#best qoute

[fandoms--fluff]

Alaric: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Y/n: Thank fucking god

Hope, hitting y/n's arm, whispering: Y/n!

Y/n: What? You know I'm right

[poempoetryandmore]

~i listened to you talk about the things you loved more than me, and never complained

[minimalist-quotes]

Staying in a relationship just because you love someone is not worth it. love is not all you need. Respect is what you need. Time is what you need. Reassurance is what you need. Happiness is what you need. A best friend is what you need.

[star-struck09]

We are finite, which is why we must try.

[splatoonpolls]

”This song is such an octo girl confidence bop”

-Callie cuttlefish, 2103 A.G.M (2103 years after the start of the great mollusk era)

[love-me-in-the-moonlight]

You consume my soul.

[lilttlepost]

I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days. And thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. Most of all I like the small joys that a simple life brings.

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

You’re Next spoilers!!

The sentence itself already broke me, cuz it’s the exact sentence Nana gave to All Might, then All Might gave it to Midoriya

My man was having tea time in the middle of the war field, talk about being classy

Then this asshole had to take it personally and proceeded to gaslight the entire Japan

Bastard isn’t even Japanese, like, go back to Europe and be your mafia boss, jfc

Then his light show??? Ate the entire city and where their floating boat goes

The floating boat was kinda good ngl but the amount of All Might statues unnerves me

Then the confrontation between Fake and real All Might!! All Might go!!!

Bro took it personally again and changed his name to Dark Might, so original

Then Midoriya being a cute idiot, but still an idiot, he just slides down the entire thing

The mind washing part was suppose to be scary cuz most of Class 1A are left completely defenceless but MY HEART

TENYA AND HIS BROTHER TGH AT WORK, RUNNING

SHOTO AND HIS FAMILY, TOUYA AND HIS PARENTS, HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A SCAR

Honestly the tape as a rope was pretty smart points to Sero

Ojiro SWINGS

PROMINENCE BURN

Bakugo taking charge, so proud

How would you see me smile if you’re not around? Not exactly words but still my heart

MY BOY MIRIO

Let’s be honest the part where Hawks and Mirio were playinh charades is gold

Mirio: *doing weird hand signs*

Hawks: *shares the same braincell so he understands*

AND AT THE END OF THE BATTLE THAT SCUM OF THE EARTH WAS WEARING ALL MIGHT’S HERO COSTUMES, PLURAL

Mirko literally slayed

Best Jeanist and Edgeshot being the good partners they are

You’re not giving up right, Tsukuyomi-kun? Sassy bird

THAT’S ALL MIGHT’S COSTUMES YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING

YES BEAT HIM, BIG THREE, BEAT THE OLD MAN

[13potheadsociety12]

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Eurylochus: Relationships should be 50/50. Ares cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[fandoms--fluff]

Damon after being put in charge of Caroline and Elena's little siblings because they're in college:

Stefan: Where's Y/n and Jeremy?

Damon: They went out

Stefan: They're grounded!

Damon: ...Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

[poempoetryandmore]

you will live.

you will do stupid things, you think you regret, but they make you who you are

you‘ll say wrong words and make mistakes

but people will love you anyways

[flingie]

[azhar456]

no one hurts me more than I hurt me..

[infinity-brain]

Latest design in my shop

[nightshadow1607]

Aizawa: I recognize that the HPSC has given an order, but given that it’s a stupid-ass order, I’ve elected to ignore it

--

Hizashi: Can you teach me how to hoe?

Nemuri: Rude

Nemuri: *sips wine*

Nemuri: But yes

--

Thirteen: What are you doing?

Snipe: Helping Majima find look for his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

--

Young Hizashi: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different products

Young Hizashi: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Young Hizashi: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good

--

Aizawa: *wakes up after a power nap*

Aizawa: Did I die? Is this heaven?

*knocking*

Nemuri: Open up!

Hizashi: It’s us, Zashi and Nem!

Aizawa: Oh. It’s hell

--

Hawks: My demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run

--

Nedzu: I made tea

Aizawa: I don’t want tea

Nedzu: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea

Aizawa: Then why are you telling me?

Nedzu: It is a conversation starter

Aizawa: That’s a lousy conversation starter

Nedzu: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate *sips tea*

--

Hawks: When you’ve work in the Hero Business as long as I have, you develop thick skin

Best Jeanist: *walks passed by Hawks* Yellow is not your color

Hawks: YELLOW BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!

--

Interviewer: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Hawks: Not if they consent to it

Mirko: Depends who you’re stabbing

HPSC PR Manager: YES?!

--

Recovery Girl: God give me patience

Yagi: I think you mean “give me strength”

Recovery Girl: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead

--

Endeavor: I have no fears

Best Jeanist: What if you woke up one day, and All Might became Number One again?

Endeavor:

--

Ectoplasm: That’s it. It’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you

Snipe, examinating his gun: Earth isn’t a planet

Ectoplasm, exploding: How the FUCK is EARTH NOT A PLANET--

--

Thirteen: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Majima: Not me

Vlad King: *sighing* It’s Aizawa’s turn

Aizawa: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die

Hizashi: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational

--

Hizashi: *screams* 

Endeavor: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Yagi: Should we do something?

Aizawa: No, I want to see who wins this

--

Nedzu: I am, as the kids say, awake

Nemuri: Don’t you mean woke?

Nedzu: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect

--

Aizawa, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back one day with a box of nine kittens

Hizashi:

Hizashi: What’s in the box?

Aizawa:

Hizashi: Shouta, what’s in the box?

Aizawa: I think you know

--

Miruko: So you can fly, right?

Hawks, confused: Yes?

Miruko: Which means hypothetically you could backflip off the HPSC building

Hawks, eyes lighting up: I could!

Edgeshot, muttering: Not my circus, not my monkeys *leaves the room*

incorrect quotes because why not? (pro heroes edition)