#black brothers incorrect quotes

[uhhlifeig]

Regulus: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Sirius, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[ddanthedumbass]

Sirius: ...you're in love.

Regulus: I think you're delusional.

Sirius: And I think you're in denial.

[chasingthestarss]

Regulus: what do you think our parents will do to us if we don’t pull this off?

Sirius: I think they will be disappointed but ultimately proud of us for trying our best.

Regulus: Really?

Sirius: No, I think we are definitely goners.

[rudamaruda520]

Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*

*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*

Sirius: Quidditch?

Barty: Nah...

Barty: Serial killers?

Sirius: Not really...

Sirius: Motorcycles?

Barty: Maybe...

Barty: um... mommy issues?

Sirius: Kinda?!

Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?

Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?

Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

Remus: That's cute

Sirius: It was NOT cute!

Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.

[managone16]

Sirius: Hey reggie, pass me my cig box will you? Regulus: *taking out a box from his pocket* Here, have one of mine. Sirius, baffled: what, you smoke?! Regulus: No, I keep them in my pocket to fucking snack on.

[moutainrusing]

Walburga and Orion: You will marry a rich, pureblood girl and live a respectable life in a large, fancy mansion.

Sirius: No, I’m marrying a poor, half-blood boy, and we’re living a scandalous life in our shabby old flat, thank you very much.

Regulus: Stop lying out of your ass to juxtapose everything our parents say!!

Sirius: I’m being serious this time. Did I mention that he’s also a werewolf?

[kingstarkingslay]

Sirius: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Regulus: The afterlife, I guess.

[somecluelessidiot]

Remus: Keep an eye on James today. He's going to say something stupid to Regulus and get punched.

Sirius: Sure, I'd love to see James get punched.

Remus: Try again.

Sirius: I... will stop James from getting punched.

Remus: There you go.

[nixnight1]

Sirius and Regulus going over Walburgas' stuff after her death:

(That one Shameless scene:)

Regulus *sad face* grabbing a knife carefully from a box: she used to throw this at us when we were kids

James: What

Sirius: Oh Yeah, she had a game..what was it called?

Regulus: Dodged the dagger

Remus: I'm so fucking confused right now

Sirius: Reggie and I would run around the house screaming, laughing, trying not to get stabbed

Regulus *tearing up*:

James: That's fun...

[propussyslayer]

sirius: so what do you do for a living

remus: i hunt and kill zombies

sirius: the fuck no you don't

remus: have you ever seen one?

sirius: no?

remus: then you are fucking welcome

[yourgalgremlin]

Fleamont Potter who makes a plan the day he takes in Sirius Black as his own son in 1975.

Fleamont Potter who waits until James makes Regulus his son-in-law to make a heartwarming “father-of-both-grooms” speech at their wedding reception.

Fleamont Potter who leaves said wedding reception to go find Orion Black in his swanky members-only billiards hall—saying:

“Hello, my name is Fleamont Potter. You abused my kids, Sirius & Regulus. They’re fine now, but the same can’t be said for you.”

& then breaks Orion’s kneecap in with his own pool cue.

[The vision]

[inkpads]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Your honor they are inlove James: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Regulus: Then sit down

James: *sits down* Well at least we're at eye level

Barty: Oh no

Sirius: Oh no

Remus: Oh no

Regulus: Guess who's going to die tonight!

[rudamaruda520]

James, in really drunk voice in the middle of a party without his glasses: Sirius... I need to tell you something...

Regulus: Oh, I'm not S-

James: I think I'm in love with your brother...

Regulus: What?

James: I am in love with Regulus. But I won't do anything about it unless I'll get your approval, mate.

Regulus: *sits there in absolute shock*

James: I can't see your expression. You have to say something.

Regulus: ...Ask me again when we'll be sober, ok?

James: Okay, pads. *falls asleep on the couch*

Regulus, whispering to himself: I really hope Sirius will be okay with this...

[moutainrusing]

Sirius: Look! It’s my teeny weeny brother!

Remus: Are we looking at James or Regulus?

Sirius: Regulus is teeny weeny, James is ickle wickle.

Remus: Well, ‘teeny weeny’ looks like he wants to kill you, and ‘ickle wickle’ looks like he’ll help.

Sirius: They’re bonding!