#be gay do arson

[bibibusinessman]

[monstatart]

finished up scott pilgrim takes off and he's still my favorite. made different variations of this drawing because I stayed up till 4am and got too tired to color

[rlmartian]

They were out of happy meals

[wizard-legs]

*~Arsonist Extraordinaire!~*

(This illustration is about a year old, but I never got around to posting my thesis work and I figured.. now’s a good a time as any! This is 1 of 6 fantasy circus posters- stay tuned for the rest, and a short comic!)

[sovieshu-simp]

They did something sus and got caught...

Sovieshu and Heinrey.

Original meme

[candyrockpop]

A Deep Dive

      Merfolk!Eddie Dear x GN!Reader

                  CW/TW -- Cussing, mentions of the ocean, swimming, deep diving, being stranded, near death experience via drowning, unknown sea creatures, possible large sea creature, mermaids

                             Summery:   You are participating in a deep sea exploration when something goes terribly wrong. You black out and when you wake up you're on an island, stranded, and are now in the company of a merfolk who doesn't speak your language. The sun is setting soon and you desperately need shelter, but this merman seems to have a delivery for you...

       “Gods, why did I sign up for this?” I thought as I descended into the deep waters of the ocean. I was about 1737 ft (about 529.44 m) down and counting, and my body was hurting pretty bad from the amount of pressure. It’s a miracle that my gear has survived this long and this deep. Hell, it's a miracle I've survived this deep! “Come in diver, are you alive and safe?” Echoed the earpiece in my ear.  

       Somehow, three years ago, someone invented an earpiece and oxygen tank duo that allowed someone to dive to extremely deep waters without damage to the equipment. Some believed that it was a witch that made it, others thought it was a hoax, but it didn’t matter since it worked.  

       That was how I got here, far too deep in water that could potentially kill me. “I’m here. All seems safe, I think.” I spoke, but of course, I jinxed myself. After I spoke a low rumble began, and I swore I could feel it in my chest. All a sudden the chord above me snapped, sending me deeper into a seemingly bottomless ocean.  

       I panicked and tried to swim up to the surface but my oxygen tank was running low and if I went up too fast it could kill me. I was stuck. I couldn’t see more than a few feet in front of me, either. I tried to look around, maybe there was a cave nearby? I didn’t find anything and I couldn't help but think, “Is this how I'm gonna die? Stuck in the ocean where no one will ever find my body?”  

       I heard the beeping of my oxygen tank. It ran out.

       I couldn’t breathe, there was no air left.  

       I blacked out.

       I woke up coughing. Did I drown? Is this the afterlife? I reached up to check my pulse, but I still had a heartbeat. I must still be alive, then, right?  

       I looked around, noticing I was on a beach. It seemed like an island since there was no sign of life other than animals and a person peeking out of the water.

       ...A person peeking out of the water? My head jerked towards the ocean, eyes skimming the surface before landing on a man's head above the surface of the water. “H-Hey! Can you help me? I don’t know where I am!” I shouted to try and get him to talk since his attention was already on me. It didn’t work. He turned and swam away, leaving me alone. I sighed and my shoulders slumped as my head fell into my hands.  

       I heard a splash and quickly looked up. The man...was back...

       Holy shit, he's a mermaid. “Holy shit you have a fucking tail!” I exclaimed without thinking. He looked at me hesitantly before nodding. I took a deep breath, trying to calm myself a little before looking him over. He seemed to have some sort of seal tail, but I didn’t recognize the species. His tail was white with grey freckles, though some colorful freckles, too. His upper half was orange with red hair, too. Not any sort of human, or at least a subhuman species, then.

       He made a series of clicking noises and looked worried. I must've zoned out. “Uh, do you know how I got here...?” I were hesitant to ask, but it had to be done. He nodded and made some more clicks, pointing towards himself with a grin. I looked at him, surprised and confused, “So, wait, you saved me? You didn't just see me here and decide to say 'hi!' or something?” He nodded again. He seemed to understand me considering he was answering me okay.  

       “Okay, so am I near any sort of human civilization...?” I questioned. He shook his head with a frown. I sighed and tried not to laugh out of something akin to frustration. I groan, “Right, I was exploring the deeper waters of the ocean before the chord snapped. Wait,” I paused to look at him cautiously, “how did I survive if I was that deep with no oxygen...?” He at least looked sheepish before clicking more.

       He seemed to blush before getting too flustered and jumping back into the water. "Great, now I'm alone, there’s no shelter, and its beginning to get dark." I stood up and exhaled. “Alright, let's see if I remember anything from those TikTok videos, I guess.” I walked to tree line, swatting bugs out of my face and making sure to pay heed to my surroundings and where i stood.

       I didn’t walk much further, not wanting to get lost. I made a makeshift tent out of sticks, leaves, more sticks, and broken tree limbs with the leaves attached. “Gods, I hope this works, or that it doesn’t rain...” My thoughts trailed off as I heard more clicking noises in the distance. I groaned quietly, turning around and walking back towards the beach. I made sure to mark the entrance, or at least where I walked, to get to my makeshift tent.  

       The merman was back, and he seemed to have a sort of messenger bag with him. It was an array of colors, and I don’t know how it was so many different colors since it looked to be made out of seaweed. I mean, I can understand the greens, reds, and maybe the yellows. The blues and purples on the other hand... “You know what? I'm just gonna stop asking questions right now...” I muttered under my breath. The Mer tilted his head. I shook my head in response and he just started pulling things out of his bag.  

       Were...were those fucking boxes?!

       “What the actual hell...? How do those even...? I...” I was so confused. How in the hell did they even fit in there? Was it a magical messenger bag? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was considering mermaids exist. He pushes the boxes towards me with a smile. I cautiously look at the small label on it. It is addressed to me.  

       Okay, fuck this, this is creepy! I stare at the box for a few minutes, just contemplating on opening it or not. I don’t know whats in that box, for all I know it could kill me! Then again, what if it's somehow something useful...?

       I cannot actually be considering this...

Hello! Happy pride month! I'll take this moment to say I'm a proud gender-fluid omnisexual! 🏳️‍🌈

I hope everyone is doing good, and if you aren't I hope that it gets better soon. I hope you enjoyed reading and thank you for doing so. I have a hard time writing Eddie normally so I tried something else instead. And one last thing, this is 1,064 words. It doesn't look like it, but it is.

[evilweasel-cosplay]

Happy pride from Sherbert! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[stariez13]

happy pride!!!!!!! in honor of pride month i’m giving you a list of things you can do because you’re gay!

scream at people randomly

commit arson

kiss a boy

kiss a girl

kiss a lamppost (idfk)

wear a skirt

wear a suit

just be yourself cuz we love you

[garthnadermemestash]

Sid Shapiro wife dry af

[bugfeather]

GET JOHNSONED, @ YOUR MUTUALS TO TOTALLY JOHNSON THEM.

@mausuwinasa @l1ll1xx @k-kroomie @citrussomebody @bunnyislove @kat-mush @starkstruckus @unearthlore @professor-gayass @dalmonstrosity @suckmyyummyhairyball @danila-golmanov @crystalizedk9 @rat-with-a-gun @hollistercrowley

[aspennntree]

vacuo team is he/they she/they solidarity send post

[thehotlovedove]

I hate when people sneak into my house at night and steal my pronouns and preferred name when I'm not looking. I WORKED HARD FOR MY PRONOUNS >:(

[psychic-glitch]

<viral video of Mors kissing Tadeo on the live news in front of a burning building. His froslass could be seen giving Tadeo's floette a little smooch.>

<Tadeo was stunned for a moment and Mors had to drag him away>

<Video ends there>

[rlmartian]

Nico no-

Just a random pjo scenario that spawned in my head at 2am

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Will: Oh my gods nico’s favorite Mc Donald’s burned down! How am I going to break it to him?

Will: On phone* uh hey babe? I have some bad news…

Nico: it’s about the Mc Donald’s isn’t it?

Will: You know already? Oh my gods Nico we’re you there?!?! Are you ok? Are you hurt? What happened was it a monster attack?

Nico: She was being a bitch…

Will: Wha-what?

Nico: There was a Karen in front of me in line. She called me a slur and her snot nosed brat got the last happy meal toy…

Will: Nico. Nico my love please tell me you didn’t just burn down the Mc Donald’s?…

Nico:…

[m-crow-4v3]

Did you know,

if at 3 am say his name in front of a mirror 3 times, then you light your room on fire you’ll summon the police, who will then arrested for arson?

[sovieshu-simp]

Now it's Ergi and McKenna or Erkenna

McKenna is very annoyed, irritated and displeased about Ergi putting themselves involved in such [ leave Your imagination] situation.

Ngl, Ergi looks like Taejoo from Low Tide in Twilight.