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shadowheart trans ally confirmed

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one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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just visualised 'how bad can I be' Coil amv and became irrationally angry

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Me driving to the store: Yeah I'm a Shopper 6/ Buyer 8. I'm creating a produce cluster with a kiss/kill dynamic between lettuce and tomato. This grocery shard is going to bud off into a healthy meal.

My 8 year old son Chubster: Mommy I think God should kill you

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whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

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Zoomer Sveta about to get bottom surgery: Alright, let's make this pussy bussin

Riley dissociating cause she remembered the time she flipped a guy inside out and made him walk around on his lungs: I can turn your clitoris into a harpoon gun

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Me thinking about Baldur's Gate 3 launch TOMORROW.

Astarion I am FERAL for you.

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I love this picture so much I think about it every time I use the mimic tear and go to town on a boss

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i think lisa worm would have the exact ideology of joyce messier from disco elysium where she articulates a flawless marxist class analysis of capitalism and then says "however i, personally, get to be one of the exploiters so i think capitalism is good :)"

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what am i trying to do w myself again. i never remember.

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Glory Girl stans will demand Victoria content but then get mad at Amy for making more

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I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

Just pure rapture