#but i want to stuff him with chocolate
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Oui oui, Comte.
#hello comte#hello sexy#he's so stuffy#but i want to stuff him with chocolate#want him to lick chocolate off my fingers#and other places#didi chill lol#girl stop#he's a pious man#but i want to corrupt him#comte de reynaud#chocolat (2000)#my sweet alfredo#my heart#❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina
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hiiiii do you think you could draw movie stewart's charles...... if it's ok to ask
i offer you a humble peepaw my friend
#xmen#xmen movies#charles xavier#professor x#snap sketches#i thank you for this opportunity to finaly draw him because i have been. meaning to jVAELKJEKLAJ#on that note i thought i was gonna do some silly stuff this weekend With old movie cherik but theres some stuff i really wanna draw#i mean i Always really wanna draw but yk what i mean. its like loving both chocolate and vanilla but wanting vanilla today#i think that makes sense. ANYWAYS here. for you :)
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a while ago, i started working on something meant to explain the lore behind this kurokara drawing i did back in may, but i never ended up finishing it. it popped back into my head again so i decided to redraw one of the panels from it to see how much my art / style imitation has improved since then. i'm pretty proud of how much my art's grown!! 😊✨
the original sketch is under the cut!
#sorry that my art posting over here has been a lil slow recently#it's all been for behind the scenes stuff or. for the other blog. so i couldn't really share them here#drawing kuroba's expression here really did just make me want to shake them by the shoulders tho#like you make that kind of face at him and it still takes a fucking dream about being married for you to finally get it gOD#( i mean i made them like this but STILL— )#all of this happens the same day as that s2 valentines day skit btw#dude spent the whole day losing his mind over not getting chocolates only to get this kind of reaction out of kuro ->#have them fall asleep on him AND receive a lovingly handmade gift from them that totally only has platonic feelings behind it. totally.#his brother's are going to murder him in cold blood#osmt#yumematsu#karamatsu#mj ocs#oc : kuroba#ship : kurokara#mj draws
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Is it okay to ask for Asriel or Ralsei with the "Here, some hot chocolate. Because you're epic" context?
What a big doofus!
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Cooking with foul legacy. Making him put on a big stupid apron with a silly saying on it. Enjoying your time together so much you almost forget to add some ingredients, but you figure it out eventually!
ehehgehgheh this is my DREAM as someone who loves cooking and food
he LOVES the apron, no questions asked, especially if you embroidered the words and flowers on it yourself. Legacy chitters and chirps in delight as you tie the strings into a cute little bow, just like the ones you sometimes fashion around his horns. there's a chin resting on your shoulder as you review the recipe, scribbled down on a tiny slip of crumpled paper. that's how all good recipes are kept, tucked away under the cover of some book or shoved in a drawer or folder until you retrieve it again. your hand goes up and scritches behind Foul Legacy's horns, sinking into his fluffy ginger hair, and it earns happy contented purrs from your sweet Abyssal beast. he nibbles and nips at your fingertips playfully, trying to knead and lovingly teeth at you before your hands get messy while cooking
there will be taste testing. that's just a fact. Legacy's claws get covered in flour and he nudges your shoulder with a trill, pleading very effectively for a small taste. it's hilarious and adorable, his crystalline eye wide and hopeful until you give him a little piece. he leaves little floury claw marks everywhere, getting smudges of it over his armor and clothes and your hair and face before licking your cheeks in an attempt to clean it up. Legacy's actually incredibly good at kneading dough- he kneads the blankets and your shoulders and legs so often, after all- and he adores the soft, squishy texture under his talons. by the end the kitchen is a mess and you're both coated with flower and butter and sauce, but the treat and the company make it all worth it
he'll NEVER admit to adding more chocolate chips when you're not looking, though
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#i really want to learn to make cheesecake#there is something so good about a nice little slice of that stuff#especially if it's chocolate flavor that stuff is GOOD#mmm make cheesecake with foul legacy and watch him munch#short scenario#other's stuff#good evening#chit chat#anon
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ohhh what i would give for another cringe fail eddie diaz speech with a weird metaphor for love
#i love when eddie is a loser#like yes tell your wife how being with her feels like drowning in chocolate#thats a totally normal thing to say when you have totally normal feelings about said wife#anyway#i need eddie to fail to another metaphor soooo bad#i need him to compare buck to juice and for it to not translate at allll#“i always choose water but its not what i really want and i guess what im trying to say buck is that i want the juice”#“you...you want juice?”#“yeah. i think ive always wanted it but never allowed myself to have it. but i want it more than anything...if its available that is”#“...uh okay...i think theres orange juice in the fridge. do you---do you want me to pour you a glass?”#“what no buck i dont want orange juice. i mean i want juice. im choosing juice.”#...#“...so you want me to buy apple juice? or just like a variey? oh how bout that nectarine juice that stuff is good”#but okay whenever eddie fully explained it yk buck would be all 🥺🥺🥺#“oh eddie 🥺🥺 you mean like youre saying that IM your juice youre choosing me 🥰🥰”#whatever weird ass shit eddie says bucks gonna love because theyre the same kind of insane about each other#eddie could be like#buck. youre the hallway light i leave on at night. lighting a path so i can find my way through the dark. warm and bright and always there#and buck would just#🥺🥺🥺 eddie 🥰🥰🥰#me thinks
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Coming to you from high demand: Swap Au(s) Calcifer!!!
The two of you that threw this AU at me never said which specific swap and Im indecisive so have both :D
Anyways heres the two song inspirations for Wyn Swap and Chocorocks swap respectively lol
#Live laugh love permanent canon events <3#thank you to feiar and jester for fueling my madness#might do a villain au or smth next#i really want to throw him in formal clothes istg#but hed only wear formal stuff in an au lets be fr#chocorocks#crystal chocolate#xx crystalshards xx#planet doodles#Spotify
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Pink Makes It Cuter
The old man at the stall looks up and stares at the two.
“Ah? Would this be for your little princess there?”
Gon looks down at Killua and then back at the plush.
“Yes.”
Gon says it without skipping a beat.
#;windy’s stuff#gonkillu#gon x killua#hxh#hunter x hunter#gon#killua#GON GO GIVE KI THE WORLD RIGHT NOW AHHH#RAHHHHHHHH KIS SMOL FINGERS OMGGGG#WOOOOOOOOOBLES DOWN FLIGHT OF STAIRS#KIS SO CUTE IM GONNA#COMBUST#EXPLODE#I I#GOODBYE NOT SO CRUEL WORLD CUZ KI IS SO CUTE AND I LOVE GONKI#GON SAID KI IS HIS PRINCESS WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT GOT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHH#OMG WAHHHH SHY KI IS JUST#HEALS ALL WOUNDS#FALLS OFF CLIFF#IM SO HAPPY RAHHHHH#PROTECTIVE GON RAHHHHHHH#ANHHHHH WITTLE KI GRABBING GONS JACKET SOBS EVEN HIM GRABBING HIS COLLAR IS SO CUTE OMG#KIS LITTLE GIGGLE#OFC GON FELL IN LOVE#HE WAS ALREADY IN LOVE#KIS SO CUTE HOW CAN YOU NOT WANNA ADORE HIM AND GIVE HIM ALL THE CHOCOLATE AND PLUSHES AND THINGS HE WANTS 🤧🤧🤧🤧😤#KI IS SO CUTE HE JUST WANTS TO BE A KID LET HIM BE 🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭 I WILL TEAR THE WORLD DOWN FOR YOU KI
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Applehead won't admit he made her grab all of the plushies herself first before pulling out his incredibly useful gravity evol
#i call him applehead the way mama payne called gina apple head#making big homie collect chocolate with me bc i did it all with Xavier already lol#more choco for more photo booth stuff#the gravity evol is shockingly useful tho i was shocked#i love the lore I've got going for them Heaven is lowkey so pissed at everything#but Caleb is back and she wants to count her blessings and get him assimilated again#but Heaven doesn't need him like that any more so they're at this weird stale mate#where they still love each other but the boundaries are new and sudden and different#the platonic version of his route i guess lol#lads caleb#lads mahiru#マヒル
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One thing about Tobias is that you cannot gift him food and expect him to eat it. Not because he's picky (*he's actually the opposite, he eats a bit of everything) but because of his position. It's pretty hard to kill a guy who knows how to fight as well as he does and who has a bunch of equally competent people working to keep him safe, so the best bet for his opps is to try and kill him via poison (*happened plenty of times 😒) which is why if he doesn't trust you, he's not eating jack shit you're giving him. You could've spent an entire day cooking something for him and the most he'd do is accept it and then toss it into the nearest trashbin when you're no longer looking. Maybe even while you're looking if he dgaf about you to that extent. This goes for full-course meals and for snacks. It's why he typically orders food under different names than his own, from restaurants he doesn't usually frequent, and when it comes to his own chefs he makes their dear friends taste the food first because in that way the chiefs can't put anything in there without also killing their loved ones, and if the food isn't poisoned those people get to eat part of a great meal For Free. How kind of him! (/lhj) ❤️
#◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫#◜✧ . ❪ tobias ; meta. ❫#Remembered I didn't yap abt this. VDay is coming up and whatever snacks (pocky / chocolates / etc) he receives from sb he doesn't trust#ARE unfortunately getting thrown into the dumpster. :/ Don't make the mistake of gifting him anything too expensive bc it WILL go to waste#Tbh he's so careful abt assassination attempts of any sort that he's not really keeping Anything. Even normal gifts are getting stored#somewhere Else than in his house. Can't risk there being substances hidden in the flowers or trackers hidden in the other items!#He's not even being paranoid per se it's all stuff that HAS previously happened to him or to sb he knows 😭 dangerous ass life he's leading#You think YOU'RE careful until you meet Tobias. And then you realize how outclassed you actually are in this aspect#Sb: Wow you've got some beautiful flowers there!#Tobias: Yeah. By the way if you touch them you'll die of cyanide poisoning in half an hour. Anyways do you want a drink
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I just realized both these Cookies are partially based on beetles and Ferrero Rocher
To be honest I think Chocolate Truffle pulls it off much better
#I don’t know why I’m being so petty with Coin Choco#but I want him to look better#I really want a chocolate coin based Cookie and I want it to be right#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#scrapped cookies#chocolate truffle cookie#coin choco cookie#random stuff
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i ask for 1 small bottle of zero cherry coke it's all i ask for just cause i crave it and what does he bring, this happens with every single item no matter what for cooking or for other things, he brings a big bottle of regular cherry coke with sugar. like he does it on purpose. it drives me insane
#CAN'T tell him anything you try to tell him don't bring other things please just what i ask for and he's like “ok” and then brings smth else#like 10 years of this.#nothing can be just what we would have liked it has to be the one that was on sale or more economic or “i think this is better so i brought#this“. you know???? it's not that sugar in my cola is what's gonna give me insulin resistance the moment i drink some. i just wish my l#my wishes weren't constantly shat on. i want to cook a single recipe with the ingredients it asks for and not other stuff#i want the pantry to not have like a tonne of gummy candies and chocolate OF THE KINDS WE DON'T PARTICULATE LIKE#sadly this is impossible to arrange. in one ear out the other
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if I had a nickel every time I wanted to do a nice thing for a man and the immediate reaction I got was "be careful, he might misunderstand, you're a girl, the statistics" and got really bummed out I would have two nickels etc etc
#alda rambling#It sucks that everyone assumes he might be a creep and that I might not be careful but they are right. The statistics.#Friends and family and all yknow. And the thing is I THINK IT TOO I cannot escape considering it#But gdi I just wanna be nice!!#One time I was donating some stuff for Xmas to a guy who was on disability and I wanted to give him some chocolates too#BC he was having a rough time! But my father was like oh he might think you're offering Something Else#And I'm gonna have a movie night with a coworker who is old enough to be my dad and he's my BUDDY.#And my friends right away are like SUS be careful youre still a girl to him!! Even tho I'm openly gay#Like yes I get it. I am more paranoid than you actually. But god damn can I just be nice#I'm FRUSTRATED#Its hard to even word it without it sounding suggestive I hate it
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THIS MAN MADE ME A WEBSITE FOR MY BIRTHDAY 🥹😫😣😳😭🥰
#sooo it’s past my birthday now and FG didn’t get me anything besides a real alt sweet card and a heart shaped box of chocolates which was#nice but he kept insisting that he wasn’t finished making my present just yet so i was like ok cool whatever and i would ask him every once#and a while bc i really thought he was making me like lego flowers bc he likes that type of thing (which is so cute omgoodness idky i love#that sm about him like he likes to build legos 😆😆 so cute!!!) aannnywayyssss he came over the other day to drop off my present so expecting#some box or whatever and he just pulls up with his backpacks but i’m like ok that’s fine it has to be Somewhere right??? and then he pulls#out is laptop and i’m like ookkkaaayy idk where this is going and the. he pulls up the page aND ITS A WEBSITE FOR MY CROCHET BUSINESS AND 🥹🥹#HE MADE IT FROM SCRATCH WITH CODING AND EVERYTHING BC DUH HES A COMP SCIENTIST AND!!!!!!!#he was like i wanted to make you something that’ll you’ll need and would want as well and i was so shOOketh i was using my soft girl voice#and i was looking at him like 🥺🥺🥺 the whole evening bECAUSE!!!! SIR 😭 YOU HAVE SET THE BAR SKY HIGH and he was all shy (so friggin cute)#“do you like it 👉🏾👈🏾🥺 and i was just looking at him like ☹️😣🥺😧 I LOVE IT!!!#he hasn’t finished it bc he needs my input on some stuff before he continues but it should be done by the summer and he’s like maybe we can#work on it together LIKE BABE SWEETHEART DARLING OFC WE CAN DUUUHHHH#i’m honestly so in awe of this man i can’t even#Friendly Giant ™️#FG#mutuals my beloved <3#vk overshares in the tags
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I will forever be mad about Matt and Mello dying.
Also just imagine how awesome it would have been if, when Light opens the door of the warehouse and wants to escape from the warehouse, Mello and Matt are standing there, outside of the warehouse and get shown/revealed the moment Light opens the door, aiming their guns at him, Mello wearing his leather coat with feathers as well as his sunglasses and taking a bite of his chocolate bar while Matt is calmly smoking a cigarette while also aiming at Light with his gun and then you hear Near in the background telling Light that it's over.
#I can picture this so vividly for some reason#in the death note art style which was used in the anime and with their english voices and all#Unpopular opinion but Scene and emo music from the early 2000s suits to Mello and writing Death Note related stuff works best with this#music too#someone take the scene/emo playlists away from me#I just rediscovered those songs#They make me so happy#I've listened to them during my early teenage years#I spend a fair amount of my early teenage years with emos and weebs so that probably explains it#It was a super dark time of my life and I wouldn't ever want to go back but the songs and the scene/emo aesthetic gives me so much comfort#Death Note and Bsd will forever have a special and warm place in my heart#Matt and Mello then sleep at Nears place that day; comforting him and each other because what they went through was hell and what Near#witnessed in that warehouse was awful. To strangers he might seem as cold as always but Matt and Mello know how shaken up the other is#They realized it once they saw that Near was dissocating heavily; staring holes in the air and being semi verbal for the rest of the evenin#They spend the evening eating pizza; eating chocolate and Near plays with his toys; stims and actually seeks pressure hugs from one of them#Can be seen as Matt/Mello with Near as their friend or as Matt/Mello/Near#They don't chat a lot about what happened until literal days or weeks later#Might write a single post about it but idk if I want to upload any other drabbles and headcanons besides BSD ones on here#not bsd related#death note#death note mello#death note near#death note light#death note light yagami#death note matt#death note hc#death note headcanons#death note anime#death note manga#headcanon
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#UMMM not one of my mom's friends telling me to 'pursue love' after my mom told her about one of my guy friends who#was trying to go out with me#giving me flowers and chocolates and stuff after i told him that i wasn't looking for a relationship#and my mom's friend being all like 'give love a chance!! if it doesnt work out thats fine!!'#like ma'am how do i tell you that 1) i don't want a relationship right now and 2) i'm pretty fucking gay and not interested at all in guys#i said it nicely of course but wow being in the closet is something else lol#junk
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