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Ruirui瑞瑞 in Nanjing Hongshan Forest Zoo南京红山森林动物园 is a jinsihou baby(golden snub-nosed monkey) many Cnetizens actually make special trips just to see her

Cnetizens: exactly the same perspective Patriarch Bodhi had when he looked at his disciple sun wukong all day

Cnetizens: Now I totally see ruirui as wukong when he was little

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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i haven't watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it's way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis

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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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You can give yourself one genetic mutation and it is safe, effective, and cheap*. What are doing?

*i know that a lot of these aren’t just due to one gene but are a complex interplay of several genes, epigenetic factors, and environmental factors, but we are playing pretend here

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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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shoutout to the professor at our school who put up an undergraduate research project listing called 'ai and space' with this as the only description

genuinely kind of want to contact them for a consult about the project just to find out what in gods name is that supposed to mean

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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

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anyone ever think abt the laser of a sniper rifle as something gentle. like im observing you through the scope of a gun, and the evidence of that flickers over your face bright red like caught hands. none of the distant stability of the light unmoving on the forehead of some other easy target. the movements are less intentional, more delicate. the aim is still on you, will i shoot after all, in spite of it all?

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aromantic yandere. is that anything

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Here’s something that was pointed out to me; none of Hong Lu’s IDs have a counter defense skill

There’s the slight exception of Full-Stop Hong Lu, but he has a Clashable Counter, which not only is effectively just another normal skill, but he doesn’t even need to get hit for it to activate

As of currently, there is no Hong Lu that fights back when hit directly…

Indeed! He's one of now only three Sinners that are missing one base type of a Defense skill among their IDs!

Notably, Gregor also lacks a regular Counter, with his most recent ID giving him a Clashable one instead. However, there's a difference here in that Full-Stop Hong Lu's Defense Skill only turns into a Clashable Counter when he's out of bullets; otherwise he has an Evade.

Neat stuff.

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aromantic yandere. is that anything

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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As a reminder if you're wondering why Gundam has so many weird names for people and things, this is why.

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anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember