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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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pro life tip: you can lay under a bunch of heavy blankets and imagine it’s a dragon’s wing and your noble serpentine mount is protecting you so you can sleep

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Tierlist of all global military powers, ranked by how hot they are in full dress

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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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CACKLING at this malapropism

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spite house

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#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

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how can you feel safe in a world with prisons holy shit "there are boxes where people lock you so they can forget about you and millions of people are involved in running and building these boxes." how would you not be fucking paranoid???? wtf who came up with that idea. insane!!!!! i dont want to go in a fuckign cage wtf????? dont do that!!!!!

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salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

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literally how ppl treat u

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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

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source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope