#and a while bc i really thought he was making me like lego flowers bc he likes that type of thing (which is so cute omgoodness idky i love

[avatardoggo]

THIS MAN MADE ME A WEBSITE FOR MY BIRTHDAY 🥹😫😣😳😭🥰

[f4lse--real1ty]

Aaa hi! I saw your requests and I really loved them..also wanted to make a request Lego monkie kid!

Can I have one where the female reader is new in the city from another country and the characters go to meet her but when she speaks, she has a cute British accent..like she is very shy and socially awkward..tho she’s sweet lol

And sun wukong meets her too because of mk and started crushing on her?

Oooo! Thank you!!! Also, ofc! (also I got my nails painted :DDD)

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Story Info:

Characters: Team MK and Sun Wukong

Reader Gender: Female

TW/CW: None that I can think of

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-- Foreign but the sweetest --

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-- Meeting the Team --

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You were new to Metropolis so you didn't know most trends, people, or other things there

You were walking around and suddenly bumped into two people rather harshly

"Woah are you ok?"

"Oh god MK, I think we killed her!"

You got up quickly and apologized, then facepalmed because your accent was super strong

They both stayed quite for a while

"Wow I love your accent!!"

"O-Oh, thank you, Ms...?"

"Oh the name's Mei and this is MK." said pointing towards the young man next to her

"Hello, and your name is?"

"(Y/N), (L/N), pleased to meet you!"

"Nice to meet you too!" They said at the same time

They then took you to meet Tang and Pigsy

Let's just say they loved you (Pigsy saw you as the only respectful person there and Tang dumped wisdom on you)

You don't meet Red Son until later, but he enjoys your company

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-- Meeting the great sage --

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MK went training one day and thought, "Why not bring Y/N? She hasn't meet Monkey King!"

So he asked if you wanted to come with him

You said yes ofc

As you were walking towards Flower Fruit Mountain, he rambled about his adventures and training sessions with Sun Wukong

When you both arrived, you were met with cute little monkeys

You petted all of them bc they were just to dang adorable

They all heard something and left towards the sound

You and MK both turned and followed the monkeys

You were met face to face with the one, the only, Monkey King!

"MONKEY KING!!!"

You chuckled at MK's exclamation

"Hey bud, who ya got there?"

"Monkey King, this is (Y/N)!!!"

"Hello!" you said, your accent showing

Monkey King stared at you for a bit, then replied

"Oh, nice to meet you!"

You watched MK and SWK train

Once he was done, you both headed home

"Bye bud, make sure to bring back your cute friend sometime!"

You blushed a bit, while MK just stared at him shocked

You both left and headed home

You laid down on your bed and blushed thinking about what SWK said to you

<3

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A/N: Sorry if it took me a while! Have a great morning/day/night!

[gyuphorias]

just here to drop off some college boyfie jeongin thoughts....

walking into your room to see him just passed the fuck out. like you don't even know how he got in there (roomie let him in) and he just...made himself at home, literally fucking tucked in and drooling all over your pillow. takes forever to wake him up that you just stop trying, and when he finally awakens he's all >:( cause why didn't you wake him up??? ends up closing your laptop and textbooks to drag you into bed, throwing the covers over your heads so he can cuddle with you and talk about how your day went <3

on the nsfw side of things, and we've spoken about this a few times, cockwarming him while you get a paper or timed test done. he reminds you to be still and to focus, reiterating that when you're done, you get him all to yourself. if it's a timed test, and you get 80% or above he's gonna fuck you so sweetly—actually he's kinda rough bc you've been clenching around him for just about an hour now, and he's kept his composure for far too long; if anything this is also a reward for him.

or grocery shopping w him?? you're getting all the things you absolutely need and he's slipping in snacks and toys...what the fuck does he need a lego set for? you barely even look at it before telling him to put it back. and he "does" but rlly ends up slipping it back into the cart. ends up making you build it with him, and it's one of those flower bouquets 🥺

this had had me on my ass for hours literally everything about it is perfect i can't even expand on these specific ideas bc they're just so good already </3 especially the first one like. just the image of jeongin being all cuddled up in bed, sleeping peacefully because he passed out waiting for you to come home :(

anyways i love the thought of domestic stuff with jeongin. grocery shopping together, even though you live in separate apartments. doing laundry at his place because your roommate is taking forever to do hers. making breakfast together after he stays the night at your place. he just thinks it's really good practice for when you finally live together :( he loves spending all of his time with you and waking up next to you in the morning is one of his favorite things ever.

on the nsfw side of things, he loves using study sessions at one of your apartments as a means to tease you. you're both shaked up on his bed, side by side, just studying when he bumps into you and suggests letting him help you with studying your flashcards for one of your classes. you agree, but he subtly turns it into a little game. every answer you get right, he plays with you a little bit more. he just wants to tease you so bad :( and when you get something wrong, he pouts for you when he has to pull his fingers away. but when you finish studying? let him reward you a bit! it's what you deserve for being such a hardworking student and so good for him <3 maybe he'll eat you out if that's what you want.

college boyfie jeongin i need u literally like i need air to breathe .......

[hqhunybuns]

hiiii can u plz do a kuroo first time blowjob?? thanks i love your blog!!!!!

hi sorry i was too busy playing animal crossing but im back

First Time Head with Kuroo

It was a bad idea that popped into your head, a terribly devilish thought that you were sure would get you in trouble-- but it was worth a shot, wasn't it? 

You were the Nekoma volleyball team manager, and also the captain's girlfriend. What a wonderful world you live in; the team adored you, your boyfriend thought you were as sweet as sugar. The truth be told, you and Tetsurou had only gotten to first base the entirety of your eight month relationship. You were shy when it came to physical affection, and you had a bad habit of getting too nervous when your boyfriend's hands started wandering further than your shoulders. He was always the perfect gentleman when you had to stop due to your erratic heartbeat, and while you profusely apologized every time, he took it in stride and never pressured you to do anything you weren't comfortable with.

It wasn't that you didn't think he was attractive, it was quite the opposite. He was Adonis-- tall, lean muscle, abs, strong jaw line, hair that you wanted to run your hands through. He was too perfect and it intimidated you. Other than the physical limitations you had set, it was a great relationship. The two of you could talk for hours, joking and laughing. His personality fit yours, he didn't get upset at your sarcastic quips, he actually enjoyed then and retorted back with just as much sass.

"Y/n, what's the problem? Why do you look so nervous?" your friend Aimee asked once class had been released for lunch.

"Yeah, and you look really sweaty..." your other friend Sayori mentioned, motioning to your red face.

Fanning your face with your hands, you admitted, "I'm going to do the deed today, that's why I look like a hot mess."

The two girls grinned and squealed, gaining the attention of the few stragglers in the classroom. You hushed then quickly, hiding your head in your arms. "Guys, please! This is already a stressful day! I don't need you all screaming and making a big deal of it." you mumbled into your arms.

Someone patted your head and ruffled your hair. "You really must be nervous if you're scolding us instead of screaming too."

"You may be right, Sayori-chan, normally Y/n is the first one of us to scream about something exciting."

You lifted your head and glared at your friends while trying to hide your growing smile. Aimee grabbed your cheeks and squished them together while Sayori hoped with excitement, "You're finally growing up! You put on your big girl thong today!"

"Oh my God, please don't ever say that again!" you groaned, trying to push the brown haired girls hands away from your hurting cheeks.

Sayori stopped her jumping and put her hands on small hips. "But it's true, you're going to be be the first one of us to actually put one of those things in your mouth."

Aimee stopped her assault on your poor face and rebutted, "Hey! I almost did!"

"Yeah, but then you woke up from your dream and realized Morisuke wasn't actually there." you teased light heartily.

The three of you laughed and you finally stood from your desk, stepping out of the classroom with your two best friends. Your trio hiked up the steps to the roof, opening the door and scoping it out, making sure no one had claimed your lunch spot for themselves. The warn sun caressed your face and the breeze carried the scent of the freshly bloomed flowers with it, pollen included. It was a gorgeous day, barely any clouds in the sky and birds happily perched on the edge of the roof, singing songs in hopes of finding a mate.

Plopping down on one of the benches, you confessed, "I've never seen his... you know what in person, what if I hurt him?"

Sayori tied her red hair in a messy bun before responding. "I've given a hand job before, they're surprisingly durable; you're only going to hurt him if you bite him or something like that."

Before you could respond with a smart ass comment, the devil named Tetsurou texted you.

 Volleybitch (4) unread messages

Hey doll face (Ф∀Ф)

im bored Kenma wont stop playing fire emblem to talk to me

he keeps talking about defeating the death knight but idk who that is

we still on for tonight? you get to pick the movie as long as its good

 You rolled your eyes as you responded.

tell him to recruit lysithea and he can one shot him with her lol

yeah we're still on!! the fams gone for the weekend so we can actually use the big tv in the living room

 just promise to take a shower before we leave bc i dont want u sweating up my couch you stink

literally all the time

nasty sweaty man

Putting your phone away, you focused on your friends who were still more excited about your nights rendezvous than you were. It was true that you didn't want your boyfriend making your house smelling like a gym, but you didn't want to put your mouth on him when he was just running around getting sweaty. You had standards, and smelling and tasting sweat was not apart of those standards

"You ready to ditch this popsicle stand?" Kuroo asked, tossing his water bottle in his gym bag. His hair was slightly damp from the quick shower he had just had.

You rolled your eyes and replied sardonically, "With you? Never."

 "You're right, look at that eligible bachelor over there waiting to watch a shitty movie with you tonight." He walked over to you and flipped you, pointing at volleyball pole that was being put away. "That handsome man wants to take you to dinner, but he can only afford McDonalds. So sad, Y/n, you can only get something off of the dollar menu."

 You raised your eyebrows in fake consideration. "Perhaps, but he doesn't have any muscles, so it's a hard pass. Sorry, mister pole, but you're still single." 

Your tall boyfriend laughed and guided you towards the gym doors, his hand on your back. You bit back a blush when he rubbed your back slightly. You're about to give this man a blowjob and you wanna blush when he touches your back? You were hopeless.

Your tall boyfriend laughed and guided you towards the gym doors, his hand on your back. You bit back a blush when he rubbed your back slightly. You're about to give this man a blowjob and you wanna blush when he touches your back? You were hopeless.

"So what movie have you decided on? It better not be anything related to Minions or Legos, or I promise you I will cry." Tetsurou deadpanned.

Humming, you grinned. "It's a surprise."

The ten minute walk to your house felt like an hour. You and Kuroo talked about the tournament coming up, but all you think of was the fact that you were going to suck this hot man's cock. The thought made you blush and salivate. Ideally his shirt would be off, letting you see how his work out regime gave him a delicious torso. You wondered how big he was, how thick it would be; would he taste good, would he be shaved? What if he didn't want you to suck him off? Would he find it repulsive?

"Y/n? Hey, dollface, we're at your house, stop walking or you're going to end up at your neighbors front door," Tetsurou's voice brought you back from your daze.

"Oh, sorry, I was just thinking of a strategy for the team and I guess I got lost in thought." you chuckled nervously, forcing your blush to evade.

Unlocking the door and stepping inside, your heart officially started to race. How was this going to start? 

Right, start a movie! 

"I'll start a movie if you wanna go get us something to drink from the kitchen," you suggested as you made your way towards the living room.

You shut the blinds in fear your neighbors would end up looking into them and seeing your lewd actions and quickly double checked to see if you locked the front door. Call yourself paranoid, but you didn't need anything interrupting. 

Tetsurou returned with two glasses of water and a smirk. Once he placed the two glasses on the coffee table, he sink into the couch and gazed at the TV. "So, I see the decision is The Breakfast Club. Again."

"You know it's one of my favorite movies!" you argued, sitting beside him.

The movie started, and twenty minutes into the movie, it was time to start your plan. 

You took a deep breath, exhaling through your nose. With a shaky hand, you ran it down Tetsurou's arm idly, gaining his attention. You could see his eyebrows raise in question as he gazed at your fingers brushing against his bicep. You wet your lips and kissed his cheek, traveling to his mouth. 

This caught him completely off guard.

He didn't complain, though, shifting his body to make it more comfortable for the both of you. Feeling confident in yourself, your tongue brushed against his lips, asking permission to enter. He happily obliged, opening his mouth and letting your tongue graze his. His hands wandered to your shoulders, rubbing them as your tongues battled for dominance-- in the end, Tetsurou was victorious. 

Your lower stomach was getting hot, you could feel your panties begin to dampen with arousal. His hands trailed down your shoulders to your arms, rubbing them softly. Your hands went to his hair, running your fingers through the tresses. The black haired boy groaned in your mouth, making you clamp your thighs shut. Feeling a burst of confidence, you broke the kiss and climbed into his lap, shocking him.

His eyes were dark with lust as he panted, "This is a nice surprise."

"Hush, or I'll stop." you murmured, going back to his lips with newly found gusto.

You've never been this aroused, your panties were soaked and threatening to spill onto your inner thighs. You knew your face was flushed brightly, but kissing Kuroo and feeling him harden beneath you was making your brain numb. It buzzed with lust and you could only focus on how his hands moved to your sides and how they felt like hot fire, his finger tips leaving warmth.

Experimenting was never something you thought you'd do, but you swiveled your hips in his lap, earning a heartfelt groan from the man beneath you. Breaking the kiss once more, you gazed at him with glossy eyes. Remembering your research, you stepped off of his lap and kneeled in front of his sitting form, peering at him through your lashes.

You'd never seen Kuroo blush, but seeing you on your knees, flustered, hair tousled, and lips plump from kissing, you'd think he'd passed out. 

The tent in his shorts were impressive, no matter how baggy the shorts were. Licking your lips once more, your shaking hands tentatively rubbed up his thighs, nearing his growing cock. He stuttered and swallowed harshly. "What do you think you're doing, doll face?"

"I'm going to suck you off, Tetsurou," You swore you heard him groan. "Unless you have a problem with that?"

He shook his head. "Not at all."

Swallowing the sudden nerves, you helped him pull his shorts and underwear down, releasing his cock. Your eyes widened once you saw how impressive it was. Would that fit in your mouth? Licking your lips, you stuck your tongue out and grazed the head of his swollen member, enticing a hiss from your boyfriend.

"Fuck, Y/n..." he muttered, bringing one of his clenched fists to his mouth, biting it.

Gaining the confidence back you had originally, you popped the head into your mouth, sucking it lightly. Tetsurou stuttered out a moan, whispering your name. You went down his shaft a bit further, gripping one of his thighs for leverage. Kuroo was very vocal, giving you praises and groaning every time you sucked your cheeks in. Your other hand went to grip the rest of his cock that you couldn't fit into your sore mouth. He was girthy, your jaw was beginning to hurt from the unusual strain. You bobbed your head with more speed, glancing up at Tetsurou who had his head thrown back in pure bliss. Your neglected, throbbing sex was growing more aroused with slick, this boy was going to be the death of you. 

His hips started thrusting shallowly to meet your mouth, one of his hands going to your hair. His moans were becoming louder and the grip in your hair was growing tighter.

"That's it, Y/n, don't stop. God, who knew you had such a good mouth," he praised. 

Kuroo Tetsurou was coming undone before you and it was sexiest thing you've ever seen.

All because of you.

[katahnisharma]

meeting the family | t.h.

Can we get a head connon with meeting Toms family? Please love and I love your writings - requested by @tomholland64

oh my gosh, i love this! and thank you so much ♡ i had to repost bc my tags didn’t work the first time, sorry!

When Tom first brought up meeting his family, you were taking a walk in the park with Tessa

You were like afgjndf okay??

Because you were freaking out, who wouldn’t be?

You loved Tom, and meeting the family was a big deal because Tom was super close to them

Somehow you managed to go “yeah that’d be nice” and then afterward proceeded to go into panic mode

Tom found it cute, that you were so nervous because it meant that you really wanted them to like you

You kept asking him about everyone so you could make conversation and not sound like an idiot

“So Harry likes photography? Okay, I need to research famous photographers and camera types.”

“Sam likes cooking right? Lol then how come you suck at it, Tommy?”

*Tom stares off into the distance like he’s on the Office*

“Does Paddy like legos or is he too old for that? I bet he likes Star Wars though”

You took notes on everything Tom told you, and then did your own research because Tom was pretty useless

“Love, even I don’t know this much about my family, how did you find this stuff out?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?”

Tom couldn’t stop laughing when you made him take you golfing so you wouldn’t look bad in front of Dom (you know, just in case), and you kept missing the ball completely

But he took you for ice cream after so it was all good

Then D-day came and you were running around like a headless chicken, trying to appear calm and composed

Tom had been ready ages ago, and now he was just watching you race around with a stupid smirk on his face

“Oh my god, I can’t wear this! What was I thinking?”

Your shared bedroom was a mess, clothes everywhere and jewelry strewn on the bed

Tom made a joke about an atomic bomb so you threw him out, you didn’t need that type of negativity right now

“But I live here too!”

“Try me, and you won’t for much longer bug boy”

Eventually you picked something that you felt good about and did your makeup

When you heard a little bark, you realized Tessa had been buried under a pile of clothes and had chewed up one of your dresses

But you just couldn’t stay mad at her so you ended up smothering her in kisses instead

“Can we go now?” Tom whined because he’s a literal five year old you and can’t argue this point with me

You finally emerged in a blush pink floral tea dress and the least annoying pair of heels you owned, giving him a tiny spin

“Does this look like I didn’t try too hard but also that I tried really hard?”

“What does that even mean?”

“Like I put thought into it but I’m also super chill, because that’s the vibe I’m going for here”

“You look hot, maybe I can cancel and we can just stay here and…you know…”

At this point you throw your clutch at him and he peppers your face with kisses because you guys are adorable™

So now you’re driving to Tom’s house, your heart beating so loudly you can hear it

Tom is playing some CD he bought while the two of you went record shopping and he keeps one hand on your thigh protectively

What, you looked really gorgeous? He could never keep his hands off you.

He kept telling you that you looked beautiful and had nothing to worry about, but did he expect you to believe him?

Meeting your boyfriend’s family is nerve-wracking, according to like every romcom ever

The drive was way too short in your opinion, and you literally refused to get out of the car for a few minutes

“Darling, you have to actually get out to meet them. I don’t think they’ll fit in here.”

“Tom, I can’t do this. They’re going to hate me and break us up like in Monster-In-Law!”

????????? Tom.exe has stopped working

“Okay, if you’re talking about the movie with JLo, don’t they end up together? And would you stop worrying, they’re going to love you. I talk about you all the time, I promise it’ll be fine”

Tom basically drags you out of the car, you clutching the bottle of wine and flowers you bought and trying not to trip

When he rings the doorbell, he holds your hand to calm you down

And also to stop you from running because let’s be honest, you were considering it

“Have I told you recently that you’re too pretty for me and I’m so lucky?”

“I mean…..maybe…..”

The door opens and your heart almost stops because the entire Holland family is standing in the doorway and smiling at you

You now realize where Tom gets his looks from because the entire family is GORGEOUS???

“Um, can we come inside first before you ambush her?”

Nikki gives you a hug immediately, thanking you for the flowers which just so happened to be her favorite

Heh, what a coincidence you totally did not pester Tom about it

Dom loves the wine, and is impressed when you tell him where it comes from

Tom is trying not to laugh because he’s the actually the one that bought the wine, but he won’t tell them that because you’re finally at ease

The twins love you already, because they can tell you make Tom really happy and you’re so sweet

Like you actually try talking about photography with Harry, who can tell you know nothing about it but he’s touched

And when you tell Sam that you wished you could cook, he actually offered to teach you just to spend more time with you

Paddy has officially made a new friend and big sister, and he begs Tom to bring you over more often so you can watch movies together because in his words

“She’s way cooler than you”

“Gee, thanks.”

Nikki thinks you’re wonderful, she’s very happy Tom found you and she can’t stop smiling at the two of you. She’s seen her fair share of girls and you’re already her favorite, especially when you offered to help her set the table and clean up after

Dom got to talk to you when Tom went outside with the boys to kick a soccer ball around, and he was really surprised to find you so intelligent too. You could hold your own and you had a strong mind and he appreciated that

He listened to you talk about world events and college and Nikki came to listen too and she loves that you know so much

“Dom, she’s so smart!”

When the boys come back in they try to understand what you’re talking about but it’s a big ?????

Tom is both low-key jealous and also really happy that his family has basically adopted you and likes you more than him

“Hey, it’s your eldest son remember me?”

“Tom, Y/N was just telling us about her classes! Did you know she’s majoring in Chemical Engineering?”

“Well, yeah I’m her boyfriend.”

Sam and Harry basically talk your ear off during Lunch, until Nikki tells them to knock it off because Tom is being pouty

“Mates, she’s my girlfriend and I wanna sit next to her.”

“You snooze you lose Tom”

He was an upset boi until you kissed him and told him that you would sit next to him after Lunch

Paddy tells you about his school and wants to know how you decided what you wanted to do but you tell him that he’s got plenty of time to figure that out and he should enjoy school in the meantime

After Lunch everyone sits outside in the garden and drinks while the sun sets because the aesthetic, ya feel?

“You better marry her, Tom.” Nikki whispers when you go play with Paddy

“Don’t worry, I’ve already got the ring”

Eventually it’s time for you and Tom to leave and everyone is sad about it because they love you

“Don’t forget to call us and you’re welcome any time.” Nikki sends a ton of food with you and Dom apologizes because you’re actually about to fall over and the boys can’t stop laughing

“Bye, everyone!” You finally finished hugging everyone and promising you’ll be back when Tom literally picks you up and takes you back to the car

“Hey, I wasn’t done saying goodbye!”

“You can call them later, we’d literally be 85 by the time you finish”

The entire car ride back you can’t stop gushing about Tom’s family and how great they are and Tom just can’t stop smiling

Because he’s so happy you like them and that they like you, it’s everything to him and he can’t wait to bring you around all the time

Tom will never admit it, but he was super nervous too and the fact that it all went perfectly means you must be “the one”

And with the ring in his jacket pocket, he can’t wait to solidify it and finally make you Mrs. Holland too

requests open!

[ksgi]

Astro in Daycare au

okay i thought about this and i found it really cute(this was better in my head honestly)

Myungjun:

Lil sunshine

everyone loves him and he loves everyone

smiles all the time bc everyone says hes cute when he smiles

makes flower crowns and give it to other kids

sings while making them (the adults found it so adorable they had to film it once)

everyone forgives him right away when he does somthing wrong

“dont do it again okay??”

“myungjuns is sorry” and then gives them puppy eyes

they try to stay mad but myungjun is just too cute so they just give in and forgive him

he always uses aegyo to get out of trouble tbh

a prankster

he mostly pranks the day care workers and hides their things

has watch too many disney movies tbh

wants to be the princess instead of the prince

believes in santa

also plays house with jinjin as a dad and him as a mom

judges minhyuk bc he wont play house with him

“why wont u play house with me”

“because im a hero”

myungjun: :c

“okay maybe some heros play house”

myungjun: :)

he’s so cute and he’s just happy all the time no one can ruin his day

Jinwoo:

The good kid

always listens to the adults and is very polite

acts as a big brother bc he’s the second oldest

scold the others when theyre misbehaving

very friendly and is also friends with everyone

likes myungjun and the flower crowns that he gives him a lot

fights with myungjun about who loves who the most

“i love you thiiis much”

“well i love you tHIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH”

caretakers would cry in the background of how adorkable they are

he also loves dogs a lot too

he smiles a lot

bc he likes making people happy

stands up for the other kids when theyre in trouble

would held responsible even though hes not the one who did it bc he doesnt like the other kids to fight

he also likes hugs

hugs the caretaker before leaving the daycare

when someone is crying he hugs them to comfort them

he also likes patting people’s head to

he thinks people would like it since dogs does

actually really precious pls protect him

he believes in santa so much

he also believes flying dogs are real(if there are flying reindeer then theres a flying doggo)

Dongmin:

The goody two shoes and the knows it all

the only one who doesn’t believe in santa

made a kid cry once bc he said santa isnt real(its jinjin)

says sorry after getting scolded

always listen to what the adults tell him

suprisingly mature for a 4 yo

listens to the adults

parents always compare him to other kids like how he’s such a good kid and well behave

acts his age when it involves minions

all his things have minions on it

brings a small minion plushy with him

he’s quiet and distant until you get close to him

he cares about others a lot

hes very very handsome but he's snobby when hes not close to u

hes always the prince whenever they have a play

lowkey he also likes bin because playing with him is fun even though bin always tease him

gives bin food to show affection

literally everyone teases him bc hes fun to tease

doodles on bin’s face when he’s sleeping as revenge for teasing him

dont ever fight him

he becomes very agressive if u do lol

Bin:

Eats literally everything

like bIN NO THATS A PENCIL NOT FRENCH FRIES

always steals food from other kids

uses his puppy eyes when he gets caught

looks intimidating at first but in reality he’s really soft and just wants food

blames dongmin when he does something wrong

like when he spilled food on his shirt he’d immediately say “dongmin did iiiit !!”

dongmin yelling from the other side of the room “I DID NOT!”

also loves dongmin bc he gives him food

whenever dongmin does he smiles like the sun and everyone just cry

spaces out all the time

he’s literally full of distraction

says ‘yes’ even though he doesnt understand what theyre saying

sleeps all the time

literally would sleep everywhere

he  sleeps even if its not nap time

wakes up with doodle on his face and gets confused when the other kids laughs at him for no reason

likes to hug something when he sleeps

would hug everything close to him

hugs dongmin’s stuffed minion even though he doesn’t like minionS

Minhuk:

Very reckless

one time he climbed in a cabinet and yells “iM A HERO !! I CAN FLY!” and proceeds to jump of the cabinet

good thing he didnt get hurt and then after that he got scolded and told them he will never do it again

does it again later on

he’s quiet and shy but he is very energetic

watches too many power ranger cartoons

encourages sanha to 'save’ the world from evil with him

doesn’t want play house with myungjun bc he has more important things to apparently

“but i wanna play house too” sanha would pout

“but we gotta SAVE THE WORLD! WHAT IF OUR PARENTS GET EATEN BY A MONSTER”

“but can we play house after we save the world?”

“sighs* okay”

sanha: :D

he also loves building legos a lot

he wont let anyone help him with building legos

if they do he ends up crying

like bin, he also doesnt pay attention to his surroundings

gets flustered when he’s surrounded by people

doesn’t know what to do when someone cries so he calls for ms. anna loll

Sanha:

Smol devil

likes to prank others

myungjun’s partner in crime basically

acts cutely when he gets in trouble

Also very precious bc he believes in everything anyone says

Always ask random questions

“do aliens speak human or alien language? what if they come here and i dont speak alien language what do i do?”

a snitch

tells on the kids to the grownups just when they tell him not to 

the first one to tell the adults when someone makes the other cry

“ms annaaaa!! dongmin made jinjin cryyyy!!”

“NO I DIDNT MEAN TO!”

just like myngjun he gets whatever he wants using aegyo

“okay nap time kids!!”

“but i dont wanna nap yeeet! i wanna play more”

“no”

sanha: [does the puppy eyes]

“sighs* okay u can play for 30 more minutes”

sanha: :D

everyone just dotes on him bc he’s just so cute

always follows minhyuk around bc he likes being with him

if u make him cry everyone’s gonna fight u

[onlyjihoons]

boyfriend!jaehyun

ask:  I'm in love with boyfriend!haechan so can you do the same with Jaehyun and/or Mark and/or Ten (depending on how busy you are)? Please 💕 and thanks ❤ -anon friend

omg im so so so thankful you liked my bf!donghyuck au ahhh and i’m really sorry this took so long because it was the chinese new year holidays and i was visiting my friends and family and on top of that, schoolwork has been piling up since the common tests are coming up real soon,, i cri ;-; but my ask box is always open because after my homework is done i usually think of plots for my asks hehe ok im ranting too much 

pls give casper/jeffery lots of luv bc he’s rlly fluffy and i practically say this to everyone in nct but i nearly swerved into his lane at one point ngl

ok shall we start

let’s go

so there was once upon a time

where you moved to america for a period of time bc your parents were posted to work there

and this neighbourhood was super pretty like this:

and like

the neighbour beside ya’ll invited your fam into their house for a break

and they greeted you w loads of snacks:

and turns out they’re koreans being sent to america to work too

and like there was this shy boy hiding behind his mom

“yoonoh! don’t be shy!” you hear his mom nag

“...”

in the end his mom had to drag him

“this is yoonoh, he’s 6 this year”

and she got your mom get all excited like

dRaGgInG you too

“this is Y/N, she’s the same age as yoonoh!”

since that boy was so so shy

shy shy shy

you had to introduce yourself first

“i’m Y/F/N, let’s be friends yoonoh-ya.”

and he just sMiLeS at you

w those cute deep dimples

and you were shookt bc he wasn’t that shy boi anymore wth

then he just drags you upstairs to his room

to show you his Lego collection

and that’s where it all started

fast forward 8 years later

ya’ll were at your friend’s lil birthday party

and by now you guys were neighbours and best friends at the same time

so ya’ll played truth and dare w your friends

ok a lil back track here

there was one fine day when you and jaehyun were playing on the swing

and you noticed how handsome he was

like he was already cute enough

and your hormones whispering to you like

“he’s cute! go get him!”

you nod internally but another part of you stops yourself

“don’t do it you’re gonna risk your friendship”

so you just sigh to yourself and keep that crush on him to yourself

and you vented your feelings into your diary

you brought that diary to school

and left it on your table during recess

your other bestfriend not so innocently peeks into your sacred diary

bc she saw you acting more girly around jaehyun

and boom

she knew

so she told the whole class about it

except you and jaehyun

she also knows about jaehyun’s crush on you

thanks to his trustworthy friends

and she planned all of this on purpose

ok back to the party

when the pen pointed between you and jaehyun

ya’ll picked dare bc yolo

but

your friends dared ya’ll 7 minutes in heaven

they locked ya’ll in this attic

which was pretty cosy tbh

sat face to face w each other

and your defence mechanism kicks in

“more like 7 minutes in hell,” you scoffed

little did you know that you hurt poor woojae’s feelings

and his face turns serious like

“Y/N,”

“what”

“can i tell you something?”

“yeah sure”

“promise not to tell anyone”

“we’re best friends, yoonoh-yah.”

then he snapped at the word best friends

“i really hate it when you say that!”

and you were like whot is happening did i do smth wrong

“i really hate it when you label us as best friends”

then you thought he was being ridiculous

“then what do you want us to be?”

“i want you to be my girlfriend”

oH tHat’s when shit got real

you slowly shifted backwards

like so shookt

your crush actually like you back

your dreams actually came true

and you were like

“don’t try to make me feel better, yoonoh.”

and that’s when he leans in and kisses you

you guys’ first kiss awh

and after a few seconds he leaned his head against yours

“i love you, Y/N.”

and shortly after you hear whispers outside

“have they kissed yet?”

“omg what if they’re having that”

“ew no way!”

you and jaehyun laugh @ your friends bc they being silly

so ya’ll hold hand and prepare to get out when the door opened

and your friends saw ya’ll w hands interlaced

and they swooned omg

“awhhhhhhh!11111!!!!!!”

and cheeky jae:

i shall timeskip or i will faint

now ya’ll are like 18

jaehyun’s a trainee from SM

ngl you were super proud of him

ya’ll lived together while your parents stayed in america

you lived w jaehyun’s parents

and jaehyun ofc

on one condition

no hanky panky and the you know what i mean

you willingly obliged bc you aren’t that kind of person

but jaehyun was

only a tiny bit

bc you were so smol and kyoot

he felt the need to protect you at all costs

partially bc his height towered over u

and he didn’t want to disappoint both of ya’ll parents as well so

one day his parents went out of town to run some errands

and left ya’ll at home

the moment his parents stepped out of the house he pushed you into the store room

and:

i’m am a mark stan i’m a mark stan i’m a mark stan

and you were so shookt like WHAT ARE YOU DOING

you were retaliating but this boy has super human strength

and after a few moments he pulled away and 

“you had no idea how much i wanted to do that”

you slapped his chest and scolded him

“you do know that I live here under one condition right”

“but my parents aren’t home🌚”

“that doesn’t mean you can just-- nevermind”

and you just stormed out of the store room

but inside you were idk a mixed feeling

like your heart bbbeating so fast

yet you’re mad jaehyun broke the rules

jaehyun knows you liked it

lol

you slumped on your shared bed, staring at the ceiling

“babe?”

“go away”

“i know you liked it”

YES I LOVE IT ANNYEONGHAESEYO IOI IMNIDA

you just back faced him and ignored him

and then stupid jaehyun he joins you lying on the bed

“i didn’t know the ceiling was more good looking than me”

“i didn’t know you were such an asshole”

ooOHHH SIKE

jaehyun was dying internally bc damn you were so cute

then jaehyun hugged you from behind

“i’m sorry babe, did i make you mad?”

MAD LIFE MAD LIFE MAD LIFE

you finally turned to face him

“what do you think”

jaehyun resorts to aegyo

bc he knows you’re weak

“woojae is sooo sooooo sorryyyyy”

and you forgave him

you guys went on dates

like food dates

at home lololol

because why eat out when you have a masterchef at home

so instead ya’ll went on a grocery shopping date most of the time

jaehyun carrying you and plopping you into the trolley

people were staring at ya’ll overgrown kids

you screaming as jae pushes you at 100000km/h

the security nearly kicked ya’ll out

when jaehyun cooks you always hug him from behind

and he nearly burned down the kitchen bc you distract him

and him always sneaking those pieces of meat and feeding you before the dish is even done

and the end product was only left w 4 pieces of meat

when nct u was about to debut jaehyun had late practices

and he had lesser time w u

you were a little sad tbh

but you know his career is more important

esp if his company finds out he’s dating

that wouldn’t be a good thing

cough

and there was one day jaehyun didn’t return home

at least jae could drop a message that he was not coming home or smth

but he didn’t so you were riled up about that

you texted jaehyun a million times but he’s only read them

you were so annoyed at jaehyun ngl

then you received a text from taeyong

“we’re having our showcase tomorrow, jae really needs your support”

you were rolling your eyes and typed a haste reply

“what support? he doesn’t come home or drop me a message”

“i’ll have backstage passes for you and his parents, i’ll send you the link”

you made a mental note to yourself to attend it nonetheless

“did jaehyun bribe you to do this?”

“... no”

“pls tell him i’m mad @ him ok”

the next day you and his parents attended his debut showcase

and when you saw him perform you were so proud AHHH

you and his mom cried

after the showcase ended you went back stage

and jaehyun shows up with flowers

i couldn’t find jaehyun w flowers so here’s cuddly jae

“i’m sorry i kept you waiting babe, happy anniversary”

and then he pecks your lips right on the spot

the nct members were shookt

what jaehyun...why...

cue your cheeks flushing red

and jaehyun giggling cause u cute awh and hugging you

ok i shall end here

thank you for requesting omg

pls show jaehyun lots of luv

this is probably not on par w the rest of my boyfriend series

i will re write if its not up to standard,, sorry:(

ok anyway 

have a nice day/night ahead!💘