#batbois

[therealalicewayne]

on my way to find a green glowing wedding ring, hope boo notices me when he gets it <3

@kidlantern

[i-got-harvey-dent-pregnant]

*looking at a picture of robin!dick on top of batman crying at a joker who didnt even doing anything yet*

Jason: BAHAHAHA

Dick: WHAT?!?! I was afraid of clowns! Sue me!

Tim: .....you LIVED at the CIRCUS!

[haveihitanerve]

After Jason’s like third death the bat boys decide to fuck with the burial people Dick: are you sure the grave is deep enough? Damian: can we get cement poured over it? To seal him in better? We can pay if it costs more Tim: do you think lead would be stronger? Do y’all sell thicker coffins? Bruce:… maybe if we plant a tree the roots will trap him in.  Boys: smart… Burial people:… *horrified and concerned* Jason: fuck you all very much. 

[birbinabox]

I feel like Tim’s frustration and anger responses would be very different

Like frustrated is just him glaring at a paper or a person trying to understand what they just said its curses at a paper because the math ain’t mathing

But his anger ah, it’s quiet, it’s a fake smile perfected day his mother ,it’s the curt “mhm,” “ah, yes” “I see.”’s, The way his eyes get colder ever so slightly, its the slightest shift in his posture and the sarcasm played so genuinely.

Like I don’t know Tim seems the kind of person to later plot how exactly he’s going to handle a person or problem that angered him once he’s had time to think it through it also you absolutely know he’s fucking pissed (or well Dick, Jason, Damian, and Bruce do.)

[lukkydukky]

Gay….

POV: me when I see timbern fanart

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[jazzz-posts]

I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[thebat-musicman]

*phone call*

Jason; I’m sorry, Talia. I can’t kill Bruce.

Talia: You asked me yesterday if I could “break Bruce out of the afterlife so I can kill him over and over.”

Jason: Yeah…that would have been fun. But he’s given me an offer I can’t refuse.

Talia: He killed the clown?

Jason: He gave me a first edition Pride and Prejudice book. It says by a lady instead of Jane Austen.

Talia: You are sacrificing months of training and planning for a book?

Jason: I’m weak, Talia. I’m weak.

[lithiumseven]

Jason: It’s your spleen! You lost an ORGAN Tim, you should have told us!

Tim: So? You don’t have your tonsils, that’s an organ!

Dick: That’s not the same and you kn-

Jason: Jokes on you, my tonsils grew back in the Lazarus Pit so your argument doesn’t even make sense!

Dick, now fully turned toward Jason: Your tonsils did WHAT

[therealalicewayne]

pspspsps

*lays out trail of fortune cookies* Pspspspspspspsps

@kidlantern

[i-got-harvey-dent-pregnant]

Theres a point in every young DC fan's life where you get to pull an all nighter and look at rule 34 or Dick Grayson...... Unfortunately I have reached that point.

[haveihitanerve]

Tim just endorsing Damian’s habits by being an obnoxious geeky older brother  Damian: *chops of dudes hand* Tim: you could say that was rather- Damian: no! Don’t-! Tim: -dis-arming

[luca-is-a-pengu]

[anyknotrants]

Tim: hey Dick, which do you thing Kon would like more?

Tim: *holds up 2 pairs of earrings, one sapphire, on diamond*

Dick: I don't know probaby, the sapphire

Tim: *nods and puts the diamond away*

Dick: what's the special occasion, anyway?

Tim: hm?

Dick: why are you buying Kon the earrings, is it your anniversary or something?

Tim: oh no, I just like buying stuff for him

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what?

Dick: oh god, you're his sugar daddy!

Tim, blushing: I'm not- you buy expensive shit for Wally all the time! You're his sugar daddy!

Dick: I prefer the term; 'rich boyfriend',

Tim: ...

Tim and Dick: *turns to look at Jason*

Jason, checking out arrow-shaped ruby necklace: *looks up*

Jason: ... I plead the fifth

[theaceofarrows]

Nightwing and Robin Jason: On your mark, get set g-

Batman: No

Nightwing: No? No, what? You don't even know what we're doing?!

Batman: You two were about to try and race across the rooftops

Nightwing: And? We do it all the time

Batman: And, they're covered in ice from freezing rain

Robin Jason: So? We fought Mr. Freeze last week, and we're still alive

Batman: [glares]

Dick: Ugh, fine. We won't have ANY fun

Batman: [turns around]

Nightwing:

Robin Jason:

Nightwing and Robin Jason: [glance at each other]

Nightwing and Robin Jason: [whispering] Go

[Both start running]

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[Later]

Dick: [sitting on the couch with his ankle in a cast] Consequences, gotta be my top three least favorite parts of my actions

Jason: [sitting next to him with his arm in a cast] Big brothers, gotta be the top three worst people to listen to when they say they have a fun idea

Dick: You're just grumpy because YOU fell down first

Jason: [hits him with a pillow]