asto | he/him | "i am always not normal about some guy" -me, 2k24 my art my translations
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#this feels like a companion post to that disco elysium quote that's like#we have to believe this is the kindest arrangement the atoms had in them#tag
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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"
#my friend suggested i take a philosophy class next semester cuz i'll probably enjoy it and i was like not if theres groupwork#bc yeah
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happy pride
#weirder with context yeah.#t'pring's logic is what got me tbh like it tracks i guess. but what????#im laughing but what the fuck
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#i think i once made the joke that you can tell liu yuning has good eyesight bc#someone whos actually myopic would NOT own so many pairs of non prescription glasses#also shoutout to pu yixing for getting lasik and then just continuing to wear non prescription glasses every once in a while anyway??#old habits die hard i guess#yeah i'm a 眼镜控 so my position on this is inherently biased
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Hopefully the screenshot shows up, but this post is actually the entire reason I decided to read ORV, and man did it fuck me up. I read this post, put down my phone, and just stared at the wall tearing up for a while before looking up where to read ORV. You won’t regret it, I promise.
oh, oh damn
yeah i need this
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*Mutual reblogs something you posted*
Me: They still like me. Thank God.
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apparently a female student reported seeing a man go into a woman's toilet at our school library and that's why i got a call from campus security today because they wanted to check if it's me and as a closeted trans guy i genuinely can't tell if this counts as an L or a W (????
edit: it was me!! passed but at what cost 😔
#asto speaks#im laughing but what the fuck#honestly for the sake of campus security i hope it was me#it being me would probably make life easier for everyone involved except maybe the person who made the report#and also myself but like i'm already being inconvenienced wjdhfhshs. also i don't mind cuz it's funny
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OP: Everyone subconsciously put on a baby voice when talking to Baby Ao Bing




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spec. spec. spec youve changed the game. i never realized your pointer finger and your wrist artery are the same. holy shit. im going to draw hands thank you
aasdjsd its not really an artery but its a useful landmark to facilitate the Flow of a pose imo
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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When encountering someone stuck in an Apology Loop, I do not uselessly ask, or worse, demand that they “stop apologizing.”
Rather, I have found it much more useful to affect a theatrical tone and formally “absolve” them. “Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you, my child.” Usually the combination of having the absurdity of the situation highlit, combined with a touch of physiological release if I can get a laugh, is enough to soothe their nerves a bit and get them to break the loop. And who knows maybe they feel absolved I dunno I have an authoritative bearing
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happy birthday to the bleeding heart
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students practicing ballroom dance in their college uniforms on xiaohongshu
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