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my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

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in times like these at least i have the character

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stealing packages off peoples porch has to be simultaneously one of the dumbest and most mean-spirited crimes out there. you dont even know what it is you stupid idiot. youre just taking for the sake of taking. genuinely fall down a flight of stairs

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I feel like... if we wanted factory jobs to come back to America, we would have to have the factories here.

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The girls who tweet shit like “I’m toooooo pretty to work omg” are getting sent to the assembly lines first

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"a trip to the alps could cost twice as much as it did 3 years ago"

"porsche raising prices by 20% in response to tariffs, what this means for you"

"how local man rebalanced his budget when his stock portfolio lost $10k last Wednesday"

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i am really not looking forward to tumblr pretending that JK Rowling posting one mean (and yes obviously bigoted) tweet about asexual people is the same thing as spending the last ten years of her life (& millions of pounds) dedicated to stripping trans women specifically of all of our rights.

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Love some miserable Elon in the morning

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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

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just because i’m not posting about it does not mean i am not thinking about it. absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

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give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

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we need to kill whoever invented onedrive

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So we all mocked the Minecraft movie and agreed to not give it money...only for y'all to immediately go see it?

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