#batboi

[lady-severus-snape]

Headcannon #19

Give me a non traditional Severus.

🌠Severus having a hoarding problem from his father spending his coin on liquor. (Doesn't throw anything away)

🌠severus not showering for days because he has to pep talk himself into fully undressing to do it.

🌠suffers from bulimia and bouts of anorexia because of the SA in hogwarts (and probably under Voldemort, too)

🌠recovering from addiction of heroin and morphine. They were his only escape when spying placed him in high stress situations, not being able to confide in ANYONE. Plus it numbed the pain and guilt of facing Lily's death everyday.

🌠Severus secretly loves the feel of women's clothes. They are soft. They provide him with solace and peace when he wears a woman's care bears pajama set. (He also has tons of stuffies. He cuddles with a different one each night)

🌠Severus reading muggle romance novels, he imagines himself as either the giver and or reciever.

🌠Severus being a super picky eater.

🌠Severus being cold, like ALL the time even in the dead of heat in the summer.

🌠Severus being a big old teddy bear. The moment you earn his trust, friendship, and love, there is no one more loyal and protective than him. To the point that you can't even carry a single grocery bag.

[thank-you-miss]

Batboi always working

@rpking99 Gotham was under attack once again. Lex had planned something big, which would cripple the city which was already in shambles. Lext had partnered with a new villain, infamously called X, which was unknown to Gotham and to Batboi too. All the efforts to find any info about this new mystery villain was in vain. After days of efforts, Batboi was able to conclude that SHIELD has information on Mr X. He decided to pay Natasha a visit, to get that information, as they had met in the past a couple of times. But Bruce knew that it would not be easy to get that info from Black widow. It did not take him much time to figure out that she was staying in a hotel, in New York. Reaching to her hotel, he tracked her, as she went to swimming pool. Batboi decided to use his most powerful weapon, his charm, and beauty, to lure the agent. As Natasha was sitting on one of the pool chairs, Bruce let go of his suit, letting his slim, and feminine body on display. He took a swift dive in the pool, and enjoyed the waters for few minutes before coming out. He sauntered over to Natasha, in his wet swimsuit, and initiated the conversation " Hello there Natasha. Long time"

[animehalo7283]

I can't tell if I like the sketch or the final better...

[lady-severus-snape]

Oh, yes. He can absolutely use me as an external hard drive.

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[jazzz-posts]

I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[lady-severus-snape]

My soul will leave my body, and not even bothering to close the door is what will happen.

Imagine meeting him IRL ...

(*nervously swallowing*) 😳

art by:

https://twitter.com/qIKgYownOdCmYLd

[lady-severus-snape]

Headcanon #6

Severus would be an adorable flustered man when he receives a just because gift from Y/N.

It's a bound book of a boudoir photo session. He would open it before slamming it shut. In the privacy of his rooms, he peeks at the photos. His fingers tracing the contours on paper. The book contains both muggle still lifes, and wizarding photos.

When y/n does the particular wink from page 15, severus just about implodes.

[luca-is-a-pengu]

[anyknotrants]

Tim: hey Dick, which do you thing Kon would like more?

Tim: *holds up 2 pairs of earrings, one sapphire, on diamond*

Dick: I don't know probaby, the sapphire

Tim: *nods and puts the diamond away*

Dick: what's the special occasion, anyway?

Tim: hm?

Dick: why are you buying Kon the earrings, is it your anniversary or something?

Tim: oh no, I just like buying stuff for him

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what?

Dick: oh god, you're his sugar daddy!

Tim, blushing: I'm not- you buy expensive shit for Wally all the time! You're his sugar daddy!

Dick: I prefer the term; 'rich boyfriend',

Tim: ...

Tim and Dick: *turns to look at Jason*

Jason, checking out arrow-shaped ruby necklace: *looks up*

Jason: ... I plead the fifth

[theaceofarrows]

Pov: You're a Gotham criminal in December

[lady-severus-snape]

And he would carry from the lightest days absorbency to murder scene absorbency. Along with plenty of chocolate and soft fuzzy socks for his house girlies (some of the other house girls come to him secretly, he's the best at dealing with menstruation amongst the younger years)

always

[strange-birb]

Some Wayne gala fits for the boys! I saw something similar by @fallen-jpg and wanted to do some of my own lol

Ps… I’m not good with backgrounds lol and I made Damian much older cause I didn’t want to draw a kid …

Part 2 !!!

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

[incorrectbatfam]

Yknow how lions will sometimes pretend that their cubs' biting hurts and stuff as a form of encouragement

Imagine that but like

Robin!Dick: *bap*

Bruce: *dramatically throws himself into a shelf*