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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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need a t-shirt that says i had a weird heavily symbolic dream last night please don't talk to me

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

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unironically i love this website and the people who post here because like 4% of them are even more pedantic and specialized in their knowledge bases than i am, and they are ALL HATERS. these are my people, sincerely. i support them uncritically even though all of us are REALLY annoying

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op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad

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Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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I don’t think I have an Attention Deficit. I think I have an Attention Surplus. Attention is pointing Everywhere and frankly whatever you wrote in your email is not as captivating as That Radom Noise I’m Hearing

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Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

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I’ve never related more to a post in my life.

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you guys will reblog anything istg

this is an image with exactly 1x1 pixels. come on, reblog it. i fucking dare you.