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can I say something maybe controversial?
i really dont like when vi calls reader cupcake in v ifics 💀
#personal#I’m not trying to attack writers#who do refer to reader as ‘cupcake’ in their fics#this is just my brain being very nit picky#because ‘cupcake’ is obviously heavily associated with Caitlyn#and it would be different if Caitlyn isn’t in the fic at all#but nine times out of ten#Caitlyn is also in the fic as Vi’s ex#so my brain is like- now why is this girl calling all her girlfriends the same pet names#like there are so many nicknames/pet names out there#that can be used#baby bunny angel#princess angel honey#sweetheart sugar love#kitten sunshine bug#the list goes on and on#and ‘cupcake’ is very specific to Caitlyn in leave and arcane#there are other options out there!!!#LMAO anyways rant over#ima still read and love those fics tho lmao#vi fanfic#arcane fanfic
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the fine people of bsd tumblr have asked for fem skk and i shall give it to them
#bsd one of the realest animes out there for having unisex outifits i didn't have to change anything (yes this probably defeats the point)#i normally hate feminized male characters bc nine times out of ten they become hypersexualized and/or lose their og outfit#bc ladies can't wear pants?? god forbid. no. give them a miniskirt or ridiculously skintight see through leggings/stockings#i was extremely normal drawing this tbh. i totally wasn't falling in love w my own sketch. god i love women <33#also if any one of you points out that chuuya looks the same but w longer lashes i will cry😭#i couldn't give him long hair he looked too different pls hear me out ik i robbed you guys but pls forgive me#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#fem soukoku#fem skk#(<- is that a tag???)#bsd#lotus draws
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mildly entertaining pjo fandom curse (mostly in that you can make games out of it):
everybody draws Piper showing skin. half the time Shel as well. literally almost EVERYBODY. go look at Piper fanart. is she wearing a crop top? i bet she is. or if she's wearing a dress hers is gonna be one of the most revealing. bonus points if they gave her a belly button piercing. and it's almost always only Piper and/or Shel. i thought we had a whole discussion about sexualizing young indigenous girls back in like 2021 but i guess nobody processed that part cause pjo fandom acts like if they dont have Piper show her stomach or have her shirt ride up they'll die.
the curse is that you will never unsee this. have fun with that.
#pjo#riordanverse#piper mclean#my friend inflicted this curse onto me and now i must inflict it unto you#like obviously just drawing Piper wearing a croptop by itself is not egregious on it's own but its EVERYBODY *ONLY* draws her in a croptop#as like her default outfit. constantly.#and *ONLY* her. this is not done for any other characters - including other Aphrodite kids. Only Piper (and maybe Shel)#anyways this is what i have to deal with every time i look at piper fanart#its like same 4 things: crop top. bad skin tones and/or stereotyped nose. feathers. and/or beaded earrings#thats it thats all Piper fanart in a nutshell#(the last one like nine times out of ten ends up just feeling like exoticization)#(cause if pjo fandom doesnt have a visual indicator of her being native american or cant ''make her look 'more native''' they die or smth)#btw if you ever say the phrase ''make her look 'more native''' about Piper or Shel or etc i'll eat your kneecaps#saying those words gives me legal permission to hunt you for sport. btw. it also means you owe me 20 dollars.#anyways fun drinking game or etc: take a shot every time piper has a crop top or her shirt up somehow in fanart#warning: my friend and i played this game with water and we both finished like two full bottles of water in like an hour#its REALLY BAD#we literally have a game of every time we share piper fanart in the gc one of us will call out ''her stomach is showing'' and we all scream
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thinking about the yan husband rotation's reaction to not letting them hold your face because of it disrupting your skincare ...
#i don't like my face being touched unless i know those hands are washed!!!!!#perhaps i am mentally ill but it makes me grimace#chrollo is probably the only one who would go through with that#gojo just smothers your face in kisses with exaggerated 'muahs' out of spite. gross#scara's legitimately offended that you're cleaning the spot he just touched off 😭#blade can't complain because nine times out of ten his touch leaves behind a smudge of blood#(the blood isn't always his either).#lock.txt
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<3 family picture <3
#doctor who#dw#ninth doctor#9th doctor#tenth doctor#10th doctor#eleventh doctor#11th doctor#twelfth doctor#12th doctor#this what i imagine all of them in the same room being like#nine would be like#guys im not your mum#then act like a mum#twelve would be the tired dad#with caffeine instead of blood#eleven is the hyperactive child#ten the emo teenager#this has been done a 1000 times before#in one way or another#but this is my contribution#if someone out there thinks it's funny enough to draw it a bit better#please do#<3#doctor who meme#doctor who memes
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I’ve been so busy with other stuff but I really want to get back to drawing WHF art so I went and cleaned up a wip. Not sure how I feel with some of the angles but I just needed to get this out of my system
Based off of this clip
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#mcart#we happy few#whf#uncle jack#jack worthing#whf uncle jack#nick lightbearer#norbert pickles#whf nick lightbearer#is this lightfog?#yeah it is ngl so#lightfog#listen any ship art I make usually nine times out of ten it’s nothing romantic it’s usually shitposts like this#but the subtext is there#and this is toxic yaoi anyway ain’t no way they’d have a proper romantic relationship#their dynamic compels me though#it would work more in his foggy jack form but also I think it would be funny if this is how jack acts to him in his uncle jack form#just slightly unhinged#anyway uhhh if you’re still reading the tags uhh mayhaps you’d like to send me a request for a whf art idea?#gonna be honest I only have so many ideas I want to do but I feel like I need to be motivated so#it would be so awesome. it would be so cool#read my pinned post though and take into consideration for that cause there’s just some things I won’t do so I may end up rejecting an idea#would like to draw something with uncle jack cause like lately ive been trying to draw him but been having the hardest time idk why#he just looks off in my artstyle rn so maybe if i get a request id be able to lock in#anyway uhhh thats it
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Having rdr2 thoughts you want to post about knowing it's something sad like hey fellers... so.. uhm.. arthur morgan huh.. yeah... aha.. hah.. .
#nine times out of ten I post my thoughts with tears in my eyes#😔#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#mick squeaks#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#oh arthur
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thinking abt this
#the siblings ever#oh look a month has passed time for me to get a new artstyle shkdjhfskjdh/silly#text is just from the nasa page for ten btw#found a small bit more on it on a separate article for nine but it felt too long and i couldn't figure out how to condense it#17776 football#20020 football#17776 nine#17776 ten#sliver.creations#oh look two posts today
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And so it begins.
#dinostar#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#jwcc#camp cretaceous#NINE YEARS AGO TODAY#darius bowman#brooklynn#look whatever direction things go these two will forever be iconic#but they could easily be one of THE ships of all time#but also they could bomb out#I don't know#JUST KEEP DRIVING DINO-NERD#it's not the first time she calls him that#but I think it's the first time he responds in kind#and that's where it begins#please let there be more than ten episodes left in Chaos Theory we need ALL THE TIME to resolve these two#also the animation here...lordy#I also want to point out how neatly manicured Brooklynn's nails are in that third gif#that's gonna be gone later#I still wish they'd had the budget to give her proper blisters#just reshape all of their fingers#but#whatevs
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y'know I think that it would be a million times more helpful if when you see a post with a tag you've blocked Tumblr would just show you *all* the tags on the post . so that way you could actually get a vibe of what the post is and whether or not you want to look at it anyways .
#just blahs#bcs nine times out of ten ill see a filtered tag post and click it anyways and be like well i wouldntve minded seeing this#like if something is tagged as harry potter i want to know if its someone shitting on jkr or actual hp fanart#or if something is tagged as flashing id like to know if its like a sketch animation (fine) or a clip from into the spider verse (not fine)#anyways
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Doodles of the guys doing questionable things I did when I was ten.
#I used to hang out with guys a lot when I was nine and ten and can confidently say south park is very accurate in regard to how they act#at least in the earlier seasons#that 'asshole' trick was taught to me by a classmate when I was ten and I still think about it every time I see an 'ok' sign#also looking for dirty words in the dictionary was a highlight of 'quiet reading time'#looking back it wasn't even that funny but smth about seeing the word 'penis' or 'fuck' in a class setting was so exhilarating#btw I checked and ass fucker is not in the merrian webster dictionary#south park#fanart#south park fanart#my art#moth art
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i’m gonna be real for a sec — astarion is mostly always gonna be the one who “fell harder” in a relationship
#𝒾𝒾. the pale elf ᅳ a study.#he’s just built like that#not that it’s a competition but he’s That Trope#one day he’s gonna just have an Oh Shit moment#and the probably spiral bc how did this happen#then*#i’m mobile at work dw about it#nine times out of ten he’s that guy#take that slowburn#get deeply loved on after jumping thru mental hurdles#edit: there’s layers to this that i don’t have time atm to delve into#but ik u all know 🌝
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giggling and kicking my feet and prancing into my armchair to watch this annoying guy do embarrassing things on my tv show with his hot friend . and also Tim is there
#when i was in college i tried watching psych and didnt really get it#but now i'm much older and able to appreciate immature media to a much greater degree and also sufficient time has passed#that it actually IS possible to get nostalgic for the years in which i was in high school#and also tim is literally in this one . its tim!! pre-hot but still. i mean. i guess you could consider him not BAD looking#but the moment he became a longhair guy with a salt and pepper beard he became so many thousands of times hotter#that the whole clean-cut look is positively uninspired . sitting here watching this show like . oh my god he doesnt know he's hot yet#one of those actors that. due to my strange and esoteric media education. ive basically watched the career of backwards#galavant came out before seasons nine and ten of spn. or at least concurrently . which means i am watching his earliest stuff last#ahhh tim. thee biblical#psych#this isnt even about those other guys anymore#i think also the first time i watched psych i was really mad at my dad and he and i were in a horrible phase of our relationship#and also he was just a dick in general at the time. so i got upset when the character and his dad started getting along#i was like fuck that . i hate you old guy#and i quit midway through s1#i think i'm on the first episode i didn't vaguely remember from back then it has a cat
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I could write an entire essay (and perhaps one day I will) on how 'Furiosa' is Gothic fiction, a Gothic romance in particular, but I just need to talk about one key aspect of the relationship between Furiosa and Jack for a minute. A lot of discussion surrounding them has been about the nature of their relationship. Most people seem to love the ambiguity, myself included, and I think looking at it through a Gothic romance lens can help us understand why it works so well.
Most Gothic romances feature a heroine who is trapped inside a literal and/or figurative domestic space by a domineering man, typically a father or husband. Poor Furiosa gets both. Dementus imprisons her in the role of daughter. Immortan Joe imprisons her in the role of wife. These are restrictive domestic roles which have been forced upon her and which she cannot freely walk away from. Gothic romance is at its best when it is exposing and critiquing the cruelty of a patriarchal society and the unfair limitations it places upon women.
Furiosa evades attention by disguising herself as a boy. When Jack realises she is actually a woman, and that she is determined to leave the Wasteland, he immediately offers to help her get to wherever she needs to go. No questions asked. And what does Jack expect in return? Absolutely nothing. The trope of a good man, with experience, skill, and social standing, selflessly assisting the heroine, is quite common in Gothic romance.
Jack's words to Furiosa are never paternalistic. They speak to one another as equals. Dementus wanted to shape Furiosa in his own image, but Jack only wants to pass on what he knows. He doesn't want her to stay his protégé or sidekick. He wants her to be able to take care of herself. Until she asks him to come with her, he has every intention of letting her go her own way, leaving him behind.
Jack never comments on Furiosa's appearance. They dress as equals. Immortan Joe put Furiosa in delicate fabrics and planned to use her body for his own selfish desires, but Jack only ever touches Furiosa for her own sake. He doesn't want to possess her. He wants to protect her. He cleans and stitches up her wounds. He will place a comforting hand on her shoulder, only for as long as it takes for her to relax beneath his touch.
It's important to remember that this is a thematic tale being told to us by a History Man, a framing device which is extremely befitting of the Gothic genre. Within this legend, Jack and Furiosa's disregard for clearly defined domestic roles draws a stark contrast to the priorities of Dementus and Immortan Joe. It serves to highlight that their dynamic is free from patriarchal dominance. Whether their relationship is sexual or platonic, romantic or familial, is irrelevent. What matters is that their relationship is based upon genuine concern, deep respect, and unwavering trust. This is the lesson of their story, and it is a lesson for all to the hear. Jack does not merely represent a good father or a good husband or a good mentor. He represents it all. His character is fluid and multi-dimensional. His relationship with Furiosa is ever-shifting and all-encompassing. This allows him to be a role model to all men. But I digress from talking about Gothic fiction!
True domestic happiness for the Gothic romance heroine is only possible once she finds a companion who treats her as a peer; a social equal who gives her the freedom to choose and define the role she wishes to have in his life. It also requires finding or creating a refuge in which the heroine is safe from male power and violence. Furiosa found a more than worthy partner in Jack. Unfortunately, they didn't succeed in reaching freedom together.
Perhaps, in a less Gothic setting than the Wasteland, putting a name to what they were wouldn't have mattered so much. As it was, "my Jack" and "my Fury" was enough.
#anyway listen#come in close so i can whisper#one of my absolute favourite gothic romance tropes is two people reuniting after years apart#especially if one or both assumed that the other was dead#so uh basically what i'm saying is the rules of the genre say that jack could be alive somehow#there's a version of this story where he comes back to her one day#nine times out of ten it is better when a dead character stays dead#i love a good tragedy#i love the pain#but i'm not the mood for it today#you can take your tragedy and shove it up your arse#furiosa & jack#furiosa#film#l
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Fine dining at the tf2 base when Scout and Pyro are cooking.
#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#side comment some website rated this a 2.24/5 which is SLANDER the only one better than this one was the chicken nuggest#Scout can cook well but he would totally make these if the mercs took turns making dinner for each other just to piss Spy off.#Pyro makes it bc its the only thing its allowed to use nine times out of ten
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i'm asking a few people, do you have any tmnt fanfic recs for short stories? like 5000 words or less? i love to read turtle fics but my attention span is pretty low. thank you so much if you do and even if you don't!
I absolutely have some, yeah!! Wasn’t sure what iteration you wanted so I went for a mix of ROTTMNT and TMNT2012, but if you want anything from the 2007 movie, 2003 show, or the Bayverse movies, just ask and I can grab those as well!
The Disappearance of Donatello’s Eyebrow By Monobrobe- ROTTMNT, just under 900 words! A short, silly story of the brothers being brothers! Donnie losing his mind is very funny-
You And The End Of The World By Catatonicatnap- ROTTMNT Movie, this one has a couple character studies, all under 2k! Written in second person and very well done!
And I Appreciate How You Raised Me By Moogsthewriter- TMNT 2012, Mikey wants to give Leo a card for Mother’s Day and gets a little help in doing it! Veryyyy sweet! 1.2k words!
December 13th: There Is A Place For You Here By Angelmichelangelo- TMNT 2012, Splinter learns to care for four baby turtles! So so SO sweet, I love them a lot!! Just over 2k words!
Swept Away By Chaos_Breeds- ROTTMNT, April and Donnie get into a bad spot when the sewer floods but it pays for your best friend to be an aquatic turtle! Excellent Hurt/Comfort and a great look into their friendship!! Just under 2k words!
An Act Of Yokai Kindness By BiographyDivider- ROTTMNT, Splinter takes the Turtle Tots to the Library! Splinter’s struggle in parenting four kids alone and the kindness of the librarian is so <3333!!! Love this fic! 2.8k words!
Recording (A Reminder Of What We Almost Lost) By Starlight_Artemis- ROTTMNT Movie, Donnie hears a recording of what went down in the Prison Dimension. Short and sweet Hurt/Comfort!! Leo gets a hug <3 900 words!
Family We Choose By Taizi- TMNT 2012, Casey and Mikey get into a tight spot but they got family so they’re gonna be okay. Loveeee the characterization in this one, plus some good ol’ Casey & Mikey friendship!! 2.5k words!
Sometimes I Can Still Hear His Voice By Catatonicatnap- ROTTMNT Movie, Casey, April, and Splinter call the turtles but haven’t realized Leo is okay yet. Honestly one of my favorite ROTTMNT fics in general, it’s canon in my heart <3 2.3k words!
Calling An Uber After The Apocalypse By MagicalSpaceDragon- ROTTMNT Movie, the boys need a ride back home so they call an Uber. Both silly and sweet <3 600 words!
So If Chocolate Is Bad For Dogs Does That Mean It’s Bad For The Mad Dogs (And Other Questions About What Turtles Can Eat) By Catatonicatnap- ROTTMNT, April brings some chocolate for the boys to enjoy only for all of them to stop and think about whether or not they can eat it. Absolutely FANTASTIC dynamics and a great fic! 2.8k words!
Let You Down By Windify- TMNT 2012, Leo tells his brothers what he saw while on the Fear Spores. Delightful Hurt/Comfort and heals my heart <3 2k words!
Anddd that’s what I got for now! There’s probably some others but these are the ones I remember enjoying the most! Hope you find some you like, happy reading!!
#SB Speaks#Ask#fic rec#I read so many fics so like nine times out of ten I am DOWN to give some fic recs#I need to do them more tbh#ANYWAY ty anon hopefully at least one of these is to your liking#tmnt 2012#tmnt#rottmnt#TMNT fic rec#that should be good!
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