#but ....you don't look gay
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everyone is mourning their edits but im just pissed about all the stupid little trending sounds
#what did i do stink stink#NOTHING makes me scared do you see my hands??#*random chinese song everyone knows but butchers*#but ....you don't look gay#sorry lemme just#*nct sticker intro whistle*
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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here#1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl#4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there#because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110#6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean#yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest#and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo
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#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#whiterose#white rose#derg AU#rwby#i swear i don't have a problem#pov: you looked at rby funny#ruby is dying#of gay#yang is also dying#probably from holding in her laughter#blake is actually dying#also everyone is simping for blake it's so funny#she do be very fun to draw
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Men and masculinity are not inherently bad or untrustworthy things and I don't mean that in a 'misandry is real and a problem' way, I mean that in a 'I think some of you might have contracted minor radfem poisoning' way
#spitblaze says things#its...not normal or good to look at two gay men living their life and go 'EW GROSS MEN BLEGH DISGUSTING'#being fed up with patriarchal structure and a general 'men' is one thing. i get that shit#disgust and disdain at all who (or DON'T but you think they do) identify as such is uh. worth maybe thinking a lil harder about#doin numbers
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I've seen a few posts about women and pants now and many of them are very good, and not to nitpick those posts or downplay religious sexism or anything, but I have to emphasise:
Somebody who DOESN'T live in a controlling religious country/cult/family is also affected by sexism. We all know that, right? Secular parts of the first world also have opinions about how women dress, including when it comes to trousers, especially in childhood and in institutions like schools and the workplace
Me and many people my age (20s) remember being forced into skirts, punished and shamed by parents & teachers & peers & possibly then bosses about what we wear not being feminine enough, and it wasn't by deeply religious sects. Many updates to dress codes are very new and sexist views are still in place in many institutions. Normalised societal misogyny wants women (and people they want to treat as women) to dress femininely, down to what KIND of pants they're allowed to wear (compare a pink top and jeggings to mens jeans and tell me these two women are treated the same. Hating women in pantsuits is still a sexist office joke today, and even those outfits are feminine compared to male suits, which raise eyebrows when worn by women). The women I know who wear trousers regularly are literally otherwise feminine, and all wear dresses to events.
I know trousers have become much more normalised over the past few decades in secular society (yay!! the result of many many years of effort and lawbreaking) but let's not be absolute when we talk about the pants concept lol. Especially within a larger conversation about female/transmasc/intersex/transfem masculinity and social perceptions, especially in an age of rising fascism
#you know. misogyny?#transandrophobia#you're telling me only muslims and christians experience pants based sexism. in front of my salad?#i did not have screaming arguments with my nonbeliever non church attendee parents in the 2000s to have you lot --#sexism is Not strange or rare or fringe#pretend me wearing pants from then on was societally allowed. i got a talking to at school about pants.#i was scared i would have to wear a skirt at high school in the 2010s. thankfully the one i went to was more progressive#getting clocked as the only 'girl' in class wearing trousers without at leasts wearing a skirt over it#having older female AND male relatives pick up on the lack of a skirt/dress at events#yes some people think it's normal. and some people think being gay is normal. and some people dgaf if you're foreign or whatev#but existing some ways means you have certain experiences and there are certain risks hanging over you lol#just making this post bc some of you live in some extremely progressive USA city and have forgotten normal people exist /lighthearted#mum still shows me a polka dot dress i used to wear as a baby and asks me why i don't wear dresses. some dumb dress shes kept for 20 years#she wears trousers and dungarees sometimes. but that's the thing#pants are a temporary allowance. if that's all you wear then they hate that. you have to be Feminine when they demand#your wardrobe still carries sexist necessities before people start to look at you funny#if i went to an event like a wedding in a suit people would talk (closeted to most ppl irl)#anyway.#sending telepathic strength to anyone surrounded by so called progressives who have opinions on how they dress ����👁️👁️👈
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happy pride
(full pictures under the cut)
+ uncle iroh is proud of you
#avatar the last airbender#atla#atla fanart#aang#katara#sokka#suki#toph beifong#zuko#prince zuko#iroh#uncle iroh#you know he Would say that#pride month#sukka#sokka is the WOLF howling at the MOON but thanks spirits his EARTHLY partner is still around#zukaang#well IF YOUR GAY MARRIAGE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THIS DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO INVITE ME#katoph#gee i shoud've included boys' reaction when katara did it........................ priceless#my art
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So I haven't watched Arcane but I hear jayvik is about a twink who dooms the world in the pursuit of knowledge and salvation and his partner/coworker ends up having to kill him but that's okay because they decide that what matters is being together one way or another even though the partner really didn't have to stay and could've maybe saved himself.
And that sounded familiar.
#jayvik#jmart#jonmartin#tma#arcane#then again jon and martin did kiss#mag 200#i drew this in 20 minutes don't look at it too hard#i think i'm funny that's all.#my girlfriend did watch arcane and she is of course obsessed with vi and totally indifferent towards these guys#welcome back jmart#jayce “we finish this together” vs jon's “one way or another together”#also martin's “where you go i go that's the deal”#does viktor have any gay dialogue that fits here? idk
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one piece (live action) + text posts (pt 3)
(1 2)
#sanji is supposed to be saying the first one but you can read as both of them saying it to each other if you want#i don't even ship kaya and nami like that but they were so gay i-#<- (also ignore how grainy it is it was a pretty far away shot okay)#i can literally the usopp one in his voice#i was gonna find a picture of luffy with the rest of the strawhats for 5 but got lazy and couldn't find a good shot#if you don't remember#sanji is looking at zoro in 7 cause i realized they actually don't stand near each other that much so i used that instead#and sanji joins the crew with two episodes left so not a lot of time to stand next to each other and look at each other#one piece#one piece live action#opla#monkey d luffy#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#sanji#luffy#zoro#usopp#nami#one piece kaya#kaya one piece#one piece nami#one piece sanji#one piece usopp#zolu#zosan#namikaya#text posts#text post memes#venux makes text post memes
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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LOKI 2x05 | "Science/Fiction"
#lokius#lokiedit#lokitvedit#marveledit#mcuedit#marvelgifs#mcugifs#loki tv#loki series#loki disney+#loki season 2#loki laufeyson#mobius m mobius#tom hiddleston#owen wilson#happy one year since new dream daddy dropped#don you will always be so important to me 🥹💙#i wanted to add [gay confusion] on the last gif but decided not to dgfjhsgdfsdg#can you believe loki spent the whole beginning of this episode looking for mobius#just like he did at the end of s1 and the beginning of s2#he went to all the places he and mobius had ever been together and then he was just time slipping to them/him#and he just kept getting progressively closer to where ever mobius was until he ended up in the war room with him#they are tethered#bound together eternally through time and space#they're soulmates#also purposefully not giffing loki entering the shop because i don't like that he says 'thank god' LMFAO#pls i had to make this post twice because i had to fix the text on 2 of the gifs 😭#and now i'm paranoid l o l#i always get super insecure when it comes to dialogue in gifs dgfhjsdf#mine: gifs
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GALACTA KNIGHT!!!! And congratulations to Meta Knight for experiencing the Cain Instinct for the first time.
Galacta Knight, as you might've been able to tell already, is one of my favorite characters, and KSSU is one of my favorite games (the original SS was my introduction to Kirby!) so I wanted to go all out. Happy day, old man. I pray for at least 20 more years.
Oh, and don't worry! He's not upset about the cake smash, he thinks it's funny. And he got back at him.
As for the in-universe explanation for there being 16 candles in his cake?
... 500+ didn't fit in safely.
The birthday boy and his family were just a bit too flammable.
#kirby#kirby series#galacta knight#meta knight#umm idk why i colored the text i don't talk like this#anyway average latino birthday party occurrence#i experimented this time !! i'm not sure about it but i like how this ended up looking anyway#i think it definitely works better on a smaller scale#anyway. TEENAGE KIRBY REVEAL. he's like 12-17 here. and mk's gay little outfit reveal too#i decided to go this direction because#1 - timeline accurate#2 - the red cape just fit better with the whole color palette#3 - i love drawing fluff#and 4th and most importantly. i just wanted to#did you know there was supposed to be more parts?#i might post them eventually#though they're nothing special#funny mk expressions though#my art#all of these were done while listening to g3 mlp songs in the background on loop#i want you to take that as a warning#because one of these days i'm gonna break#and make something really cringe#EDIT: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRANSPARENCY#promise the second one isn't supposed to look that ugly
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i knew it was time to get off tiktok for the night when i saw a post where someone said they would feel 100% safe in a room alone with snape and 100% unsafe in a room with james or sirius....😐
#don't get me wrong i think snape is an intriguing character#but you're looking me in the eyes and telling me you'd feel safe in a room ALONE with him???#girl ur crazy#but apparently james and sirius are just such red flags#like i get it they're not perfect#but did you miss james' whole redemption arc???#did you miss the whole 'sirius was wrongly imprisoned for 12 yrs' plotline???#i can't believe it#it's also worth nothing the other people on the no list were like...voldemort. and lucius.#dead gay wizards#marauders fandom#marauders era#james potter#sirius black#anti severus snape#thoughts from the mountaintop
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watching an entire group of people infantilize buck and demonize a gay male character is honestly so frustrating to watch because this is a grown ass man in his 30s and his entire relationship with taylor was incredibly sexual in nature, especially at the start, yet no one was called predatory or creepy or overly sexual but tommy makes an innocuous comment about his boyfriend being attractive and suddenly pearls are being clutched
the willful misunderstanding taking place is vile and horrifying because people are doing mental gymnastics just to try to prove that this character is some great villain while spouting so much conservative right wing rhetoric that you'd fit right in at any sunday potluck in texas
do better, or at the very least shut the hell up
#911 discourse#this is truly sickening#I hate that so many queer people#and especially gay men#are having to see all of this happen#if you support any of these awful takes then get the fuck away from me please#unfollow block and don't look back
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A collaborative animatic that I did with @galacii
#darkzyx#undertale au#undertale fandom#utmv#killer sans#cross sans#nightmare sans#horror sans#epic the musical hunger saga#the tags spoil what's in it so stop reading until you watch lol#sanscest#they are gay i know that they don't kiss but trust me guys /delusional#two men don't look at each other like that#two straight men that is#or maybe they do#i don't know anyways#there is a jumpscare at the end /hj#Youtube
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Ever since I finished Interview with the Vampire 2022 I've been thinking about this
#spies are forever#saf#curtwen#agent curt mega#owen carvour#day who knows of trying to get the saf fandom into iwtv#guys they're so loustat coded you don't even know it#there are more divorced gays like curtwen i swear#also this is not like. a fandom shitpost of iwtv#it's mostly text. the only thing that doesn't happen is the dead lover speaking but the other guy DOES look at a chair#hyl rambles
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Just caught up with Natlan's archon quest and lord help me, I have a burning need to see Alhaitham and Ororon interact.
I truly feel that they would vibe perfectly. Not in a ship way, but like, in the way of Kaveh quietly wailing: "For archons' sake, he's brought another tacky thing into the house. Traveler, please do something; they've been staring eye to eye over the coffee table for like an hour now but haven't said a single word. I don't know what to do. Send help."
#genshin impact#alhaitham#ororon#they can bond over being raised by their grandmas!!#Ororon will bring his best aphid to share#Alhaitham will get Ororon some gardening book recommendations from Tighnari#this is how I get Ororon some gay uncles to go with his granny#look do I fully understand that the lore says Natlanese people can't leave Natlan?#yes#do I care?#no#insert “People with incomplete souls can go where they want” lore apologia here#okay here's how it happens#Ororon learns that his garden is infected by a rare and dangerous fungus that will kill all his precious vegetables#if he doesn't find a cure#so even though he doesn't have the protection of the Wayob and it is very risky#he takes off (without telling his granny... oops...) to the land of dendro to search for a way to fight the fungus#but with an incomplete soul he's even more vulnerable to the abyss's effect on Natlanese people#and ends up pretty much face down in a sand dune in the desert#Alhaitham on a research trip ends up finding him and lugging him back to Sumeru City#Kaveh is screeching internally; “You can't just kidnap unconscious people Alhaitham!”#“This is a person not a stray dog!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BIMARSTAN!”#“I figured you'd handle it.”#“You figured I--you--that *I* would handle it?!”#“What am I going to do Alhaitham?? Draw blueprints on his face until he wakes up?!”#“That worked on me once.” “YOU'RE THE WORST--”#“Are you two arguing because of me? I'm sorry...”#“DON'T APOLOGIZE ON ALHAITHAM'S BEHALF RANDOM STRANGER!”#“Okay. I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry.”#“AUGH!!!”
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