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Jewish culture is exclaiming, “jesus christ!” at mild inconveniences

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Brilliant Minds - 1.01 'Pilot'

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do people like, know that if you post a fic on ao3 from your drafts it's backdated to whenever you made the draft unless you mark it as a different publication date? like, if you made the draft on october 2nd, then posted the fic on october 15th, it wouldn't show up as the most recent post in the tag (assuming the tag is in the default newest to oldest), it'd be backdated to october 2nd. sometimes i see what seem to be new fics with barely any interaction that are posted--sometimes only a few works back, if they're lucky, but they still get less notice because the tag is slow, but often pages and pages back, where they get buried. i know it's odd buddy but ya gotta either make a new work based on the draft (i do this personally because then i can reorganize tags and shit i added last minute) or mark it as a different publishing date

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man.

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Remember kids!

Be like Odysseus: Use a fake name when dealing with a stranger

Don't be like Odysseus 5 minutes later: doxing himself to the same stranger that he literally just blinded

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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

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Sometimes I feel like a creepy creeper for dming mutuals I’ve never talked to before I could be like hey what’s up and in my head im like omg im creepy and a #creeper

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"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

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like to charge reblog to cast

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what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know

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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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THE EDGE OF SLEEP (2024) dir. Corey Adams 1.01 — The Whale.

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you grit your teeth and manage to send an important text. and what happens? the person actually responds. so now you have to brace yourself and do it all over again PLUS you have to bring yourself to read the response first too. it never ends.