#batman!bob

[laracrofted]

❝ he's not our hero. he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. a dark knight.

[gothicgaycowboy]

I’ve had nothing but @laracrofted batman!Bob concept stuck in my head for the past 3 days so I needed to make this

[ktkat99]

Bruce, going over his finances in the kitchen- That's it for the college funds

Tim- Wait, which one of us is going to college?

Tim and Steph, together- NOT IT

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

[perilusjax]

Title: Queen of Shadows

Danny and Bruce have been dating for years before Bruce joined the JL. After the Dracula incident, Danny gave Bruce a few guardian spirits. They only come out when dealing with magical problems, so most others don't know about them.

Unknown to either of them, the whole JL think Batman is an amalgamation of shadows. Thanks to the shadows disliking how they treat the Queen.

[queerryan]

(Damian Joins a sports team in school)

Teacher: when you win the competition we will finally have a trophy to put in the school trophy case.

Damian: you mean the turtle tank?

Teacher: it's supposed to be a trophy case.

Damian: but there's turtles in it.

Teacher: Which is going to change and we bring home the Iron.

Damian: but where would the turtles go?

Teacher: I DON'T F- I don't know Damian.

[dcbinges]

Batman #3 (1940) by Bill Finger & Bob Kane

[90smovies]

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Batfam as Bob's Burgers' quotes

Tim (about Damian) : You don't want to mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

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Damian (13 years old) : Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bruce : "My own apartment."

Damian : And it can not be a studio. You have exactly 7 shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day 8, there will be tears and violence.

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Bruce : We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without ?

Damian : Probably Tim and Jason.

Stephanie : That's a good start.

Tim : Huh. Well that makes the things I was gonna cut irrelevant.

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Bruce : They're not here ! I got Jason's diary, let's see if it says anything. "Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into the dangerous taffy factory. Also, if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses".

Dick : Ha, "duderuses."

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Stephanie : I like sandwiches.

Jason : You smell like you do.

Stephanie : You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around ?

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Jason : You know that boat that I've been fixing up?

Tim : You've mentioned it.

Jason : Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out.

Stephanie : Kill us?

Jason : No, take you out for a boat ride.

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Tim : Why'd you head-butt me?!

Jason : I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.

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Dick, at some point : Bruce, Jason, look at yourselves ; you're father and son ! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other. This isn't the Bible !

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Bruce : I should write a parenting book. Call it, "Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back !"

[mikyapixie]

Batman: The Brave & the Bold premiered 16 years ago today on Cartoon Network!!!

So here’s my favorite song from the series!!!😁😍🤩

[laracrofted]

❝ down comes the night

synopsis: billionaire bob floyd has a reputation for partying and womanizing, but bob has a secret. and when her work in the district attorney's office puts her in the crosshairs of the mob, fran find herself right in the middle of his double life.

pairing: batman!bob floyd x fran douglas (oc)

general warnings: minors and ageless accounts dni (18+), batman au, explicit smut, explicit language, alcohol, see individual posts for specific warnings.

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down comes the night make your own luck (district attorney jake)

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[pinkiemachine]

BatFamily Animation! (Featuring Stephanie’s Sass!)

[daily-bruce-wayne]

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They’re dangerous, but I love their swagger.

[docgold13]

Batman in The Golden Age

Paper cut-outs in the styles of Bob Kane; Jerry Robinson; Dick Sprang ; Lew Sayre Schwartz; Sheldon Moldoff; Jim Mooney; Jack Burnly; and Win Mortimer