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Can you please do a monkie kid X reader where mk turns into his monkie form to cuddle the reader this is just pure fluff

hello! I will be writings fanfics again but it will be really slow, I apologize about that! Life’s been really busy! But without further ado I present…

— Cuddles with the Monkie Kid —

It was a long tiring day.

You entered Mk’s apartment that he shared with you above Pigsy’s noodles. Mk wasn’t home yet so you decided to take a quick shower and eat your favorite snack. You set the water to your preferred temperature and entered the shower. After your shower, you decided to make yourself (Favorite snack.) You put on a movie while eating your snack, it was a relaxing moment for you and you couldn’t wait for Mk to get home. It had been a while since you returned home and Mk still wasn’t back, you decided to go to bed for a quick nap. Nothing too crazy! You couldn’t fall asleep so easily though, you were used to falling asleep with Mk. You found a nice fluffy, weighted blanket and decided it would have to do.

You didn’t know how long it had been, but you had heard the door open. You stayed still as it was probably just mk and you began to fall asleep again. That was until you felt Mk join you in the bed and rip off your blanket, you were about to say something before you saw a golden glow and quickly getting dragged back down into Mk’s arms. You felt…warm, and a tail wrapped around one of your legs. You looked up at mk in his monkey form, you started smiling softly. You reached your hand out for his ear and he let you pet him, “I missed you” he said in a soft whisper for only you to hear. A low rumble came from his chest, he was purring! You giggled softly before kissing his cheek, “I missed you too…” He brought you closer to him nuzzling himself into your neck to truly appreciate you and your scent. He purred even louder, he was so sweet. You felt your eyes getting droopy as you both fell into a deep slumber, still in each other’s loving arms.

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coming back

hello everyone! I’m just coming back to say that after a bit of rebranding I will start taking commissions again! It’s just been a little hard bc of school but it is what it is! After the rebranding I’ll start on a new commission :)

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I present to you my newest crackship that everyone will love: Corruptednightmare shipping.

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can I make a request of a macaque x fem reader thats thick and curvy and reader is insecure of her stretch marks because her friends and family would make fun of them or tell them they were fat and she needed to be skinny If you can if not ok

but also how are you

ofc ofc!

Im doing fine btw tysm for asking, I’ve just been signing papers to adopt wooly he’s my son now<3

Anyways!!!

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Insecure? Not on his watch!

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It all started when he realized you wore hoodies more often then you used to.

it concerned him for a bit but he decided to play it off as you just trying a new style

that isn’t until he hears you murmur something over and over in the mirror

NOW. he’s worried

he’ll go up to you asking if you’re okay

whatever your answer is btw he doesn’t mind and still just tries to make you comfortable

but if you straight up break down, oh he is going panic mode

he immediately wraps his arms and tail around you while murmuring sweet nothings

it hurts him to see you sad

once you’ve calmed down, he would ask ever so gently

”what’s wrong hun?”

this almost makes you cry even more but you take a deep breath and tell him about how you’re insecure about your stretch marks and how people would only make it worse by making fun of them

he pauses, which worried you a bit until suddenly he leaned down (you’re both sitting down sorry for not saying this earlier :<)

and he started softly kissing your curves and thighs making you blush extremely hard

in fact you sorta froze up from the suddenness of his actions

after a while he pulls you into a hug again while tracing shapes on your thighs and curves with his hands

”you’re perfect just the way you are, don’t let anyone change that, got it?”

this made you blush a bit before hugging him back and thanking him over and over <3

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A/n: if anyone criticizes your own body, don’t listen to them. They’re all just big dummies because everyone is perfect the way they are<3

goodbye for now dears^^

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Hello I hope you are well I was wondering if you could write a nsfw hedcanon of azure lion from lmk for a female reader (male pronoun) if he doesn't like the idea I could change it to a romantic one

ofc ofc!

anyways NSFW! if you click on it and get traumatized don't blame me or the person who requested this

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-The lion king's "quirks"-

7.6 inches...do what you want with that info.

gentle at the start but once your guys' boundaries are set in stone, he'll go at whatever pace you want.

he loves marking you. no further words.

GAWD DAYUM DOES HE HAVE STAMINA. (bro could go for like 7 rounds if you let him)

he'll let you bury your face in his uhhh man badaonkers.

Tug his hair. do it. he'll love it

VERY. vanilla but you can't really blame him-

kind of silent but if you make noise, he'll make some noise

(yeah that bed you guys started out on? it's broken.)

After care with him is the best, you'd be looking at the sweetest smile on his face as he cleans you up and makes sure you're comfy. <3

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SORRY FOR IT BEING SO SHORT AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME OF NO FICS WRITTEN BY ME.

Anyways have a good morning/afternoon/night! <333

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Hey! Just checking if your back!

HIII SORRY I WAS GONE^^ SCHOOL IS SO MEAN. BUT NOW I FEEL READY <3

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oh lordy

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They're figuring out the fire lol

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HAPPY SANS SWEEP QUEEN DEATH DAY

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I’m tired of your bullshit You took my heart and ate it But I won’t be your victim Can’t take it anymore You’re nothing but a monster And I was your prey, carnivore

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Miss, That was national TV… 

She’s 23, she’s 23. 

Mei being a streamer and a professional motorcyclist at 23 and still finding time to party and hang around the shop, it’s a flex.

Bestie you have a race tomorrow at 7, saving the world at 9, and a party with sponsors at 10, who’s your secretary who made your timetables??? BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD.

She IS the moment. 

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Hello! I saw you write for Ninjago AND Monkie Kid! So I was wondering if you could write lloyd and cole x a reader/ S/O who's basically Mei from Monkie Kid head cannons? (Part of the west dragon sea clan and has the Samadhi Fire in them) If not that's ok! Thank you have a great day!

-- Emo Anon 🖤

Oh OFC!!! I've been waiting for something like this lol

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Story Info:

Reader Gender: Gender Neutral

Characters: Lloyd and Cole

TW/CW: Reader questioning their self-worth for a little bit and a little bit of cursing (Also a lot of gifs)

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- Noodle Dragon -

(omg look at my daughter.)

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-- Lloyd --

Oh wow.

Green.....

No but seriously he loves the green dyed part of your hair

Lots of teasing from the other ninjas

"Wow Lloyd, you both have green parts. You really are soulmates~"

"Ooooh~"

That one "shut the f- up" face is given by Lloyd

When you showed him your dragon form, he couldn't help but awe at the noodle form of your dragon

"Awwwwww babe! You look so cute!"

You pulled out your phone and texted Nya

"About to beat up Lloyd, come record bestie."

"OMG YES ON MY WAY RN"

Let's just say he didn't have a really good day after that

Now regarding the Samadhi fire.

You were always insecure and now that you're dating the Green Ninja, you became even more insecure due to not fully being able to control your newfound power

He doesn't mind your fire at all, if you get insecure, he'll kiss you all over until you're both in a giggling fit

"What if I can't control it? What if I hurt you-"

*smooch*

"I know you won't. I love you so much."

Whenever you get pissed off, he doesn't believe he's in real life because of how chill you usually are

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Bonus:

Him reacting to you beating up the villain(s)

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but ngl he kinda thinks it's hot (pun intended)

He'll go up to you after you finish beating the villain(s) up/after the fight and attempt to calm you down (lots of teasing from the team)

"C'mon honey, we won. It's ok now."

He holds your hands, he doesn't care if he gets 3rd degree burns, love makes you crazy, right?

After you calm down and start smiling again, he'll kiss your cheek and walk you home to the monastery

He doesn't mind your outbursts; he knows you didn't ask your great x100 to take that part of the Samadhi fire

Overall loves you very much <3

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-- Cole --

He really loves your dragon form

Noodle shaped dragon>>>>

Your personalities don't really clash but they are somewhat opposites

Cole: mindful and calm (sometimes) You: Hyper and loving

Opposites attract ig

Dude loves cuddling with you, you're as warm as a bear to him (bro some kid hugged me and said this to me, and I was laughing my head off it was fucking hilarious)

Bake him a cake and he's all yours

He's very interested in your clan and loves hearing stories/legends from you

He kisses your dragon form a lot

Now onto the Samadhi fire

He made sure to not show any negative emotions around you when you got into your fire form

Again, he knows you didn't ask for this power at all

He doesn't mind your form at all, he makes sure to kiss you every time you're in your Samadhi fire form

Kisses you everywhere because he loves you

He doesn't care if he ever gets 3rd degree burns because he decided to kiss you or hug you while you were covered in the fire You get very surprised, but it helps you calm down

Overall loves you to bits <33

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A/N: SORRY FOR NOT BEING SO ACTIVE BUT ANYWAYS hope you have a great morning/afternoon/night! <333

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©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

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more silly turtles

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are requests open?

Yes, just very slow responses are to be expected

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Hii!! Not a request but can I ask you who were your inspirations to writing lmk x readers?? Also, can you recommend any authors as well? Thank you!!!

Most of my inspirations I don't really know their names, but one of the main ones is the amazing @/ ghosts-garden :)