19 He/Him - Mutt/Pup/Dog/Etc. "I'm just a dogboy fagthing, really." Metalocalypse/GTA V/Postal/Date Everything Freak
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Yes, I am attracted to you because of your light up shoes.
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how it feels to message bro when they're offline

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you can parade into my ask box and ask me personal questions and most times I will answer them no hesitation
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'Oh wow, I wonder who gave me all these notes?'
The faithful mutual:

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
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saying "rip x you wouldve loved y" while the character is clearly still alive is always so funny to me
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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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second scandal in my backlog of drawings
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This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!
There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.
I just worry about their safety.
markiplier stay safe! <3
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i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh
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