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Oui oui, Comte.
#hello comte#hello sexy#he's so stuffy#but i want to stuff him with chocolate#want him to lick chocolate off my fingers#and other places#didi chill lol#girl stop#he's a pious man#but i want to corrupt him#comte de reynaud#chocolat (2000)#my sweet alfredo#my heart#❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina
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hiiiii do you think you could draw movie stewart's charles...... if it's ok to ask
i offer you a humble peepaw my friend
#xmen#xmen movies#charles xavier#professor x#snap sketches#i thank you for this opportunity to finaly draw him because i have been. meaning to jVAELKJEKLAJ#on that note i thought i was gonna do some silly stuff this weekend With old movie cherik but theres some stuff i really wanna draw#i mean i Always really wanna draw but yk what i mean. its like loving both chocolate and vanilla but wanting vanilla today#i think that makes sense. ANYWAYS here. for you :)
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a while ago, i started working on something meant to explain the lore behind this kurokara drawing i did back in may, but i never ended up finishing it. it popped back into my head again so i decided to redraw one of the panels from it to see how much my art / style imitation has improved since then. i'm pretty proud of how much my art's grown!! 😊✨
the original sketch is under the cut!
#sorry that my art posting over here has been a lil slow recently#it's all been for behind the scenes stuff or. for the other blog. so i couldn't really share them here#drawing kuroba's expression here really did just make me want to shake them by the shoulders tho#like you make that kind of face at him and it still takes a fucking dream about being married for you to finally get it gOD#( i mean i made them like this but STILL— )#all of this happens the same day as that s2 valentines day skit btw#dude spent the whole day losing his mind over not getting chocolates only to get this kind of reaction out of kuro ->#have them fall asleep on him AND receive a lovingly handmade gift from them that totally only has platonic feelings behind it. totally.#his brother's are going to murder him in cold blood#osmt#yumematsu#karamatsu#mj ocs#oc : kuroba#ship : kurokara#mj draws
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Is it okay to ask for Asriel or Ralsei with the "Here, some hot chocolate. Because you're epic" context?
What a big doofus!
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Cooking with foul legacy. Making him put on a big stupid apron with a silly saying on it. Enjoying your time together so much you almost forget to add some ingredients, but you figure it out eventually!
ehehgehgheh this is my DREAM as someone who loves cooking and food
he LOVES the apron, no questions asked, especially if you embroidered the words and flowers on it yourself. Legacy chitters and chirps in delight as you tie the strings into a cute little bow, just like the ones you sometimes fashion around his horns. there's a chin resting on your shoulder as you review the recipe, scribbled down on a tiny slip of crumpled paper. that's how all good recipes are kept, tucked away under the cover of some book or shoved in a drawer or folder until you retrieve it again. your hand goes up and scritches behind Foul Legacy's horns, sinking into his fluffy ginger hair, and it earns happy contented purrs from your sweet Abyssal beast. he nibbles and nips at your fingertips playfully, trying to knead and lovingly teeth at you before your hands get messy while cooking
there will be taste testing. that's just a fact. Legacy's claws get covered in flour and he nudges your shoulder with a trill, pleading very effectively for a small taste. it's hilarious and adorable, his crystalline eye wide and hopeful until you give him a little piece. he leaves little floury claw marks everywhere, getting smudges of it over his armor and clothes and your hair and face before licking your cheeks in an attempt to clean it up. Legacy's actually incredibly good at kneading dough- he kneads the blankets and your shoulders and legs so often, after all- and he adores the soft, squishy texture under his talons. by the end the kitchen is a mess and you're both coated with flower and butter and sauce, but the treat and the company make it all worth it
he'll NEVER admit to adding more chocolate chips when you're not looking, though
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#i really want to learn to make cheesecake#there is something so good about a nice little slice of that stuff#especially if it's chocolate flavor that stuff is GOOD#mmm make cheesecake with foul legacy and watch him munch#short scenario#other's stuff#good evening#chit chat#anon
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Pink Makes It Cuter
The old man at the stall looks up and stares at the two.
“Ah? Would this be for your little princess there?”
Gon looks down at Killua and then back at the plush.
“Yes.”
Gon says it without skipping a beat.
#;windy’s stuff#gonkillu#gon x killua#hxh#hunter x hunter#gon#killua#GON GO GIVE KI THE WORLD RIGHT NOW AHHH#RAHHHHHHHH KIS SMOL FINGERS OMGGGG#WOOOOOOOOOBLES DOWN FLIGHT OF STAIRS#KIS SO CUTE IM GONNA#COMBUST#EXPLODE#I I#GOODBYE NOT SO CRUEL WORLD CUZ KI IS SO CUTE AND I LOVE GONKI#GON SAID KI IS HIS PRINCESS WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT GOT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHH#OMG WAHHHH SHY KI IS JUST#HEALS ALL WOUNDS#FALLS OFF CLIFF#IM SO HAPPY RAHHHHH#PROTECTIVE GON RAHHHHHHH#ANHHHHH WITTLE KI GRABBING GONS JACKET SOBS EVEN HIM GRABBING HIS COLLAR IS SO CUTE OMG#KIS LITTLE GIGGLE#OFC GON FELL IN LOVE#HE WAS ALREADY IN LOVE#KIS SO CUTE HOW CAN YOU NOT WANNA ADORE HIM AND GIVE HIM ALL THE CHOCOLATE AND PLUSHES AND THINGS HE WANTS 🤧🤧🤧🤧😤#KI IS SO CUTE HE JUST WANTS TO BE A KID LET HIM BE 🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭 I WILL TEAR THE WORLD DOWN FOR YOU KI
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I just realized both these Cookies are partially based on beetles and Ferrero Rocher
To be honest I think Chocolate Truffle pulls it off much better
#I don’t know why I’m being so petty with Coin Choco#but I want him to look better#I really want a chocolate coin based Cookie and I want it to be right#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#scrapped cookies#chocolate truffle cookie#coin choco cookie#random stuff
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i ask for 1 small bottle of zero cherry coke it's all i ask for just cause i crave it and what does he bring, this happens with every single item no matter what for cooking or for other things, he brings a big bottle of regular cherry coke with sugar. like he does it on purpose. it drives me insane
#CAN'T tell him anything you try to tell him don't bring other things please just what i ask for and he's like “ok” and then brings smth else#like 10 years of this.#nothing can be just what we would have liked it has to be the one that was on sale or more economic or “i think this is better so i brought#this“. you know???? it's not that sugar in my cola is what's gonna give me insulin resistance the moment i drink some. i just wish my l#my wishes weren't constantly shat on. i want to cook a single recipe with the ingredients it asks for and not other stuff#i want the pantry to not have like a tonne of gummy candies and chocolate OF THE KINDS WE DON'T PARTICULATE LIKE#sadly this is impossible to arrange. in one ear out the other
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if I had a nickel every time I wanted to do a nice thing for a man and the immediate reaction I got was "be careful, he might misunderstand, you're a girl, the statistics" and got really bummed out I would have two nickels etc etc
#alda rambling#It sucks that everyone assumes he might be a creep and that I might not be careful but they are right. The statistics.#Friends and family and all yknow. And the thing is I THINK IT TOO I cannot escape considering it#But gdi I just wanna be nice!!#One time I was donating some stuff for Xmas to a guy who was on disability and I wanted to give him some chocolates too#BC he was having a rough time! But my father was like oh he might think you're offering Something Else#And I'm gonna have a movie night with a coworker who is old enough to be my dad and he's my BUDDY.#And my friends right away are like SUS be careful youre still a girl to him!! Even tho I'm openly gay#Like yes I get it. I am more paranoid than you actually. But god damn can I just be nice#I'm FRUSTRATED#Its hard to even word it without it sounding suggestive I hate it
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Bee and Argie, Billy and Argyle
Arturo Guillermo Franco Valdes.
Arturo Guillermo, and a friend that calls him Guille, Artie, Argie.
A red faced Billy that pronounces Guillermo as ‘Gah-ee-ler-moh’ before learning that ‘ll’ makes a ‘yuh’ sound in Spanish.
Artie calling him Bee-yee, and later Bee, as a joke because of it.
Billy tosses out nicknames like the affection he’s never been sure how to express. But he loves the way his friend's name rolls off his tongue, the syllables strange and clunky and a challenge that Billy readily takes up. Soon, it falls full and melodic from his lips, prettier than any song he's ever heard on the old radio his mom left him with.
Mi amigo, Arturo.
Argie tells him not to sweat it, but Billy doesn’t understand why nobody else seems to want to make the effort. Like it’s too difficult, or like Argie isn’t worth the effort. Most of the other Mexican kids at school already know how to pronounce the names that give their white teachers pause, but outside of that demographic there’s a pathetic lack of effort that incites Billy sometimes.
“Don’t sweat it, bro. Not everyone can roll their Rs as good as you.”
“What, like it’s hard? Fuckin’ idiots.”
(Years later, when they find each other again, Billy will know why his old friend Argie goes by Argyle, because Argyle will nudge him with a serene little smile of his and say, “Long time no see, Bee. Your ol’ pal Artie Gyle-ermo missed you, amigo.”)
Once, early in their friendship, Billy asks Argie why he has so many damn names. Why does he need like half a dozen of them? And Argie says,
“Well, I dunno. I think it makes me pretty damn special, though. How many ‘Arturo Guillermo Franco Valdes’ do you know?”
“Just you, obviously. But that doesn’t mean much, I don’t know any other ‘William Hargrove’s either.”
“Maybe not. But it’s prolly a lot easier for some random Hargrove to be named Billy than for someone to line up a buncha random names to smash together and create a Franco Valdes named Arturo Guillermo.”
“That ‘random Hargrove’ is me, jackass!”
“Exactly!”
“At least my name’s not a fuckin’ mouthful!”
“Oh, so I’m a mouthful, am I?”
“Fuck you!”
A few months later, well into Billy's friendship with Argyle, the kid invites him over to his place to check out his new bike or something, Billy doesn't remember.
What he does remember is meeting Argyle's dad and paternal grandma, Nana Hermelinda.
It's getting colder, for California at least, and Nana insists on making the kids chocolate abuelita while Argyle's dad is at work. A much richer hot chocolate than Billy is used to, the smell is spicy sweet and warm in the air as it foams up in the pot Nana is using, instead of the mild chemical sweetness of the mugs Billy puts in the microwave when he can sneak a packet of Swiss Miss in the winter. Her worn, wrinkled hands make quick work of it, expertly spinning between them a wooden stick with rotating round bits at the end that goes into the frothy mix. Nana calls it a molinillo when she sees him looking at it, and rather than freeze up over being caught staring, as he normally would, Billy instead finds himself trying to pronounce the new word for the remaining five minutes the chocolate takes to finish. The air feels almost soft around him, pleasantly warm and sweet like cinnamon as Nana lets the mixture cool while she searches for mugs in the cabinet above them. When she offers him his own, a brown mug with a rounded bottom and pretty dotted flower designs on its shiny finish, Billy is shy and hesitant to take it. But the warmth as he wraps his chilly fingers around it is welcoming and its smells so good. The first sip is cautious, slow like he's still unsure about whether he's allowed something so warm and comforting.
It's incredible.
Billy's pretty blue eyes light up like Argyle has never seen before. He can feel his heart thump awkwardly in his chest as those baby blues shine bright in the soft yellow light of the kitchen.
Then Billy lowers the mug, and a little mustache of foamed milk and chocolate lines his upper lip. Argyle quickly forgets the brief stutter of his heartbeat and cackles at the sight.
Billy is too busy having a religious experience over his mug of hot chocolate to bother with telling him to shut up like he normally would, but he doesn't truly mind- he likes the sound of Argie's loud bouncing laughter.
Nana looks fondly at them over her own mug, sitting comfortably on a stool by the kitchen counter as Billy politely thanks her for the drink with what little clumsy Spanish he's learned from Argyle so far. She coos at him, putting down her mug as she answers in a kind, lilting Spanish that Argyle will later tell him roughly means, "Of course, love. Come here whenever you like. I will make you a mug anytime, son." Billy inhales the warm steam wafting up from the mug he holds tight as Nana places a gentle hand on his cheek and calls him mijo.
Years later, Billy still remembers it as one of the last times he'd felt so held and cared for.
#my mutuals were posting about billy's spice tolerance from his california years and i started having feelings about billy and argyle okay#here's an edited excerpt from my billy time loop fic bc of it#billy hargrove#argilly#billy stranger things#sketchy fics#many thanks to @ thediktatortot and @ stranger-rants for fueling my brainrot every fukin day lol#argyle#argyle stranger things#fuc k it tagging argyle bc i have SO many headcanon and idea about his family for the billy haters to come at me about it#its okay i have a permit:#'i'm mexican and i can do what i want'#like cmon you cant name a character argyle have him be mexican and then not explain how tf that came about#die hard had not come out yet so in world that cannot be the explaination#gotta do everything myself around here#also the bit about billy's eyes going big and bright after his first sip of mexican hot chocolate is based on a friend of my sister's#except it was her trying horchata for the first time#but i stg that little girl's eyes grew twice their size at the first sip lol she had like 4 cups of the stuff that night during the party
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THIS MAN MADE ME A WEBSITE FOR MY BIRTHDAY 🥹😫😣😳😭🥰
#sooo it’s past my birthday now and FG didn’t get me anything besides a real alt sweet card and a heart shaped box of chocolates which was#nice but he kept insisting that he wasn’t finished making my present just yet so i was like ok cool whatever and i would ask him every once#and a while bc i really thought he was making me like lego flowers bc he likes that type of thing (which is so cute omgoodness idky i love#that sm about him like he likes to build legos 😆😆 so cute!!!) aannnywayyssss he came over the other day to drop off my present so expecting#some box or whatever and he just pulls up with his backpacks but i’m like ok that’s fine it has to be Somewhere right??? and then he pulls#out is laptop and i’m like ookkkaaayy idk where this is going and the. he pulls up the page aND ITS A WEBSITE FOR MY CROCHET BUSINESS AND 🥹🥹#HE MADE IT FROM SCRATCH WITH CODING AND EVERYTHING BC DUH HES A COMP SCIENTIST AND!!!!!!!#he was like i wanted to make you something that’ll you’ll need and would want as well and i was so shOOketh i was using my soft girl voice#and i was looking at him like 🥺🥺🥺 the whole evening bECAUSE!!!! SIR 😭 YOU HAVE SET THE BAR SKY HIGH and he was all shy (so friggin cute)#“do you like it 👉🏾👈🏾🥺 and i was just looking at him like ☹️😣🥺😧 I LOVE IT!!!#he hasn’t finished it bc he needs my input on some stuff before he continues but it should be done by the summer and he’s like maybe we can#work on it together LIKE BABE SWEETHEART DARLING OFC WE CAN DUUUHHHH#i’m honestly so in awe of this man i can’t even#Friendly Giant ™️#FG#mutuals my beloved <3#vk overshares in the tags
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#UMMM not one of my mom's friends telling me to 'pursue love' after my mom told her about one of my guy friends who#was trying to go out with me#giving me flowers and chocolates and stuff after i told him that i wasn't looking for a relationship#and my mom's friend being all like 'give love a chance!! if it doesnt work out thats fine!!'#like ma'am how do i tell you that 1) i don't want a relationship right now and 2) i'm pretty fucking gay and not interested at all in guys#i said it nicely of course but wow being in the closet is something else lol#junk
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Okay tumblr fuck my tagging system for a moment (tagging this with my dm tag so my partner can’t see it yet <3) look at this origami flower bouquet I made for me and my gfs two month anniversary tomorrow <3
ft. the wax sealed letter i wrote him too <33
#camera talks#dw ill untag it after tomorrow <3#gah anyways i love him lots and the letter is kinda stupidly cliche i think </3 but its still sweet probably <3#we were talking about prom today and talking about matching outfits and stuff and im just like augh i love her so much star is adorable#also there are lindt chocolates in the tulips lol its fun <3#also origami is soo fun!!! after you do it once or twice either during or after watching a video its pretty fast <33#also like as a general thing if anyone is reading this and wanting to do origami its totally cool to slow down and pause videos <33#okay now i Need to work on that presentation again (its like. almost done <3)#OH AND! i passed the spanish test like. Really fucking well btw yall. im so good at language :)
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Last night’s dream was the first one I’ve had in a long time where I wanted to fall back asleep and stay in it/experience it again
#so i’d moved back to the states under false pretences (student visa whilst having zero plan to do another degree)#and was living with my favourite of the three roommates i had last time i was there. they had however given up weed completely and become#a full blown alcoholic. our apartment was messy as fuck and i was the only person who was cleaning it#at one point a couple of our friends were helping me and they were criticising all the mess and i was like ‘it’s literally not me’#i was taking classes to maintain the ruse that i was doing something to deserve my student visa and every class i showed up to everyone was#wearing surgical masks for covid. i also had this weird thing going on where i could see everyone irl#but if i wanted to i could see everyone in video game sprite form and i could see whether i’d met them yet and how many hearts i had#with them. and there was this guy i realllly wanted to flirt with so i tried sitting in what i was pretty sure was the seat next to his#but this other guy sat next to me instead and kind of looked at me funny#then he started talking to me unprompted about covid rates on campus and then started flirting with me and then was like ‘btw did you know#who i am?’ and i was like ‘no lol. i mean i know your name because you introduced yourself but other than that’#and he’s like ‘oh that’s such a relief’. turns out he’s the famous lead singer of a kpop band. he’s like ‘if i took off this surgical mask#and styled my hair a bit differently i would get mobbed immediately’ i was like ‘yeah i don’t listen to kpop. i have kpop mutuals but the#whole thing is a mystery to me’ anyway he told me his name but i just called him kim to help him maintain anonymity#we made a date to hang out and study together and i went back to my horrible apartment to discover that my roommate had broken their#sobriety from weed and there was a drug dealer in my flat trying to sign me up for ‘a weed raffle’#i was like ‘i’m not interested but what can i get for $20’ she lists off two incomprehensible measurements and weed strains and then says#‘i can give you weed hot chocolate’ i was like ‘that sounds fucking delicious sign me up’ she’s like ‘this is a good deal darling’#i’m just like ‘okay’. i woke up still waiting for my weed hot chocolate to arrive and also waiting for my date with kpop boy#overall a really nice dream. like yeah the covid stuff and the mess was bad but honestly… honestly that’s just life atm#personal
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Autograph
“G-Gon…”
Killua whines.
Gon turns around, concern sparking in those golden eyes, and Killua bites down on his trembling lower lip.
H-he just wants chocolate and a break and… and his Gon…
He's sniffing now and can feel Gon's concern.
“Killua? Are you okay?”
#hxh#Gonkillu#gon#killua#hunter x hunter#gon x killua#gon freecss#killua hxh#;windy’s stuff#KI JUST WANTS HIS GON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧#KI IS SO SWEET AND AHHHH SOFT AND CUTEEE LOOK AT HIS CUTE SMILE OR POUT AND TELL ME YOU WOULDNT SMASH A PLANET OUT OF ORBIT FOR KI YOU WOUL#NO ONE CAN RESIST CUTE LITTLE KI 🤧🤧🤧🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#KI JUST CLINGING TO GON SO CUTLEY SO PRECIOUSLY MY HEART HNNNNNNNNN#GON PROTECTING KI AND LOVING KI AND SAVING KI ALL I NEED 😤😤😤#KI IS SO CUTE AND SWEET AND HE HAS A CUTE LITTLE SWEET TOOTH 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🙏🙏🙏 PRECIOUS BABEY I DEMAND ALL GIVE HIM SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE#GIVE HIM HIS GON TO PROTECT AND CARRY HIM TOO 😤😤😤😤🤧🙏🙏🙏😭#K-Ki is so cuteeeeeee hnnnng#MY KOKORO#😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🥺🥺🥺🥺#GON WILL ALWAYS SAVE HIS LITTLE PRINCESS 🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#K-Ki jumping into Gon's arms I AHHHHH 😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 sobs loudly#GON CATCHING KI OFC THATS HIS LITTLE ANGEL#KI IS SO SHY AND CUTE GOODBYE MY HEARRTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Guys what do I call the Dark Cacao/Golden Cheese kid?
I have been trying to come up with something, but I can’t think of anything satisfying
I won’t reveal his design yet (partly because I’m not finished), but if it helps, he’s mainly chocolate with streaks of cheese. Like, his hair is black but the streaks in his hair are golden
Edit: maybe read the tags, because my two other ideas are in there
Edit edit: heck it I’ve completed his design, I might as well show you a bit of it to show you what I’m going for
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#golden cheese cookie#dark cacao cookie#I don’t know what their ship name is#I wanted to name him after fondue originally since fondue can be cheese or chocolate#but Fondue Cookie didn’t sound right and I can’t find a word to put before it#I could call him Choco Cheese but that just sounds lazy and I would like something different if possible#please help#fankid#fanchild#questions#random stuff
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