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Small Town Grocery Store Stories: LGBTQ+ friendly edition

Me: minding my own damn business in the grocery store

One of my students and a few of his teammates enter the dairy aisle. 

My student is holding hands with one of his teammates. 

My student: Oh hey, Professor X!

Me, who has both my student and his girlfriend in my class: …Hello

My student, looking at his hand-holding partner: Oh! Don’t worry. My girlfriend knows. Not that I’m cheating! I’m not cheating. I’m not gay.

Hand Holding boy: Not that being gay is a bad thing! It’s a good thing!

My student: Right! But no, listen. We aren’t together, we just hold hands in public sometimes.

Hand Holding Boy: Especially on Friday nights. And weekends. And at away games.

My student: Because sometimes people will say shit and then we can punch them! And if the fight started because someone was being homophobic, coach won’t get mad at us.

Hand Holding Boy: Always nice to punch a homophobe. And [gesturing to another boy in the group] maybe they’ll think twice about saying something to [other boy’s name] if he ever gets a boyfriend and wants to hold his hand for real. The Gay One, resigned but smiling: I’ve decided it’s sweet and not really fucking weird.

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“my potions are too strong for you”

potion seller (hung trans girl), I require your strongest potion (flask of girl cum)

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Turns out koishi is the most relatable 2hu

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Legit couiorus

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Rule

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She’s a 10 but she’s The Rake

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rulé

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This is hereby an open invitation!!

it's jerk her off June, help your local trans girl by jerking her off

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*looks pointedly*

Trans women near me?

I need trans women IN me!

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I mean if you’re offering~~

I’ve had so many people just go through my profile recently and blow up my notifications

You know you can just blow me instead right

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How would I ever financially recover from this? :3

rule :3

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This is for the blooming trans individuals who are in their earliest days of HRT, or pre-HRT.

Rejoice in prideful glee. You have taken monumental steps in the ever-infinite journey of understanding one's self. You may get impatient as your body begins the Great Shift. You WILL get impatient.

But don't lose sight of the simple truth: hormones or not, you are who you say you are. No force on Mother Earth can alter that. Not a podcast, not a tweet, not a single anonymous message.

You are your own God, and all else falls behind you.

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“explosive loads”

mmmmfgh

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:3

I'm being oppressed

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