#alicewayne

[therealalicewayne]

You see sometimes I go onto Tumblr and see really cool stuff like fan art of my brothers! And others I see my own father's this trap @officialbruciewayne

[therealalicewayne]

gerome is excited to meet his new moms and would like his own UV light if possible, I have already emailed the adoption papers to you through the bat computer, if u sign in the right places he should be yours in less than 24 hours he would also like to inform u that he does not like dirt and instead radiated concrete, he says he “thrives better in that environment”

if u let me on the birds of prey (or the sirens im not picky) I’ll give u and ivy my Venus flytrap gerome. Take good care of him, he hates sunlight, only give him UV light, he thrives in that light

—@therealalicewayne

You know what? Yeah you can join.

[therealalicewayne]

pspspsps

*lays out trail of fortune cookies* Pspspspspspspsps

@kidlantern

[therealalicewayne]

on my way to find a green glowing wedding ring, hope boo notices me when he gets it <3

@kidlantern

[therealalicewayne]

Jason! Damien! Stop bullying Tim! He's not all there! Can't u see he's running off 5 energy drinks and a single aderal?!? @not-timdrake @not-redrobin @jason-peter-todd-harper

[therealalicewayne]

I get my autism from my father and my intimidating aura from my mother, it’s not the other way around. Please consider this next time u say “oh she’s just like her father ^^” on patrol when I’m clearly trying to death glare u.

[therealalicewayne]

I miss my brother Hal….. I miss him a lot…. I’ll be back- @kidlantern

[therealalicewayne]

YALL THIS IS NOT A DRILL HES BACK!!!! :D

JASONS BACK!!!! JASONS BACK!!!!

@jason-toddie IS BACK!!!!

JASON I MISSED UUUUUU

[therealalicewayne]

if it weren’t obvious

@speedywithadhd is my supervillain arch nemesis and I will do everything in my power to make him miserable (ooc: impulse plz don’t be offended alice is just a WEIRD kid)

[therealalicewayne]

I like my boys how I like my meat. Chicken and salty

@kidlantern

[therealalicewayne]

A Robin will be the son of Batman, but you Jason Todd will be mine <3

@jason-peter-todd-harper

[therealalicewayne]

OOC

hey guys! Joey here! I’m sorry to inform you that @deepfriedjustice will not be posting anymore, I was at res for 10 months and used deep fried on a res issued computer I used deep fried as a coping mechanism for when I couldn’t have the strength and confidence I needed, I would post on that account to get a quick confidence boost. I am HAPPY to inform that I am OUT of res and going to post more Alice content now! Thanks to all the deep fried supporters and I hope this next chapter is filled with less cannibalistic character personas and more silly preteens banter.

[therealalicewayne]

There is a reason why Jason is my favorite brother, yes, but where's the fun in telling u? Guess peasants! @jason-peter-todd-harper

[therealalicewayne]

hello viewers of my page

I am in search of ✨friends✨ because apparently it seems my only friend other than my brother and my nemesis (@speedywithadhd) has left tumblr. There’s are my requirements

One of the following: super, wonder, flash, green lantern, or manhunter

has a humor that I can learn from

has relations to teammates of the justice league

has or is in a hero team

will be nice to me despite me being “creepy”

that is all please show me ur applications with a repost. Good day

[therealalicewayne]

What do u mean I have a warrant on my head! I did absolutely nothing wrong! *Building on fire behind her and several car alarms going off* #batman

[therealalicewayne]

currently in a time paradox, waiting for @officialbruciewayne to find me!

how’s ur guy’s days?