#because it doesn’t make sense
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i’m so worried that the actual valid reasons to be mad at izzy’s death are going to be drowned out by all the numbskulls talking about “bury your gays” and “killing disabled characters is inherently ableist.” (there are ableism problems in the writing, his death is not one of them) that’s not what’s wrong here. the issue is it’s a wild choice that was barely set up and had no payoff whatsoever.
in my opinion, izzy’s life had barely begun. he had just discovered an interest in performance and makeup, he was adjusting to life with a prosthetic leg, and he had finally started to work through past trauma. his life was tragically cut short by some guy we barely knew shooting him in an act of cowardice and desperation. this might have been effective narratively, except it wasn’t. his death was more about ed than it was about izzy. the tragedy of this moment, that izzy still had a crew that loves him and a life to look forward to, that he was dying still believing that he deserved the abuse he went through, none of that was remotely acknowledged. in that moment it was all about ed and what izzy’s life meant for ed’s character. so, this isn’t a moral problem, it’s mostly a writing problem.
and maybe they’ll make it work in s3 and bring him back as a seagull or undead sea creature or give him more consideration/mourning. but until they fix this unsatisfying mess they’ve created i’m gonna be disappointed and a little mad. i just hope everyone is mad for the right reasons. because one the worst feelings as a fan of media is seeing two fellow fans who are both wrong argue about something you care about.
#our flag means death#ofmd s2 e8#izzy hands#our flag means death spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#this is the only post i am making about izzy#i’m not even really that mad i was literally just shocked#it was not a decision i had considered them making at all#because it doesn’t make sense#praying for buttons magic to do something
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If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward
#laurelcore#it’s infuriating#me rn#make that make sense#wait you can’t because it doesn’t and it never will
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Bruce “I subtly push away and manipulate everyone I desire romantically until they lash out and turn on me because I deserve it” Wayne and Clark “I see your manipulation and raise you…these impenetrable puppy dog eyes” Kent make up the perfect relationship dynamic, send tweet
#my fave superbat dynamic#is just like Will and Hannibal in s3 of Hannibal#when will goes to manipulate Hannibal#and Hannibal just smiles and lets it happen#because they both know who will win in the end lol#it’s effective and yet it doesn’t matter#Bruce manipulates and manipulates and Clark just stands there and doesn’t lash out or back#because he Knows#does that make sense to anyone else or is it just me and the cold meds#bruce wayne#batman#dc#clark kent#superman#superbat
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Smile for the camera!
It’s unfair that only Stanford has a Wanted poster, I think every Pines who got sucked in the portal should have one, as a familial right of passage and as a treat <3
All codes below cut!
👁️[Stanford’s Page]✋
STANFORD PINES
RETURN FOR BOUNTY, ARMED AND DANGEROUS
RICK WAS HERE
🏴☠️[Stanley’s Page]💰
STANLEY PINES
RETURN FOR BOUNTY, ARMED AND CHARMING
HEYA TOOTS
🌲[Dipper’s Page]🌌
DIPPER PINES
RETURN FOR BOUNTY, ARMED AND SNARKY
I WON’T HESITATE
💫[Mabel’s Page]💥
MABEL PINES
RETURN FOR BOUNTY, ARMED AND ADORABLE
GLITTER BOMB ENTHUSIAST
#I like to think Stanford ran into a bunch of other Fords but ignored them because he was so focused on his ‘mission’ and being Mr Lone Hero#if he saw a Stan he always assumed he was a Ford because Stanley wouldn’t ever fall in the portal; that just doesn’t make sense#and as for Dipper and Mabel he just doesn’t know those two yet#I’d like to think there’s a dimensional bar where all the different Pines hang out and only like 1 or 2 Ford’s are there lol#gravity falls#gravity falls au#reverse portal au#relativity falls#relativity falls au#reverse relativity falls#(I don’t know what to call that one tbh so I’m just sticking with that lol)#stanford pines#paranoid stanford#stanley pines#portal stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#older dipper pines#older mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#gravity falls redraw#digital art#digital fanart#art#fanart#procreate#procreate art#citricacidart
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My favourite animal. The stinktrap
#he’s so nasty#zombiecore#instead of an endoskeleton I draw him with an actual skeleton#because the endoskeleton doesn’t make a sprinkle of sense#art#springtrap#william afton#fnaf#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's
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despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,
theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.
#dungeon meshi#chilaios#OK SORRY. THE DEMONS. I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO LIKE THIS PAIRING. I DIDNT. BUT. HHH. FHFHJFJV. I FEEL CRAZY. LET ME EXPLAIN.#Pre canon it seems Laios is the person Chilchuck is really the closest to#He gets along with Namari and they are probably way better as buddies than he and Laios but#He and Laios seem *closer*#If that makes sense#Laios calls him his first name enough and without any issue or hesitation from Chilchuck#That I sort of inagine its not like. A misunderstanding. Laios is on a first name basis with him for a reason.#He also worries probably more than anyone about Laios#And his biggest criticism of him is that hes “reckless��#he’s comfortable around Laios in a very specific way and so is Laios around him#and in the series he shows many times that he’ll risk his life to protect Laios#Like staying with him to confront the elves because he was worried Laios would say something stupid#Hes the first one to run up to him when Falin punches him#I mean I think he was also going back for Falin like its not like I think he doesn’t care about her or anything#He clearly does#But I don’t know if he’d have gone back if Laios hadn’t#And if Laios had been eaten I think he wouldn’t have even had to be convinced by Falin#I also think Marcille would’ve gone back for him but probably more bc Falin was going back#Like sort of a reversed thing#AGAIN not that I don’t think she cared about Laios at the beginning either#But she before the story she was mostly Falin’s friend who knew Laios through Falin#She only really got to know him when Falin got eaten and they had to do a team building exercise#Though now I sort of want to see an actually reversed scenario#Bc we also know that Chilchuck is sort of uncomfortable around Falin (said in relationship chart)#So I would love to see them be forced into a team building exercise to find a person they both love the way Laios and Marcille were
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Made this while I was watching drawtectives. Hag yuri upon you
#My art#drawtectives#jancy true#joebean#joebeane#Jobean#Jobeane#Idk how to spell her name and then there wasn’t even a real name for her. Amnesia yuri LOSES </3#I found out they have a ship name and its#Truebean#i think#its cute#anyway this was my theory for why she couldn’t remember herself sooner. It’s because she’s down bad#When Joebeane gave them stuff for free and than Jancy appeared I thought ohhhhhh. Because her children or aomething#Which when you think about it doesn’t make sense so that’s why you shouldn’t think about it too hard#Trubean#Why is there a million ways to spell this stupid orc woman’s name#Drawfee#drawtectives fanart#Jobeans#Trubeans#truebeans#joe beans#Idk if I got it yet
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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Dreamfyre you’re still the mother of Daenerys’s dragons in my heart and will be until GRRM comes out of his hole to tell me otherwise
#house of the dragon#anti ryan condal#hotd#hotd s2#anti hotd#DREAMFYRE DESERVED BETTER#I hate the idea that Syrax mothered Dany’s dragons because it doesn’t make sense#Arrax and Vermax look nothing like Drogon Viserion or Rhaegal#plus why the fuck are they in the vale?#until GRRM tells me otherwise#Elissa Farman took Dany’s eggs to Westeros because of her love for Rhaena Targaryen#we don’t even see Dreamfyre on screen#IM DEVASTASTED#I refuse to believe this is real#Ryan Condal you can’t fucking rewrite the literal history of the world for your own fanfic ends#I can cause I’m not making money off it but at least I stick to fucking canon
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pidw canon-divergent au where shen qingqiu and yue qingyuan are actually able to reconcile with each other, except it’s mainly from the pov of the other cqms peak lords (who are currently the head disciples of cqms) who immediately think the worst and freak out when they see qijiu getting along with each other, because since when the actual fuck do those two have a functional relationship?!?!?!?!?
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scumbag system#svsss#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#cang qiong mountain sect#yue qingyuan#yue qi#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#original sqq#og shen qingqiu#og sqq#sqq#qijiu#jiuqi#qijiu au#svsss au#the pls are wondering if sj is possessed because since when did he ever smile at anyone except to make fun of them?#sj being nice to anyone but yqy specifically doesn’t make sense at all to anyone in cqms#mxtx svsss#mxtx rzfzx#mxtx novels#mxtx#shen jiu/yue qi
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My friend labeled this “toxic aromantic yaoi” and I couldn’t agree more
#kelperambles#toxic to the extreme because Petey’s life has been so shit that he has unknowingly placed romantic love on a pedestal#since it’s seemingly one of the few “good” things in life he has to look forward to (aside fron his kid obv)#but once Petey realizes he doesn’t experience it. he goes cuckoo because like what is he supposed to do now???#and he’s too stubborn to change his perspective on romance so he’s stuck grasping at straws for that sense of “normalcy” that everyone else#seems to easily indulge in. He grieves something he never had#and can only project those same feelings onto dogman because that’s the closest person he has excluding lil petey#when you look at their relationship from an outsider’s POV#they do everything a couple would do right?#they live together. take care of a kid together. and spend a lot of time together.#So of course they’d feel that societal pressure to be in a romantic relationship until they're forced to realize that it’s not for them#my friend even mentioned how much dogman cares about making everyone happy so#“ he probably is confused and sad because he can't give petey the ”right“ kinda love"#AND AUGHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭#dogman#dog man
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#gfg: comic contest#tf2#tf2 medic#team fortress 2#tf2 heavy#tf2 scout#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#tf2 headcanons#tf2 shitpost#what??? a background??? on poopy’s blog???#don’t mind the fact that the lighting doesn’t make sense#I had to put in some effort to impress gofishgo ok??#haha get it?#because medic’s fruity#ok ill stop#:)#my art#Bo’s art
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Jellyfish, specifically JellyNeil has no concept of gender nor does it remotely care about its gender until a very specific series of events
Find the mer au masterpost here 💕
#tbf Neil still doesn’t care#Andrew gets angry hearing Neil’s ‘I’m whatever you want me to be’#until he realizes Neil genuinely has no preference#Neil’s not saying it because it’s going to change itself for Andrew#or anyone else#but because Neil *wants* to be what Andrew likes#(even tho sharkdrew doesn’t mind his agender jelly partner)#(technically. it’s much easier for Andrew to admit to himself he’s catching feelings after this moment)#does this make sense. does this come across#ANYWAY#there’s more to be said on the topic but y’all have fun#it/he jellyNeil with interchangeable pronouns I think is what I’m sticking with#for now anyway we’ll see how this develops#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#renee walker#dang she doesn’t have a mer tag yet either#andreil#jellyneil#sharkdrew#oops all mers au#mer au#jellyfish
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I’m 100% supportive of people becoming obsessed with a background character in something but when people start saying something is bad because those background characters don’t get any character development we gotta slow down a little
#not all people in stories are actually characters#they are not individuals but rather something that add the the landscape and helps set the stage#like sorry you’re obsessed with a guy who’s only purpose is to further the plot but pls remember all plots are contrived#someone made it up whatever that character did isn’t real and someone decided they do that it doesn’t just happen#one of my favorite types of characters is characters who are actually setting#my all time favorite example of this is in Toni Morrison’s A Mercy#the husband is introduced and given a full backstory and then in the first couple chapters he dies#because he as an individual didn’t matter the point of him being there was not to be developed#the point of him being there was because his initial existence is the only reason the actual characters interact#if this doesn’t make sense do not tell me I’m high and scared so im thinking about narrative structure and plot devices to calm down
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Idk, some silly sketches or so
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls au#relativity falls#i am ashamed 😭#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines#I'm a little embarrassed because the sketches are crooked#I don’t know it doesn’t make sense#like mystery trio but more relativity falls#I've been wanting to draw them for a long time but only got around to it now#yeeeeahh stupid pyramid steve
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MC: *Peeking over Levi’s shoulder* Are they lovers?
Levi: Worse, it's a sports anime
MC: NOT THE SPORTS ANIME!!!
#holy shit I can’t believe it’s about to stop being updated#I stopped playing it a while ago because the plots and such were going its own way#and I enjoyed the fanfiction side more#but it’s still sad about no more updates#doesn’t make sense why they’re pushing for more in person stuff though#most people are there for and from the games#and not everyone is as invested in the irl stuff so they’re going to see a hugeeeee scale back in the stuff for irl that they’ll see#but hey that’s they’re choice ig right?#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me nightbringer incorrect quotes#obey me mc#obey me sheep chan#obey me sheep mc#obey me leviathan#obey me shall we date#obey me levi#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me! one master to rule them all#obey me!#obey me !#obey me game#obey me otome#obey me#obey me nightbringer#incorrect quotes
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