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book of hours is so funny bc the people behind fallen london made a game that plays like a mashup of lobotomy corporation and library of ruina which from that description feels like 5 different kinds of inconveniencing the player and yet i can't stop fuckin playing it. for some reason
#come play book of hours it has:#the timer anxiety of lobotomy corporation#the card management confusion of library of ruina#the absurdly dense game mechanics that the game Does Not Explain to you of just project moon games in general#the incomprehensible completely unexplained lore of fallen london#i've played like 15 hours in the past 3 days. send help#it's honestly not that bad it just doesn't really have a tutorial and also gives you access to almost all its mechanics#pretty much right from the jump#so i got so overwhelmed i just refused to interact with like 80% of the games mechanics lmao#but once you figure out how to. play the damn thing it's sooo#also i managed to successfully upgrade a soul element like super early completely by accident#so i was trying to figure out how to do it again and like pulling out my hair bc i managed to do it once!! why can't i do it again!!#yeah i had to look it up. god help me#oh yeah this games also got. yknow how when you get to malkuth's suppression in lobcorp people will always tell you to just#break out a pen and paper to take notes to beat it. yeah book of hours has got that too#that's my one complaint about the game it needs something like the crockpot recipe book from don't starve#for me to record all my crafting recipes like i had to break out a whole ass excel spreadsheet for this#for context you can get a type of card called a memory which disappears at the end of the day#and you get memories by reading books and different books give different memories with different stats#the thing is by this point ive unlocked like upwards of 30 books theres no way in hell i can remember what each of them gives me#so i created. a spreadsheet to catalogue what memories w what stats i can get from which book (also. where i stored the damn book)#asto speaks#i'm honestly having a lot of fun with the game it's just one hell if an experience
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im sorry i laughed skjdfhksjhd. but on the topic of speaking english when pyx's newest song came out i told my friend that pyx is the only person in c-ent i can think of who would ever put out a song with the word zenith in it because what the hell man
Hi can we be friends because I WILL vibrate about wentao until I explode （私心担主任）
YES i need someone to be insane about this show with TT (havent caught up w the newer seasons yet tho)
#to be fair i dont listen to that much mainstream cpop in general but still#to this day i have no clue if its pronounced z-ee-nith or z-eh-nith tbh#but yeah even knowing zjw studied at mcgill when i was rewatching mztxy s2 recently#the bit of him talking to timo in english still took me by surprise sjkfhjkh
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Hi can we be friends because I WILL vibrate about wentao until I explode （私心担主任）
YES i need someone to be insane about this show with TT (havent caught up w the newer seasons yet tho)
#asto speaks#actually i more 偏向担阿蒲 these days but its ok 帅哥养眼#also my true love language is roasting my favs so sorry 蒲猫猫 </3 ur my fav in my heart#<- also sort of explains why i havent gotten around to season 8 of mingxue yet. anyway
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worst thing about tumblr is the lack of chinese variety show fandom. yeah yeah c-dramas and actors but what about the mango tv stuff. what about detective academy. who can i talk to about my massive crush on guo wentao and pu yixing and qi sijun and zhou junwei and
#WILD MINGXUE MENTION ON MY DASH???????#i'm sorry i'm in such a horrendous mingxue hole rn was never expecting to see people talking about it on tumblr#'once you've seen guo wentao win a riddle game in 30 seconds there's no going back' OP SO REAL#he's so. augh. prettiest man alive as voted by one incredibly deranged individual <- me#shoutout to the youtube comment that was like why aren't the 高考状元 from my province ever so attractive. anyway#we're just not gonna talk about the at least two separate posts on my blog about how pu yixing gave me a new gender. not important#i need to talk to someone about wentao and pu yixing or i will explode#<- real.#yeah i'm seconding everything on here#who's the murderer and detective academy are a bit annoying in the sense that they're 10/8 seasons long (respectively)#and you do kind of need to watch from the start to get all their in jokes/references#well i guess you don't NEED to. i never watched any who's the murderer before season 4 and just kinda lived with it#but you Will have to prepare to be confused#also also. because this is mango tv and they love cannibalising talent between shows#shi kai and huang zihongfan (where. are you supposed to put the space in his name) from srrx s1 are on both#detective academy and great escape master ver.#shi kai is on both since s2 hzhf is on great escape master ver since s3 and detective academy.... idr which season. 5? i think?#yeag.#asto speaks#i'm so unwell about them. actually
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you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.
#how it feels to see mcyt posts on my dash. tbh#ok i cant say shit i named one of my ocs pentane bc i thought it would be funny and then got so attached to the name i cant change it
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the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone
#hold on lemme go look up the official english title of 极乐金花#mandalas rain for thee#not bad!#yeah i remember the last time i saw this post the one i got was not bad also#iirc hunter wong wrote mandalas rain for thee for like a recently deceased relative too so i guess it works out
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tin man is so awesome he left the furnace of the eternally burning damned and ate a burger and met a cowboy and was like I'm done with eternally burning vengeance i want to live a full life now. and then ages later he goes back to his fellow eternally burning damned and tosses them a burger and fries and they love it so much they follow him out of the furnace to larp as american cartoon characters with him. and they help him cheat at mahjong
#he's great#what the hell#ak loves making characters that are like unimaginably old and travelled and also just like. a Guy and i love all of them#ak
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you can follow me for the fandom you enjoy but watch out
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been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals
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holy shit Nezha 2025
I just watch Nezha 2025 and holy shit its the best thing ever fucking made. The themes, the message, the symbolism, the fighting against corrupt authorities killing those who a different with the power of fuck you and homoerotic-soulmate-enemiestobestandonlyfriends- is killing me. Oh and the action!!! The special effects, the materials in the movie are so beautiful. The movie is steeped in ancient Chinese culture, and it still brings forth its culture and ancient message into modern day with amazing visuals and humor. Also I literally cried horrible, horrible tears during that one scene(if you watched it you know which one) but had to force myself to blink that shit away because epic third act transformation was happening and shit was going down. I loved every second and im going to go cry because FUCK the message about holding loved ones close and sacrificing so much bc of love hit me hard, Okay?????
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chinese characters cosplayed by 海鷗萬歲
cnetizens teasing him
#wkjfhdskfjhkjfhakjsdf#re: the buddhist beads: brother your karma-#佛祖：这并不好笑 is SENDING me#im laughing but what the fuck
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I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head
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fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”
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How I feel like everytime when I post some art
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Forbidden Spell: Random Bone Deletion
what bone did you get and how bad is it? I got tibia, which may be an issue
#thoracic vertebrae!!#im fucked!!!#wait i forgot to check which one. how badly paralysed am i#<- im learning neuroanatomy this semester. for better or for worse#ok its T12. at least i still got my arms...???
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to be frank, i have never seen a character made immediately sympathetic in such an unhinged way as han myungoh. like truly nothing could top mpreg caused by a demon kings curse, then birthing and raising and genuinely loving a child and then having to go do nonsense because the biological (demon king) father(?) of your child is holding her over your head. i can say that this is not cliched at all. i never saw it coming, not even from a page away
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