *gets his old body back*

Shang Qinghua, normal human with average looks: ...

Shen Yuan, exemplary 11/10: ?

Shang Qinghua: what. the fuck?? bro what the fuck why are you hot???

Shen Yuan: don't make it weird

Shang Qinghua: make it weird??? why were you sitting at home reading my shitty novel when you could have been out there building your own harem???

Shen Yuan: stop exaggerating

Shang Qinghua: oh my god you've always been like this. this is it, isn't it? it wasn't even brain damage from the transmigration or something--

Shen Yuan: hey

Shang Qinghua: --you've just always been completely unaware, haven't you? every time I wrote a beautiful woman who didn't know her own appeal you'd be jumping down my throat--

Shen Yuan: because that's a stupid trope--!

Shang Qinghua: --JUMPING DOWN MY THROAT EXACTLY LIKE THAT but this whole time THIS WHOLE TIME it wasn't even a glow-up issue, you've just been that, personified, yourself--

Shen Yuan: look I know I'm not ugly but I'm not I'm hardly that good-looking

Shang Qinghua: YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE THAT TROPE AGAIN! oh my god. how many broken hearts did you leave behind when you died?!

Shen Yuan: none, I wasn't even seeing anyone--

Shang Qinghua: yeah full offense but I am nottt taking your word for that. I bet you had a harem you didn't know about in this lifetime too. I bet you had a fan club, like an anime prince

Shen Yuan: *mumbling*

Shang Qinghua: what was that?

Shen Yuan: I said... only in high school...

Shang Qinghua: oh my god

Shen Yuan: it wasn't a big deal!

Shang Qinghua: *frantically trying to see if he can find any trace of it on the internet now*

[yes-that-would-be-dark]

got my hair dyed in japan and the hairdressers spoke very little english but were super interested in trying to communicate so they managed to ask me if I watched anime and when I told them my favorite was death note one of them gasped and went “death note! misamisa?!” and I went “ah! yes!!! I love misa!” and she smiled and clapped. misa amane transcends language

[ionomycin]

Mother of Pearl

[wigglybunfish]

Welcome to Preservation! we have nice people and even nicer murderbots.

[miscellaneousrenaissant]

Ep 3 AU in which Evan succeeded on his death save but lost his arm, so K made him a prosthesis while the group was still on Galamanis

[chrissy-kaos]

Hot cocoa and chill anyone? ☕️🎄

[puppppppppy]

learned something about myself lately

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[angry-kid-with-no-money]

"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk

[noys-boise]

seeing people thirst over a white man I'm not personally attracted to is wild like they'll say things like "he had no right to be this hot on this picture 🥵" and he's just.

i mean good for you but personally i think if being so hot is a crime he's a law abiding citizen

[noisyghost]

sketches of ark's werewolf form except based on the designs of some other funny dogs i like