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docterzerocare · 20 hours ago

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So ive been cooking up an epic the musical/life series au in my head for a bit and i want to share some of the thoughts - warning for epic spoilers n such

It started with imagining joel as odysseus (and naturally lizzie as penelope) and then i got the idea of him almost traveling through the different seasons of the life series but theyre all melting and blending together, and mayhaps the winners all have key rolls (i havent figured all of them out yet)

Going of this, grian is eurylochus and jimmy is polites - some bad boys crumbs but also polites death being jims canary curse (before it was broken) and eurylochus' mutiny could be visualized in a certain cactus ring

Another point for eury grian is i have scar as circe (charisma 100 fr) and hes the only one who didnt get lured (i hear a faint scar put your clothes back on in the distance)

More on scar, i picture circes island as a mix of magic mountain (with joel and scars connection with it), trader scars (being the front circe pulls to lure the crew in and adds to the winners being key characters with motifs of their season), and the jellie panda reserve (either as the nymphs he has to protect or turns men into pandas or maybe a mix of both) - i imagine in joel and scars confrontation here they look like the wizards (even tho they started as bad boy joel and secret life scar)

Next i matched up athena with gem because of the 2 fast 2 furious alliance and also yknow geminislay, listen i just had a vision of joel at his wits end stuck on calypsos island calling out to gem ok

I dont really have the other winners matched up concretely but i have seen someone pair scott with posideon which is funny and also works with his connection to water (and joels vendetta against him lmao) and i can see a connection with the vibes of posideon wanting revenge for his son and widow scott but idk still, posideon could also be martyn cause it thematically matches with the season he won in? - I also have pearl as potentially scylla, if nothing else because the visuals would slap, ive also thought about her as ares cause the parallels of gem being a more calculated warrior and (5am) pearl being more chaos and emotion also slaps

Speaking of ares i also had a really funny idea of tango being ares and skizz being aphrodite, mixing the heart foundation with tangos iconic rage (i probably wont go this route but lol imagine) - ive also pictured impulse as hephestus because of the line "trust is not given its forged" just gives me all the impulse (and that goddamn clock) thoughts frfr

Anyway this is getting long so ill leave it here, id love to here yalls thoughts and match ups btw

#life series #life series au #joel smallishbeans #grian #goodtimeswithscar #im not tagging everyone lol #i think those 3 have the biggest mentions

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androgymagnus · 10 months ago

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tfw extremely homoerotic toxic relationships between two fucked up little guys

#i almost included nathan and duke from haven just bc i wanted to but i feel like it doesnt fit the joke here #but anyway. lmao. this is funny probably only to me #and im not even going to tag it #also i didnt wanna pick just one of the master/doctor fucked up pairings and i think the terribly edited collage is even funnier tbh

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aeb-art · 1 year ago

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most normal interaction on a subway (another earth bot has invaded my sketchbook)

cat belongs to @8um8le

#2024 #stellar city #sc cataclysm #sc ash #self insert #late evening scribbles once again just for fun #okay so it is so interesting to think about how really tall bots are normal so public transit is probably larger to accomodate #so then lil ol me looks more like a kid than i normally do in the subway car built for giants #anyway i'm thinking about how jarring it must be to only know geo and then see cat lmao #unknowingly meeting your coworker (crush)'s prototype on your evening commute home :x #…wait hang on it would be really funny to confide in cat about having a crush on geo #gives me the most batshit advice that somehow works #i really just keep doodlin ballad's guys huh? i wanna draw the rest of the cast tbh they're all fun

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sulky-cabbage · 3 months ago

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Eve: "Regarding the lyrics, this time its about portraying the conflicts and feelings of the characters in Jujutsu kaisen. This kind of feeling inside me, made me choose the characters one by one and thus write the lyrics. I don't dare to say where or who..."

Also Eve:

Alternative translations: 1 2 3 4

The lyrics hit different after ch 271. I kinda want this to be the op for s4 ngl

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #gojo satoru #sukugo #my post #this is all eve all I did was take a screen shot at the convenient time to further my Sukugo agenda lol #I think the characters this is about are Sukuna Megumi gojo and maaaaybe yuji and yuta #But I think it's mainly about Sukuna's feelings during the shinjuku showdown especially towards gojo #It's art anyone can interpret it the way they want #but “my passion that towards you only cuts through the air like a wish” while showing the prison cube getting cut in half... yeah...#Also “lost emotions”??? Like what? Nervousness? Lmao #Love is when he makes you feel nervous for the first time in a thousand years #“thoughts voice words and lost emotions and love spin and spin towards the chance of victory” I love the use of the word “spin” here #cuz mahoraga's wheel spinning was like a count down for the you know what #I like how it starts with Sukuna's finger box and ends with it note how it has this black sludge thingy around it in the beginning #but in the end it's cleared (watch the video)#“Expectations overlap with regrets” *Shows their hands reaching* o m g????? That other hand is definitely Sukuna's it has black nails!!!#The other hand we see coming out of an eye !!!!!!#“the memory and love to be hidden and the eternal identity till death shall it be fine to keep them staying” While showing the last finger #And that heart cut in half!!!! it's probably about kashimo but kashimo was only created to bring the subtext into text anyways sooo...#That brain is definitely yuta taking over and I'd like to think that broken sphere is yuta's domain barriers that shattered in ch 263 #Expectations overlap with regrets indeed 😏 that being the slowest part of the song is so fucking funny Sukuna's really missing his wife #To me now this song is about Sukuna's unspoken love and regret and preserving this love and memory for as long as his remains exist #Also there's a line in the song about these feelings “riding on the past and future” which is just aghhhh reminds me of Kashimo's question #why mince your soul into cursed objects and watch all those years go by what were you looking for #Sukuna literally time travelled met his love said he will remember him for as long as he lives and died in the same fucking day #only for his remains to stay protecting japan and preserve that memory The body is the soul and the soul is the body yeah?#Also Sukuna is basically tengen now so the six eyes is bound to him 😉 Gojo is the reason Sukuna's memory is preserved and vice versa #kenjaku baby trapped him to do bad things gojo finger trapped him into becoming Japan's protector against curses... Gojo best wife

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danielnelsen · 3 months ago

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well that's just a lie

#ash plays bg3 #bg3 #gale #gale dekarios #personal #look. im used to the way he looks now. im cool with it. but she shouldnt be!#this was an interesting conversation tho. i know ive been leaning into him following his own ambitions but--#the dialogue options along those lines are becoming a lot more direct in a way that doesnt quite fit with how im playing #the gale that im playing isnt going around pronouncing that he's gonna take over the world (because that's not what he's actually planning)#so im not completely sure how to play this. i saved before so i can go through it a few times to work out what i want to say #(ftr i have no qualms at all about reloading in this game. i dont feel bad in the slightest. im playing this game for fun)#ultimately i dont think it matters too much what i say here unless i choose some really extreme options. which isnt my plan anyway #but it's important to me. im enjoying the roleplay aspect #it's also pretty funny that ive only had one long rest since the one where i fucked the emperor. i should be able to tell her that lmao #like hey yeah a lot's happened since we last spoke #but anyway if you say you're gonna take the crown yourself she says 'if it doesnt crush you i will' which is fun #gonna stick with the 'im not sure' option. and all my companions are saying such nice things to me about it :')#except wyll and jaheira. come on guys #and lae'zel but that's because she's been kidnapped so. rip. should probably make that a priority but i like progressing main quests LAST

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wakey-wakey · 8 days ago

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I think about this line so much

#Hershy has only been gone for MINUTES #What do you MEAN she's clocking Luke already LMAO #God I love them so much #Glued to the hip a two for one package deal #They are both so deliciously CLINGY!#Hershy why is your soulmate almost triple less your age #Literally in his journal he is writing Me and Luke are destined to be best friends forever!!#You are such a stupid grown ass man what are you writing #Probably laying on his tummy kicking his legs #Anyways I literally just woke up I am rambling nonsense #There are just countless thoughts about these two #So cute and funny but also yummy and sinister #Now I desperately need to draw them again

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yellllowstar · 14 days ago

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slowly I'm recovering the beauty of discovery

(creature by half•alive)

(textless + timelapse below cut)

#yellowart #subnautica #i feel like the timelapse is kinda long but also this did take a long time to make #anyways. let me yap about the meanings of all the panels <3 #'i am creation' -> the ocean being the source of life and where shit evolved from also a good way to sort of 'set the scene' for subnautica #'both haunted' -> GHOST leviathan; in the BONE fields #'and holy' -> this one was a bit trickier. debated about using the emperor but i knew i wanted to use her elsewhere #also debated hoverfish because its cute and well liked so i thought that would be funny for 'and holy'#also something something jesus walking on water also makes it fitting. in the end though i decided on a peeper with the enzyme trail #and i *tried* to make it loop over its head like a halo but idk how well that imagery came through. still mentioned it in the alt text tho.#'made in glory' -> was REALLY torn about this one. on the one hand i wanted to have like a picture of the code because something something #divine machine and it being made out of code making it inherently holy or something; but i wasnt sure if that would be too #'immersion breaking' since most of the stuff in this is like in game stuff i wasnt sure if acknowledging that it was a game would be #too much. my other idea was to draw a couple of creature eggs like a stalker egg and a spadefish egg or something; but in the end i just #went with the one that i personally thought was cooler so if you think it does feel out of place uhhhh sorry i guess lmao.#also yes that is code from the game. idk shit about programming i just think code shit is cool so i poked though a modding tutorial til i #found what it is they use to look at that shit and started poking around. its pretty cool tbh. anyways the specific part i chose for the #drawing was something under the peepers; i think its the bit that tells the enzyme peepers to do the enzyme stuff like the trail obviously #but also some other stuff. not 100% sure though like i said idk shit about this sort of thing but everything in there seems pretty well #labeled its kinda impressive. and very helpful for navigating even if you dont know shit lol.#anyways. 'even the depths of the night cannot blind me' -> blood kelp trench is i think one of the darkest biomes in the game #possibly THE darkest so i thought it would be fitting. probably my least favorite panel though i dont think i did a very good job #representing the area or representing the bloodvines :/#'when you guide me' -> sea emperor but more specifically her messages to the player telling you to 'come here'#'creature only' -> not sure how well i can articulate this but basically the idea of humans beig animals with animal needs to eat and drink #and the idea of being a part of the ecosystem. modern life tends to make us forget that sort of thing but id imagine for ryley being on the #planet would violently remind him of this with things trying to eat him while he has to try to eat things as well. being part of the food #web. 'creature only' because he is only a creature not non-essential systems maintenance chief; but a creature living in an environment and #trying to survive. or something like that. does that make any fucking sense to anyone besides me? whatever.#anyways yapping over 👍

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james-spooky · 3 months ago

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this is a test

#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th #the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo #g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit #ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco #ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo #e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a #ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha #e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t #care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea #y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss #im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop #e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo #ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas #ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can #use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s #much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a #annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically #now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s #lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like #what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or #smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc #ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other #than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140 #haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai #let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o #what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some #one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james #im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh #w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause #ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:

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kaurwreck · 5 months ago

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the vast majority of jokes that y'all insist are jokes are evidently jokes. but they're the same joke, scraped from surface impressions and regurgitated iteratively. there's humor beneath the outermost layer, too, and you're allowed to be clever, it's not illegal.

#i was unfortunately raised by very funny and clever people #and im a little too into comedy as a genre which isnt like a merit to my personality #but it's so hard to be playful with a dead horse that's impacted in the ground from the force with which it has been beaten #and i do get to be absurd and playful privately but it's so. obnoxious. how ironically patronizing it starts to get in public online spaces #to be told emphatically it's a joke!#since often either (1) i was also joking and you didnt get it but i dont think im entitled to your humor if it's not landing #or (2) i know but its the only thing anyone's saying and it wasnt funny the first 100 times either #but it would be impolite to say i know it's a joke but there are more interesting things to say or add or dig into here #so i dont! and i get that if someone isnt picking up what i have to put down it's my responsibility to move on #and then sometimes yall get real rude #anyway the secret (3)rd thing is where i did not get the joke lmao or i wasnt sure so i tried to for sincerity to be safe #which does happen #but in those situations too. im always impressed by how its turned around on the person who didnt get the joke.#and never a reflection of the quality of the joke #idk it's occurring to me that sometimes people may say joke when they mean that theyre being flippant and dont want to engage #in which case. why not say that.#anyway tl;dr being funny is a skill and im probably a little autistic

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 6 months ago

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youtube

hai guys :3

#my video lol #my audio lol #vocaloid cover #synthv cover #synthesizer v cover #genbu #genbu synthv #evil food eater conchita #i am forcing everyone to look at this. look at my guy ehehehhkjnjkhgmlb AFTER TWO WHOLE ASS YEARS FINALLY #i couldve probably put more effort into this but ITS BEEN IN HERE FOR 2 YEARS i wanna be done w/ it already 😭#so regardless if it kinda sucks a little bit; its wayyy better than the covers i made like ~4? years ago when i was first starting out #was the iku drawing i posted before this foreshadowing?? not necessarily but its rly funny to think abt in hindsight #also rip genbu in a dress that i was gonna draw for this originally 😔✌️ i'd really love to draw more stuff for these covers i make #but it usually never comes out the way i want it to and i figure editing some sorta visualizer like this is better #than keeping some things trapped in my files for so long purely bc my extra ass wants a cool pv. some day maybe but not now #some sick fuck unsubscribed from me after i posted this BYE BITCH i dont miss you at all. live laugh love genbu in this house /j #im not the most obnoxious genbu stan i'd say but you WILL respect him in my house i do not tolerate genbu slander i love that man your hono #yes im extremely based bc he (and eleanor) were THE very first vsynths i ever actually fucked around w/ programwise #but WHATEVER!! idc he is so dear to me i do not regret buying his full version at all (it was impulsive)#the only synth i'd actually consider myself kinda good at tuning LMAO ik people hate how he sounds and have issues w/ him but not me...#these tags are too long girl stfu. anyways tldr; look at silly thang i made w/ my silly man #i love genbu and i love songs about cannibalism <3 #Youtube

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astranauticus · 1 year ago

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oh lol i forgot to post this robit sketches! because i have one (1) bit and im sure as hell gonna commit to it apparently

#rolling with difficulty #art I made #'shut your up' is a verbatim quote from an ex classmate i just thought it was funny #i dont think it was intentional i think he was just so angry that Words Failed on him #anyway im absolutely not keeping that maxim design. god i fucking hate clothing design *so* much #austin: 'hes a gold plated mechanite dressed in blue and grey robes' me trying to figure out colour placement: 'what FUCK'#i had one (1) good idea and that was 'skeleton shaped robit' and every other part of that design went to hell apparently #bc all the other mechanites we've had were either like... flesh..? shaped?? like that sorta silhouette (basically most of the old crew)#or more mechanical/geometric (vr-la's designs and like.. k-lb? i guess? if that counts)#so. therefore. bone shaped mechanite. also if i was gonna try that concept on anyone it may as well be maxim if you think about it #idk i thought it would be interesting. and also undertale was my first fandom so uh #ANYWAY. MOVING ON FROM THAT THOUGHT.#this started as a 2am intrusive thought of like #'we (artists in the discord) keep joking abt how k-lb would be a nightmare to draw but like.. how hard is it really'#anyway as you can probably expect. famous last words #i mean genuinely mad respect to noir but i think i said to one of my friends when i showed them this sketch #'i mean this in the nicest way possible but you can just tell he was designed for an audio only storytelling format' LMAO #if anyone is unwise enough to attempt this (so basically @ my future self lmao)#do the lineart and colouring for the wires in front of the inner electricity skeleton (???) and the ones behind it on SEPARATE LAYERS #drew the wires all together then the electricity and had to painstakingly go over the electricity with an eraser it was a fucking nightmare

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nobodybetterlookatme · 2 months ago

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Bestie he’s into you and I ship it. Knowing nothing at all besides what you post, I ship it very much. This is like the best drama I have going on right now, television is shit compared to this slow burn.

Lmaooo I'm glad it's entertaining for someone at least bc I'm just sitting here ahakdksksk

#not snz #like i still don't think it's ever going anywhere just bc i know I'm not gonna do anything lmao #but it's fine like it just makes work more interesting bc i have someone to make eyes at lmao #also it is kinda funny to me that y'all only know what i post about #like yeah of course I'm not sharing everything bc most of it is work related anyway and probably not entertaining to the general public #but y'all have no idea how this dude behaves outside of my posts and i think that's so fucking funny #i mean I'm sure you can picture his personality decently at the very least #but i have Bonus Lore lmaoooo #partner posting

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briankang · 8 months ago

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none of the boys promoting the single on their instagram + chan being really very Aha......Anyways! when asked about the creative processs on gma + jisung and changbin being DEEPLY pr statement about it in the billboard interview + chan calling it a sidequest + them barely mentioning the song on bubble outside of a 'aha yeah....hope you like it?' by maybe 3 of them really is telling to me about all of this i do not see this as smth they're deeply thrilled about and are probably looking forward to be done with

#the vibe of that billboard interview in reference to the song is DEEPLY pr statement to me LMAO i remember reading the cb & han parts like #bro u do NOT fucking talk like that LMAO #i think they're probably Very Aware now of everything (tbh honestly i cant blame them before. charlie was just annoying to me beforehand)#but like. contractually. what're they gonna do? they HAVE to promote it now and say nice things about it and...#...Vaguely Nice things about him (although they've only really said 'haha he's super busy!' so which is double funny to me)#anyway just sidequest: over soon. please. Big Actual Things on the horizon!!!!! (esp for MEEEEEE)#tay talks

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lucaanis · 17 days ago

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im not saying this is canon to me yet or not but. i DO think it would make things interesting if one of the reasons why lleyth and illario don't like each other very much is bc illario tried to shoot his shot at some point in the past and lleyth turned him down HARD. and subsequently bruised his ego 😌 if nothing else it would make me giggle

#💾#like. idk. i could see it happening at some point when they met in the past #where illario tries to turn on the charm and lleyth is just like 💀 haha no. you're funny. lol. lmao even #because there's even times in the game where it seems like he's flirting yk. which is probably less about any interest in lleyth atp #and more about just wanting to take something else from lucanis #bc the fact that the fade prison version of illario in lucanis's head is the one who tells lleyth they deserve better than him. smh #and as much as lleyth is Good at hiding their motives i think it would be easy to spot when they dont like someone if u know the signs #bc they would be very short and curt with illario every time he speaks and any words they have will be dripping with fake politeness #and lleyth was ALSO at the wake so like. god only knows what drunk!illario would have said #which makes it kinda funny that lucanis is a little jealous of illario's charm and 'way with people' bc if lleyth knew that.#they would be like. babe. your cousin has 0 rizz. if he were the last man left alive in thedas i would rather fuck a tree #and i think illario just really would not like that lleyth bruised his ego. that seems like Enough to piss him off #anyway. marry cringemas i got that urge to poast in me

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todayisafridaynight · 9 months ago

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What do you think Mine’s reaction to Masato / Aoki be like?

tbh they'd probably be. amicable. at the very least.