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It’s officially spooky season p.2

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some recent patterns! you can check out my redbubble for the full designs if u so desire, or follow me on twitter for more

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small and valid

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long furby hear my prayers: deliver me a fat bank account, a short butch gf, and a bowl of cocoa puffs

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The official cp!❤️

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sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

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sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

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please watch my roomba kiss my bluetooth scale and run away

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I want feel something.

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menu is finally done!

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Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

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son of a bitch

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wanted to do the thing bc y not

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A non-exhaustive list of things first and second graders have done in my classes:

broken a glowstick over their hand and become immediately convinced that the fluid on their hand was going to kill them

proceed to come to me for the rest of the day, after the offending hand was washed and no damage found, and ask if they could do x activity with the not-really-injured hand

fallen out of a tree

kicked each other in the ribs while cartwheeling

informed me I looked like a monster when I wore black eyeliner instead of brown

wrote a rhyming ditty about me in which I got hit by a car

illustrated me before and after the aforementioned fictional car accident (smiling on the left, x’s over my eyes to the right)

cried hysterically for ten minutes upon not receiving the prompt card labeled “cat”

coined the phrase “so-and-so is feeling like the snail today,” to indicate when a peer is feeling overwhelmed and momentarily antisocial

inquired, in a very skeptical tone, if I was always smiling and always this happy

exclaimed that I am “really pretty!” under my uniform smock

collectively decided that I am the ideal human coat hanger, both in the sense that I myself am human, and as well as in the sense that tiny humans are the ones that hang themselves off of me

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