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Man, why can’t my synesthesia be fuckin useful like Hayakawa’s? She’s out here winning millions at the poker tables and all I get is sensory overload 😑
#yakuza#lost judgement#lost judgement spoilers#spoilers#for the school stories anyway#granted my sense of smell and color association isn’t nearly that strong#and I’m sure it’s absolute hell because sometimes mine feels like a curse#but like I need the money man#I have a weirdly acute nose and I associate colors with just about everything I smell hear taste touch what have you#but like I can’t tell folks’ emotions just by their smell#that… actually would be kinda convenient#then I wouldn’t have to struggle to gauge how someone’s feeling#or read too far into the vibe#yes I am neurodivergent why do you ask?
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HELP PALESTINIAN ARCHITECT EVACUATE HER FAMILY FROM GAZA
This is a verified fundraiser for a family of four to evacuate to Cairo. The fund's creator, Amal Abu Shammala, reached out to me personally to share this since she's failed to get her fund on Operation Olive Branch and Let's Talk Palestine's fundraising linktree.
As of right now, she has raised €2,397/ €42,000. You can see the breakdown of what the money will be used for in the fund description.
Please give generously!
#ive talked to amal myself and can vouch for her#she was so understanding about me having to verify her story first#its so bullshit how people have used the tragedy of a genocide to masquerade as palestinians in need#perhaps its selfish for me to personally advocate for only a few families in need when so many people require help#but i feel like the way i stay sane is to just. focus on one family at a time#im gonna try to do another fundraising event (?) soon idk how successful it'll be#i just dont have enough money man#palestine#free palestine#free gaza#donations#gaza#rafah#khan younis
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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LEON
LEON YOUR EYEBALLS
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#ride kamens episode 14 spoilers#can't believe i made a joke about it being his eye color AND THEN#i did see his updated sprite before i got to 13 but i didn't even notice it at first...#at least he also got a funky little face marking to go with it#shine on you super shitsuji!!!!#anyway I AM FINALLY CAUGHT UP#on main story anyway i haven't played the tower emblem event yet :')#but man i am loving this game#i was not expecting it to be a full-on mystery! with intrigue!#who is lying! who is telling the truth! who THINKS they're telling the truth but isn't!#punctuated by the most delightful nonsense like the unbreakable magic superhero covenants#where you gotta touch rings in the magical wedding chapel dimension that we teleport to sometimes to talk to our dead dad#(OR IS HE???????)#NO IT'S GREAT (and it does make sense in context i just love it)#still 50/50 on yellow beyblade man secretly being our dad but i can't get into theories now i don't have enough tags#man this really has the essence of what i love about rider ❤️#so far i do think agata is my favorite#but then there's leon...#let me put it this way: i would tell agata a hard truth about himself if i thought he needed to hear it#but there is no amount of money in the world you could pay me to say anything even slightly mean to our sweet leon#LET 👏 HIM 👏 HENSHIN 👏#WAIT SHOOT is it too late to redo my survey answers i need to demand that i be able to put hats on leon
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To my fellow US Americans: If you are planning on arming yourselves because of the election results and what might be on the horizons, I urge you to be a responsible gun owner.
Take as many classes as you can. Get certified in gun safety, even if it's not required to own a gun in your state. Get a gun safe. A good gun safe. Lock your gun up. Don't leave it armed. Don't wave your guns or gun-owning status around and don't pose with guns like they're toys. I'd say not to make gun buying an impulse purchase, either. You are investing in something that holds great potential risk to yourself and others - treat it like a responsibility.
I'm not here to argue about if Americans ought to exercise the second amendment in the way it currently exists. That's not the point - we have always had the second amendment, and I doubt it's going anywhere. I am more interested in making sure we don't see a surge in accidental, negligent gun ownership.
As a queer person in the US, I can understand the mindset behind people's spiked interest in arming themselves. I'm not arguing against that. As a child of gun owners, I know just how huge a responsibility it is to own a gun, and I hate the general attitude we Americans have about guns. Please don't contribute to that. If you own a gun, it is you inherent responsibility to take care of that gun (which is why I can't own a gun yet - I don't have the resources to pour into proper ownership).
#politics#us politcs#gun ownership#gun responsibility#gun tw#gun mention tw#sorry to lecture people but i hold a deep respect for death and therefore regard guns in the same way#i have few means to realistically arm myself - i don't trust who i live with and i don't have the money to invest in classes/safes/ect#part of me isn't even sorry about treating gun safety like this. i have seen way too many news stories where people didn't take it seriousl#and you know every time it hurts innocent people. it hurts children and bystanders and pets and people who never needed to experience that#be a more responsible gun owner than a cop. don't let yourself somehow be WORSE than a cop. that's a level of shame noone should replicate#i'm really scared that we will see more negligent gun ownership and that impacts all of us. i'm really not looking forward to it#i can't be an armed queer man if someone accidentally shoots me dead because they didn't know their gun was loaded
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adamlyle but that one aventurine cutscene oopsie
#honkai impact#honkai star rail#adamlyle#my art#i suddenly had the urge to draw them again i miss my boys...#i need to cook my own food theres only like 5 other people in this ship#the moment hsr has an expy of either of them i am throwing money#i love my generic man with a disease and his cheeky soulmate
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I just had a passing thought about my own stuff from an outsider POV. I wondered if anyone who’s not a huge fan of dick questions why Dick Grayson in most of the stuff I post…
Why all of a sudden Dick Grayson is the bus driver- because I hired him!!! I want to see him! I’m gonna put him in everything!
#you know that one image of shadow saying don’t trust your brain after 9 pm? I get a lot of weird thoughts it’s like im under attack through#self created scenarios but this one got dismissed real quick by how raw and selfish my desire to put my fav in everything#anyways idk why I’m posting this. dick and Damian. dick and cass. dick and Tim. doesn’t the timeline make a lot of sense#oh yeah. I’m going to read Robin jason comics soon so maybe there will be more jason stuff coming. so far everything I’ve been reading with#jason in it are nightwing comics (shrugs)#so he’s basically already grown… and edgy. lol#except for a few comics where he’s baby#I also need to read Steph’s more stuff. being an adult is not great man. you don’t have time to do anything. a bit overrated#except having money part. I like having money
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playing fallout new vegas and having to listen to caesar complaining about travelling and getting to study the languages of various communities living in the wasteland and calling it a waste of time while irl the humanities are constantly disregarded and getting a higher education and opportunities to study anthropology hands-on costs tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars and requires so many connections and he was just getting that FOR FREE from the followers but that wasnt cool enough for him so he decided to use the education he was given to start his little fascist larper group and enslave people
#the followers are so fucking cool man#the way they just take in jerry the punk without needing any money or like references or anything. and can make him an archival assistant#like aside from being anarchists and stuff the way they just openly and freely share as much of their knowledge theyve preserved#thats what makes them so cool to me#considering that in todays world education like that is so fucking expensive#and knowledge is only appreciated when its seen as 'useful' and exploitable like stem studies#i wanna be an anthropologist man#fnv#followers of the apocalypse#fallout new vegas#fallout#caesar fnv#caesar's legion#talking
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Another realest character ever.
#everybody should be like him fr#every store in japan should serve toshi like that#i do not wanna see that man waste a CENT#he probably gave all his money away to charity and left some to juts exost#i fucking know it#he woud never leave money for himself l#my baby i need to spoil bim#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#toshinori yagi#all might
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You can tell when I stopped caring with this and I think that's beautiful.
#my art#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#rhys strongfork#vaughn the money man#this is their animals....#rhys is a weasel cause i mean. look at him.#vaughn is a pygmy goat because goats are my favorite animal :)#I might come back to this and update it but i probably will not. It doesn't need to be good.#i said it was gonna be on paper and it was but i got really carried away.#do these designs even look like they go together though i worry about that a lot#please tell me if not i wanna be better about that.
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Going to be making stickers and posters and spreading this around my town hopefully soon. the green square is going to have a QR code that will have a bunch of resources and ways to help. Iv gathered some of my own but if anyone has resources they think would be helpful or have suggestions on ways to best do this (its just me and my sister) id really appreciate the help.
#my art#landback#i hope this goes well#i want to sell these as stickers so others can spread these around with information as well and i want to donate that money#i also would be totally cool if people just printed these themselves to spread awareness no need for credit like#idk trying to figure out the best way to do this#ill post the version w the QR once i get all of the resources gathered#or if anyone has an already completed list that would be amazing! i want 2 be able 2 do this asap when the crazy tourist traffic comes thru#central florida you arent allowed to pretend nothing is happening anymore#free palestine#free congo#free all of us man im so sick of seeing indigenous people die over stupid shit. colonization in 2024 is fucking insane
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My initial reaction to this part of the Genshin 5.0 livestream is "Oh, this is the section where they address the Natlan concerns vaguely" but upon rewatching it I have to yield and admit that that's probably not even the main concern they were addressing.
Internally I think I have a lot to say but I can't really find the words for it, because my stance remains unchanged. I'm just irreversibly disappointed. Because you can't say "We also value every Traveler's feedback a lot" and not specifically address the tens of thousands (if not more) that voiced how unhappy they are with your colorism.
#sigh#I love this game so much#so dearly#like I'm not going to stop playing it#I'm already F2P so fuck giving them money#but moving forward my enjoyment of the game(s) will be dulled#and I think it needs to stay that way lest I move on from the injustice done to the people who hoped for better#in other news ig...#I think I need Capitano#I'm very very VERY afraid he's going to be revealed as Just Some Man#I'm a rather fervent eldritch monster Capitano believer#but the more we see of him the more I think we WILL just be some guy and I'm scared#right now tho?? give me that masked individual said to be stronger than most gods.#Genshin Impact#Genshin#Genshin 5.0#Genshin livestream#Genshin Impact 5.0#Natlan#Genshin Natlan
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my favourite thing is that its been 3 weeks and we're still asking about the tincan ocean mishap and how it wasnt supposed to happen in the way that it did.
"i did not know that wasnt allowed i promise you...we had nobody with us to say matthew dont be an idiot dont do that" and other lies to tell yourself
KSDK News | 7.18.24 (x)
Sun Sentinel | 6.28.24 (x)
"i think somebody said its technically not allowed but i said it was too late it already happened" oh so there was someone who did do a matthew dont be a idiot dont do that to him but it was AFTER the fact huh and they only allowed this to happen on the terms that the cup wouldnt touch the water...
so heres matthew dunking the cup into the ocean and also matthew and ekky throwing benny overboard during the incident in question and yes multiple local news sources had to reassure viewers afterwards that cup in saltwater should be fine (it was not fine)
Las Olas Beach | 6.25.24 (x)(x)(x)
[benny pic came from his igstory so we mourn the fallen sourcelink o7]
heres them bringing up the cup ocean incident while sasha was in wimbledon to cheer on his gf and guest starred on the volkswagen desk for a bit a week after the incident
Wimbledon Championships 2024 | 7.4.24 (x)
and its so funny he says that he knows saltwater is bad for the cup because...
id like to bring up exhibit A (written account of him bringing the cup over to the beach which incited the cup ocean incident)
and exihibit B (visual of him bringing the cup over to the beach which once again incited the cup ocean incident)
it isnt clear if sasha was aware of the whole "dont dunk the corrosive metal into the ocean" before or after the incident i just think its particularly funny how now he has to go on tv and go yeah that was bad we cant do that from now on like a scolded kitten
and also brady getting upset over not getting credited for the idea because this is what matthew said about it when asked the day after it happened
Pat McAffe Show | 6.26.24 (x)(x)
is he absolutely in every right to get a little pissy about it? yes. does it also make him seem even more like a little brother in the process especially with the way matthew had to go BY THE WAY. IT WAS BRADYS IDEA. AND HE WAS MAD AT ME FOR NOT SAYING THAT SO IM SAYING THAT NOW BUT ONLY AFTER TARYN BROUGHT IT UP. oh yeah absolutely. from one little brother to another it very much reads like that.
EDIT: it was actually ellie his fiancee who quips this because she was in attendance during the hospital visit (youll see her in the bg here) when this interview takes place and that makes it even cuter that she was like hey remember to give your baby brother credit oh this family is so cute 😭😭
#matthew tkachuk#brady tkachuk#sam bennett#aaron ekblad#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#i think its so important to archive how this saga has spun out#boys got scolded for cup in saltwater so bad now theyre acting like they knew they shouldnt have done that in the first place#id pay so much money for matthew to reveal who brought up the fact it wasnt allowed I NEED TO KNOW#“was it bad that the cup was in the ocean? yes. but was it fucking funny as fuck? absofuckinglutely”#matthew man who follows the bit to hell and back#hes a man loyal to the bit and i respect that#if its funny then all is forgiven is his mantra#cbsmiami literally had to get goldie to go “no its fineeeee the stanley cup has seen worse its been in pools this is fine~”#i remember another newstation having to bring it up it mightve been channel 7 but i cant find any videos so it was during banter segments#i think its so funny how much trouble matthew drags the others in without fail#hes a bad influence but boy do they love him lmaoooo#face so cute his mischief is forgiven!
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I've wanted to draw over this fuckin image for like a month and finally did it
#I need to grab old man prismo like he owes me money#fionna and cake#prismo the wishmaster#scarab the god auditor#I guess. cuz.hand#docsart
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i want everyone to know, i still haven't moved on.
(i was listening to this while looking at these btw. so y'all know where my mind was going)
#he could destroy me#i would let him#this gorgeous talented man#lives rent free in my head#something is purring#it's not my cat#i don't even have one#unless my dog can purr#y'all get the jazz#he's so fine#his tongue need to me on me#he looks illegal#like who gave you the right sir?#this is me wishing he wins a lot of races#he's so???#old money rich and like mafia vibes in this#save me lando norris#mama i'm in love with a criminal#type beat#lando norris#ln4#formula 1#formula one#f1#mclaren formula 1#mclaren#mclaren formula one
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hi y’all !! i’m getting to my inbox messages , i promise , but i saw that it's been confirmed that logan and j*mes aren't on speaking terms , and that's genuinely insane to me . and yes i will be censoring his name from now on because i am pissed off !!!
especially considering how chipper j*mes has been recently , piping up on logan's radio as often as he can to tell him how wonderful he's doing after that article . i'm not saying it isn't true ; it's been confirmed by marcus ericsson on the swedish podcast viaplay F1 .
i personally find it ridiculous to see that a team principal is no longer speaking with his own driver . that , for whatever reason , he dislikes logan so much that it's lead to this . and the mistreatment of logan will continue . just wait until we find out in two weeks that alex's new teammate isn't logan , and better yet logan might even be replaced after the summer break . it's absolute heinous for him to be continuously treated this way , and it's absolutely infuriating . to see logan continue to be treated like this makes my blood boil . i genuinely am beginning to believe that they only kept logan on the team because of the fanbase and american sponsors he brought in . and to think that could be true is actually insane . it's incredible to me that a team principal can be so conceited that this is what his relationship looks like with a driver . that he only speaks to him and is kind for pr reasons , as we've clearly seen . and it makes me both so sad and so pissed off for logan . he genuinely deserves SO MUCH better .
the quote from the podcast , as has been translated to english , is as follows:
"I was also told this weekend by some American friends who know Sargeant that it is... He doesn't have fun in that team either. He thinks it's really hard and apparently so are he and James Vowles. They don't even talk to each other, it's hardly that they greet each other. There has been a complete disconnection between them."
please excuse any errors that may have transpired through translation ; i don't know swedish and had to use an online translator !
here is a link to a twitter post where the quote above is said (again , in swedish): https://x.com/F1_Tracktion/status/1815802308208254998
if anyone speaks swedish and can better translate the quote , please do ! it would be greatly appreciated so i can update the translation and i'll be sure to credit you for it !!💓
#f1#formula 1#logan sargeant#formula one#williams racing#logie bear#logan sargeant rants#logan deserves the world#i'm so upset for him#it's incredible that j*mes can treat him this way#to be a team principal and treat your driver like that..#it's absolutely heinous#it's ridiculous#i need to actually change the trajectory of j*mes' life forever#someone get me in the williams paddock i'll protect logan from everyone#what is wrong with him (j*mes)#he's actually on my shit list#it's disgusting#genuinely disgusting#and infuriating#i hate him so much#you can take the man out of mercedes but not the mercedes out of the man#logan pookie blink twice if you want us to pool money together and create an f1 team for you#we'll do it bro#venus defends logan 𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚𓆝
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