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little playlist I put up for my beloved, the ninth doctor :,)

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the doctor if he was a cat:

nine

-bites and scratches

-sometimes nice but mostly a bitch

-cuddles only when he wants to

-black cat activities

-like tipping your shit off the table

-or doing the crab walk around your bed like bro's possessed

-beats up the other cats in the neighborhood

ten

-gets beaten up by other cats in the neighborhood

-midnight zoomies

-long boy

-high-pitched meow

-happy to see you :)

-always grooming his fur

-abandonment issues

eleven

-climbs the trees and gets stuck

-always looks guilty

-always covered in trash (climbs into bins and stuff)

-chatters when he sees birds out the window

-stupid as fuck

-picky eater

-probably up to something

twelve

-will steal your food without a second thought

-btw he totally knows where you keep the catnip

-doesn't cover his poop (expects litter to be clean at all times)

-zones out a lot

-brings you gifts (a dead mouse yay)

-not cuddly (grumpy af)

-will go on the counter because he knows he can't

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The doctor should get a cat. tardis cat. Can we make this happen in the next season please

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I think curling up in the wires beneath a tardis console and falling asleep would fix me

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Little flex but my second phone was the same and I still have it hehe

Rose Tyler’s Interstellar Nokia 3205

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I don't know whether I should laugh or cry

It was the most peculiar day

Ever

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y'all noticed how donna noble keeps getting kidnapped? or grabbed and locked up/tied up? there's literally a whole audio story called "donna noble, kidnapped"

kidnapper: why aren't you scared?

donna, mildly annoyed: cause it's like the third time this week

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Um why would I in the first place..? I just accidentally mixed up some lettres when writing Doctor Who (d and t and r before the c or smth) and realized it looked familiar lol

I just realized today that torchwood is an anagram of doctor who. wtf

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Nine cannot stop slaying in the background

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Oooh I didn't know that!!

I just realized today that torchwood is an anagram of doctor who. wtf

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I just realized today that torchwood is an anagram of doctor who. wtf

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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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DOCTOR WHO (2005) 1.05 World War Three

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me: I'm going to show this thing to the friend who might slightly disapprove of it because I don't let people's opinions affect me and it'll be FUNNY

Person: *disapproves*

Me: ough uoph eughah *dies*

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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FOR ME IT WAS THE CONTRARY

I was not diagnosed in hs so teachers were like "we can see potential when you participate where is the work?? Use your potential" and I got like 6/20 at my final exam. Then university comes around I get diagnosed, they give me ritalin, then poof. Literature teacher approaches me with a smile and says "are you ready?" Then gives me my essay back I'd gotten 19/20 :0

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING