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PROMPTS FOR TEASING A FRIEND WITH A CRUSH / NEW RELATIONSHIP !

sometimes our muses just need to pick on their friends when they have a very obvious crush on a third party or are getting into a relationship with someone new. feel free to change pronouns & descriptor words and play with the context, and specify which third party is being discussed if it's helpful! some suggestive dialogue is present, mainly towards the bottom of the list!

❝ ... holy shit, you like him/her/them. ❞ ❝ someone's blushing! ❞ ❝ seriously, you're the sappiest person i know. ❞ ❝ [name] and [name] sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! ❞ ❝ you are so head over heels in love, it is disgustingly adorable. ❞ ❝ i don't know what it is, but i have a feeling he/she/they like(s) you back. ❞ ❝ oh come on, don't you try to deny it. you like him/her/them. your face says so. ❞ ❝ uh-oh, somebody's in love! ❞ ❝ i never knew you were the type to get flustered so easily. ❞ ❝ oh, sorry, i forgot what i was even talking about, i was so fixated on watching you stare at him/her/them. ❞ ❝ you're totally gonna write him/her/them some cheesy poem or song, aren't you? ❞ ❝ i diagnose you with a serious case of smitten. ❞ ❝ i don't blame you. he/she/they is/are really hot. ❞ ❝ i can sense something really powerful about to happen between you two. ❞ ❝ did you see that?! he/she/they just stared at you! ❞ ❝ look at you, embracing your feelings for him/her/them! i'm proud of you! ❞ ❝ are you sure you're just looking at him/her/them because you like his/her/their shirt? ❞ ❝ when did you even know you liked him/her/them? ❞ ❝ you were holding hands with him/her/them! i saw it!! ❞ ❝ he/she/they was/were actually talking about you the other day, you know. ❞ ❝ oh my god, here he/she/they come(s)! just act natural. ❞ ❝ ... yep, he/she/they is/are definitely attracted to you. ❞ ❝ you can't keep your hands off him/her/them, can you? ❞ ❝ him/her/them giving you his/her/their number is a rite of passage into romance! ❞ ❝ maybe i'll believe you if you stop looking at him/her/them with those massive heart eyes the same way you did all those months/years ago. ❞ ❝ your expression is that of a man/woman/person in love, my friend. ❞ ❝ i have a picture of [name] biting his/her/their lip, wanna see? ❞ ❝ you're totally staring at his/her/their ass right now. ❞ ❝ holy shit, he/she/they sexted you? you have to sext him/her/them back! it's just proper etiquette! ❞ ❝ you're hard/wet thinking about him/her/them, aren't you? ❞ ❝ how did you accidentally send him/her/them a nude? ❞ ❝ i think he/she/they was/were just looking at your ass/crotch/boobs. ❞

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OKAY, GUYS! Which Valentine's Day/crush-related memes am I reblogging this year? Pick your poisons & comment down below or lmk in dms! You can choose as many as you want btw, go big or go home! 🤧 Here are the available options: one ; two ; three ; four ; five ; six ; seven ; eight ; nine ; ten ; eleven ; twelve ; thirteen ; fourteen ; fifteen ; sixteen ; seventeen.

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HELLO CHAT! 🫡 Sorry for being MIA these past few days, my profs decided to slam-dunk 40 pages of work on me real quick before my break could start bc why not 😒 but I only have ~8 pages left to write so manifesting I can finish & submit everything today and then be on here properly again 🙏 I'll make that post about which VDay memes to reblog and you guys can choose as many as you'd like while I'm tinkering away with my paper! Once I'm done with uni stuff I'll also go through my activity page & dms bc GOD knows even during 1 day away I get 3482473248 notifs and I believe I haven't been on here in like. 3 this time around

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"Chris surely you didn't buy the last copy of this Tobiascore book available on the Romanian market-" Perhaps I did 🤨

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And if I say this is Tobias...

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ASK  MY  MUSE  PRYING  QUESTIONS  ABOUT  ANY  OF  THE  RELATIONSHIPS  YOU  HAVE  SEEN  THEM  IN.

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HELPEMJUAISDHUGASDSHADKSAJS TOBIAS & ANY OF THE SHINIGAMI

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I'm in dissertation superhell rn so I can't be on here for ic stuff til ~tmrw or so, but in the meantime feel free to send me more asks to reply to once my break officially begins on Sunday ❤️

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dtiys for @definetelynotavampire!! Thanks for encouraging me to actually draw again, I loved the symbolism :D

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"PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MY SIDE" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

i'd really like it if you stayed close.

do you really have to go?

you're the first person who ever offered to stay.

i'd feel safer if you were here.

could you spend the night?

promise me you'll stay.

i don't want to be alone right now.

what if i asked you to stay here? would you?

i really need you here with me.

what are you doing? you said you'd stay with me!

i don't want you to go.

i need you here, with me.

can you stay a little while longer?

i hate goodbyes.

stay right behind me.

next time you leave, tell me first.

just five more minutes.

i can't face this alone.

it's better if we stick together.

we'll cover more ground if we stay as a group.

i could really use a friend right now.

it would mean a lot to me if you stayed.

don't go.

one minute you were here and the next minute, you were gone.

the last time i did this alone... it didn't go well.

keep your eyes on me.

you promised me you'd be here.

i don't do well on my own.

everything feels so much better when you're here.

i like the time we spend together.

wait. i'm not ready to leave yet.

is it okay if i stay here?

i can't face it alone. i need you here.

i'll sleep on the couch. you won't even know i'm here.

i hate being alone.

just one more kiss before you go.

stay close to me.

don't let go of my hand.

promise me i won't be alone.

i'm not ready to walk you out.

just a few more minutes. then you can leave.

do we have to go our separate ways?

things are easier with you.

i woke up and you were gone.

friends stick together.

please don't walk away from me.

when i'm alone... nothing is right.

you'd be better off staying here.

please stay. for me?

i always sleep better when you're next to me.

i can't let you go.

just one more hug.

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Tobias laughed so hard at this he's in tears rn

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There are plenty of scary things about Tobias but I fear the worst one by a mile is his unpredictability. Everything else you can prepare for to some degree, but in this case you don't even know you have something to prepare for, let alone what. It could be a random Tuesday and suddenly the friendly bubbly guy you've been hanging out with lately looks at you with intent to kill. A random Friday and a joke you've told him n times before which has made him laugh every time no longer receives a reaction. A random Sunday and after spending time with you for ages he just suddenly up and leaves, never to be seen again

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One thing about Tobias is that you cannot gift him food and expect him to eat it. Not because he's picky (*he's actually the opposite, he eats a bit of everything) but because of his position. It's pretty hard to kill a guy who knows how to fight as well as he does and who has a bunch of equally competent people working to keep him safe, so the best bet for his opps is to try and kill him via poison (*happened plenty of times 😒) which is why if he doesn't trust you, he's not eating jack shit you're giving him. You could've spent an entire day cooking something for him and the most he'd do is accept it and then toss it into the nearest trashbin when you're no longer looking. Maybe even while you're looking if he dgaf about you to that extent. This goes for full-course meals and for snacks. It's why he typically orders food under different names than his own, from restaurants he doesn't usually frequent, and when it comes to his own chefs he makes their dear friends taste the food first because in that way the chiefs can't put anything in there without also killing their loved ones, and if the food isn't poisoned those people get to eat part of a great meal For Free. How kind of him! (/lhj) ❤️

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he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows

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Talking to me issues you a VIP ticket for my secret roster in the same way chatting with various game npcs gives you important items that you'll need by the endgame

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I was thinking there aren't enough memes catered to third parties on this site (ex. two muses talking about a third) which imo make rp flow so much smoother sometimes bc it feels more realistic for interactions to not start & end at only the two people directly involved, but then I realized... blud, you have a meme sideblog. You can literally make your own dreams come true

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I'm dissecting Tobias whenever he has a mood swing on main bc compared to his childhood era they're SO much rarer nowadays. These days he's either apathy embodied (*compared to anger personified as a kid) or he throws an impulsively angry fit that ends in the other person's death; never in a peaceful resolution. The fact that he's even composed enough to walk away from something that makes him annoyed now is a huge step forward from his younger self patience-wise, but every time he walks away it's simultaneously further detaching him from the rare emotion he does possess and alienating him even more from the people around him who are, at moments like these, blatantly shown that they're being kept at an arm's length no matter how close they previously believed they were with/to him