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Put neck in vampire mouth. Put neck in vampire mouth. Vampire mouth perfec t size to put neck in to rest! inside very soft and comfort neck feel comfortable put neck in vampire mouth. put neck in vampire mouth. no problems ever in vampire mouth because good shape and support for neck. avampire mouth yes a place for neck put neck in vampire mouth can trust vampire for giveing good love to neck. friend vampire.

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"Cassie gets all the girls!" - Ezekiel Jones, at some point. Probably.

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo ♡ LGBTQ free choice + layout

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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

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[cutely sweeps up your salt circle]

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#Denzel has no business being this funny

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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.

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psych + nicknames → santonio holmes (5x02)

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I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

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the fourth doctor is operating on levels of adhd that people who don't have adhd can only dream of. i get it though

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Don’t listen to anyone that tells you you should be “over it” by now (including yourself). There is no timeline for healing. 

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My Top 25 Costumes from Star Trek : The Original Series

19. Spock's Hooded Cape

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I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

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Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.