#batman!bob

[gothicgaycowboy]

I’ve had nothing but @laracrofted batman!Bob concept stuck in my head for the past 3 days so I needed to make this

[perilusjax]

Title: Queen of Shadows

Danny and Bruce have been dating for years before Bruce joined the JL. After the Dracula incident, Danny gave Bruce a few guardian spirits. They only come out when dealing with magical problems, so most others don't know about them.

Unknown to either of them, the whole JL think Batman is an amalgamation of shadows. Thanks to the shadows disliking how they treat the Queen.

[frownyalfred]

Your post on Bruce being the weakest human member of the league, makes me wonder what would happen if a new meta-human league member, after being criticised by Bruce for acting too rash on the field, turned around and essentially said something along the lines of 'What gives you the right to talk to me like that? At the end of the day, you're just some human.'

Cue a completely silent room and tension thick enough you could cut through it. I feel like before Bruce even had the chance to respond, multiple members of the league would step in first, especially Clark, if he's in the room when this interaction occurs.

I know it’s not super in character but I wish, in that moment, Bruce would simply step aside, tilt his head, and indicate that the meta should lead the mission themself if they feel so strongly. Kind of like when the Chef in the Menu let Tyler cook in the kitchen just to watch him fail (theoretically this would be a mission that doesn’t affect civilians etc).

Clark would be furious and so would everyone else. But maybe they’d still defer to Bruce and let the hotshot run the mission into the ground. Sometimes to teach a lesson, failure needs to be at full intensity.

Bruce would step in at the end, a la Speirs in Band of Brothers, reach a hand down to the frazzled meta, and ask him if he wanted him to step in. Calm voice, confident posture, no obvious grudge or resentment. Just Batman offering to lead the mission after all.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: My cat was right about you!

[ktkat99]

Bruce, going over his finances in the kitchen- That's it for the college funds

Tim- Wait, which one of us is going to college?

Tim and Steph, together- NOT IT

[dcbinges]

Batman #3 (1940) by Bill Finger & Bob Kane

[tomoleary]

Norman Saunders Batman Trading Card Illustration Original Art (Topps, 1966)

Layouts by Bob Powell

[monika-fan]

saw post abt wg villains as batman villains from @adriantheanimator09 and so made some arts hehe😌

[queerryan]

(Damian Joins a sports team in school)

Teacher: when you win the competition we will finally have a trophy to put in the school trophy case.

Damian: you mean the turtle tank?

Teacher: it's supposed to be a trophy case.

Damian: but there's turtles in it.

Teacher: Which is going to change and we bring home the Iron.

Damian: but where would the turtles go?

Teacher: I DON'T F- I don't know Damian.

[pinkiemachine]

BatFamily Animation! (Featuring Stephanie’s Sass!)

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

all I see is green

[90smovies]

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Batfam as Bob's Burgers' quotes

Tim (about Damian) : You don't want to mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

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Damian (13 years old) : Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bruce : "My own apartment."

Damian : And it can not be a studio. You have exactly 7 shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day 8, there will be tears and violence.

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Bruce : We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without ?

Damian : Probably Tim and Jason.

Stephanie : That's a good start.

Tim : Huh. Well that makes the things I was gonna cut irrelevant.

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Bruce : They're not here ! I got Jason's diary, let's see if it says anything. "Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into the dangerous taffy factory. Also, if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses".

Dick : Ha, "duderuses."

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Stephanie : I like sandwiches.

Jason : You smell like you do.

Stephanie : You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around ?

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Jason : You know that boat that I've been fixing up?

Tim : You've mentioned it.

Jason : Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out.

Stephanie : Kill us?

Jason : No, take you out for a boat ride.

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Tim : Why'd you head-butt me?!

Jason : I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.

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Dick, at some point : Bruce, Jason, look at yourselves ; you're father and son ! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other. This isn't the Bible !

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Bruce : I should write a parenting book. Call it, "Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back !"

[dc-megatournament]

Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else