#but he’s usually just amused

[lucid9158]

Why is SQQ always in like a constant state of shock/fear in these mxtx crossover comics 😭

( + Xie Lian )

Creds (X): @Young57440489, @janjan_1015, @HONBAE1

[bklily]

Oh, so now suddenly EVERYONE thinks Rook is hot. I see how it is. I am watching you.

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite Percy headcanons is that even after he no longer has the Curse of Achilles, the small of his back is still his Achilles' Heel. It won't kill him but it's still his weakest point.

Like, he hates if anybody even brushes against there unless it's Annabeth because it's too sensitive and it basically physically hurts him. He has to be the little spoon Always because it makes him feel like his back is protected. If anyone hits him in the small of his back even without a lot of force, like a friendly slap on the back, he will crumple like wet paper. His friends poke him in the small of his back just cause every time he will immediately stumble and start complaining at them and they find it funny. If someone actually smacks him in the back with any amount of real force he will be on the ground immediately and stay there. If he gets actually scratched there he will be bedridden for days. The curse may be gone but he will always carry it with him.

[azure-clockwork]

I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes

[muchmossymess]

okay but the unexplored potential of a revali and purah dynamic

revali is so keen to be the best of the best and push himself past all conceivable limits, and purah wants to find the limits of sheikah tech and magic only to barrel past them and nearly become god

so one day, purah comes to revali "how high can medoh fly?" and he pauses bc he hasnt thought about that much, which he realises is asinine how has he not thought of taking her higher "well her resting altitude is x but its possible to go higher, though i dont know her limits" and they just look at each other bc well now they have too know-

and it continues like that, purah coming to revali with questions about medoh or the rito or his wind magic or eventually just requests for assistance "i need you to fly this up there for me, clear out this monster camp, ect ect" and revali loving the attention and the chance to show off, and that hes able to prove himself as truly better (he often tries to rope in the other champions to compare) and purah is loving all the data and the chance to work so closely with a pilot and they both compliment each others personalities quite well, both sassy and intelligent and where purah is overbearing and bubbly revali is insecure and sulky

anyway this is all pre calamity stuff, i want them to be very good friends and cause chaos together and push each other to constantly better each other, and purah would scoff at revalis creative insults but internally laugh and file them away to use later, and revali may act uninterested when purah talks for hours about conclusions shes come to and different approaches they could take hes actually paying complete attention and thinking of ways to use this knowledge in piloting or training

[satoruxx]

the way i was staring at my screen when mc threw a whole ass cup at caleb and he just stood there after it shattered and said "did that help you calm down?" in the most relaxed voice ever..

[kingofanemptyworld]

after someone gets up the nerve to ask Suo where he caught his Dragonair, given their rarity and preference for secluded places

Suo: She came to me in a dream.

Nirei: Oh! Like, you had a vision of where to find her? Some sort of prophetic dream?

Suo: No, don’t be silly. I’m no psychic. I mean she literally visited my dreams and when I woke up — there she was.

Nirei: …

Suo: Some Pokémon dreamwalk, no?

Nirei: *frantically flipping through his notes on Dragonair’s evolutionary line* That’s… true. But… I don’t think Dragonair is one of them? They’re usually psychic or ghost types…

Suo: *smiles and shrugs but doesn’t elaborate*

Nirei: …Suo-san, my research can’t just be full of your jokes…

Suo: *pleased* You’re getting quicker about figuring them out, Nirei-kun!

[thegoldenavenger]

First pass at the bingliu and bingqiu fusions

Bingliu has all of lqg’s confidence, lbh’s social graces, and both of their crippling need to avoid failure!

Bingqiu loves himself sooooo much, is pretty detached, and definitely thinks he’s better than everyone else. He’s just helping, why are you running away!

In the ficlet I said lqg doesn’t like interacting with BingQiu (or… sqq thinks that) but really it’s because BingQiu mercilessly flirts and teases him, is effortlessly stronger than him, and kind of projects ‘oh you sweet thing, I could just eat! you! up! [pinches cheeks]’ energy and this is such a contrast from his interactions with lbh and sqq that he just gets very awkward all the time about it.

[chatdae]

honestly it doesn't bug me that Jerry Seinfeld is bad at acting because the other main cast of Seinfeld are so good, Jerry's acting becomes a joke in and of itself.

[azures-grace]

I joked that it'd be funny if Celeste and Benny were siblings.

well shit.

hi this is Benny, Celeste, and their mom Maria they're certainly something.

[oh-meow-swirls]

i think this was funnier in my head.

[i-am-simply-here]

Me trying and failing to explain to my boss why I think people with a disabled placard/parking thing (what are they called actually?) should be able to park in the parking lot at the nature reserve in town for free because I am struggling to find the words and it just kind of sounds like I'm whining about having to pay $10 to park in the reserve

[lowstakesvampires]

[theprinceandthewitch]

ANYWAY. Time to rewatch Separate Tides...

[hobnob-moth]

For the penultimate costume, we have Janus and Lilin as Lestat and Akasha from Queen of the Damned. Depending on what part of the story that sideways glance he's giving is either his attempt to best fit into the role Lilin is currently giving him, or him desperately trying to get out of this situation as soon as possible but knowing better than to run. For Halloween, we'll have the winner of Carmen and Janus stuck together in a dinosaur costume.

[walkingstackofbooks]

☠️ If you had to choose one of the 8 main characters to be assassinated during the series, who would it be and how would it be done?

Asking this one because I would find it very difficult.

(I meant to send you one of these before, but. forgor.)

-link to ask game!-

No question, it'd be Worf. Unless it would be Quark...

No, Worf. I'm sorry, my dude, you grew on me a lot in my second rewatch, but you're definitely my least fav.

As to how... Well. I think it would be easiest when he's living on the Defiant all alone. You could probably put some sort of subroutine into the replicator to poison his food prune juice. Death by prune juice. Sorry, my man 😬

(And then they could give his episodes to Jadzia to, like, actually develop her as a character! Give me all the Jadzia friendship episodes please :D ...And maybe throw in another Julian-suffering episode as a treat :P Or two. 👀 Just for me.)

Return question for you!

☠️ What would be the in-universe explanation for the assassination?