#batbois

[i-got-harvey-dent-pregnant]

*looking at a picture of robin!dick on top of batman crying at a joker who didnt even doing anything yet*

Jason: BAHAHAHA

Dick: WHAT?!?! I was afraid of clowns! Sue me!

Tim: .....you LIVED at the CIRCUS!

[haveihitanerve]

After Jason’s like third death the bat boys decide to fuck with the burial people Dick: are you sure the grave is deep enough? Damian: can we get cement poured over it? To seal him in better? We can pay if it costs more Tim: do you think lead would be stronger? Do y’all sell thicker coffins? Bruce:… maybe if we plant a tree the roots will trap him in.  Boys: smart… Burial people:… *horrified and concerned* Jason: fuck you all very much. 

[birbinabox]

I feel like Tim’s frustration and anger responses would be very different

Like frustrated is just him glaring at a paper or a person trying to understand what they just said its curses at a paper because the math ain’t mathing

But his anger ah, it’s quiet, it’s a fake smile perfected day his mother ,it’s the curt “mhm,” “ah, yes” “I see.”’s, The way his eyes get colder ever so slightly, its the slightest shift in his posture and the sarcasm played so genuinely.

Like I don’t know Tim seems the kind of person to later plot how exactly he’s going to handle a person or problem that angered him once he’s had time to think it through it also you absolutely know he’s fucking pissed (or well Dick, Jason, Damian, and Bruce do.)

[therealalicewayne]

I love all my brothers the same! U have the first born, the angelic Richard Grayson. The second born, the cool and determined Jason, tim. And the other one!

@officialbruciewayne @not-timdrake @jason-peter-todd-harper

[lukkydukky]

Gay….

POV: me when I see timbern fanart

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[jazzz-posts]

I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.

[theaceofarrows]

12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

-

[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

[anyknotrants]

Tim: hey Dick, which do you thing Kon would like more?

Tim: *holds up 2 pairs of earrings, one sapphire, on diamond*

Dick: I don't know probaby, the sapphire

Tim: *nods and puts the diamond away*

Dick: what's the special occasion, anyway?

Tim: hm?

Dick: why are you buying Kon the earrings, is it your anniversary or something?

Tim: oh no, I just like buying stuff for him

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what?

Dick: oh god, you're his sugar daddy!

Tim, blushing: I'm not- you buy expensive shit for Wally all the time! You're his sugar daddy!

Dick: I prefer the term; 'rich boyfriend',

Tim: ...

Tim and Dick: *turns to look at Jason*

Jason, checking out arrow-shaped ruby necklace: *looks up*

Jason: ... I plead the fifth

[i-got-harvey-dent-pregnant]

Theres a point in every young DC fan's life where you get to pull an all nighter and look at rule 34 or Dick Grayson...... Unfortunately I have reached that point.

[haveihitanerve]

Tim just endorsing Damian’s habits by being an obnoxious geeky older brother  Damian: *chops of dudes hand* Tim: you could say that was rather- Damian: no! Don’t-! Tim: -dis-arming

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

[therealalicewayne]

What do u mean I have a warrant on my head! I did absolutely nothing wrong! *Building on fire behind her and several car alarms going off* #batman

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think this is the most normal brother moment they've ever had

[thebat-musicman]

9 year old Dick: If you’re a friendless loser and you know it, clap your hands!

Bruce:

Dick: Clap. Your. Hands.

Bruce: *clap clap*

———

12 year old Jason: HEY YOU!

Jason: HEEEEEY YOU!

Jason: HEY! YOU!

Bruce: It’s not polite to not call people by their names, Robin.

Jason: Nice try, Hey You. I know my mentor’s name.

———

13 year old Tim: You see this coffee, Bruce?

Bruce: Thank you for making this for m-

Tim: This is my coffee. You are having water. Only people who don’t break mugger’s fingers get coffee.

———

Clark: Batman, your Robins are so polite. They must have been a joy to raise.

Bruce, through clenched teeth: Such a joy.