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fandoms--fluff · 6 months ago
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Alaric: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Y/n: Thank fucking god
Hope, hitting y/n's arm, whispering: Y/n!
Y/n: What? You know I'm right
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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 1 year ago
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Y/n, over text: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Damon: Where are you??
Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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fitzs-trained-monkey · 2 years ago
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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."
Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."
- Earlier that Day -
Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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ladymarvel27 · 1 year ago
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Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …
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morgane-art · 8 months ago
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Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.
Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...
Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-
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supercap2319 · 6 months ago
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Y/N: "When I die, I want everyone to attend my funeral."
Stefan: "Done."
Y/N: "Except, Damon. That bitch better be in the ground with me, pushing up daisies."
Damon: "Hey!"
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witchcraftandgeekness · 10 months ago
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Y/n: They are not hideous.
Kol, blinking at them: What?
Y/n: Damon and Stefan. They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.
Kol: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.
Y/n, snorting: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Kol Mikaelson?
Kol: Mauve.
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ourfatherwhoartinhell · 3 months ago
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Terzo: So, at the risk of sounding like, uh… like a jealous boyfriend… Omega: Oh, there's no risk. You do. But continue.
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Klaus: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
this is sooo Klaus I can't - 🤣😂
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that-sarcastic-optimist · 1 year ago
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Caroline: * rejects Klaus for the 100th time * Klaus: I am single by choice Kol: Yeah, but not by yours
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fandoms--fluff · 7 months ago
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Damon after being put in charge of Caroline and Elena's little siblings because they're in college:
Stefan: Where's Y/n and Jeremy?
Damon: They went out
Stefan: They're grounded!
Damon: ...Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 1 year ago
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Kai: *raises hand*
Katherine: *raises hand*
Klaus: *raises hand*
Elena: *raises hand*
Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?
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fitzs-trained-monkey · 2 years ago
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Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"
Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."
Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"
Klaus: "She knows things."
Y/N: "Like what?"
Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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ladymarvel27 · 1 year ago
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Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!
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rosedforbes · 7 months ago
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[sitting in jail]
Caroline: so... who should we call?
Kol: I'd call Nik, but I feel safer in jail.
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jeronicashippersclub · 6 months ago
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INCORRECT QUOTES!
Klaus: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Caroline: I think you mean cards.
Klaus, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No I do not.
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