#tvd incorrect quot

[fandoms--fluff]

Alaric: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Y/n: Thank fucking god

Hope, hitting y/n's arm, whispering: Y/n!

Y/n: What? You know I'm right

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[morgane-art]

Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.

Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.

Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...

Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-

[writerrose1998]

Caroline: We all have our demons. Caroline, pointing at Klaus: That one is mine.

[ladymarvel27]

Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "When I die, I want everyone to attend my funeral."

Stefan: "Done."

Y/N: "Except, Damon. That bitch better be in the ground with me, pushing up daisies."

Damon: "Hey!"

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Y/n: They are not hideous.

Kol, blinking at them: What?

Y/n: Damon and Stefan. They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.

Kol: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.

Y/n, snorting: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Kol Mikaelson?

Kol: Mauve.

[ourfatherwhoartinhell]

Terzo: So, at the risk of sounding like, uh… like a jealous boyfriend… Omega: Oh, there's no risk. You do. But continue.

[simsim54]

stefan: do you think we went overboard with the halloween decorations? klaus: nah it's cool elijah: the backyard is on fire klaus: aesthetic

[fandoms--fluff]

Y/n (Elijah's wife): What are you, five?

Kol: Yeah, five inches taller than you

Elijah:

Y/n:

Kol:

Kol: Please don't kill me

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Kai: *raises hand*

Katherine: *raises hand*

Klaus: *raises hand*

Elena: *raises hand*

Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[rosedforbes]

Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?

Kol: well, duh.

Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.

Everyone: *raise their hands*

Caroline:

Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.

[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Klaus: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Caroline: I think you mean cards.

Klaus, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No I do not.

[ladymarvel27]

Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!